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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago

I've got the horn... It's really bad, i need to be distracted.. Where is Poshie in my time of need !

In her absence, I'm asking you and your mates to send some smut to those you fancy... And me of course

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message ANONYMOUSLY on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy fuckers

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands

Do you have to say "in"?

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By *ags73Man
50 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I dunno do you say in?

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By *ewcatWoman
50 weeks ago

Berkshire

In.

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands


"I dunno do you say in?"

It's confusing isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Smut me up

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By *orphia2003Woman
50 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I'm in and happy to be postie.

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By *ags73Man
50 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I dunno do you say in?

It's confusing isn't it?"

Yeah if you’re in, I’ll go in.

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By *obilebottomMan
50 weeks ago

All over

I will be postie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"Do you have to say "in"?"

You have to say midnight's ass is the best on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Haha. .. I’m a little cuddly, but could also tip either way.

I’ll join in.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Gimme all the smut!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"I dunno do you say in?"

How deep do you like it??

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Do you have to say "in"?

You have to say Willy's ass is the best on the forum "

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By *ags73Man
50 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Do you have to say "in"?

You have to say midnight's ass is the best on the forum "

I would anyway so what’s new?

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By *ags73Man
50 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I dunno do you say in?

How deep do you like it?? "

As far as you want it?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
50 weeks ago

Glasgow / Manchester / London


"Do you have to say "in"?"


"You have to say midnight's ass is the best on the forum "

Must. Resist. Saying. Something about being ‘in’ Midnight’s magnificent ass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"Do you have to say "in"?

You have to say Willy's ass is the best on the forum "

No we all know its eclipsed by K from BP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago

So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party "

I’ve said that before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"Do you have to say "in"?

You have to say midnight's ass is the best on the forum

Must. Resist. Saying. Something about being ‘in’ Midnight’s magnificent ass. "

oh i barely noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party "

And meeeee

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By *ewcatWoman
50 weeks ago

Berkshire


"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party "

In that case out. But I’m going to watch

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
50 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Midnight's ass is the best on the forum

J

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party "

There’s other women in here!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum

J"

Breading

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

I’m in! These are always fun. Also happy to be postie!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
50 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Do you have to say "in"?"

Are you in yet ??

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By *orphia2003Woman
50 weeks ago

Tonypandy.


"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party "

Newcat and I are here too. Guess we are surplus to requirements.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
50 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

I'm in

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By *ags73Man
50 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party "

Was at one and somehow still got a woman. I’m still figuring that one out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party

And meeeee"

Oh yasss new fodder .. Wait new women, new women, not new fodder

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By *ora the explorerWoman
50 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh I’ll play.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party

There’s other women in here!!!!!"

Shit. Stand up guys and look Normal.

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By *emorefridaCouple
50 weeks ago

La la land

I haven't played a forum game in ages. I'll give it a whirl.

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By *ags73Man
50 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party

Newcat and I are here too. Guess we are surplus to requirements."

No.. don’t go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party

In that case out. But I’m going to watch "

Oh shit sorry, i skimmed the list

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By *ags73Man
50 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party

There’s other women in here!!!!!

Shit. Stand up guys and look Normal. "

Can do first part.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party

Newcat and I are here too. Guess we are surplus to requirements."

Oh fuck this is going tits up!! Where is Poshie!

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

In

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
50 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum

J

Breading "

What's breading? Should I know this?

J

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"I haven't played a forum game in ages. I'll give it a whirl. "

Thank fuck

I have so many things I want to tell you I want to do to you

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum

J

Breading

What's breading? Should I know this?

J"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago

OK OK first message!!

My very sexy mate says please tell Newcat that her ass is even sexier than midnight's And that they’d give anything* to be be the first to hold her new bionic hips and give her a good seeing-to.

(*Anything within reason. Let’s not be too hasty here.)

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Feel free to use me as postie as well guys

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Feel free to use me as postie as well guys "
oh are we only allowed to use you for that

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
50 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum

J

Breading

What's breading? Should I know this?

J"

It's a knead to know basis

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Feel free to use me as postie as well guys oh are we only allowed to use you for that "

Use me for anything

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

M E S S A G E

Midnight….

Someone is thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess correctly, you get a blowjob!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

REBEL HEART you left some unfinished business , unfinished a long long time ago with my pal.

And he told me- It’s high time she climbed on top and rode me like she stole me.

I would get your riding gloves on, because you may need to hold on tight.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
50 weeks ago

Glasgow / Manchester / London


"It's a knead to know basis "

Okay, that was good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"M E S S A G E

Midnight….

Someone is thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess correctly, you get a blowjob!!!"

Yaaassss... I'm thinking 1 to 10

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
50 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"It's a knead to know basis

Okay, that was good. "

I used my loaf

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"M E S S A G E

Midnight….

Someone is thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess correctly, you get a blowjob!!!"

Omg. I understood that ‘message’ reference.

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By *quirrel!Man
50 weeks ago

L


"M E S S A G E

Midnight….

Someone is thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess correctly, you get a blowjob!!!

Yaaassss... I'm thinking 1 to 10 "

11 Doh!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
50 weeks ago

Glasgow / Manchester / London


"I used my loaf "

Don’t push it …

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum

J

Breading

What's breading? Should I know this?

J

It's a knead to know basis "

Boooooooooooooooooo

*throws tomato*

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"M E S S A G E

Midnight….

Someone is thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess correctly, you get a blowjob!!!

Yaaassss... I'm thinking 1 to 10 "

No blowjob.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
50 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"I used my loaf

Don’t push it … "

Oh don't be do crusty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago

A message from a very sexy lady!!

My beautiful friend Midnight, can you possibly let Rose-tinted Glasses, that that belt doesn't look well used in his photos. And I have several ideas how to make it look like a vintage one

RTM you defo wanna guess this one

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By *ryingitout19Man
50 weeks ago

Wales

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"So, so far it's me and a bunch of guys this is turning into a different kinda party

In that case out. But I’m going to watch "
still in

Also happy to play postie to the sausage party.

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By *estarossa.Woman
50 weeks ago

Flagrante

In x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"M E S S A G E

Midnight….

Someone is thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess correctly, you get a blowjob!!!

Omg. I understood that ‘message’ reference. "

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
50 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum

J

Breading

What's breading? Should I know this?

J

It's a knead to know basis

Boooooooooooooooooo

*throws tomato*"

*catches tomato , thanks that'll go with the cheese for my roll

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Good fun. I’m out.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
50 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Good fun. I’m out. "

Aww don't go

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By *ddie1966Man
50 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Oh go on... count me in.

But I do have to say first that Midnight's ass is verra verra nice, those new pants move it up to another level...

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum

J

Breading

What's breading? Should I know this?

J"
*Hovis enters the chat*

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
50 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Message for the best ass on the forum

Tell that Midnight woman she can go tits up with me anytime.

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands


"Do you have to say "in"?

You have to say Willy's ass is the best on the forum

No we all know its eclipsed by K from BP "

That fat arse would have eclipsed most of us.

I'm in

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
50 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum

J

Breading

What's breading? Should I know this?

J*Hovis enters the chat* "

Hovis.. my favourite bread, especially seeded

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By *ensualbicockMan
50 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum

J"

Midnight's ass is phenomenal.

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By *ensualbicockMan
50 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

In

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By *ora the explorerWoman
50 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Actually I’m out. I’m gonna watch a film

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By *ags73Man
50 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Do you have to say "in"?

You have to say Willy's ass is the best on the forum

No we all know its eclipsed by K from BP

That fat arse would have eclipsed most of us.

I'm in "

If he’s in, I will too.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Please tell Nora that her profile pic is distracting me. It keeps making me think of kneeling in front of that chair, spreading her knees apart, and burying my head between her stocking-clad thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"M E S S A G E

Midnight….

Someone is thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess correctly, you get a blowjob!!!

Omg. I understood that ‘message’ reference.

"

Be honest, Jorja Smith, did you understand it too?

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By *amie HantsWoman
50 weeks ago

Atlantis

In

Midnight, I’d ride your face like I was in the gold cup at Cheltenham

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Actually I’m out. I’m gonna watch a film "

I’ll send the smut to you directly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago

Wow now we're ramping up...

... Listen up Frida, I've got a sex god in my box with a special message for you, to say please tell Frida that she’s fucking gorgeous, I want go for a walk with her, and also I really want her to ride my penis.

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By *estarossa.Woman
50 weeks ago

Flagrante

Oh out, sorry.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
50 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Incoming for brattybeau from a proper lovely fella.

Please will you tell brattybeau that although pickles are sour, I’m a sweet boy really.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Tryingitout19, one of my drop dead gawjus m8s just messaged me. She said she would love to have that tie around her wrists and let you try it out on her.

Fucking hellllllllllll

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
50 weeks ago

Glasgow / Manchester / London


"RTM you defo wanna guess this one "

I’m not daft enough to take a guess. If I get it wrong I’ll be the one who ends up feeling the sting of that belt!

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands

I have a message from a gorgeous lady for Mr Pickles...

...I want to roll him up in a giant puff pastry and feast on him for days

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
50 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Why is everyone suddenly out?

It was the cabbage with dinner, wasn't it. Sorry.

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"RTM you defo wanna guess this one

I’m not daft enough to take a guess. If I get it wrong I’ll be the one who ends up feeling the sting of that belt! "

Oh look... Not just a pretty face

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By *ryingitout19Man
50 weeks ago

Wales


"Tryingitout19, one of my drop dead gawjus m8s just messaged me. She said she would love to have that tie around her wrists and let you try it out on her.

Fucking hellllllllllll "

Well that sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"Why is everyone suddenly out?

It was the cabbage with dinner, wasn't it. Sorry.

J"

I think it's because i totally fucked up the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Can I join in?

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"I have a message from a gorgeous lady for Mr Pickles...

...I want to roll him up in a giant puff pastry and feast on him for days "

so fucking in.

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands


"Do you have to say "in"?

You have to say Willy's ass is the best on the forum

No we all know its eclipsed by K from BP

That fat arse would have eclipsed most of us.

I'm in

If he’s in, I will too."

Ragnar, if you're in, I'm in

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
50 weeks ago

Glasgow / Manchester / London


"Can I join in?"

I think you just did.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Why is everyone suddenly out?

It was the cabbage with dinner, wasn't it. Sorry.

J

I think it's because i totally fucked up the thread "

Nobody is leaving because of you. They’re leaving because they don’t want to send messages to people they don’t fancy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"I have a message from a gorgeous lady for Mr Pickles...

...I want to roll him up in a giant puff pastry and feast on him for days

so fucking in. "

Would you like some ketchup??

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By *edeWoman
50 weeks ago

the abyss

Sliding in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"Why is everyone suddenly out?

It was the cabbage with dinner, wasn't it. Sorry.

J

I think it's because i totally fucked up the thread

Nobody is leaving because of you. They’re leaving because they don’t want to send messages to people they don’t fancy "

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Incoming for brattybeau from a proper lovely fella.

Please will you tell brattybeau that although pickles are sour, I’m a sweet boy really."

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
50 weeks ago

London

I feel optimistic. In

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Tryingitout19, one of my drop dead gawjus m8s just messaged me. She said she would love to have that tie around her wrists and let you try it out on her.

Fucking hellllllllllll

Well that sounds like fun "

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"I have a message from a gorgeous lady for Mr Pickles...

...I want to roll him up in a giant puff pastry and feast on him for days

so fucking in.

Would you like some ketchup?? "

Ketchup would ruin me but take me how you like

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Sliding in "

Tryna slide in you

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"I feel optimistic. In "

Wait right there

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
50 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum

J

Breading

What's breading? Should I know this?

J

It's a knead to know basis "

*doffs cap*

J

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands

Sensualbicock I have a message from a fine piece of ass...

...that lovely gent can be my top guy any day of the week

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
50 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Midnight's ass is the best on the forum

J

Breading

What's breading? Should I know this?

J

It's a knead to know basis

*doffs cap*

J"

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Sensualbicock I have a message from a fine piece of ass...

...that lovely gent can be my top guy any day of the week "

Top! I see what they did there

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By *estarossa.Woman
50 weeks ago

Flagrante


"Why is everyone suddenly out?

It was the cabbage with dinner, wasn't it. Sorry.

J

I think it's because i totally fucked up the thread "

No it was more like a private party and I didn't want to intrude or be a wallflower x

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By *emorefridaCouple
50 weeks ago

La la land


"Wow now we're ramping up...

... Listen up Frida, I've got a sex god in my box with a special message for you, to say please tell Frida that she’s fucking gorgeous, I want go for a walk with her, and also I really want her to ride my penis.

"

What you want me walk up a mountain and then ride your penis!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Wow now we're ramping up...

... Listen up Frida, I've got a sex god in my box with a special message for you, to say please tell Frida that she’s fucking gorgeous, I want go for a walk with her, and also I really want her to ride my penis.

What you want me walk up a mountain and then ride your penis!!! "
that is exactly what I want.

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50 weeks ago

Another hottie in my in-box for Cede....

Cede this gorgeous hunk would like to rip a hole in those fishnets and slide right into you

In their defence, they can’t help it. The new pic is quite an inspiration.

I think we are all hot under the collar! Phewy

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Why is everyone suddenly out?

It was the cabbage with dinner, wasn't it. Sorry.

J

I think it's because i totally fucked up the thread

No it was more like a private party and I didn't want to intrude or be a wallflower x"

I was gonna send you an invite to watch a new boing video I shot

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands

Cede, I'd be pinching myself if I recieved this message from this gem...

...can you let the very seductive Cede know that she can slide in anytime

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
50 weeks ago

Essex


"Do you have to say "in"?

You have to say midnight's ass is the best on the forum "

Well I’m in….

But my ass is better than yours

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

M E S S A G E

Julie and Beef my beautiful friend would like you to know this isn’t her first rodeo and if you could grapevine your way in her direction she would be most grateful!

Phewwwwww

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By *ddie1966Man
50 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

That much in and out here, it seems like a fora hokey kokey...

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By *emorefridaCouple
50 weeks ago

La la land


"Wow now we're ramping up...

... Listen up Frida, I've got a sex god in my box with a special message for you, to say please tell Frida that she’s fucking gorgeous, I want go for a walk with her, and also I really want her to ride my penis.

What you want me walk up a mountain and then ride your penis!!! that is exactly what I want. "

I better start working out in that case

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Wow now we're ramping up...

... Listen up Frida, I've got a sex god in my box with a special message for you, to say please tell Frida that she’s fucking gorgeous, I want go for a walk with her, and also I really want her to ride my penis.

What you want me walk up a mountain and then ride your penis!!! that is exactly what I want.

I better start working out in that case "

I have a GREAT idea!

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands

Testarossa I have a message from a very hot guy...

...I would nibble on that ass all night. I don't just give to recieve, but receiving would be more than encouraged

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"Do you have to say "in"?

You have to say midnight's ass is the best on the forum

Well I’m in….

But my ass is better than yours "

Shut up and sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Do you have to say "in"?

You have to say midnight's ass is the best on the forum

Well I’m in….

But my ass is better than yours

Shut up and sit on my face "

Oi! That’s my line

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By *edeWoman
50 weeks ago

the abyss


"Another hottie in my in-box for Cede....

Cede this gorgeous hunk would like to rip a hole in those fishnets and slide right into you

In their defence, they can’t help it. The new pic is quite an inspiration.

I think we are all hot under the collar! Phewy "

Anytime

I keep a stock of them just for this reason

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By *edeWoman
50 weeks ago

the abyss

A message for Veronica from my hot mate…

I want to see you again. And this time I want to feel your lips against mine, right before I feel them wrapped tightly around my cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago

Fuck listen up GOODboy, this is for you!!

This super sexy hottie wants you to let her grind into those thighs until they give out - pretty please

Fuck man, do it

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
50 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"M E S S A G E

Julie and Beef my beautiful friend would like you to know this isn’t her first rodeo and if you could grapevine your way in her direction she would be most grateful!

Phewwwwww "

Oh my! Does grapevining require co-ordination though

J

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By *ags73Man
50 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Do you have to say "in"?

You have to say midnight's ass is the best on the forum

Well I’m in….

But my ass is better than yours "

Must check in interests of fairness

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
50 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Ooh my mate has a message for rebel heart...

rebel.heart is definitely a rainbow and looks like my kind of rain-bow’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago

Shit we've been moved to the games forum

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands

Message for the gorgeous Newcat...

...pussy cat, pussy cat, I love youuuu...there's something in my pants I'd like you to chew

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By *edeWoman
50 weeks ago

the abyss


"Shit we've been moved to the games forum "

Yeah it completely confused me - I had to ask the Oracle where the thread has gone

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands


"Shit we've been moved to the games forum "

Why do they always do this??

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
50 weeks ago

London


"A message for Veronica from my hot mate…

I want to see you again. And this time I want to feel your lips against mine, right before I feel them wrapped tightly around my cock. "

I guess we have a date

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Shit we've been moved to the games forum

Why do they always do this??"

They don’t wanna see us win

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By *emorefridaCouple
50 weeks ago

La la land

Now listen up Ragnar73 my incredibly stunning friend has let it be known to me. That she would love to run her fingers over your chest and then slowly go down.

Well I'm not sure how you could refuse such an offer

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands


"Shit we've been moved to the games forum

Why do they always do this??

They don’t wanna see us win"

A messaging service is not a game!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago

Hey Cede, there is a proper hottie who wants to do real bad things to you

Beautiful postie, would you message Cede. Her bum looks fantastic - I wanna bite!

I think you will like a lot !

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By *amie HantsWoman
50 weeks ago

Atlantis

Victoria, my friend has a gift for you and he can’t wait to give it to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Shit we've been moved to the games forum

Why do they always do this??

They don’t wanna see us win

A messaging service is not a game!"

I know you understood my DJ Khaled reference bro. Nice try. You can’t fool me. I’m familiar with your game.

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By *edeWoman
50 weeks ago

the abyss

Oooh Willy Idol by scorcher of a mate wants you know:

He needs get his act together if he wants a hole in one with this birdie!!

Get on it man!!

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By *educing_EmCouple
50 weeks ago

Tipperary

I'll jump in for the end

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By *amie HantsWoman
50 weeks ago

Atlantis


"Victoria, my friend has a gift for you and he can’t wait to give it to you! "

By Victoria I mean Veronica!

Sorry for the unfortunate autocorrect

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By *educing_EmCouple
50 weeks ago

Tipperary

Oh this has been thrown into games now too

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"I'll jump in for the end "

Can I eat your arse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago

Another one for gorgeous Cede

A beautiful mate has asked me to please tell you, that you are gorgeous, sexy and their* favourite sunflower.

*anonymous .. Yeah right

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands


"Shit we've been moved to the games forum

Why do they always do this??

They don’t wanna see us win

A messaging service is not a game!

I know you understood my DJ Khaled reference bro. Nice try. You can’t fool me. I’m familiar with your game. "

Who's DJ Khaled?

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"I'll jump in for the end

Can I eat your arse?"

Didn’t even ask a mate to say it haha

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By *edeWoman
50 weeks ago

the abyss


"Another one for gorgeous Cede

A beautiful mate has asked me to please tell you, that you are gorgeous, sexy and their* favourite sunflower.

*anonymous .. Yeah right "

I've no idea who could have sent this

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
50 weeks ago

London

A burning envelope has arrived from a stunning bombshell addressed to Willy Idol:

I want him out of that suit and into something more comfortable - like my bed

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands


"Oooh Willy Idol by scorcher of a mate wants you know:

He needs get his act together if he wants a hole in one with this birdie!!

Get on it man!! "

Bare with me, Julie x

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By *educing_EmCouple
50 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I'll jump in for the end

Can I eat your arse?"

Of course Stephen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"Another one for gorgeous Cede

A beautiful mate has asked me to please tell you, that you are gorgeous, sexy and their* favourite sunflower.

*anonymous .. Yeah right

I've no idea who could have sent this "

.. Is exactly what i said

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
50 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Oooh Willy Idol by scorcher of a mate wants you know:

He needs get his act together if he wants a hole in one with this birdie!!

Get on it man!!

Bare with me, Julie x"

That is not in the spirit of this game Willy. Fucksake.

J

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By *ags73Man
50 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Now listen up Ragnar73 my incredibly stunning friend has let it be known to me. That she would love to run her fingers over your chest and then slowly go down.

Well I'm not sure how you could refuse such an offer "

I couldn’t.

I’m a man of weakness when faced with such temptation

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"I'll jump in for the end

Can I eat your arse?

Didn’t even ask a mate to say it haha"

Cut out the middle man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago

Well you might be a late arrival, but buckle up Em, I've got a raunchy incoming message for you from a really sexy mate...

Please can you tell Em I’d love to bury my face between her cheeks and eat her like a death row meal

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"I'll jump in for the end

Can I eat your arse?

Of course Stephen "

When you call me Stephen I literally want to take you to bed IMMEDIATELY.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Shit we've been moved to the games forum

Why do they always do this??

They don’t wanna see us win

A messaging service is not a game!

I know you understood my DJ Khaled reference bro. Nice try. You can’t fool me. I’m familiar with your game.

Who's DJ Khaled?"

Hope the block was worth it x

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By *quirrel!Man
50 weeks ago

L


"Fuck listen up GOODboy, this is for you!!

This super sexy hottie wants you to let her grind into those thighs until they give out - pretty please

Fuck man, do it "

The reply is……..He’ll YES! x

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands

Message for the gorgeous, Pickles...

This bombshell says hopefully you'll Pick'nic' me someday soon

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands


"Oooh Willy Idol by scorcher of a mate wants you know:

He needs get his act together if he wants a hole in one with this birdie!!

Get on it man!!

Bare with me, Julie x

That is not in the spirit of this game Willy. Fucksake.

J"

Busted!!

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By *edeWoman
50 weeks ago

the abyss


"Oooh Willy Idol by scorcher of a mate wants you know:

He needs get his act together if he wants a hole in one with this birdie!!

Get on it man!!

Bare with me, Julie x

That is not in the spirit of this game Willy. Fucksake.

J"

I never told - scouts honour!!

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By *estarossa.Woman
50 weeks ago

Flagrante

I tried and failed to escape! My Gawjuss friend says

Message...

Please can you let midnight know.

I think you really need me to sit on your face. Grab my ass and pull me closer.

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By *educing_EmCouple
50 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Well you might be a late arrival, but buckle up Em, I've got a raunchy incoming message for you from a really sexy mate...

Please can you tell Em I’d love to bury my face between her cheeks and eat her like a death row meal

"

That sounds delightful

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By *quirrel!Man
50 weeks ago

L


"Fuck listen up GOODboy, this is for you!!

This super sexy hottie wants you to let her grind into those thighs until they give out - pretty please

Fuck man, do it

The reply is……..He’ll YES! x"

*Hell yes - even!

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands


"A burning envelope has arrived from a stunning bombshell addressed to Willy Idol:

I want him out of that suit and into something more comfortable - like my bed"

Coorrrr this bed sounds enticing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"I tried and failed to escape! My Gawjuss friend says

Message...

Please can you let midnight know.

I think you really need me to sit on your face. Grab my ass and pull me closer."

thank you Tess.. This sounds promising!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
50 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

My friend Cede is too shy so if you've sent her a message please let her know! One of them was me by the way

Jx

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By *educing_EmCouple
50 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I'll jump in for the end

Can I eat your arse?

Of course Stephen

When you call me Stephen I literally want to take you to bed IMMEDIATELY. "

I've been ready

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Message for the gorgeous, Pickles...

This bombshell says hopefully you'll Pick'nic' me someday soon "

I’ll eat you whenever you want

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By *edeWoman
50 weeks ago

the abyss

Midnight, I have a delightful hottie calling wanting me to ask if being in the 1% club means that you'll actually get to kiss next time....

I would

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago


"Victoria, my friend has a gift for you and he can’t wait to give it to you!

By Victoria I mean Veronica!

Sorry for the unfortunate autocorrect "
you ruined it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"My friend Cede is too shy so if you've sent her a message please let her know! One of them was me by the way

Jx"

You want to eat your friend out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago


"Midnight, I have a delightful hottie calling wanting me to ask if being in the 1% club means that you'll actually get to kiss next time....

I would "

Oh i need to ponder this!!

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands

Message for the stunning, Midnight...

...can you tell that sexy minx I want to attach me retractable lead to her collar and parade her around the NEC. We'd be odds on for best in show

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
50 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"My friend Cede is too shy so if you've sent her a message please let her know! One of them was me by the way

Jx

You want to eat your friend out "

Ummm. Well. Yes. But that wasn't my message

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands


"Message for the gorgeous, Pickles...

This bombshell says hopefully you'll Pick'nic' me someday soon

I’ll eat you whenever you want "

I'll pass on the message to Mobilebottom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
50 weeks ago

Thanks everyone!!

Sorry if stuffed up at the beginning, hope you have forgiven me

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