FabSwingers.com forum: Under starter's orders No3...BANG and they're off!...

By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

Tonights contest is a trecherous 5 mile race across snow, ice and slopes. A large Haddock awaits the victor. You're contestants:

Flipper - the penguin

Sammy - the sealion

Percy - the polar bear

As ever cheating is encouraged and there are no rules. Pick your winner.

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By *estarossa.Woman
42 weeks ago

Flagrante

Percy for the win!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Percy is killed by the bullet from the starting gun.

Penguin for the win

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By *estarossa.Woman
42 weeks ago

Flagrante

"Percy is killed by the bullet from the starting gun.

Penguin for the win"

Percy wears armour like the one in the Golden Compass, the bullet bounces off and he and eats the penguin for a snack!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Percy is killed by the bullet from the starting gun.

Penguin for the win"

Blank round, no fatality. Percy is off and racing having mauled the starter and got a mouthful of arm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Percy for the win!"

Got a chance, he's sneaky.

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By *illy IdolMan
42 weeks ago

Midlands

Who won the last race?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Percy is killed by the bullet from the starting gun.

Penguin for the win

Percy wears armour like the one in the Golden Compass, the bullet bounces off and he and eats the penguin for a snack!

No Flipper survives being eaten as Percy has just chomped the starters arm. He's full, for now.

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By *illy IdolMan
42 weeks ago

Midlands

Percy should win but you never know with cheating involved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Who won the last race?"

....Hattie and Hetti the Hamsters.... I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Percy should win but you never know with cheating involved "

Each contender has been picked for their dispicable cheating abilities. It's anyones Haddock!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

Sammy the sealion has just bribed a race adjudicator to take a short cut....

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

A rogue seagull swoops down and steals the haddock leaving the competitors to starve to death

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By *illy IdolMan
42 weeks ago

Midlands

"Who won the last race?

....Hattie and Hetti the Hamsters.... I think. "

Thought they would. No way I can guess 2/2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"A rogue seagull swoops down and steals the haddock leaving the competitors to starve to death "

This being a professional race, the Haddock has been replaced and the seagull is now a wanted bird with a bounty on its beak!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

I understand the decline in responses. I'm watching this race and it is actually quite boring.

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
42 weeks ago

Glasgow

Sea lion wins polar bear eats the penguin at the start sea lion builds up an unassailable lead can't blame the polar bear who can't resist a penguin lol

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By *illy IdolMan
42 weeks ago

Midlands

"I understand the decline in responses. I'm watching this race and it is actually quite boring.

5 miles is too long

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By *estarossa.Woman
42 weeks ago

Flagrante

The fish is getting a bit ripe now, so the competitors are not convinced!

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
41 weeks ago

Sussex

Percy the Polar Bear would mess with Flipper's mind by whispering that Flipper's on the opposite pole.

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