FabSwingers.com forum: Escape the DOOM...

By *cottishVikingBear OP Man
over a year ago

N. London

New game, sorta. OK it's basically Bucket of Doom...

Simple game. I'll post a dreadful scenario that you must escape from, and an eclectic list of apparently useless items. You must explain how one of them helps you escape the doom...

YOU'RE ON A VOLCANIC ISLAND IN THE PACIFIC. THAT VOLCANO LOOKS A BIT SMOKY - IT'S ABOUT TO ERUPT...

You have:

A Poundland oven glove

A box of macaroni cheese

A copy of Prince Harry's autobiog

A Thermos flask

A 'Darth Invader' dildo

A Cluedo board game

A ridiculously long Doctor Who-style scarf

A picture of Donald Trump without his wig on

A My Little Pony backpack

A Sony Walkman from the 80s

ARE YOU ESCAPING?

By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I wil tie the incredibly long Dr Who scarf around a giant turtle and get him to drag me out to sea where a passing fisherman will pull me into his boat and feed me oysters

By *jay1975Man
over a year ago

London / Barcelona

Is it wrong that I'm coming up with different ways of killing myself with each of the items as a means of "escape"?

Cooking up the macaroni and performing gluttony from the film seven on myself...