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By *ulieScrumptious OP Woman
2 days ago

North West

I am (name). God/dess of (predictive text). Bringer of (predictive text). Fear me because (predictive text)!

Mine is:

I am Julie. Goddess of victory. Bringer of the day before yesterday. Fear me because I haven't actually slept!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 days ago

North West

I am Mrs KC. Goddess of the day and the rest. Bringer of the year rather than the same thing. Fear me because I have a lot of work to do!

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By *nya NeesWoman
2 days ago

Brum

I am Onya. Goddess of the year. Bringer of course. Fear me because i have!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
2 days ago

Staffordshire

"I am (name). God/dess of (predictive text). Bringer of (predictive text). Fear me because (predictive "

I am a very intelligent man. God of the war. Bringer of war. Fear me because I’m a good man.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
2 days ago

Staffordshire

"I am (name). God/dess of (predictive text). Bringer of (predictive text). Fear me because (predictive

I am a very intelligent man. God of the war. Bringer of war. Fear me because I’m a good man."

As intelligent as I am I don’t follow instructions very well.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 days ago

North West

"I am (name). God/dess of (predictive text). Bringer of (predictive text). Fear me because (predictive

I am a very intelligent man. God of the war. Bringer of war. Fear me because I’m a good man.

As intelligent as I am I don’t follow instructions very well."

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By *ulieScrumptious OP Woman
2 days ago

North West

We're a bit of a shot pantheon so far! 😂👌

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By *ulieScrumptious OP Woman
2 days ago

North West

Shit. Not shot. Bloody predictive text 😉😂

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By *usty kayCouple
2 days ago

Burnham

I am Kay. Goddess of my cock. Bringer of my time. Fear me because you want me back

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 days ago

North West

"Shit. Not shot. Bloody predictive text 😉😂"

Put yer shot somewhere else, Julie!

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By *rincipessaWoman
2 days ago

your wildest dreams,

I am Principessa. Goddess of love. Bringer of love. Fear me because I’m a very bad friend.

(I’m not honest 🙈)

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By *electableicecreamMan
2 days ago

The West

I am Delectable. God of the world. Bringer of the week. Fear me because you have to.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
2 days ago

North Yorkshire

I am Nell. Goddess of you. Bringer of the garden. Fear me because of my hair loss.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
2 days ago

Next Door

I am _ong-leggedblond. Goddess of the time we both have. Bringer of the time we both have to move to the night. Fear me because I'm not a cock.

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By *vaRose43Woman
2 days ago

Forest of Dean

I am Eva. Goddess of the universe. Bringer of the thought of him in the dark. Fear me because I have been there for a while

Clearly I have no patience

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By *ike14162236Man
2 days ago

Cambridge

I am Mike. God of the rings . Bringer of a great day . Fear me because I’m a good man but I’m a good woman!

Well that’s more positive than me most of the time but also potentially sexist

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By *midnight-Woman
2 days ago

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"I am (name). God/dess of (predictive text). Bringer of (predictive text). Fear me because (predictive text)!"

I am midnight. Goddess of the dragon. Bringer of the day. Fear me because I don't want to be a person or a girl.

Is it being ironic

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By *ir-March-a-lotMan
2 days ago

london

I am Ant. God of War. Bringer of War. Fear me because it was the best thing I have!

Clearly I like violence.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
2 days ago

Manchester-ish

[Removed by poster at 13/01/25 20:56:16]

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
2 days ago

Manchester-ish

"I am (name). God/dess of (predictive text). Bringer of (predictive text). Fear me because (predictive text)! "

I am Beef. God of the year. Bringer of course. Fear me because I have a great day at work.

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By *ike14162236Man
2 days ago

Cambridge

"I am (name). God/dess of (predictive text). Bringer of (predictive text). Fear me because (predictive text)!

I am Beef. God of the year. Bringer of course. Fear me because I have a great day at work.

A great day at work! That is exceptional

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
2 days ago

Durham

"I am (name). God/dess of (predictive text). Bringer of (predictive text). Fear me because (predictive text)!

Mine is:

I am Julie. Goddess of victory. Bringer of the day before yesterday. Fear me because I haven't actually slept! "

I am Jonathan. God of the dragon ball. Bringer of the time I was in the pub. Fear me because I have a lot of people who are not going to the party.

I mean.......it's not inaccurate

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By *loomy GirlWoman
2 days ago

leicester

"I am (name). God/dess of (predictive text). Bringer of (predictive text). Fear me because (predictive text)!

Mine is:

I am Julie. Goddess of victory. Bringer of the day before yesterday. Fear me because I haven't actually slept! "

I am gloomy. Goddess of war. Bringer of the beast. Fear me because I’m a woman. P

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
2 days ago

Manchester

I am Velma. Goddess of love. Bringer of the night. Fear me because of my fave programmes!

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By *exyScientistsCouple
2 days ago

Castlebar

I am Mrs S. Godess of all. Bringer of your fees. Fear me because I am dangerous

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
2 days ago

Markfield

I am Scooby. Goddess of love. Bringer of the West. Fear me because you know that you will!

Wow. Even I’m impressed with that one.

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By *amie HantsWoman
2 days ago

Atlantis

I am (name). God/dess of (predictive text). Bringer of (predictive text). Fear me because (predictive text)!

I am Jamie. Goddess of love and love. Bringer of the Universe. Fear me because of my beautiful wife and dog

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By *ulieScrumptious OP Woman
2 days ago

North West

"I am (name). God/dess of (predictive text). Bringer of (predictive text). Fear me because (predictive text)!

I am Beef. God of the year. Bringer of course. Fear me because I have a great day at work.

This has immaculate Colin Robinson vibes. 😂😍

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By *ookie46Woman
2 days ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I am Cookie Goddess of my heart, bringer of my soul. Fear me because I’m a good person

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By *ulieScrumptious OP Woman
2 days ago

North West

"I am Cookie Goddess of my heart, bringer of my soul. Fear me because I’m a good person "

Cookie, yours is so wholesome and true! 🥰

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
2 days ago

Markfield

"I am Cookie Goddess of my heart, bringer of my soul. Fear me because I’m a good person "

That’s so lovely!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
2 days ago

IPSWICH

I am Eric. God of my pleasure. Bringer of the frustration. Fear me because of my heart!

Sounds ominous. 🤔🤔

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By *irty-pairCouple
2 days ago

Essex

I am Stag. God of the world and the universe. Bringer of a world where the universe has no place. Fear me because I’m a little girl.

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 days ago

East London

I am Nanna. Goddess of the same. Bringer of course. Fear me because of my pjs.

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By *ickshawedCouple
2 days ago

Wolverhampton

I am Mrs R. Goddess of the year. Bringer of course. Fear me because I have a lot of work to do with the kids.

I wonder what goddess of the year gets 😊

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By *4rkk1ttenWoman
2 days ago

East Mids

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By *mf123Man
2 days ago

with one foot out the door

I turned of my predictor cos i dont like my phone telling me what to say to people it could start a war with humans and machines

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By *mf123Man
2 days ago

with one foot out the door

"I am Eric. God of my pleasure. Bringer of the frustration. Fear me because of my heart!

Sounds ominous. 🤔🤔"
was sure you were going to be bananaman

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
2 days ago

Maidstone

I am scarlet. Goddess of the way. Bringer of the way. Fear me because I have a coil.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 days ago

Bristol

I am Dissolved. God of the two things. Bringer of a great deal. Fear me because you know what you want.

🤷‍♂️

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By *ir tootMan
2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I am Velma. Goddess of love. Bringer of the night. Fear me because of my fave programmes!

Somehow I'm.not even surprised

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
2 days ago

Manchester / Cardiff

These are all brilliant!! 🤣

I am Dai. God of being the most epic partner. Bringer of the sort of nonsense that you would rather. Fear me because I can't find you any better!

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By *cotlad178Man
2 days ago

falkirk

I am Jordan, God of my life, bringer of the real world, fear me because of my antibiotics

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By *ir tootMan
2 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

I am _ir toot!

God of Fatalis

Bringer of them all

Fear ne because of their mental state.

Only scary part about this is fatalis.

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By *he ShivsCouple
2 days ago

Fife

I am Effy. Goddess of love and love. Bringer of the beast. Fear me because I’m a bad boy.

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By *oubleSwingCouple
2 days ago

N. Wales

I am Mrs. DS. Goddess of the house. Bringer of course. Fear me because of my best friend!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
2 days ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I am Obi. God of my business. Bringer of the time. Fear me because I have a good feeling that the recipient will have to get dressed!

🤔🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂😂😂

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By *eesside AnubisMan
1 day ago

North East

I am David God of silence. Bringer of silence. Fear me because I

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By *orphia2003Woman
1 day ago

Tonypandy.

I am Morphia, Goddess of the day, bringer of my life, fear me because I have a lot of work.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
1 day ago

There and Here

I am Kaz. Goddess of the day. Bringer of the year ending in the morning. Fear me because I have a lot of work to do.

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By *ou only live onceMan
1 day ago

London

I am YOLO. God of the year! Bringer of the year I was thinking of! Fear me because I was in the same place!

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By *elshpaddleboyMan
1 day ago

bridgend

I am Welsh and I think I can do it.Bringer of the day after Christmas.Fear me because I have a look at the size of the box

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By *ookie46Woman
16 hours ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I am Cookie Goddess of my heart, bringer of my soul. Fear me because I’m a good person

Cookie, yours is so wholesome and true! 🥰"

It’s the nicest thing I’ve ever said about my self

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