FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Zoo

By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

What animal will you be and tell us why if you like

I woul like to be a seal so I just sit there and they all feed me fish

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

There's a joke out there about blowing a seal. That's why you chose it.

Fox for me Obvs

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

A sloth, slow

, small,

and oh so cute!

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

A giraffe just relaxing eating branches and having a little run occasionally

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Edinburgh Zoo ruined the X-Men movies for me. I was so excited when I heard they had a Wolverine there, raced straight to the enclosure, and found myself staring at what can only be described as a fat ginger house cat.

The illusion was shattered right there.

So I'd like to be the wolverine in our zoo please, purely so I can shatter other people's illusions just like mine were. Well, either that or feed myself to the tigers as punishment for destroying an entire movie series

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A raccoon.

Hot chicks love cuddling raccoons. I've seen it on t'internet. 🤷‍♂️

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Lion. Lie around in the sun and occasionally have a fuck.

Gbat

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

A Polar bear, no meaningful reason I just like Polar bears.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Octopus 🐙

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horse. To be able to run free at speed...I'd have to have a big enclosure though to be fair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Pallas's cat. Small, grey, grumpy-looking.

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Lemur, I'd spend all day stroking my long fluffy tail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An elephant, because I've got an enormous trunk

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Octopus 🐙"

I have an octopus fantasy!

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Octopus 🐙"

It's the tentacles isn't it....? 😂😂

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

A panda 🐼 sit around eating and being dopey/falling over all day looking cute

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Hippo. No fat shaming. People get excited when you do a huge yawn or come up for air in a pool. Plus they splatter poo everywhere with their tails so if I didn't like the look of someone...

Or a honey badger. Just because.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'd be a female clown fish. She has a harem of males at her behest

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
over a year ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"Octopus 🐙

I have an octopus fantasy!

Is that becasue of 'The Boys'?

...as for me, I'd be a lemur, just because they're cool.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

A bonebo monkey as they ahag all day

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Octopus 🐙

I have an octopus fantasy!

Is that becasue of 'The Boys'?

Nope. It's because I have an active imagination 😬

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Whale.🐳

10ft tongue and can breathe out top of its head.

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By *ittyNCremeCouple
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

DJ a Bull or Rhino AJ a Bunny

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll be a naked mole rat.

They’re awesome little critters.

They also somewhat resemble a penis with teeth 👍🏻

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Octopus 🐙

It's the tentacles isn't it....? 😂😂"

The tentacles, the intelligence, the viciousness 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hermit crab

I'm there but no one has seen me in year's

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"Octopus 🐙

It's the tentacles isn't it....? 😂😂"

They have arms rather than tentacles... I'm not sure if that increases the appeal? 8 arms would be pretty useful I would suppose?

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By *ogo21Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

A Seagull, I could steal people’s food and scream at them all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pygmy goat.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Seagull, I could steal people’s food and scream at them all day"

Imagine, the power of flight, endless supply of chips, and crap on anyone who annoys you! 🤣

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Would it be cheating to say lion because it's technically part of my name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pufferfish 🐡

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Would it be cheating to say lion because it's technically part of my name?

Yup. Get creative Beans!

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

"Would it be cheating to say lion because it's technically part of my name?

That might make you a cheetah

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

A fire dragon.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Pufferfish 🐡 "

Oh, at least there's an emoji for it!

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By *ifeforelivingMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Pufferfish 🐡 "

Why if eaten incorrectly you'd kill lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An octopus no reason just like them

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Would it be cheating to say lion because it's technically part of my name?

That might make you a cheetah

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Would it be cheating to say lion because it's technically part of my name?

Yup. Get creative Beans! "

Fiiiine! I'll have a think about what energy I give 🤔

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"A Polar bear, no meaningful reason I just like Polar bears."

I’ve always liked you too Dan

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

Might go for an owl now. Sit quietly, pretending I am asllep but keeping an eye on all the nocturnal shenanigans

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By *obilebottom OP Man
over a year ago

All over

Oops this was moved on games, had not noticed. Oh well, I was wondering why people were not posting

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By *etschoolgradWoman
51 weeks ago

freakyville

"Octopus 🐙

I have an octopus fantasy!

tentaclesss

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
51 weeks ago

Glasgow

A playful monkey..l

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By * love licking pussyMan
50 weeks ago

peterlee

"Edinburgh Zoo ruined the X-Men movies for me. I was so excited when I heard they had a Wolverine there, raced straight to the enclosure, and found myself staring at what can only be described as a fat ginger house cat.

The illusion was shattered right there.

My answer is also because of Edinburgh zoo, went on a school trip year's ago and will never forget it, about 15/20 monkey's were sat in a row on a log all wanking themselves off with not a care in the world as our full class stood watching , pissing ourselves laughing. That's when I realised I would be happier being a monkey coz wanking in public as a human gets you I'm trouble, but wanking in public as a monkey makes people laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

A Chimpanzee, 'Swinging' all day (from trees)

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By *oldStreak999Man
48 weeks ago

south

A gorilla or wolf. Always loved the way they look after family unit

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Thanks be to God 🙏 I'm not in a cage.....my heart goes to 'animals' & or humans, 😢✌️✌️😢

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Thanks be to God 🙏 I'm not in a cage.....my heart goes to 'animals' & or humans, 😢✌️✌️😢"

Preach.

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