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By *uncouple153 OP Couple
5 weeks ago

Abergavenny

I'm going out with a girl who identifies as a Wheely Bin.

Problem is I can't remember if I'm taking her out tonight or tomorrow.

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By *herry delightWoman
5 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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By *he-Naughtiest-ShowmanMan
4 weeks ago

Liverpool

What do you call a bra in Germany?

Schtoppenfromfloppen

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By *ussetlickerMan
4 weeks ago

Nuneaton

A sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food here"

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By *herry delightWoman
4 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

At sundae school.

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By *anielpiercedMan
4 weeks ago

by the seaside

Have you heard about the magic tractor?

It went down a hill and turned into a field

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Did you hear about the zoo with just one exhibit?

It was a Shih-Tzu.

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By *hismMan
3 weeks ago

Ballygonowhere

I decide to go travelling and somewhere along the line I ended up in China and met the girl of my dreams a beautiful Chinese women after a few months of dating we were lying in bed and I thought I'd try my luck and asked if she wanted to do a 69.

She said I'm not cooking at this time of night go to sleep

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By *hismMan
3 weeks ago

Ballygonowhere

My three year old daughter asked me

"Where does poo come from?"

I was a little uncomfortable but decided to give her an honest explanation. So I said, "You just ate breakfast, yes?"

"Yes." she replied.

"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."

She looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"

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