FabSwingers.com forum: Name something you shouldn't run with...

By *ools and the brain OP Couple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Apart from scissors, obviously

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By *exyScientistsCouple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

A glass of wine 🍷

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Diarrhea

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
2 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

A prolapsed anus ? Too much too soon?

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By *teadymotionMan
2 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

A loaded rifle

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By *ustamanMan
2 weeks ago

weymouth

Road runner - beep beep

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

A story before knowing the full details

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By *orny PTMan
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Diarrhea "
, no it's called the runs for a reason, get to thaqt loo fast! (See the Picolax returns thread)

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By *orny PTMan
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

"A loaded rifle

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Chaaaarge!

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By *teadymotionMan
2 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

"A loaded rifle

Chaaaarge!"

Steady...

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Road runner - beep beep

Unless you have a load of Acme rockets strapped to your back and you are wearing roller skates dangerously close to the edge of a very high cliff

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By *orny PTMan
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

Dysfunctional breathing, sore knees, asthma and a hangover.

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By *uri00620Woman
2 weeks ago

Croydon

For many people... their mouth

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By *orny PTMan
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

Donald Trump!

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By *orny PTMan
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

...out learning to walk first.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
2 weeks ago

On Holibobs

A lamb chop in a tiger enclosure

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By *arah SimpsonCouple
2 weeks ago

London

My tits

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

The crowd

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By *dam1971Man
2 weeks ago

Bedford

A broken leg

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By *ucka39Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle

An ex

obviously it's a trap

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
2 weeks ago

Mid Glamorgan

Heels on

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By *allipygousMan
2 weeks ago

Leicester

A baby. Unless it's to escape danger.

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By *ustamanMan
2 weeks ago

weymouth

"Road runner - beep beep

Unless you have a load of Acme rockets strapped to your back and you are wearing roller skates dangerously close to the edge of a very high cliff "

More likely Wiley coyote latest catch road runner scheme would miss and hit me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

Wolves

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By * and M lookingCouple
2 weeks ago

Worcester

It.....you should never just run with it

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By *andTWoman
2 weeks ago

Altrincham

A glass of wine!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Chichester

A rubber Donald trump dildo

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

The clique

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By *ympho6969Woman
2 weeks ago

glasgow

Diarrhea

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

A broken leg

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By *ympho6969Woman
2 weeks ago

glasgow

"A broken leg"

2 broken legs?

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By *ebastion_FiddlesticksMan
2 weeks ago

Singleton On Sea

An erection. Don't want a broken nose.

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By *ergus1622Man
2 weeks ago

Dundee

The pub

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By *each BenMan
2 weeks ago

swansea

A hard on

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

"A hard on"

Useful in a photo finish.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

No bra on 😳

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

"A hard on

Useful in a photo finish."

Nope. Torso across is the measurement!

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

"A hard on

Useful in a photo finish.

Nope. Torso across is the measurement! "

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By *adagastMan
2 weeks ago

Rotherham

"Wolves"

But you can dance with them!

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By *elly and daveCouple
2 weeks ago

gateshead

The Crowd!

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By *empest2KMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

Big boobs — a guaranteed knockout! 🤣

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By *avexxMan
2 weeks ago

cheshire

your willy hanging out

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

A pan of boiling oil

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair

"My tits "

Oh my goodness gracious me! I have nothing else to add except that my cup fillith over, and...good heavens above! 💌

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
2 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

A lollipop in your mouth.

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By *over of ladiesMan
2 weeks ago

cannock

Hot coffee

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
2 weeks ago

Stourbridge

The devil

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By *olden PoleMan
2 weeks ago

London

"My tits "

I think she has a point

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
2 weeks ago

East Sussex

Anything that could 'have someone's eye out'.

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By *evotee101Woman
2 weeks ago

Houghton le Spring

Usain Bolt

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By *andaloriansCouple
2 weeks ago

Malvern

"A broken leg

2 broken legs?"

Somebody elses broken legs?

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By *urvyBunnyWoman
2 weeks ago

Suffolk

Pencils in your hand

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By *exySiren01Woman
2 weeks ago

RCT

My boobs you get 2 black eyes lol

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By *rafty pairCouple
2 weeks ago

Alfreton

A katana out of its scabbard

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Stockport

Nitroglycerin?

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

A blister.

A stone I'm your shoe.

Change in your pocket.

A tray of drinks.

A hangover.

Really gigantic tits.

Really gigantic balls.

A blindfold.

A bad heart.

On a tight rope.

A bad news story.

A gang of bank robbers.

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By *ildbillkidMan
2 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

What do they call them ? Lemmings? When they go off a cliff

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By *ergus1622Man
2 weeks ago

Dundee

A vat of acid

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
2 weeks ago

Essex

Alcohol in your system

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
2 weeks ago

City Centre

Dogs.

My dad taught me that.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
2 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Your shoe laces tied together.

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By *untocum1000TV/TS
2 weeks ago

newmarket

"My tits

I think she has a point

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.....or two points !

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By *andm2006Man
2 weeks ago

Leamington spa

10 minutes after vasectomy

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Lot's of good suggestions, public information safety service working well

Not running holding a vat of acid is my favourite and should definitely be a poster campaign

STOP!!!

THINKING OF RUNNING?

THINKING OF CARRYING A VAT OF ACID?

STOP AND CONSIDER THE DANGER OF DOING BOTH TOGETHER.

10,000 people every year in Wales alone die from running whilst carrying a cat of highly corrosive acid.

It's not big and it's not clever, if you need to run and carry something it's preferable to carry highly venomous snakes or liquid mercury.

But definitely NOT a vat of acid.

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By *anonfire96Man
2 weeks ago

Mansfield

A bad comment you have no real information to back it up .

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By *acktar74Man
2 weeks ago

leeds

A tin of open sardines

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By *rSircumsizedMan
2 weeks ago

Newport area.

My butler said you shouldn't run with a tray of champagne in one hand, and caviar in the other.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
2 weeks ago

Stourbridge

"Lot's of good suggestions, public information safety service working well

Not running holding a vat of acid is my favourite and should definitely be a poster campaign

STOP!!!

THINKING OF RUNNING?

THINKING OF CARRYING A VAT OF ACID?

STOP AND CONSIDER THE DANGER OF DOING BOTH TOGETHER.

10,000 people every year in Wales alone die from running whilst carrying a cat of highly corrosive acid.

It's not big and it's not clever, if you need to run and carry something it's preferable to carry highly venomous snakes or liquid mercury.

But definitely NOT a vat of acid.

What did the cat do to deserve this! 😂

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

What did the cat do to deserve this! 😂"

Curiosity killed the cat

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By *idsAndyMan
2 weeks ago

Worcestershire

Uncovered nipples in the rain!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

A dog on a lead, especially a big dog.

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By *orny PTMan
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

a friend who is faster than you in a bull's field.

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By *orny PTMan
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

in front of an American cop, whilst being black.

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

"Diarrhea "

Never stopped Paula Radcliffe

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By *cribeMan
2 weeks ago

Bridgend

With Trump in an election.

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By *leasebegentleCouple
1 week ago

Longfield

A bucket of sick.

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By *host25Woman
1 week ago

caerphilly

An erection. I can't see it very comfortable if you trip 😂

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By *orny PTMan
1 week ago

Peterborough

Ball and chain.

Handcuffed to a reluctant prisoner through the swamps (Guess the film)

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