FabSwingers.com forum: Two truths and a lie

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Following the old ice breaker party game let’s have each poster list three facts about themselves with the only proviso being that two are true and one is a porky pie !

Up to the poster when to divulge the lie

It’s up to the “Sherlock holmes” and “Miss marples” of the group to say which fact is a lie.

Looking forward to reading some of the facts, when you guess someone’s lie don’t forget to list your 2 truths and a lie

I’ll go with

A, I bump started dickie birds (cricket umpire) car he was in at a hotel

B, i had a car written off when a stag jumped over a hedge and landed on the windscreen.

C, I’m a published author

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Toss up between b and c in the end I am going for b to be the lie

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

1. I was born and remain a man despite my nick name.

2. I once brushed Jimmy Tarbuck's cheek through the window of his car.

3. I have reached the summit of a mountain more than once.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"1. I was born and remain a man despite my nick name.

2. I once brushed Jimmy Tarbuck's cheek through the window of his car.

3. I have reached the summit of a mountain more than once. "

Oooh to easy, or is it mmmmmmm

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. I was born and remain a man despite my nick name.

2. I once brushed Jimmy Tarbuck's cheek through the window of his car.

3. I have reached the summit of a mountain more than once.

Oooh to easy, or is it mmmmmmm

1."

I'll tell the third person to guess it right .......

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"1. I was born and remain a man despite my nick name.

2. I once brushed Jimmy Tarbuck's cheek through the window of his car.

3. I have reached the summit of a mountain more than once.

Oooh to easy, or is it mmmmmmm

I'll tell the third person to guess it right ......."

I think it’s only us two playing ! Lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. I was born and remain a man despite my nick name.

2. I once brushed Jimmy Tarbuck's cheek through the window of his car.

3. I have reached the summit of a mountain more than once.

Oooh to easy, or is it mmmmmmm

I'll tell the third person to guess it right .......

I think it’s only us two playing ! Lol "

Noooooooooooo , there's loads here , they are just using invisible ink ....... or thinking a lot.......

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"1. I was born and remain a man despite my nick name.

2. I once brushed Jimmy Tarbuck's cheek through the window of his car.

3. I have reached the summit of a mountain more than once.

Oooh to easy, or is it mmmmmmm

I'll tell the third person to guess it right .......

I think it’s only us two playing ! Lol

Noooooooooooo , there's loads here , they are just using invisible ink ....... or thinking a lot......."

Lmao it’s going to die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I was born and remain a man despite my nick name.

2. I once brushed Jimmy Tarbuck's cheek through the window of his car.

3. I have reached the summit of a mountain more than once.

Oooh to easy, or is it mmmmmmm

I'll tell the third person to guess it right .......

I think it’s only us two playing ! Lol

Noooooooooooo , there's loads here , they are just using invisible ink ....... or thinking a lot......."

I think number 3 is a fib

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"1. I was born and remain a man despite my nick name.

2. I once brushed Jimmy Tarbuck's cheek through the window of his car.

3. I have reached the summit of a mountain more than once.

Oooh to easy, or is it mmmmmmm

I'll tell the third person to guess it right .......

I think it’s only us two playing ! Lol

Noooooooooooo , there's loads here , they are just using invisible ink ....... or thinking a lot.......

I think number 3 is a fib

What’s your 3 ms chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I’m ambidextrous

2. I have a diploma in knitting

3. I’m allergic to shellfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I’m ambidextrous

2. I have a diploma in knitting

3. I’m allergic to shellfish "

3.Shellfish is alergic to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A) I'm a twat

B) I'm going to Rio's

C) I have a photo of a relative with a famous band that the public haven't ever seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I’m ambidextrous

2. I have a diploma in knitting

3. I’m allergic to shellfish

3.Shellfish is alergic to you! "

Hush your gums

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

1. I can catch a goat with one hand

2. I can drive a tractor

3. I can ride a cow

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"1. I can catch a goat with one hand

2. I can drive a tractor

3. I can ride a cow"

Mmmmmmmm are we talking a mountain goat or a kid goat

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"1. I can catch a goat with one hand

2. I can drive a tractor

3. I can ride a cow

Mmmmmmmm are we talking a mountain goat or a kid goat

A goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A) I'm a twat

B) I'm going to Rio's

C) I have a photo of a relative with a famous band that the public haven't ever seen."

B, cos you've not decided yet?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"1. I can catch a goat with one hand

2. I can drive a tractor

3. I can ride a cow

Mmmmmmmm are we talking a mountain goat or a kid goat

A goat

Ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"A) I'm a twat

B) I'm going to Rio's

C) I have a photo of a relative with a famous band that the public haven't ever seen.

B, cos you've not decided yet?

Haha nope.

Must be c then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made mine too hard didn’t I

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"1. I can catch a goat with one hand

2. I can drive a tractor

3. I can ride a cow

Mmmmmmmm are we talking a mountain goat or a kid goat

A goat

Ffs lol

1, "

Incorrect dear sir

I didn't have a buzzer emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A) I'm a twat

B) I'm going to Rio's

C) I have a photo of a relative with a famous band that the public haven't ever seen.

B, cos you've not decided yet?

Haha nope.

Must be c then

No Jennie was right ..me and my stupid typos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I once crashed a police car sideways through a telegraph pole.

2. I once nearly rolled an ambulance on the A3

3. I once reversed a fire engine over a post box

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By *assP69Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth

1.I spent a year in Australia racing mountain bikes.

2. I've seen Led Zeppelin live.

3. I once asked Jimmy Savile for the time.

Scott.

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By *assP69Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth

"1. I once crashed a police car sideways through a telegraph pole.

2. I once nearly rolled an ambulance on the A3

3. I once reversed a fire engine over a post box"

Lol 1 is a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I once crashed a police car sideways through a telegraph pole.

2. I once nearly rolled an ambulance on the A3

3. I once reversed a fire engine over a post box

Lol 1 is a lie"

Nope

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"1.I spent a year in Australia racing mountain bikes.

2. I've seen Led Zeppelin live.

3. I once asked Jimmy Savile for the time.

Scott. "

I'd say 2 is a lie

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"1.I spent a year in Australia racing mountain bikes.

2. I've seen Led Zeppelin live.

"
This^^
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3. I once asked Jimmy Savile for the time.

Scott. "

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By *assP69Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth

"1.I spent a year in Australia racing mountain bikes.

2. I've seen Led Zeppelin live.

3. I once asked Jimmy Savile for the time.

Scott.

I'd say 2 is a lie"

No. 2007. O2 Arena. Was on guest list. Was an epic night.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"A) I'm a twat

B) I'm going to Rio's

C) I have a photo of a relative with a famous band that the public haven't ever seen.

B, cos you've not decided yet?

Haha nope.

Must be c then

No Jennie was right ..me and my stupid typos "

lol woohoo Jennie

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By *assP69Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth

"1. I once crashed a police car sideways through a telegraph pole.

2. I once nearly rolled an ambulance on the A3

3. I once reversed a fire engine over a post box

Lol 1 is a lie

Nope "

Colour me impressed haha

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. I’m ambidextrous

2. I have a diploma in knitting

3. I’m allergic to shellfish "

2. Is the lie

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A) I'm a twat

B) I'm going to Rio's

C) I have a photo of a relative with a famous band that the public haven't ever seen."

C is a lie !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. I can catch a goat with one hand

2. I can drive a tractor

3. I can ride a cow"

1 is a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I once crashed a police car sideways through a telegraph pole.

2. I once nearly rolled an ambulance on the A3

3. I once reversed a fire engine over a post box

Lol 1 is a lie

Nope

Colour me impressed haha "

Workshops were less impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I’m ambidextrous

2. I have a diploma in knitting

3. I’m allergic to shellfish

2. Is the lie "

Incorrect

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

1. I have a third nipple.

2. I moisturise my ballbag with coconut butter every morning

3. My mum once walked in on me cumming

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. I’m ambidextrous

2. I have a diploma in knitting

3. I’m allergic to shellfish

2. Is the lie

Incorrect

Has to be 1 then cos you ARE allergic to shellfish

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"1. I’m ambidextrous

2. I have a diploma in knitting

3. I’m allergic to shellfish "

1. is a lie

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. I have a third nipple.

2. I moisturise my ballbag with coconut butter every morning

3. My mum once walked in on me cumming "

2 !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I have a third nipple.

2. I moisturise my ballbag with coconut butter every morning

3. My mum once walked in on me cumming "

2. You use lard!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"1. I can catch a goat with one hand

2. I can drive a tractor

3. I can ride a cow

1 is a lie "

Incorrect

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. I once crashed a police car sideways through a telegraph pole.

2. I once nearly rolled an ambulance on the A3

3. I once reversed a fire engine over a post box

Lol 1 is a lie

Nope "

3 is the lie !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. I can catch a goat with one hand

2. I can drive a tractor

3. I can ride a cow

1 is a lie

Incorrect

3 is the lie

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"1. I can catch a goat with one hand

2. I can drive a tractor

3. I can ride a cow

1 is a lie

Incorrect

3 is the lie "

Incorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1..asked to model Frank Usher Clothes

2. Won the lottery first time it went live

3. I spoke to Danny la Rue

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"1. I have a third nipple.

2. I moisturise my ballbag with coconut butter every morning

3. My mum once walked in on me cumming

2 !"

Nope

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"1..asked to model Frank Usher Clothes

2. Won the lottery first time it went live

3. I spoke to Danny la Rue "

2. Is the lie

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"1. I have a third nipple.

2. I moisturise my ballbag with coconut butter every morning

3. My mum once walked in on me cumming "

3. Is the lie

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"1. I once crashed a police car sideways through a telegraph pole.

2. I once nearly rolled an ambulance on the A3

3. I once reversed a fire engine over a post box"

I'm going with C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I’m ambidextrous

2. I have a diploma in knitting

3. I’m allergic to shellfish

2. Is the lie

Incorrect

Has to be 1 then cos you ARE allergic to shellfish"

Nope

number 3 is the lie, I love shellfish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I once crashed a police car sideways through a telegraph pole.

2. I once nearly rolled an ambulance on the A3

3. I once reversed a fire engine over a post box

Lol 1 is a lie

Nope

3 is the lie !"

Yes!

*round of applause*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I’m ambidextrous

2. I have a diploma in knitting

3. I’m allergic to shellfish

2. Is the lie

Incorrect

Has to be 1 then cos you ARE allergic to shellfish

Nope

number 3 is the lie, I love shellfish!"

Thst explains the smell

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

1, I've built an extension for DIY S.O.S

2, I was a male e scort when I was younger

3 I've played football at Villa Park.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"1, I've built an extension for DIY S.O.S

2, I was a male e scort when I was younger

3 I've played football at Villa Park. "

1. Is the lie

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"1, I've built an extension for DIY S.O.S

2, I was a male e scort when I was younger

3 I've played football at Villa Park.

1. Is the lie"

Wrong.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"1, I've built an extension for DIY S.O.S

2, I was a male e scort when I was younger

3 I've played football at Villa Park.

1. Is the lie

Wrong. "

Ooooh 3. Is a lie

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"1, I've built an extension for DIY S.O.S

2, I was a male e scort when I was younger

3 I've played football at Villa Park.

1. Is the lie

Wrong.

Ooooh 3. Is a lie "

Correct it was Edgar Street by no one will know where that is. Lol

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"1, I've built an extension for DIY S.O.S

2, I was a male e scort when I was younger

3 I've played football at Villa Park.

1. Is the lie

Wrong.

Ooooh 3. Is a lie

Correct it was Edgar Street by no one will know where that is. Lol "

Yey

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

A I had a trial for a League 2 football team.

B I have been in a porn film.

C I have never been on a motorbike.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"A I had a trial for a League 2 football team.

B I have been in a porn film.

C I have never been on a motorbike."

C is a lie

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

a) My birth mother was a stripper in Soho

b) I have been in a few films

c) I am a Virgo

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"A I had a trial for a League 2 football team.

B I have been in a porn film.

C I have never been on a motorbike.

C is a lie"

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A. I once performed in a live feed porn movie

B. I had sex with 7 different girls in a day (vanilla)

C. Me and an ex were cautioned for indecent exposure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A. I once played a frame of snooker against Ray Reardon.

B. My motorbikebike caught fire whilst doing a lap of the Isle of man during a race .

C. I got shot whilst serving for Queen and Country.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A. I pushed South Africa's most successful soccer coach, Clive Barker, in the pool once, because he dropped my favourite toy in the pool.

B. I nearly drowned shooting the biggest rapids on the Umgeni River in a kayak during the floods on Natal in 1987.

C. During my national service I spent a month getting advanced training with the SADF Reconnaisance Commandos in order to provide forward signals for them during special ops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A. I once performed in a live feed porn movie

B. I had sex with 7 different girls in a day (vanilla)

C. Me and an ex were cautioned for indecent exposure"

so anyone want to hazard a guess?

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I used to be a cytogeneticist

My maximum depth I've dived to is 72m

I passed my motorcycle test in 1985

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"A. I once performed in a live feed porn movie

B. I had sex with 7 different girls in a day (vanilla)

C. Me and an ex were cautioned for indecent exposure

so anyone want to hazard a guess?"

B is false

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"A. I once performed in a live feed porn movie

B. I had sex with 7 different girls in a day (vanilla)

C. Me and an ex were cautioned for indecent exposure"

I'll say A is false.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"A. I once played a frame of snooker against Ray Reardon.

B. My motorbikebike caught fire whilst doing a lap of the Isle of man during a race .

C. I got shot whilst serving for Queen and Country."

I'll say A is false, as it's the least likely.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I used to be a cytogeneticist

My maximum depth I've dived to is 72m

I passed my motorcycle test in 1985"

I suspect C (the last one) is false. From your profile you're an avid motorcyclist and I can't imagine you waited until you were 24 to get your licence.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"I used to be a cytogeneticist

My maximum depth I've dived to is 72m

I passed my motorcycle test in 1985

I suspect C (the last one) is false. From your profile you're an avid motorcyclist and I can't imagine you waited until you were 24 to get your licence.

Your correct but wrong, I passed my test in 1997 - I was a a bit naughty in the 80's

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I used to be a cytogeneticist

My maximum depth I've dived to is 72m

I passed my motorcycle test in 1985

I suspect C (the last one) is false. From your profile you're an avid motorcyclist and I can't imagine you waited until you were 24 to get your licence.

Your correct but wrong, I passed my test in 1997 - I was a a bit naughty in the 80's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A. I once performed in a live feed porn movie

B. I had sex with 7 different girls in a day (vanilla)

C. Me and an ex were cautioned for indecent exposure

I'll say A is false."

correct.. well played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A. I once performed in a live feed porn movie

B. I had sex with 7 different girls in a day (vanilla)

C. Me and an ex were cautioned for indecent exposure

so anyone want to hazard a guess?

B is false

B is true.. hard days graft lol A is the lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A. I’ve been to every continent on Earth.

B. I’ve sung on stage with the guitarist from 80s rock band, Poson.

C. My 2nd cousin had sex with Princess Diana.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

1. I have a pet duck (hence the profile name)

2. I worked in a Chinese takeaway (where I learnt to cook CrispyDuck)

3. Once you get my duck in your mouth

you gonna want more lol

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

I have a house in France .

I ride a motorbike

I've got a 10" willy

Guess which ones the lie hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a house in France .

I ride a motorbike

I've got a 10" willy

Guess which ones the lie hahahaha "

From your photos I can see you have a bike, so guessing it’s not the 2nd one. You’re in a house with a pool but hard to say where it is. Judging by the absence of clouds I’d say there probably were some but the locals didn’t like it, donned their gilet jaunes and threw rain water all around the Arc De Triomphe until the government banned clouds, so I’m guessing the first one is true too. Unable to see about the third one, but on the process of visual elimination I’d say the third statement is untrue

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

1 im partly responsible for a no1 song

2 a ghost saved me from being killed as a baby

3 I saw mummy kissing santa claus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although you deny it, 2 must be a lie as you stated "every" and it is not credible that you have never failed to do that, e.g. if you slept in until after midday, you tried a different moisturizer on one occasion and the question that may be difficult to answer...

Why do you think your ballbag needs to be moistureized? If you have done it every morning, you don't know what it is like if you don't do it.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"A I had a trial for a League 2 football team.

B I have been in a porn film.

C I have never been on a motorbike.

C is a lie

Nope."

As my post is way back in the list, A was the lie!

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