FabSwingers.com forum: Make it Flirty and Dirty

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello filthy fab friends.

In the same way that anything can be a dildo if you have enough ethusiasm and lube, I believe that anything can be made into a chat up line if your mind is dirty and punny enough.

And I'm proposing a little wordplay on this basis.

Name a random object or thing, and the person below has to fit it in to a chat up line. Cheesy, dirty, lame, cringy, explicit or crude, anything goes. It's all fun.

And then they propose a new word for the next person to play with.

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As it's December 1st I'll start with a festive example and imagine someone gave me the a "Christmas Tree" to work with.

If you were a Christmas Tree, I'd love to be the angel that tops you

You get the idea.

Next word:

Clock

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My clock tower just sprang forward. Wanna see?

Spring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think a spring in my mattress is broken, wanna help me test it?

Tap

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Tap! Tap! Tap!

Let me tap that ass.

Ruler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the car is rocking, it’s worth having a looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If the car is rocking, it’s worth having a looking

That's not the game here but who doesn't love a dogging joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tap! Tap! Tap!

Let me tap that ass.

Ruler"

If you're lying about that 9 inch cock, can I spank you with the ruler? If you measure up, you can spank me

Oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its time to put a bun in that oven.

Collar

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You have to take the collar off the dog and put it on me because I want to come home with you

Santa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell Santa not to bother with our presents this year, there's no way we're staying off the naughty list after I get you home tonight

Lipstick

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By *orkieBar1000Man
over a year ago

York

The way your push your lipstick up and down is so suggestive… up and down, slowly gathering momentum…

Bauble

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By *apio_dominusMan
over a year ago

Douglas

Nice baubles, can I visit your grotto?

Snow

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you want me to warm up your snow balls ?

Cheese

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Come up and see my new yoga mat!

..Rx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want me to warm up your snow balls ?

Cheese"

If you were a cheese, you'd be E-damn

Cup

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By *ack WilliamsTV/TS
over a year ago

Tonbridge

You must work for UEFA since your cups are so big.

(I know, sorry, best I could do)

Coaster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Call me a coaster, because you're my cup of tea and I'd love you on top of me

Washing machine

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By *ack WilliamsTV/TS
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Washing machine"

You must be a washing machine because when I see you I want to take my clothes off.

Twix

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By *amhorniestMan
over a year ago

Surrey

I'm like a twix....don't think when you've done one, it's all over and finished.

Hoover

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I be your Hoover? I'll show you how hard I can suck

Mirror

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By *ack WilliamsTV/TS
over a year ago

Tonbridge

You remind me of a clean mirror. I can clearly see myself in you.

Radio

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You remind me of a radio and I want to see what sounds come out when I play with your knob

Sheet

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By *orkieBar1000Man
over a year ago

York

Even wearing a sheet you’d look as sexy as fuck.

Tinsel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa won't be kissing any Christmas fairies this year. He's afraid of catching tinselitis.

Melon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Santa won't be kissing any Christmas fairies this year. He's afraid of catching tinselitis.

Melon"

that tickled me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You've got me feeling fruity, do you wanna nibble my melons?

Ocean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've got me feeling fruity, do you wanna nibble my melons?

Ocean "

I'm not sure about your melons but you rump fills me with emocean

Pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn. I don’t think I’ve seen someone so stunning before. I’m sure I have a gift in my pocket for you

Next wood. Car

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're making me feel like a car, my heart is racing, I'm all in a spin and I've really got the horn. Want to take me for a test drive?

Hat

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