FabSwingers.com forum: Berni & Bertie's first date

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Suddenly the lights went out in the crowded, noisy room so Berni reached out an arm and said....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

has anybody got 50p for the meter?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahahah

That's SUCH a witty clever next sentence. Really made me laugh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... her hand resting on what she thought was Bertie's knee, the lights came back on

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *itch and scratchyCouple
over a year ago

Pontefract

And she realised it wasn't just popcorn in the

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

bucket on Bertie's lap,because just at that moment the lights..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

came back on and she saw ...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

to her surprise that she was now alone, except for..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

the usherette with a tray of Fab lollies. She started to ...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

suck enthusiastically on the ice lolly,thinking how Phallic shaped it looked reminding her of....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r Nice Guy 1Man
over a year ago

manchester

Joe, her first love who now works as a one armed pot washer. He used to.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

be a talented pianist but now he can only tinkle with one hand. The usherette started to ...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olf and RedCouple
over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

Direct someone to come in and Bertie was back

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and was happily introducing her to his new friend Joe, who he'd just met in the men's toilet because Joe has asked for help trying to...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *itch and scratchyCouple
over a year ago

Pontefract

Get his new

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r Nice Guy 1Man
over a year ago

manchester

Prosthetic arm to unbuttoned his flies, however...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Bertie thought it might be with a woman’s touch

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Berni got the hint but as it was thier first date, she hadn't got round to explaining the embarrassing reason why she wouldn't be able to

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go the distance

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

to assist Bernie on thier 1st date to assist Joe, her 1st love (once talented pianist,now one armed pot washer) to tinker with his flies as suggested.... because she had a secret

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

agent waiting, ready to brief her on her next mission

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *itch and scratchyCouple
over a year ago

Pontefract

Which would mean that they had to

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Use thier imagination

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

And just go with the flow

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

While desperately trying act like they weren't shocked by what was going on around them now that the lights were back on

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r Nice Guy 1Man
over a year ago

manchester

Bertie asked Bernie to bend down to tie his shoe lace ( his one and only pair of slip-on's were in the cobblers), in doing this Bernie's nose was at Bertie's crotch, upon realising this...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

was a position she'd never previously been in before and how exposed

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Omg what’s that horrendous smell she said

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"was a position she'd never previously been in before and how exposed "

she had allowed herself to be, when she suddenly remembered her training in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread