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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
14 weeks ago

North West

Come on don't be shy 😂

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By *inxy777Woman
14 weeks ago

essex

Look!! X

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By *cottish guy 555Man
14 weeks ago

London

Smile

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By *hris55555Man
14 weeks ago

liverpool


"Look!! X "

Have a good perv. Could I keep my hands off though

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By *talianabsMan
14 weeks ago

London


"Look!! X "

Get naked too!

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair

🏃🏻‍♂️💨💨💨💨💨

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
14 weeks ago

Honeysuckle lane

Ask for a feel

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By *allGuy1000Man
14 weeks ago

Reading

Tit wank please

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
14 weeks ago

North West

Give him a towel

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By *ilkey69Man
14 weeks ago

Barnsley

Get naked

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
14 weeks ago

Honeysuckle lane


"Tit wank please "

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By *oppet22TV/TS
14 weeks ago

huddersfield

Fuck for definite

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Ask for her to sit on my face

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
14 weeks ago

North West


"Ask for her to sit on my face"

Grab some clothes as it is freezing outside

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Pass him a towel

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
14 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Kiss him

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Have a passionate snog

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
14 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Kiss him "

Strip off

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By *ife NinjaMan
14 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Have a passionate snog"

Ride em like the 3.15 at Redcar

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Have a passionate snog

Ride em like the 3.15 at Redcar "

🤣🤪

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By *upersonic SamMan
14 weeks ago

wigan

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By *ripfillMan
14 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I would love to do some tracing paper drawing on her stunning tattoos delightful

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By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire

pass towel and clothes

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair

....and pass the tonic for my Gin

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By *illie fitMan
14 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Slap his arse and tell him to get to the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Offer him a choc hobnob

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By *gooddayforfunMan
14 weeks ago

rhyl

Take the pack of choc hobnobs

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By *WeePurpleDragon.Couple
14 weeks ago

East Lothian

Block

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair

Become mesmerised.

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By *025namechange1Man
14 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Throw up

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By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire

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By *riar BelisseWoman
14 weeks ago

Holibobs

Hand him his panties

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By *eganMayWoman
14 weeks ago

Clevedon

Give him some bigger pants

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By *NormalMan01Man
14 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Give him some bigger pants"

Well their profile is hidden so ain’t no one seeing you naked!

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Where do I start?!

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By *olden PoleMan
14 weeks ago

Bromley

Pray!!

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
14 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Get him some clothes

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
14 weeks ago

Home

I'd be speechless and just say WOW

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
14 weeks ago

North West


"I'd be speechless and just say WOW "

Watch him shout WOW at the top of his voice

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By *tagge_fyxeCouple
14 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"I'd be speechless and just say WOW

Watch him shout WOW at the top of his voice "

Lick every inch of him

F

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
14 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"I'd be speechless and just say WOW

Watch him shout WOW at the top of his voice

Lick every inch of him

F "

Watch her do the above

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I'd be speechless and just say WOW

Watch him shout WOW at the top of his voice

Lick every inch of him

F "

Spaff and leave

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
14 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I'd be speechless and just say WOW

Watch him shout WOW at the top of his voice

Lick every inch of him

F

Spaff and leave "

Chuck him on the bed and have my wicked way with him

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"I'd be speechless and just say WOW

Watch him shout WOW at the top of his voice

Lick every inch of him

F

Spaff and leave "

Find

A a camera

B jelly

C some dignity

D a sense of humour

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By *cottish guy 555Man
14 weeks ago

London

Enjoy the view. And the conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Look the other way👀

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
14 weeks ago

Home

Get him a towel

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By *B KINGSCouple (MM)
14 weeks ago

South

Buy him a T-shirt

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By *YDB75Man
14 weeks ago

east yorkie

Go all red and get shy an embarrased

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By *RWoodyCouple
14 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Go all red and get shy an embarrased "

Probably the same 😅😂

J x

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By *YDB75Man
14 weeks ago

east yorkie

Well that would be a red awkward silence

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By *dc1Man
14 weeks ago

essex and all over the south

Probably just say i see its a cold day

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By *unExplorerMan
14 weeks ago

Kidderminster

Commend him on his shorts tan lines.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
14 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Offer him a polo mint

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By *ickylouCouple
14 weeks ago

b71

Check my pulse.

Cause I have died and gone to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Admire the view

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Hand him a robe

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By *rtyIanMan
14 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Hand him a robe "

bend her over

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By *illie fitMan
14 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Watch him bend her over

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
14 weeks ago

North West

Grab him a towel as he is probably cold

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Congratulate on 6 pack

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By *hroatitboyMan
14 weeks ago

GLA

Have a good look 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Tell him he needs his swimshorts. It's a public swimming baths after all😲

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By *utieBootyPatootieWoman
14 weeks ago

Here or There abouts


"Tell him he needs his swimshorts. It's a public swimming baths after all😲

Chuck a towel on him "

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By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire

get naked too

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By *antam AvershiresMan
14 weeks ago

Falme

Term him he's in violation of several HSE dress code violations and needs to be wearing the appropriate PPE if he wants to go waking around with his tackle out.

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By *aveonMan
14 weeks ago

Dartford

Give him a naked tight hug and rub

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By *orderboyblueMan
14 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

Wait for the next one.....

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By *otsossieMan
14 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Cheerily wish them “Good morning! And pretend nothing odd is happening.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
14 weeks ago

Trowbridge


"Cheerily wish them “Good morning! And pretend nothing odd is happening. "

Wank

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Snap…

Wank

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

touch

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By *ussexualMan
14 weeks ago

Brighton

Watch

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By *umagain58Man
14 weeks ago

London

See if his cock can hold up his towel

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair

N∅thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"touch "

Welcome to

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"touch

Welcome to"

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By *osh blokeMan
14 weeks ago

hereford

Say hello and offer a cup of tea

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By *cotsguyyMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast


"touch

Welcome to

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Ask them how they got in my bed? But with a very big smile

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea"

Take him for a pint

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By *searchingMan
14 weeks ago

hmmm

Acknowledge it’s a cold day, and walk on

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By *vaRose43Woman
14 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"Acknowledge it’s a cold day, and walk on "

Examine that dragon tattoo

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair

Cover her up with warm fig leaves.

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By *ickshawedCouple
14 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Try not to stare at his giant clock

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
14 weeks ago

North West

Politely ask if I could join in

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By *iker JackMan
14 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Discuss fitness regimes

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By *eckard25Man
14 weeks ago

North West Durham


"Discuss fitness regimes "

Ask which bike components he has

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By *eavertrackerMan
14 weeks ago

Bridgwater

Ask if it's a pint or a coffee her prefers, and wonder why he walked into the pub naked ?

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

👁️👄👁️

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
14 weeks ago

North West/Sometimes South West

Ask if I can watch

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Admire the view

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By *ivilised matureMan
14 weeks ago

Nr Richmond


"Admire the view"

What he said

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By *oxy-RedWoman
14 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Admire the view

What he said "

Hand him a blanket

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
14 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Coffee

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Coffee "

Ask her if she's just come out of the Foundry

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
14 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Coffee "

Starbucks

And bacon roll

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
14 weeks ago

Always on the move


"Coffee

Starbucks

And bacon roll "

Add my bacon roll to the order

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By *NormalMan01Man
14 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Coffee

Starbucks

And bacon roll

Add my bacon roll to the order"

Offer him a towel…

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By *enshun4Man
14 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Well my profile pic is naked so 🤔🤔🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Ask him to go put some clothes on. You can't come in the pub like that

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By *ust_jackMan
14 weeks ago

Plymouth

Give him a nod and get on with my day

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea"

I like a good cuppa

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By *aramel.desiresMan
14 weeks ago

Addlestone


"Give him a nod and get on with my day "
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Ask about the lady in his photos. She is fine!

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"touch

Welcome to

Ask them how they got in my bed? But with a very big smile "

Getting interesting

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By *aramel.desiresMan
14 weeks ago

Addlestone


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa"

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking. "

Part of a role play game

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
14 weeks ago

Derby


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game "

Ask for a squeeze…

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
14 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Kiss his ass

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By *onderplayful_lustMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

Anything she wants me to do x

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By *r TriomanMan
14 weeks ago

Somewhere Southwest


"Kiss his ass "

Kiss her boobs

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By *obandruthCouple
14 weeks ago

wolverhampton

Look.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

very polite

Ask for a squeeze… "

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
14 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Kiss his ass

Kiss her boobs "

Buy him some clothes

It’s bloody freezing

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

Ask for a squeeze… "

very polite asking me

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By *umagain58Man
14 weeks ago

London

Offer him a new job

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
14 weeks ago

Derby


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

Ask for a squeeze…

very polite asking me "

Oh of course

I’d be hoping to get the right answer…

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

Ask for a squeeze…

very polite asking me

Oh of course

I’d be hoping to get the right answer…"

polite always gets the right answer

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
14 weeks ago

Derby


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

Ask for a squeeze…

very polite asking me

Oh of course

I’d be hoping to get the right answer…

polite always gets the right answer "

One squeeze coming up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

Ask for a squeeze…

very polite asking me

Oh of course

I’d be hoping to get the right answer…

polite always gets the right answer

One squeeze coming up lol "

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
14 weeks ago

Derby


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

Ask for a squeeze…

very polite asking me

Oh of course

I’d be hoping to get the right answer…

polite always gets the right answer

One squeeze coming up lol

"

I’ve been out for a walk this morning and my hands are cold, so I’ll apologise in advance for that…

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Tell the pair of them to get a room🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
14 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Tell the pair of them to get a room🤣"

Get a room with him

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By *aramel.desiresMan
14 weeks ago

Addlestone


"Tell the pair of them to get a room🤣

Get a room with him "

Offer to partake in their bdsm lifestyle.

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
14 weeks ago

cardiff

Get on my knees and open wide x

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair

Buff her derrière with my prized chamois leather cloth.

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By *NormalMan01Man
14 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Buff her derrière with my prized chamois leather cloth."

Apply the wax for buffering

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
14 weeks ago

Home


"Buff her derrière with my prized chamois leather cloth.

Apply the wax for buffering "

giving him a towel

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By *ilkey69Man
14 weeks ago

Barnsley

Have a gook look

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By *umagain58Man
14 weeks ago

London

Send a friend over to him

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Have a gook look"

Put my huge horse shoe 🧲 away just in case it tears his cock and tits off.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Have a gook look

Put my huge horse shoe 🧲 away just in case it tears his cock and tits off."

Prepare the sheep dip, put on my gloves and get ready to party

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By *onys9266Man
14 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Prepare the sheep dip, put on my gloves and get ready to party "

Have a good look and strip off myself

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
14 weeks ago

cardiff

Pull that towel off xx

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Pull that towel off xx"

Saddle up naked behind that lovely arse, do the sumo leg thing with hands on knees, clap hands together so a flurry of talcum powder goes everywhere, cock knock her bum cheeks a dozen times, check watch and jump in the sheep dip above.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Pull that towel off xx

Saddle up naked behind that lovely arse, do the sumo leg thing with hands on knees, clap hands together so a flurry of talcum powder goes everywhere, cock knock her bum cheeks a dozen times, check watch and jump in the sheep dip above. "

Watch the above mating ritual and move along.

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By *NormalMan01Man
14 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Pull that towel off xx

Saddle up naked behind that lovely arse, do the sumo leg thing with hands on knees, clap hands together so a flurry of talcum powder goes everywhere, cock knock her bum cheeks a dozen times, check watch and jump in the sheep dip above.

Watch the above mating ritual and move along."

Shake hands say ‘congrats, you’ve done well.” And move on.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Pull that towel off xx

Saddle up naked behind that lovely arse, do the sumo leg thing with hands on knees, clap hands together so a flurry of talcum powder goes everywhere, cock knock her bum cheeks a dozen times, check watch and jump in the sheep dip above.

Watch the above mating ritual and move along.

Shake hands say ‘congrats, you’ve done well.” And move on. "

Ask him if he was naked in the same place where I got naked in Harrogate.

*Then tell him I had the world's worst hangover the next day and I nearly caused the break up of my mates marriage by keeping him out too long and leading him astray.

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By *NormalMan01Man
14 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Pull that towel off xx

Saddle up naked behind that lovely arse, do the sumo leg thing with hands on knees, clap hands together so a flurry of talcum powder goes everywhere, cock knock her bum cheeks a dozen times, check watch and jump in the sheep dip above.

Watch the above mating ritual and move along.

Shake hands say ‘congrats, you’ve done well.” And move on.

Ask him if he was naked in the same place where I got naked in Harrogate.

*Then tell him I had the world's worst hangover the next day and I nearly caused the break up of my mates marriage by keeping him out too long and leading him astray."

Respond by saying “I’ve not been naked everywhere in Harrogate but chances are slim… my DMs are open.”

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By *umagain58Man
14 weeks ago

London

My wife would get him a razor as too much hair. Just her preference sorry

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14 weeks ago


"My wife would get him a razor as too much hair. Just her preference sorry"

Be really confused as he appears to be the invisible man

How can I tell he’s naked?

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By *ang hotMan
14 weeks ago

Wordsley

As you are lol

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Wonder to myself why that man is walking down the high street naked?🤔

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
14 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Wonder to myself why that man is walking down the high street naked?🤔"

Lick my lips

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair

Swipe my American sExpress card between her cheeks.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
14 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Swipe my American sExpress card between her cheeks."

FFS Nero 🤣🤣🤣

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By *umagain58Man
14 weeks ago

London

Try not to stare as don’t want to come across as perving

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By *j1981Man
14 weeks ago

cork

Stare to see if recignize him from profile pic....

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By *oppet22TV/TS
14 weeks ago

huddersfield

Drinks

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By *ireman28Man
14 weeks ago

Derbyshire Nottinghamshire

Give him some clothes to put on

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair

Pass him a pair of C&A Y-fronts. 🩲

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By *inxy777Woman
14 weeks ago

essex

Share a cinnamon cake!

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By *umagain58Man
14 weeks ago

London

Give her thanks for being the nicest person I don’t know. Yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Take a photo for their profile

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By *oppet22TV/TS
14 weeks ago

huddersfield

Drinks and fun

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By *aveonMan
13 weeks ago

Dartford

Get naked as well and invite others

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By *ireman28Man
13 weeks ago

Derbyshire Nottinghamshire

Chuck him a towel

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By *upersonic SamMan
13 weeks ago

wigan

Remind him this is a Starbucks

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
13 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Ask why the hot dog ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I might just stand back and stare at her😉

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I’d chuck him over an oodie

It’s freezing today

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
13 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Froteurise her

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Mayfair

Take mønøchromatic photos of him in 22½ positions against the backdrop of The Royal Academy, Piccadilly.

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By *ude boy 2017Man
13 weeks ago

Bolton

Just smile

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Ask him if he's lost wandering around the street like that?

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By *vaRose43Woman
13 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Call the nurses, this is a hospital sir!

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By *eckard25Man
13 weeks ago

North West Durham


"Call the nurses, this is a hospital sir!"

Put them through to the next round on Naked Attraction

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago


"Call the nurses, this is a hospital sir!"

🤦‍♂️

Can I get a Bed bath at least😁

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
13 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Call the nurses, this is a hospital sir!

🤦‍♂️

Can I get a Bed bath at least😁"

Give him a bed bath

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
13 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Call the nurses, this is a hospital sir!

🤦‍♂️

Can I get a Bed bath at least😁

Give him a bed bath "

Tell her to fill her mouth with water and hold her nose, then with a semi erect penis hit her on the cheeks, left and right until she spits it out.

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Mayfair

Wråp him in cling film.

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By *dc1Man
13 weeks ago

essex and all over the south

Tell him he has a nice bum and he should show it off more

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
13 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Tell him he has a nice bum and he should show it off more"

Put some jam on his feet and invite his trousers down to tea.

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Mayfair

Envelope him in bubble wrap and then pop him until he's delirious.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
13 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Envelope him in bubble wrap and then pop him until he's delirious."

I'm starting to worry about this wrapping up thing you're developing Nerø.

Wrap him ⬆️ in a carpet.

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Mayfair

Put Worry Beads 📿 around his neck to torment him about his worrying.

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Mayfair

Add a Bell 🔔 at the end of his end and let someone get their end away with him.

Then Gin, of course. 🍸

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