FabSwingers.com forum: What do you think I’ve got in my pocket

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve just put my hands in my pocket while out to the shops. I cortisone believe what I found. What do you reckon?

Wrong answers also welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone else’s hand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone else’s hand?

God forbid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone else's arthritic hand?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I already know

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Toenail clipping

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

A hole!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Littlebird

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone else's arthritic hand?"

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

A faded blue smartie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Littlebird "

Did she tell you? That little snake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I already know

this one will shock you

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Fluff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toenail clipping "

Shavings from my latest foot peel would’ve been closer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fluff

She’s a bit big to fit in my pocket. But if I could get her in there I would

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Your hankie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A hole!

It (the thing) has a hole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A faded blue smartie?"

Smarties

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your hankie

That’s in the wash after last night

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Littlebird

Did she tell you? That little snake

Oops

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

The one ring, isildurs bane...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Littlebird

Did she tell you? That little snake

Oops

There’s going to be punishment for this

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By *olfandtazCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Half eaten packet of polo's?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The one ring, isildurs bane..."

This is the closest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Half eaten packet of polo's? "

CLOSE!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Littlebird

Did she tell you? That little snake

Oops

There’s going to be punishment for this"

Nah… I’ve already eaten the haribo that was in there with me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Tube of Palmer's cocoa butter?

You know, the whole cortisone thing in the opening...

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By *entleswinger69Man
over a year ago

exeter

A lump of cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it back to Gollum ya tricksy little thief.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A boiled sweet stuck to the pocket

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

It's a trap. I know it's not a banana

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Littlebird

Did she tell you? That little snake

Oops

There’s going to be punishment for this

Nah… I’ve already eaten the haribo that was in there with me

You bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tube of Palmer's cocoa butter?

You know, the whole cortisone thing in the opening..."

I do have e45 hand cream. But not what I’m looking for

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Littlebird

Did she tell you? That little snake

Oops

There’s going to be punishment for this

Nah… I’ve already eaten the haribo that was in there with me

You bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Cute though…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lump of cheese?

Goes great with pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 10 Pound note covered in sperm?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Littlebird

Did she tell you? That little snake

Oops

There’s going to be punishment for this

Nah… I’ve already eaten the haribo that was in there with me

You bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cute though…

You’re lucky you are

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

A rock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give it back to Gollum ya tricksy little thief. "

Mind ya business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 10 Pound note covered in sperm?"

Been wanking over HRH again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A boiled sweet stuck to the pocket "

I hate when this happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a trap. I know it's not a banana

K, you can’t give the game away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A 10 Pound note covered in sperm?"

Not at the time of asking. Because I seen that cum covered note on flowers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A rock "

I’m not a criminal Frida!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A 10 Pound note covered in sperm?

Been wanking over HRH again?"

Mind your business!!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"A rock

I’m not a criminal Frida!!!"

It's what I have in my pocket. Admittedly it's from the beach, my youngest kiddo gave it to me about 4 years ago. And it is now my hoodie pocket rock

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By *chupforitMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

A pair of panties or a thong.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Is it the limited edition pickled onion monster munch that turns your tongue blue? I wish they brought those back

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By *emidemiWoman
over a year ago

basingstoke

Cock ring?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A rock

I’m not a criminal Frida!!!

It's what I have in my pocket. Admittedly it's from the beach, my youngest kiddo gave it to me about 4 years ago. And it is now my hoodie pocket rock

So not a weapon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it the limited edition pickled onion monster munch that turns your tongue blue? I wish they brought those back "
you’re getting old babe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pair of panties or a thong. "
i wish!

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

A baby unicorn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock ring?

How the fuck did you know????

Correct!

Damn this ended sooner than I thought

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Used condom from Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, I wasn’t far off. Unless it was a magic cock ring forged in the fires of Mount Doom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 22 piece socket set ?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"A rock

I’m not a criminal Frida!!!

It's what I have in my pocket. Admittedly it's from the beach, my youngest kiddo gave it to me about 4 years ago. And it is now my hoodie pocket rock

So not a weapon

Definitely not

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

A hole, you'll have lost your phone and money or found a stiffy

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

A fiver

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

pair of bollocks,,

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By *agic johnsonMan
over a year ago

morden

A flick knife and some bangers!!

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By *itch and scratchyCouple
over a year ago

Pontefract

A piece of string

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

My phone number..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
51 weeks ago

"Cock ring?

Demi

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Late too this thread so apologies if this has already been said …

The Ring of power …. And riddles are not allowed to be a question

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