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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
1 week ago

North West

Come on don't be shy 😂

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By *inxy777Woman
1 week ago

essex

Look!! X

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By *cottish guy 555Man
1 week ago

London

Smile

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By *hris55555Man
1 week ago

liverpool


"Look!! X "

Have a good perv. Could I keep my hands off though

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By *talianabsMan
1 week ago

London


"Look!! X "

Get naked too!

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By *eroLondonMan
1 week ago

Mayfair

🏃🏻‍♂️💨💨💨💨💨

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
1 week ago

fabland

Ask for a feel

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By *allGuy1000Man
1 week ago

Reading

Tit wank please

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
1 week ago

North West

Give him a towel

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By *ilkey69Man
1 week ago

Barnsley

Get naked

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
1 week ago

fabland


"Tit wank please "

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By *oppet22TV/TS
1 week ago

huddersfield

Fuck for definite

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By *irralGent99Man
1 week ago

Wirral.

Ask for her to sit on my face

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
1 week ago

North West


"Ask for her to sit on my face"

Grab some clothes as it is freezing outside

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By *rT25Man
1 week ago

Rotherham

Pass him a towel

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
1 week ago

Aberdeen

Kiss him

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By *nya NeesWoman
1 week ago

Brum

Have a passionate snog

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
1 week ago

Staffordshire


"Kiss him "

Strip off

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By *ife NinjaMan
1 week ago

Dunfermline


"Have a passionate snog"

Ride em like the 3.15 at Redcar

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By *nya NeesWoman
1 week ago

Brum


"Have a passionate snog

Ride em like the 3.15 at Redcar "

🤣🤪

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By *upersonic SamMan
1 week ago

wigan

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By *ripfillMan
1 week ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I would love to do some tracing paper drawing on her stunning tattoos delightful

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By *avexxMan
1 week ago

cheshire

pass towel and clothes

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By *eroLondonMan
1 week ago

Mayfair

....and pass the tonic for my Gin

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By *illie fitMan
1 week ago

Bournemouth

Slap his arse and tell him to get to the bar

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By *urvybeautyandthebeastCouple
1 week ago

narborough

Offer him a choc hobnob

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By *gooddayforfunMan
1 week ago

rhyl

Take the pack of choc hobnobs

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By *WeeDragon.Couple
1 week ago

East Lothian

Block

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By *eroLondonMan
1 week ago

Mayfair

Become mesmerised.

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By *oopy FroodMan
1 week ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Throw up

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By *avexxMan
1 week ago

cheshire

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By *riar BelisseWoman
1 week ago

Delightful Bliss

Hand him his panties

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By *eganMayWoman
1 week ago

Clevedon

Give him some bigger pants

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By *NormalMan01Man
1 week ago

Harrogate


"Give him some bigger pants"

Well their profile is hidden so ain’t no one seeing you naked!

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By *nya NeesWoman
1 week ago

Brum

Where do I start?!

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By *olden PoleMan
1 week ago

London

Pray!!

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
1 week ago

Aberdeen

Get him some clothes

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
1 week ago

Home

I'd be speechless and just say WOW

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
1 week ago

North West


"I'd be speechless and just say WOW "

Watch him shout WOW at the top of his voice

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By *tagge_fyxeCouple
1 week ago

yorkshire


"I'd be speechless and just say WOW

Watch him shout WOW at the top of his voice "

Lick every inch of him

F

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
1 week ago

Staffordshire


"I'd be speechless and just say WOW

Watch him shout WOW at the top of his voice

Lick every inch of him

F "

Watch her do the above

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
1 week ago

A den in the Glen


"I'd be speechless and just say WOW

Watch him shout WOW at the top of his voice

Lick every inch of him

F "

Spaff and leave

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
1 week ago

Southampton


"I'd be speechless and just say WOW

Watch him shout WOW at the top of his voice

Lick every inch of him

F

Spaff and leave "

Chuck him on the bed and have my wicked way with him

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
1 week ago

Essex


"I'd be speechless and just say WOW

Watch him shout WOW at the top of his voice

Lick every inch of him

F

Spaff and leave "

Find

A a camera

B jelly

C some dignity

D a sense of humour

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By *cottish guy 555Man
1 week ago

London

Enjoy the view. And the conversation.

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By *rT25Man
1 week ago

Rotherham

Look the other way👀

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
1 week ago

Home

Get him a towel

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By *B KINGSCouple (MM)
1 week ago

South

Buy him a T-shirt

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By *YDB75Man
1 week ago

East Yorkie

Go all red and get shy an embarrased

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By *RWoodyCouple
1 week ago

Lincolnshire


"Go all red and get shy an embarrased "

Probably the same 😅😂

J x

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By *YDB75Man
1 week ago

East Yorkie

Well that would be a red awkward silence

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By *dc1Man
1 week ago

essex and all over the south

Probably just say i see its a cold day

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By *unExplorerMan
1 week ago

Kidderminster

Commend him on his shorts tan lines.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
1 week ago

Staffordshire

Offer him a polo mint

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By *ickylouCouple
1 week ago

b71

Check my pulse.

Cause I have died and gone to heaven

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By *rT25Man
1 week ago

Rotherham

Admire the view

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By *urvybeautyandthebeastCouple
1 week ago

narborough

Hand him a robe

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By *rtyIanMan
1 week ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Hand him a robe "

bend her over

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By *illie fitMan
1 week ago

Bournemouth

Watch him bend her over

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
1 week ago

North West

Grab him a towel as he is probably cold

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

Congratulate on 6 pack

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By *hroatitboyMan
1 week ago

GLA

Have a good look 🤣

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By *rT25Man
1 week ago

Rotherham

Tell him he needs his swimshorts. It's a public swimming baths after all😲

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By *utieBootyPatootieWoman
1 week ago

Here or There abouts


"Tell him he needs his swimshorts. It's a public swimming baths after all😲

Chuck a towel on him "

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By *avexxMan
1 week ago

cheshire

get naked too

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By *antam AvershiresMan
1 week ago

Falme

Term him he's in violation of several HSE dress code violations and needs to be wearing the appropriate PPE if he wants to go waking around with his tackle out.

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By *aveonMan
1 week ago

Dartford

Give him a naked tight hug and rub

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By *orderboyblueMan
1 week ago

Scottish Borders

Wait for the next one.....

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By *otsossieMan
1 week ago

Chesterfield

Cheerily wish them “Good morning! And pretend nothing odd is happening.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
1 week ago

Trowbridge


"Cheerily wish them “Good morning! And pretend nothing odd is happening. "

Wank

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By *2867681Man
1 week ago

irvine

Snap…

Wank

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

touch

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By *ussexualMan
1 week ago

Brighton

Watch

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By *umagain58Man
1 week ago

London

See if his cock can hold up his towel

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By *eroLondonMan
1 week ago

Mayfair

N∅thing.

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By *2867681Man
1 week ago

irvine


"touch "

Welcome to

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"touch

Welcome to"

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By *osh blokeMan
1 week ago

hereford

Say hello and offer a cup of tea

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By *cotsguyyMan
1 week ago

Belfast and Fife


"touch

Welcome to

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Ask them how they got in my bed? But with a very big smile

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea"

Take him for a pint

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By *searchingMan
1 week ago

hmmm

Acknowledge it’s a cold day, and walk on

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By *vaRose43Woman
1 week ago

Forest of Dean


"Acknowledge it’s a cold day, and walk on "

Examine that dragon tattoo

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By *eroLondonMan
1 week ago

Mayfair

Cover her up with warm fig leaves.

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By *ickshawedCouple
1 week ago

Wolverhampton

Try not to stare at his giant clock

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man
1 week ago

North West

Politely ask if I could join in

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By *iker JackMan
1 week ago

Wolverhampton

Discuss fitness regimes

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By *eckard2019Man
1 week ago

North West Durham


"Discuss fitness regimes "

Ask which bike components he has

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By *eavertrackerMan
1 week ago

Bridgwater

Ask if it's a pint or a coffee her prefers, and wonder why he walked into the pub naked ?

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By *he ShivsCouple
1 week ago

Fife

👁️👄👁️

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
1 week ago

Northerner

Ask if I can watch

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By *rT25Man
1 week ago

Rotherham

Admire the view

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By *ivilised matureMan
1 week ago

Barnes sometimes Dulwich Village


"Admire the view"

What he said

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By *oxy-RedWoman
1 week ago

pink panther territory


"Admire the view

What he said "

Hand him a blanket

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
1 week ago

Aberdeen

Coffee

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
1 week ago

A den in the Glen


"Coffee "

Ask her if she's just come out of the Foundry

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
1 week ago

Ipswich


"Coffee "

Starbucks

And bacon roll

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
1 week ago

Always on the move


"Coffee

Starbucks

And bacon roll "

Add my bacon roll to the order

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By *NormalMan01Man
1 week ago

Harrogate


"Coffee

Starbucks

And bacon roll

Add my bacon roll to the order"

Offer him a towel…

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By *enshun4Man
1 week ago

St Helens

Well my profile pic is naked so 🤔🤔🤔

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By *rT25Man
1 week ago

Rotherham

Ask him to go put some clothes on. You can't come in the pub like that

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By *ust_jackMan
1 week ago

Plymouth

Give him a nod and get on with my day

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea"

I like a good cuppa

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By *aramel.desiresMan
1 week ago

Heathrow


"Give him a nod and get on with my day "
.

Ask about the lady in his photos. She is fine!

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"touch

Welcome to

Ask them how they got in my bed? But with a very big smile "

Getting interesting

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By *aramel.desiresMan
1 week ago

Heathrow


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa"

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking. "

Part of a role play game

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
1 week ago

Derby


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game "

Ask for a squeeze…

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
1 week ago

Aberdeen

Kiss his ass

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By *onderplayful_lustMan
1 week ago

Liverpool

Anything she wants me to do x

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By *r TriomanMan
1 week ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Kiss his ass "

Kiss her boobs

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By *obandruthCouple
1 week ago

wolverhampton

Look.

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

very polite

Ask for a squeeze… "

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
1 week ago

Ipswich


"Kiss his ass

Kiss her boobs "

Buy him some clothes

It’s bloody freezing

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

Ask for a squeeze… "

very polite asking me

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By *umagain58Man
1 week ago

London

Offer him a new job

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
1 week ago

Derby


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

Ask for a squeeze…

very polite asking me "

Oh of course

I’d be hoping to get the right answer…

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

Ask for a squeeze…

very polite asking me

Oh of course

I’d be hoping to get the right answer…"

polite always gets the right answer

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
1 week ago

Derby


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

Ask for a squeeze…

very polite asking me

Oh of course

I’d be hoping to get the right answer…

polite always gets the right answer "

One squeeze coming up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

Ask for a squeeze…

very polite asking me

Oh of course

I’d be hoping to get the right answer…

polite always gets the right answer

One squeeze coming up lol "

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
1 week ago

Derby


"Say hello and offer a cup of tea

I like a good cuppa

Ask how they were introduced to spanking.

Part of a role play game

Ask for a squeeze…

very polite asking me

Oh of course

I’d be hoping to get the right answer…

polite always gets the right answer

One squeeze coming up lol

"

I’ve been out for a walk this morning and my hands are cold, so I’ll apologise in advance for that…

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By *rT25Man
1 week ago

Rotherham

Tell the pair of them to get a room🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
1 week ago

Southampton


"Tell the pair of them to get a room🤣"

Get a room with him

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By *aramel.desiresMan
1 week ago

Heathrow


"Tell the pair of them to get a room🤣

Get a room with him "

Offer to partake in their bdsm lifestyle.

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
1 week ago

cardiff

Get on my knees and open wide x

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By *eroLondonMan
1 week ago

Mayfair

Buff her derrière with my prized chamois leather cloth.

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By *NormalMan01Man
1 week ago

Harrogate


"Buff her derrière with my prized chamois leather cloth."

Apply the wax for buffering

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
1 week ago

Home


"Buff her derrière with my prized chamois leather cloth.

Apply the wax for buffering "

giving him a towel

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By *ilkey69Man
1 week ago

Barnsley

Have a gook look

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By *umagain58Man
1 week ago

London

Send a friend over to him

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
1 week ago

A den in the Glen


"Have a gook look"

Put my huge horse shoe 🧲 away just in case it tears his cock and tits off.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
1 week ago

Essex


"Have a gook look

Put my huge horse shoe 🧲 away just in case it tears his cock and tits off."

Prepare the sheep dip, put on my gloves and get ready to party

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By *onys9266Man
1 week ago

Glasgow


"Prepare the sheep dip, put on my gloves and get ready to party "

Have a good look and strip off myself

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
1 week ago

cardiff

Pull that towel off xx

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
1 week ago

A den in the Glen


"Pull that towel off xx"

Saddle up naked behind that lovely arse, do the sumo leg thing with hands on knees, clap hands together so a flurry of talcum powder goes everywhere, cock knock her bum cheeks a dozen times, check watch and jump in the sheep dip above.

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By *rT25Man
1 week ago

Rotherham


"Pull that towel off xx

Saddle up naked behind that lovely arse, do the sumo leg thing with hands on knees, clap hands together so a flurry of talcum powder goes everywhere, cock knock her bum cheeks a dozen times, check watch and jump in the sheep dip above. "

Watch the above mating ritual and move along.

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By *NormalMan01Man
1 week ago

Harrogate


"Pull that towel off xx

Saddle up naked behind that lovely arse, do the sumo leg thing with hands on knees, clap hands together so a flurry of talcum powder goes everywhere, cock knock her bum cheeks a dozen times, check watch and jump in the sheep dip above.

Watch the above mating ritual and move along."

Shake hands say ‘congrats, you’ve done well.” And move on.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
1 week ago

A den in the Glen


"Pull that towel off xx

Saddle up naked behind that lovely arse, do the sumo leg thing with hands on knees, clap hands together so a flurry of talcum powder goes everywhere, cock knock her bum cheeks a dozen times, check watch and jump in the sheep dip above.

Watch the above mating ritual and move along.

Shake hands say ‘congrats, you’ve done well.” And move on. "

Ask him if he was naked in the same place where I got naked in Harrogate.

*Then tell him I had the world's worst hangover the next day and I nearly caused the break up of my mates marriage by keeping him out too long and leading him astray.

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By *NormalMan01Man
1 week ago

Harrogate


"Pull that towel off xx

Saddle up naked behind that lovely arse, do the sumo leg thing with hands on knees, clap hands together so a flurry of talcum powder goes everywhere, cock knock her bum cheeks a dozen times, check watch and jump in the sheep dip above.

Watch the above mating ritual and move along.

Shake hands say ‘congrats, you’ve done well.” And move on.

Ask him if he was naked in the same place where I got naked in Harrogate.

*Then tell him I had the world's worst hangover the next day and I nearly caused the break up of my mates marriage by keeping him out too long and leading him astray."

Respond by saying “I’ve not been naked everywhere in Harrogate but chances are slim… my DMs are open.”

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By *umagain58Man
1 week ago

London

My wife would get him a razor as too much hair. Just her preference sorry

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
1 week ago

Essex


"My wife would get him a razor as too much hair. Just her preference sorry"

Be really confused as he appears to be the invisible man

How can I tell he’s naked?

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By *ang hotMan
1 week ago

brierley Hill

As you are lol

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By *rT25Man
1 week ago

Rotherham

Wonder to myself why that man is walking down the high street naked?🤔

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
1 week ago

Southampton


"Wonder to myself why that man is walking down the high street naked?🤔"

Lick my lips

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By *eroLondonMan
1 week ago

Mayfair

Swipe my American sExpress card between her cheeks.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
1 week ago

Southampton


"Swipe my American sExpress card between her cheeks."

FFS Nero 🤣🤣🤣

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By *umagain58Man
6 days ago

London

Try not to stare as don’t want to come across as perving

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By *j1981Man
6 days ago

cork

Stare to see if recignize him from profile pic....

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By *oppet22TV/TS
6 days ago

huddersfield

Drinks

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By *ireman28Man
6 days ago

Derbyshire Nottinghamshire

Give him some clothes to put on

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By *eroLondonMan
6 days ago

Mayfair

Pass him a pair of C&A Y-fronts. 🩲

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By *inxy777Woman
6 days ago

essex

Share a cinnamon cake!

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By *umagain58Man
5 days ago

London

Give her thanks for being the nicest person I don’t know. Yet?

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By *urious_tightsMan
5 days ago

Eastham

Take a photo for their profile

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By *oppet22TV/TS
5 days ago

huddersfield

Drinks and fun

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By *aveonMan
4 days ago

Dartford

Get naked as well and invite others

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By *ireman28Man
4 days ago

Derbyshire Nottinghamshire

Chuck him a towel

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By *upersonic SamMan
4 days ago

wigan

Remind him this is a Starbucks

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
4 days ago

Staffordshire

Ask why the hot dog ha ha

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By *rT25Man
4 days ago

Rotherham

I might just stand back and stare at her😉

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
4 days ago

Essex

I’d chuck him over an oodie

It’s freezing today

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
4 days ago

A den in the Glen

Froteurise her

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By *eroLondonMan
4 days ago

Mayfair

Take mønøchromatic photos of him in 22½ positions against the backdrop of The Royal Academy, Piccadilly.

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By *ude boy 2017Man
3 days ago

Bolton

Just smile

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By *rT25Man
3 days ago

Rotherham

Ask him if he's lost wandering around the street like that?

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By *vaRose43Woman
3 days ago

Forest of Dean

Call the nurses, this is a hospital sir!

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By *eckard2019Man
3 days ago

North West Durham


"Call the nurses, this is a hospital sir!"

Put them through to the next round on Naked Attraction

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By *rT25Man
3 days ago

Rotherham


"Call the nurses, this is a hospital sir!"

🤦‍♂️

Can I get a Bed bath at least😁

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 days ago

Southampton


"Call the nurses, this is a hospital sir!

🤦‍♂️

Can I get a Bed bath at least😁"

Give him a bed bath

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
3 days ago

A den in the Glen


"Call the nurses, this is a hospital sir!

🤦‍♂️

Can I get a Bed bath at least😁

Give him a bed bath "

Tell her to fill her mouth with water and hold her nose, then with a semi erect penis hit her on the cheeks, left and right until she spits it out.

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By *eroLondonMan
3 days ago

Mayfair

Wråp him in cling film.

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By *dc1Man
3 days ago

essex and all over the south

Tell him he has a nice bum and he should show it off more

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
3 days ago

A den in the Glen


"Tell him he has a nice bum and he should show it off more"

Put some jam on his feet and invite his trousers down to tea.

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By *eroLondonMan
3 days ago

Mayfair

Envelope him in bubble wrap and then pop him until he's delirious.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
3 days ago

A den in the Glen


"Envelope him in bubble wrap and then pop him until he's delirious."

I'm starting to worry about this wrapping up thing you're developing Nerø.

Wrap him ⬆️ in a carpet.

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By *eroLondonMan
3 days ago

Mayfair

Put Worry Beads 📿 around his neck to torment him about his worrying.

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By *eroLondonMan
3 days ago

Mayfair

Add a Bell 🔔 at the end of his end and let someone get their end away with him.

Then Gin, of course. 🍸

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