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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
over a year ago

North West

Come on don't be shy 😂

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Look!! X

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look!! X "

Have a good perv. Could I keep my hands off though

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By *talianabsMan
over a year ago

London


"Look!! X "

Get naked too!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

🏃🏻‍♂️💨💨💨💨💨

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By *he milf next doorWoman
over a year ago

bluebell woods

Ask for a feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tit wank please

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
over a year ago

North West

Give him a towel

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By *ilkey69Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Get naked

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By *he milf next doorWoman
over a year ago

bluebell woods


"Tit wank please "

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Fuck for definite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask for her to sit on my face

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
over a year ago

North West


"Ask for her to sit on my face"

Grab some clothes as it is freezing outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass him a towel

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Kiss him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a passionate snog

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Kiss him "

Strip off

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Have a passionate snog"

Ride em like the 3.15 at Redcar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a passionate snog

Ride em like the 3.15 at Redcar "

🤣🤪

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By *upersonic SamMan
over a year ago

wigan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to do some tracing paper drawing on her stunning tattoos delightful

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

pass towel and clothes

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

....and pass the tonic for my Gin

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By *illie fitMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Slap his arse and tell him to get to the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer him a choc hobnob

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By *gooddayforfunMan
over a year ago

rhyl

Take the pack of choc hobnobs

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By *WeePurpleDragonCouple
over a year ago

East Lothian

Block

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Become mesmerised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw up

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

[Removed by poster at 19/01/25 19:48:58]

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Hand him his panties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give him some bigger pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him some bigger pants"

Well their profile is hidden so ain’t no one seeing you naked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I start?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pray!!

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Get him some clothes

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I'd be speechless and just say WOW

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
over a year ago

North West


"I'd be speechless and just say WOW "

Watch him shout WOW at the top of his voice

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By *tagge_fyxeCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I'd be speechless and just say WOW

Watch him shout WOW at the top of his voice "

Lick every inch of him

F

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"I'd be speechless and just say WOW

Watch him shout WOW at the top of his voice

Lick every inch of him

F "

Watch her do the above

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"I'd be speechless and just say WOW

Watch him shout WOW at the top of his voice

Lick every inch of him

F "

Spaff and leave

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I'd be speechless and just say WOW

Watch him shout WOW at the top of his voice

Lick every inch of him

F

Spaff and leave "

Chuck him on the bed and have my wicked way with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be speechless and just say WOW

Watch him shout WOW at the top of his voice

Lick every inch of him

F

Spaff and leave "

Find

A a camera

B jelly

C some dignity

D a sense of humour

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Enjoy the view. And the conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look the other way👀

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Get him a towel

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By *B KINGSCouple (MM)
over a year ago

South

Buy him a T-shirt

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By *YDB75Man
over a year ago

East Yorks

Go all red and get shy an embarrased

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By *RWoodyCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Go all red and get shy an embarrased "

Probably the same 😅😂

J x

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By *YDB75Man
over a year ago

East Yorks

Well that would be a red awkward silence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably just say i see its a cold day

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By *unExplorerMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Commend him on his shorts tan lines.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

Offer him a polo mint

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By *ickylouCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

Check my pulse.

Cause I have died and gone to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admire the view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand him a robe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hand him a robe "

bend her over

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By *illie fitMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Watch him bend her over

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
over a year ago

North West

Grab him a towel as he is probably cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulate on 6 pack

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By *hroatitboyMan
over a year ago

GLA

Have a good look 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him he needs his swimshorts. It's a public swimming baths after all😲

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell him he needs his swimshorts. It's a public swimming baths after all😲

Chuck a towel on him "

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

get naked too

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By *antam AvershiresMan
over a year ago

Visiting

Term him he's in violation of several HSE dress code violations and needs to be wearing the appropriate PPE if he wants to go waking around with his tackle out.

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By *aveonMan
over a year ago

Dartford

Give him a naked tight hug and rub

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By *orderboyblueMan
over a year ago

Scottish Borders

Wait for the next one.....

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Hard.shoulder of the M1

Cheerily wish them “Good morning! And pretend nothing odd is happening.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
over a year ago

Trowbridge


"Cheerily wish them “Good morning! And pretend nothing odd is happening. "

Wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snap…

Wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

touch

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Watch

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

See if his cock can hold up his towel

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

N∅thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"touch "

Welcome to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"touch

Welcome to"

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By *osh blokeMan
over a year ago

hereford

Say hello and offer a cup of tea

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast/Fife


"touch

Welcome to

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Ask them how they got in my bed? But with a very big smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea"

Take him for a pint

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By *searchingMan
over a year ago

Norfolk mostly

Acknowledge it’s a cold day, and walk on

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By *vaRoseWoman
over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Acknowledge it’s a cold day, and walk on "

Examine that dragon tattoo

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Cover her up with warm fig leaves.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Try not to stare at his giant clock

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
over a year ago

North West

Politely ask if I could join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discuss fitness regimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Discuss fitness regimes "

Ask which bike components he has

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Ask if it's a pint or a coffee her prefers, and wonder why he walked into the pub naked ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

👁️👄👁️

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northwest

Ask if I can watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admire the view

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By *ivilised matureMan
over a year ago

East Sheen/ Barnes


"Admire the view"

What he said

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By *oxy-RedWoman
over a year ago

pink panther territory


"Admire the view

What he said "

Hand him a blanket

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Coffee

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Coffee "

Ask her if she's just come out of the Foundry

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Coffee "

Starbucks

And bacon roll

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
over a year ago

Always on the move


"Coffee

Starbucks

And bacon roll "

Add my bacon roll to the order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee

Starbucks

And bacon roll

Add my bacon roll to the order"

Offer him a towel…

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By *enshun4Man
over a year ago

Cheshire / Anglesey

Well my profile pic is naked so 🤔🤔🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask him to go put some clothes on. You can't come in the pub like that

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By *ust_jackMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Give him a nod and get on with my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea"

I like a good cuppa

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By *aramel.desiresMan
over a year ago

Surrey


"Give him a nod and get on with my day "
.

Ask about the lady in his photos. She is fine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"touch

Welcome to

Ask them how they got in my bed? But with a very big smile "

Getting interesting

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By *aramel.desiresMan
over a year ago

Surrey


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa"

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking. "

Part of a role play game

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game "

Ask for a squeeze…

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Kiss his ass

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By *onderplayful_lustMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Anything she wants me to do x

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By *eauNaturelMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury


"Kiss his ass "

Kiss her boobs

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

very polite

Ask for a squeeze… "

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Kiss his ass

Kiss her boobs "

Buy him some clothes

It’s bloody freezing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

Ask for a squeeze… "

very polite asking me

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

Offer him a new job

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

Ask for a squeeze…

very polite asking me "

Oh of course

I’d be hoping to get the right answer…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

Ask for a squeeze…

very polite asking me

Oh of course

I’d be hoping to get the right answer…"

polite always gets the right answer

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

Ask for a squeeze…

very polite asking me

Oh of course

I’d be hoping to get the right answer…

polite always gets the right answer "

One squeeze coming up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

Ask for a squeeze…

very polite asking me

Oh of course

I’d be hoping to get the right answer…

polite always gets the right answer

One squeeze coming up lol "

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

Ask for a squeeze…

very polite asking me

Oh of course

I’d be hoping to get the right answer…

polite always gets the right answer

One squeeze coming up lol

"

I’ve been out for a walk this morning and my hands are cold, so I’ll apologise in advance for that…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell the pair of them to get a room🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Tell the pair of them to get a room🤣"

Get a room with him

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By *aramel.desiresMan
over a year ago

Surrey


"Tell the pair of them to get a room🤣

Get a room with him "

Offer to partake in their bdsm lifestyle.

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Get on my knees and open wide x

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Buff her derrière with my prized chamois leather cloth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buff her derrière with my prized chamois leather cloth."

Apply the wax for buffering

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Buff her derrière with my prized chamois leather cloth.

Apply the wax for buffering "

giving him a towel

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By *ilkey69Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Have a gook look

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

Send a friend over to him

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Have a gook look"

Put my huge horse shoe 🧲 away just in case it tears his cock and tits off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a gook look

Put my huge horse shoe 🧲 away just in case it tears his cock and tits off."

Prepare the sheep dip, put on my gloves and get ready to party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prepare the sheep dip, put on my gloves and get ready to party "

Have a good look and strip off myself

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Pull that towel off xx

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Pull that towel off xx"

Saddle up naked behind that lovely arse, do the sumo leg thing with hands on knees, clap hands together so a flurry of talcum powder goes everywhere, cock knock her bum cheeks a dozen times, check watch and jump in the sheep dip above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pull that towel off xx

Saddle up naked behind that lovely arse, do the sumo leg thing with hands on knees, clap hands together so a flurry of talcum powder goes everywhere, cock knock her bum cheeks a dozen times, check watch and jump in the sheep dip above. "

Watch the above mating ritual and move along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pull that towel off xx

Saddle up naked behind that lovely arse, do the sumo leg thing with hands on knees, clap hands together so a flurry of talcum powder goes everywhere, cock knock her bum cheeks a dozen times, check watch and jump in the sheep dip above.

Watch the above mating ritual and move along."

Shake hands say ‘congrats, you’ve done well.” And move on.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Pull that towel off xx

Saddle up naked behind that lovely arse, do the sumo leg thing with hands on knees, clap hands together so a flurry of talcum powder goes everywhere, cock knock her bum cheeks a dozen times, check watch and jump in the sheep dip above.

Watch the above mating ritual and move along.

Shake hands say ‘congrats, you’ve done well.” And move on. "

Ask him if he was naked in the same place where I got naked in Harrogate.

*Then tell him I had the world's worst hangover the next day and I nearly caused the break up of my mates marriage by keeping him out too long and leading him astray.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pull that towel off xx

Saddle up naked behind that lovely arse, do the sumo leg thing with hands on knees, clap hands together so a flurry of talcum powder goes everywhere, cock knock her bum cheeks a dozen times, check watch and jump in the sheep dip above.

Watch the above mating ritual and move along.

Shake hands say ‘congrats, you’ve done well.” And move on.

Ask him if he was naked in the same place where I got naked in Harrogate.

*Then tell him I had the world's worst hangover the next day and I nearly caused the break up of my mates marriage by keeping him out too long and leading him astray."

Respond by saying “I’ve not been naked everywhere in Harrogate but chances are slim… my DMs are open.”

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

My wife would get him a razor as too much hair. Just her preference sorry

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over a year ago


"My wife would get him a razor as too much hair. Just her preference sorry"

Be really confused as he appears to be the invisible man

How can I tell he’s naked?

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By *ang hotMan
over a year ago

Wordsley

As you are lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder to myself why that man is walking down the high street naked?🤔

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Wonder to myself why that man is walking down the high street naked?🤔"

Lick my lips

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Swipe my American sExpress card between her cheeks.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Swipe my American sExpress card between her cheeks."

FFS Nero 🤣🤣🤣

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

Try not to stare as don’t want to come across as perving

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By *j1981Man
over a year ago

cork

Stare to see if recignize him from profile pic....

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Drinks

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By *ireman28Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Give him some clothes to put on

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Pass him a pair of C&A Y-fronts. 🩲

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Share a cinnamon cake!

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

Give her thanks for being the nicest person I don’t know. Yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a photo for their profile

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Drinks and fun

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By *aveonMan
over a year ago

Dartford

Get naked as well and invite others

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By *ireman28Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Chuck him a towel

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By *upersonic SamMan
over a year ago

wigan

Remind him this is a Starbucks

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Ask why the hot dog ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might just stand back and stare at her😉

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d chuck him over an oodie

It’s freezing today

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Froteurise her

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Take mønøchromatic photos of him in 22½ positions against the backdrop of The Royal Academy, Piccadilly.

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By *ude boy 2017Man
over a year ago

Bolton

Just smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask him if he's lost wandering around the street like that?

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By *vaRoseWoman
over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

Call the nurses, this is a hospital sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call the nurses, this is a hospital sir!"

Put them through to the next round on Naked Attraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Call the nurses, this is a hospital sir!"

🤦‍♂️

Can I get a Bed bath at least😁

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Call the nurses, this is a hospital sir!

🤦‍♂️

Can I get a Bed bath at least😁"

Give him a bed bath

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Call the nurses, this is a hospital sir!

🤦‍♂️

Can I get a Bed bath at least😁

Give him a bed bath "

Tell her to fill her mouth with water and hold her nose, then with a semi erect penis hit her on the cheeks, left and right until she spits it out.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Wråp him in cling film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him he has a nice bum and he should show it off more

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Tell him he has a nice bum and he should show it off more"

Put some jam on his feet and invite his trousers down to tea.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Envelope him in bubble wrap and then pop him until he's delirious.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Envelope him in bubble wrap and then pop him until he's delirious."

I'm starting to worry about this wrapping up thing you're developing Nerø.

Wrap him ⬆️ in a carpet.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Put Worry Beads 📿 around his neck to torment him about his worrying.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Add a Bell 🔔 at the end of his end and let someone get their end away with him.

Then Gin, of course. 🍸

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