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By *ood You Kindly OP Man
31 weeks ago

Glasgow

When getting on public transport what is one thing that it is vital to remember?

Wrong answers only please

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Local cum dump.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"Local cum dump."

Sorry - wrong thread.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton

Your trousers

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By *iddlesticksMan
31 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Does the bus driver do bareback anal

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

They're allllll pigs!

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By *ad NannaWoman
31 weeks ago

East London

To push past the frail, geriatric gentleman and plonk yourself down in the last remaining disabled seat.

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By *ood You Kindly OP Man
31 weeks ago

Glasgow

"To push past the frail, geriatric gentleman and plonk yourself down in the last remaining disabled seat.

I said wrong answers only

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Herts

Remember to call the bus/train Shirley. Might be the only time you get inside Shirley.

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By *ccasional.coupleCouple
31 weeks ago

anywhere

To get your condoms out and count them on the seat next to you

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By *aters139Man
31 weeks ago

Sheffield

"When getting on public transport what is one thing that it is vital to remember?

Wrong answers only please"

Your car.

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By *ood You Kindly OP Man
31 weeks ago

Glasgow

"When getting on public transport what is one thing that it is vital to remember?

Wrong answers only please

Your car. "

I always take my car on the bus

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By *aters139Man
31 weeks ago

Sheffield

"When getting on public transport what is one thing that it is vital to remember?

Wrong answers only please

Your car.

I always take my car on the bus"

Wrong answers only...

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By *ood You Kindly OP Man
31 weeks ago

Glasgow

"When getting on public transport what is one thing that it is vital to remember?

Wrong answers only please

Your car.

I always take my car on the bus

Wrong answers only..."

My sincere apologies!

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By *onn8955Man
31 weeks ago

whitby

"When getting on public transport what is one thing that it is vital to remember?

Wrong answers only please"

Only wankers get on busses.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton

"When getting on public transport what is one thing that it is vital to remember?

Wrong answers only please

Only wankers get on busses."

Bus wanker here!

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By *rHotNottsMan
31 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"When getting on public transport what is one thing that it is vital to remember?

Wrong answers only please"

UK - Don’t despair - there’s always someone worse off than you. UAE -Always Gold not silver & never pink.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
31 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Sit next to the beefy bloke who is spread legged and shufty against him till he fucking gets of your third of the seat.

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By *onn8955Man
31 weeks ago

whitby

"When getting on public transport what is one thing that it is vital to remember?

Wrong answers only please

Only wankers get on busses.

Bus wanker here!

You'll end up on a register for that!!

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By *irtydevil666Man
31 weeks ago

bristol

Smoking,urinating,masturbating and anything else is permitted on the back seat of the bus.....

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By *ayo81966Man
31 weeks ago

barnstaple

Fart loudly

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Dont look anyone in the eye.

Dint start singing Kumbya!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
31 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Dont look anyone in the eye.

Dint start singing Kumbya! "

Woody...... that's a RIGHT answer ( tsk )

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
31 weeks ago

Bromley

"When getting on public transport what is one thing that it is vital to remember?

Wrong answers only please

Only wankers get on busses.

Bus wanker here!

Likewise

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By *ood You Kindly OP Man
31 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Dont look anyone in the eye.

Dint start singing Kumbya!

Woody...... that's a RIGHT answer ( tsk )"

I think he meant stare people right in the eye and break into Kumbya

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

You have to get out of your seat and run to the door before they get to the station, otherwise the driver won't terminate and take you to lapland.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
31 weeks ago

North West

Always block the wheelchair space with your valuable shopping and let your children lie across the flippy down seats. Never give way to a wheelchair user who gets on the bus, make 'em wait for the next one

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
31 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Dont look anyone in the eye.

Dint start singing Kumbya!

Woody...... that's a RIGHT answer ( tsk )

I think he meant stare people right in the eye and break into Kumbya"

Oh. Thank you. I see now. He meant something else. Gotcha!

Woody! It's still a RIGHT fuggin answer!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
31 weeks ago

Leeds

Sit over the wheel, enjoy the vibrations for all to see and moan loudly.

Mrs

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
31 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Women on public transport have to wear no underwear

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
31 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Women on public transport have to wear no underwear

Jesus ..... think of the snail trails ffs.....

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Should you have to take a phone call, make sure it’s on loud speaker so everyone else on the bus gets to hear your conversation as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"Dont look anyone in the eye.

Dint start singing Kumbya!

Woody...... that's a RIGHT answer ( tsk )

I think he meant stare people right in the eye and break into Kumbya

Oh. Thank you. I see now. He meant something else. Gotcha!

Woody! It's still a RIGHT fuggin answer! "

Have you ever done it though?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
31 weeks ago

Coventry

have the biggest bag you cant possibly carry over your shoulder and turning round

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
31 weeks ago

Reading

To never get on public transport again.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Central

"To push past the frail, geriatric gentleman and plonk yourself down in the last remaining disabled seat.

Lift up, speaking your instructions clearly to bystanders, the immobile frail disabled person, who may have taken the preferred seat before you embark on your journey, for your own convenience.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Central

"Local cum dump."

Get a day ticket and advertise your local cum dump route.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Central

Always speak to everyone and sit next to those who you think would be a good friend in the making

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Mind the driver its AI

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Oh shit got on the wrong one this one goes to the op. I only do local

Any fucks.. Fares on this AI

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

The once torn cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"Oh shit got on the wrong one this one goes to the op. I only do local

Any fucks.. Fares on this AI "

Floors closing in 1 minute please find a seat. Distance yourself from floor and pole or be hanging at our on boarding gym.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
31 weeks ago

Leeds

Shake the drivers hand while reminding him that that’s your wanking hand and you haven’t washed it.

The mr

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By *lynJMan
31 weeks ago

Morden

Get your ticket or preferred payment method ready in plenty of time so you don't hold up the queue. Also applies at train/underground stations

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By *rispyDuckMan
31 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Payment is optional lol

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By *partharmonyCouple
31 weeks ago

Ruislip

Shake hands with everybody in the carriage and introduce yourself.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Sexville

Shout at all times x

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By *inglepringlebedsukMan
31 weeks ago

Arlesey

It is very good manners to break wind loudly while eating egg tuna salad

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
31 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

To place my handbag on the empty seat next to me despite the bus clearly being near-full & people struggling to find seats

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
31 weeks ago

Birmingham

Make sure to press the bell with your tongue. And always sit next to a woman on the empty bus so she's not lonely.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
31 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Always fart especially when the bus is full

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By *odgerMooreMan
31 weeks ago

Fulwood

Making occasional sexual sounding grunts and moans will ensure you get a double seat to yourself…

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By *damxxMan
31 weeks ago

London

Push the driver out of the bus and go on a joy ride

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