FabSwingers.com forum: Ruin a 1st Date with just 4 words…

By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Welcome to Jurassic park

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By *es_salopesCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Do you do crypto?

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Back from the clinic…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I sharted.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Climate change isn’t real

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Will you marry me?

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By *rKnowMan
over a year ago

Bristol & Exeter

Here’s my Sky remote…

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

Do farts have lumps?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

I am a Tory.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

What's this trans bollocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we’re related.

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By *rKnowMan
over a year ago

Bristol & Exeter

Let’s do jaeger bombs

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Last date still missing...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Did you get vaccinated?

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"I think we’re related. "

Cheque please lol

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Jeffery Dahmer was innocent

Lol

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By *westUKguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

Can my dog watch

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Lend us a tenner.

The mr

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By *mo512Man
over a year ago

LONDON

Wanna see my rash?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Your internet

Wow, I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want your sister

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Your internet

Does this look smeggy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum was better

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Lend us a tenner.

The mr "

Haha good 1

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

Loads of good ones

Made me laugh and stole all my answers

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I brought my mother

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Can my husband watch?

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By *eavy-Metal-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

'I'm related to Stalin' haha.

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By *ove2lickMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Sorry I've just cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me or you paying ?

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By *roonGuy46Man
over a year ago

Troon

Nice Try Now Goodbye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've shagged your dad

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Just junk the condom!

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By *itand50Man
over a year ago

London

It's cleared up now!

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Really you wear glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re fatter in person

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By *oystick-MCRMan
over a year ago

Manchester | London

I shagged your mum

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By *pforfun49Man
over a year ago

essex

Do you do anal

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Do you do crossfit?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Mind if I smoke?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I will kill again

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Don't mind the corpses

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

It's not my blood

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Meet Mum and Dad

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Your internet

Her? She’s my carer

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

No sex before marriage!

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By *lippersXXXMan
over a year ago

North Central london

I think I'm pregnant

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Lets say a prayer

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Day release is brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have genital aplasia

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Yes, Im Borris Johnson

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By *emofaJamesMan
over a year ago

London

Your opinion on Brexit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheep are soooooo arousing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's do bum stuff

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

"No sex before marriage!"

Some will see that as a challenge. Or more exciting. I don't think it will ruin as many dates as you might think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My jiz tastes funny

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

London

Four letters...Anal

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By *mo512Man
over a year ago

LONDON

Do you like jazz?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind my cystitis love.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I only eat meat.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Shit on me daddy.

I actualy shuddeed writing that.

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

im looking for love

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By *oystick-MCRMan
over a year ago

Manchester | London

I want a refund

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Are you int clique

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Shit on me daddy.

I actualy shuddeed writing that."

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By *aveonMan
over a year ago

Dartford

Nothing like your picture

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

My mates an actor.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

No I'm Batman

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

So about my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it's not contagious

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Meet my kid [insert name]

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

My hobby is necrophilia.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Can your mum join.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see dead people

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Your internet

I’m Jesus, you know

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

seaside

Putin , what a legend !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaffer tape

Wheelie bin

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

London

My god you're ugly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like bareback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I move in?

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

London

I've got no money

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Do you like jazz?"

Similar..

Do you like jizz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you

Marry me

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

seaside

Duck , there’s my wife

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By *rnypairCouple
over a year ago

south Yorkshire

The earth is flat

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

seaside

Your camera hid 10lbs

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

London

I've been sectioned before

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"Duck , there’s my wife "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booked our wedding venue

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

London

Are you a alcoholic

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

This is my Mother

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

London

You man or woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell your fat

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

London

Wish I stayed indoors

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Can my husband watch?"
that's a perfect first date

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

London

These are ruthless from 1st message to present, but bet it still wouldn't put one or two bolting for the door haha.

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

London

You are so hairy

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

London

Bye bye taxi please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you afford maintenance?

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

London

I got 8 kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got 8 kids "

I want 8 kids

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

London

Jesus christ taxi please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's go Morris dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's go Morris dancing"

I love Morris dancing

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

London

You love the bells

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By *avelovescouplesMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Have you washed yet

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Just out on day release

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

London

I can smell fish

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By *elboy1957Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

"The earth is flat "
let's lay down and see if it spins

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish

Many film quotes starting with.....

"I am your father"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's go Morris dancing

I love Morris dancing "

Why do Morris dancers wear bells? So they can annoy blind people as well

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By *randmrs17Couple
over a year ago

Wigan

"Let’s do jaeger bombs"

Damn this explains where I went wrong! Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever seen a micropenis?

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By *adCherriesCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire/Northwest

Isnt Jeremy corbyn great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe order the salad

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm on the register

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've stalked you online

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Just dig this hole…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen better,done worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at my tag

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By *adameGreyTV/TS
over a year ago

Renfrew

How bad are we allowed to be on here? I've got a seriously sick one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How bad are we allowed to be on here? I've got a seriously sick one

Go for it

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By *adameGreyTV/TS
over a year ago

Renfrew

"I'm actually Jon Venebles"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm actually Jon Venebles"

That wouldn't put me off..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's prolapse and chill

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I brought my Nan.

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By *ddictedToLoveMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

[Removed by poster at 20/04/23 17:52:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m pregnant, it’s yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in the van

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By *ddictedToLoveMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"[Removed by poster at 20/04/23 17:52:39]"

Do you like scat?

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By *alldarksurreyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Is it in yet?

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Came with my Ex

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

London

I killed my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swollen oozing piles. Thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened your face

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

London

I suck piles out

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I live with mummy

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Your pics look different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh great..another munter

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

You on a diet .

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Nothings gonna happen (that was a great meet

)

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"You on a diet ."

Haha this actually happened to me. Needless to say I swiftly left and not ashamed to say, cried a little to Uber driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That wasn’t a fart

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Checked you on tineye

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"That wasn’t a fart"

Is that your breath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like intercourse

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Sorry about the sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put this bag on

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By *ddictedToLoveMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"You on a diet .

Haha this actually happened to me. Needless to say I swiftly left and not ashamed to say, cried a little to Uber driver

That’s so mean

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

london essex

Who knows you’re here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here, sniff this cloth

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"You on a diet .

Haha this actually happened to me. Needless to say I swiftly left and not ashamed to say, cried a little to Uber driver

That’s so mean

It was terrible experience. Put me off Fab for a while, to be honest. Since then I would never have a dinner date as a social.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Is the football on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is very fuckable

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

They look like warts....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool, wanna compare warts

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By *irenSaintSinnerCouple
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

"I think I sharted."

If that's a full MOT check up & taking PrEP then not a bad thing

Rather someone was going to a clinic for regular check ups!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Oh, a hairy lip

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Does this look infected??

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Can you smell kippers??

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By *wingamajigsCouple
over a year ago

Folkestone

Home early, on curfew

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

It's not herpes

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Okay to bum you?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Looks like a wound!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Are you wearing pants

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

My mares are oitside…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your sister's number?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Shall we go trainspotting

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

Fish goes with cheese? Xxx

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By *aulhornyladMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

Your sister wasn't available?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Outside - by the bins?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Do you do hounting?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Haunting ffs

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

My partner doesn't know

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Is it in yet?

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