FabSwingers.com forum: Replace 1 word from a movie quote

By *asycouple1971 OP Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Replace one word from a famous movie quote with the word penis..

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Youre only supposed to blow the bloody penis off.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Well do i penis

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Show me the penis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came here to suck ass and chew gum....and I'm right outta gum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're gunna need a bigger penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want the cock??? You can't handle the cock!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't handle the penis!” -A Few Good Men

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’ll be penis!

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Anyone can cook… but only the penis can be great - ratatouille

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie and the cockaholic factory

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By *issy_sub_rTV/TS
over a year ago

Near Thatcham

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm gonna shove that penis up your ass and turn you in to a popsicle

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

say hello to my little penis

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By *issy_sub_rTV/TS
over a year ago

Near Thatcham

You talking to penis?!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

You had me at Penis!

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

A penis, shaken, not stired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told you bot to disturb me when I'm hoovering my penis

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Life is about penis its that 6 inch in front of your face

Any given sunday

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

I love the smell of penis in the morning

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

I'm gonna make him a penis he can't refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For as long as I can remember I wanted to be a penis.

Goodfellas

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You can't handle the penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the penis, Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite frankly my Penis, I don't give a damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find your lack of penis disturbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one you're gonna get.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Mr Holmes,they were the footprints of a giant penis

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By *om-4-SubMan
over a year ago

KILMARNOCK

Run penis Runnnnnn

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

I feel the need, the need for penis

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By *uvery30Woman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

101 penises

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m gonna make him a penis he can’t refuse.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Brian O'Conner: So check it out, it's like this: if I lose, winner takes my car clean and clear. But if I win, I take the cash, and I take the penis!

- Dominic Toretto: [laughing] penis?

- Brian O'Conner: To some people, that's more important.”

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Houston, we have a penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You looking at penis?....you looking at penis?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Penis me the money

Hmmm something not quite right about that feels like missed opportunity

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Soylent green is penis.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Shit i love that smell

Reminds me of penis n gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of penis in the morning

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By *issy_sub_rTV/TS
over a year ago

Near Thatcham

Luke, I am your penis.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

I will find you and a I will penis you

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Gooooooood morning peeeeeeeeeeniiiiiiiis

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

It was penis that killed the beast

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Gandalf:

“We all have to decide what to do with the penis that is given to us”

“For even the very wise cannot see all penises”.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Use the penis Luke! Use the penis

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By *yway60Man
over a year ago

Gamlingay

We'll always have penis - Casablanca

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By *ertsalaughMan
over a year ago

RENFREW

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

No it's a penis

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Luke, I am your penis

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"We'll always have penis - Casablanca "

“Here’s looking at you, penis”

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Put the penis back in the box

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Carpe phallus

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

All those moments lost in time……like….tears in the rain. Time to fuck!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Penis? Where we’re going, we don’t need penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fasten your penis. It's going to be a bumpy night

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

The Godfather: “Keep your friends close, but your penis closer.”

Braveheart: ”They may take our lives, but they'll never take our penis!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not a penis, he's a very naughty boy

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By *unandfilthy55Couple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

These are not the penises you’re looking for

Star Wars, A New Hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had edged for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Penis my dear, I don’t give a damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis is like a box of chocolates. You never know what youre gonna get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luke, I am your dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey I shrunk the penis

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

They train young men to drop fire on people but won't let them write the word penis on their aircraft because it's too obscene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got half a packet of condoms it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

You opened the penis,we came.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"You opened the penis,we came."

We'll tear your penis apart

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By *pool6969Man
over a year ago

Bedworth

His not the messiah his a very naughty penis

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

You were only supposed to blow the bloody penis off!

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By *asycouple1971 OP Couple
over a year ago

midlands

These are great...so funny. Thanks.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Nobody puts penis in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For my penis is the Force, and a powerful ally it is."

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple
over a year ago

TELFORD

Lock, stock and two smoking penises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is now time for your appointment with the Wicker Penis.

Go ahead, make my penis.

A boy's best friend is his penis.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Penis my dear Watson

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

My mamma always said penis is like a box of chocolates

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

If you wank it ,they will come

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By *targazer65Man
over a year ago

Rorks drift

Dam you chard and dam all you penis's (Zulu)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We want the finest penis available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!

Withnail & I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a big white penis but that’s not important right now - Airplane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your gonna need a bigger Penis

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his penis with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti”

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

You’re a penis, Harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want the penis

You can't handle the Penis

(Few good men)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

You sit on a throne of penis

Elf

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By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

They drew first penis. Rambo

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Big penis riding's for macho assholes with a death wish."

"Back off Penis, seriously, he's with me."

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

You entered gorgeous George into bareback fight

Feel the rythym , feel the rhyme , get on up

It’s handjob time

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Of all the penises, in all of the towns, in all of the world, she walks into mine.

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

Would everyone stop getting fucked

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

Just when your pulling out , they pull you back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey I shrunk the penis"

Better than "Honey, I penised the kids"

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Go ahead Penis, make my day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go ahead punk make my cock

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

Luke , use the Lube

I’ll be banged

Great Scott’s , how are we gonna get 21 dicks

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

“Houston, we have a penis”

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I feel like there’s a rich vein (fnarr fnarr) to be tapped with arnie films.

I’ll be penis

I need your clothes, boots and penis

Let off some penis, Bennett

If it bleeds, we can penis it

You’ve just been penised

I eat penis for breakfast. And right now, I’m very hungry.

And one that needs no editing - get to the chopper!!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Top thread op... Or is that penis?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

A penis a penis my kingdom for a penis

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

We've come on penis by mistake.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Is this a penis i see before me?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

All right me de mille. Im ready for my penis

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I need more cow spunk....

For those that don't get the reference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPh7OZew5oo

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

“Open the Penis bay doors please HAL”

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Penis be back

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

But not penis

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Louie, this could be the start of a beautiful penis.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Make it mother-fuckers!!!!

Make it no.2?

Make it shit.

Make it squirt!

Make it turd!

Make it..... Cooooo-kieeeeees!

(Think Jean Luc Picard)

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

Handjobs and broomsticks

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Back to the penis!!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

These aren't the penises you're looking for.

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

One flew over the cuckolds nest

I know that’s a title rather than a quote but I liked it anyway

Houston , we have a strapon

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

May the penis be with you.

My mama always said life was like a box of penis

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

"Replace one word from a famous movie quote with the word penis.."

You want the penis, you cant handle the penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I am Aragorn,son of Arathorn, and mlif by life or penis I can save you, I will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re a penis Harry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my penis upon thee.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Great penis, Marty!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. I shall have my penis in this world or the next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At my signal, unleash penis

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

The greatest trick the penis ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my penis, prepare to die.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Well Clarice have the penises stopped screaming ?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great penis, Marty!!!"

Where we’re going, we won’t need penis.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

A boys best friend is his penis... Psycho

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Keep your friends close but your penis closer

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Welcome to penis time bitch!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Take your stinkin penis off me

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Well Clarice have the penises stopped screaming ?."

I ate his penis with fava beans and chinati

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Open the pod bay doors please penis

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Ill get you my pretty, and your little penis too

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By *ea wangMan
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Your only supposed to blow the bloody penis off

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By * kiss like morphineMan
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

It wasn't the planes that killed him, it was beauty that killed the penis.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Ruuuuun, get to the penis!

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By * kiss like morphineMan
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

Get your penis off me you damn dirty apes

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By *ubikslongswordMan
over a year ago

Rubiksville

Feel the penis Luke

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By *ubikslongswordMan
over a year ago

Rubiksville

She turned me into a penis...

I got better

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Wiggle your big penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a penis in my boots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A penis a penis my kingdom for a penis "

A horse, a horse, my penis for a horse

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

To boldly go where no penis has gone before

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge penis?

Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to!

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

The First rule of Fab , is that you don’t talk about Fab

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By *am_LincolnMan
over a year ago

Prestatyn

Some people were born great. Others have penis thrust upon them

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By *ea wangMan
over a year ago

scunthorpe

He's not the messiah,he's a very naughty penis

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

You , me & every penis we know

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

Yo derice- kiss ma lucky penis ,

No man

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

Part of me was afraid

of what I would find

and what I would do when I got Penis .

I knew the risks, or imagined I knew. But the thing I felt the most, much stronger than fear, was the desire to confront penis

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By *alvern108Man
over a year ago

canterbury

I will find you and I will penis you

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"You could park a car in the shadow of his penis.”

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

One penis only Vasily.

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

Im too old for this penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Dick, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.

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By *intiemintieWoman
over a year ago

Scottish Borders

From the Wizard of Oz

You've Always Had the Penis My Dear, You Just Had To Learn It For Yourself.

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By *asycouple1971 OP Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Houston, We have a Penis.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We've never lost a penis in space and we're sure as hell not gonna do it on my watch. Failure is not an option.

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By *ainbowSonicCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

William Wallace : And if this is your army, why does it go? Veteran : We didn't come here to fight for penis! - Braveheart

FREEEEEEDOOOOM

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By *ainbowSonicCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

William Wallace : Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR PENISDOM!

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By *ainbowSonicCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

“You’re a Penis and a phony, and I wish I never laid eyes on you.” – Sandy

"You’re cruisin’ for a penis.”- Kenickie

Grease

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By *onicZMan
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Boys have a penis, girls have a penis

Kindergarten cop

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By *onicZMan
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

It's a machine, Skroeder. It doesn't get pissed off. It doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad, it doesn't laugh at your penis.

Short circuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To penis, or not to penis: That is the question.

Kenneth Branagh film

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By *onicZMan
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I am Buzz Penis

Toy story

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By *onicZMan
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Black Knight: 'Tis but a penis!

King Arthur: A penis? Your arm's off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sue - “He's got a penis.”

Mick - “That's not a penis. That's a penis!”

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By *ccue 23Man
over a year ago

greenock

"say hello to my little penis"

Hats off to this one

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By *intiemintieWoman
over a year ago

Scottish Borders

I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in penis.

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By *asycouple1971 OP Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Wait A Minute, Doc. Are You Telling Me You Built A Penis Machine...

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By *ccue 23Man
over a year ago

greenock

"Brian O'Conner: So check it out, it's like this: if I lose, winner takes my car clean and clear. But if I win, I take the cash, and I take the penis!

- Dominic Toretto: [laughing] penis?

- Brian O'Conner: To some people, that's more important.”"

Good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nightmare on elm street:- 1 2 penis is coming for you

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By *ymciMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"You had me at Penis"

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Wait A Minute, Doc. Are You Telling Me You Built A Penis Machine..."

Or even...

Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a penis?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Take your stinkin' penis off me, you damn dirty ape! (Planet of the Apes)

I love the smell of penis in the morning. (Apocalypse Now)

Alright, Mr De Mille. I'm ready for my penis. (Sunset Boulevard)

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Penis

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