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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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Uber driver to...

Pick up Marilyn Manson so he could...

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

Help Doris w e e d the garden, so Doris, Ethel and Dave could...

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over a year ago

Wait in for the Sky Engineer to.....

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

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Get rid of the clouds in the sky and bring the sun out so they could...

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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get the Stig out who said...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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Which cars would you ladies prefer today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Z" said Doris.

Much more relevant than

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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Dixon of Dock Green. So Dave put the kettle on and said...

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over a year ago

Evening all, I appeared to have stirred my tea with my truncheon, does anyone have. ..

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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an ice cube, at which point...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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Dave brought the z car out which seemed to have been forgotten about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And drove round the M25

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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which at this point was circumnavigating Bradford, so Doris decided to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flash her ass at the car behind which was.....

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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a Taxi driven by the Stig who...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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Rammed them up the back end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a huge......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loss of his no claims bonus & causing whiplash to..

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By *eashellCouple
over a year ago

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Several naked elderly gentlemen and a rather confused sheep who ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breathed a large sigh of relief and.....

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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went off to buy some mint sauce, where she met...

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By *eashellCouple
over a year ago

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the ghost of Che Guevara with a massive hard on which he wanted to ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick into Putin and....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Force him to fully withdraw from.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doris' dear old Aunty Mavis while.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She got on with knitting a...

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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pair of multi coloured pair of legwarmers for the Stig who...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danced an Argentine Tango with....

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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His steel cap boots on

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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and started singing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Australian National Anthem

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

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Whilst building a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a carrot to stick......

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

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In the casserole that Dave was making for...

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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The Stig, who was teaching Ethel to...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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How to use her new commode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which turned out to be a colander, so Dave had to...

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

Get naked and have a...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wander round Sainsbury's where he was apprehended by ....

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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PC Plod, who got his truncheon out and said...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen Jeff Lynne's band 3 times this week....ELO ELO ELO...

Where could I find an evil ...

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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woman? So The Stig whispered into Dave's ear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ear Dave...what's Ethel doing with PC Plod's truncheon....she's got it...

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over a year ago

Covered in guacamole and....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

STOP!!!!! shouted PC Plod as he whipped out the cuffs and took Ethel up the...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shard. He'd arranged to meet.....

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

Mr Blobby...

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over a year ago

To exchange a suitcase of....

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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Paul Daniel's Magic Trick books for a..

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

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A pair of Doris's sweaty smelling...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken and Bacon Pie.....

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

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Homemade, just like...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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The huge chilli scotch egg she had made too

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

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Play a games of tennis with...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snooker legend Steve Davis who said.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

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"Snooker legend Steve Davis who said....."

I think it's a great idea to talk during sex as long as it's about snooker .....

He then .......

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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But do you like my chill scotch eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snooker legend Steve Davis who said.....

I think it's a great idea to talk during sex as long as it's about snooker .....

He then ......."

Potted the pink and brown then

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

Ate a chilli scotch egg whilst having a rest, before he rang Doris and Ethel asking them if they would like to...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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Have a run out to whitby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get more Scotch Eggs

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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so they could have a farting contest and...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fly off the end of the pier to......

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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Another part of the world with scotch eggs stuffed up their arse

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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but their farts weren't strong enough, and all they did was...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Struggle in pain until eventually out they blew at top speed

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

A Boeing 747 which had...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pilot or crew just...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Happened to be found stuck in a tree

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

Stig didn't think much of the monument sticking out of the tree which had cost the local council thousands of pounds, so he...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went home to watch....

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

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Paint dry. Then he decided he should...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Put news on to see what was happening

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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down at the local W.I., where he....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw June and Mavis doing....

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

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The conga...

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over a year ago

With Les Dennis and.....

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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while Ethel was ordering the drinks, Al Murray suggested one of his "special" cocktails which consisted of...

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over a year ago

Coke, Martini, crushed ice and.....

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

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Frogs legs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Topped with pineapple and....

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

A 12" pizza...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

So while sat munching round the table it started thundering and lightening outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Fish said it wouldn't but.....

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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He lied

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

So in anger, Ethel and Doris threw their...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arms in the air.....

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

And went outside to get wet

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By *hared DesiresMan
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

t shirts to show off their…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New Philip Schofield tattoos....

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By *hared DesiresMan
over a year ago

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….and Holly Wiloughby sized…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotch Eggs

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

We need more action in this garden said Doris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So she called Monty over and all got down to....

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By *hared DesiresMan
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Clearing the overgrown bushes and repotting the…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink and Brown (Doris and Ethel) finishing on the....

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By *hared DesiresMan
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Red hyacinths, the garden was now awash with…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doggers.....

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

But they were all sneezing due to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freezing fog coming in from the

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

The cellar of the pub, so everyone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gathered up the pork scratchings and

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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phoned the Stig, who couldn't fire up the Quattro, so he rocked up in a...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Challenger tank painted.....

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

Pink, which he had named...

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By *hared DesiresMan
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Todger due to its large pink….

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Towed elephant

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By *hared DesiresMan
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

, an elephant with big…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pair of Doc Martens

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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2 pairs actually

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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Which gave Doris & Ethel an idea, and they decided to go.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leeds v Millwall next weekend for

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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a Charity Match for Eric Cantona, but the Stig never volunteered to be the referee, so they invited.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris Johnson who was looking for a new job...

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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as Ethel's...

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over a year ago

Party organiser along with

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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Jeremy Clarkson, who was dressed as...

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

An Easter Rabbit, but without the...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuteness, he did however have a large…

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

Handbag that was also used as a...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crossing point on the River Thames near

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

San Antonio bay

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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So Doris & Ethel put on their gladrags and best dancing shoes and....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got into the Uber from 8 weeks ago and wondered if they could make a film about going Back to The Future.

They decided it was a shit idea so walked into the saloon bar at the Rose & Crown and said......

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

Ouch, that hurt. So they asked Al to call a...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Nurse to remind them they where in San Antonio bay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nurse Gladys Emmanuel arrived and prescribed......

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

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Sun, sea and plenty of...

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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KY Jelly so that they could...

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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recover from their 3 week holiday in Andalucía where they met...

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By *r Nice Guy 1Man
over a year ago

manchester

Juan, who on seeing them naked by the pool asked....

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

..if they had had a massage recently, to which Ethel replied...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" no not yet,perhaps you could give me an oily massage?"...

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

"" no not yet,perhaps you could give me an oily massage?"..."

And put my cock ring on my...

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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handbag, which she used to assault....

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By *itch and scratchyCouple
over a year ago

Pontefract

The door staff, they wouldn't let her in to....

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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chat up Al, who was busy explaining....

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By *itch and scratchyCouple
over a year ago

Pontefract

Why the dog was covered in..

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Creamy sticky maple syrup

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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meanwhile Colin the

was trying to lick off any incriminating sources of sticky maple syrup from his paws....

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

This tastes soooo yummy he said

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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Meanwhile The Stig arrived and said to Doris....

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Shall I just sit here and wait

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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So Doris went to the Jukebox and put on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Top Gear soundtrack to The Stig's attention

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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who just tapped his fingers on the table waiting for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

his camera crew to arrive, he had an idea

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

What car shall I tackle next

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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So Ethel offered to lend him her mobility scooter which....

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

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But Jeremy Clarkson had other ideas and decided to steal the mobility scooter to fulfill his dream of riding a mobility scooter around San Antonio bay…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

along with Ethel in the sidecar, leaving Doris to...

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By *itch and scratchyCouple
over a year ago

Pontefract

Carry on knitting a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truncheon cover for Dixon of Dock Green, in the hope that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Clarkson or Stig will see it on Facebook be so impressed that they abandon Ethel & race back across land & sea to

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Sunny yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coincidentally in the very same Uber driver from 25 weeks ago, who picked up Marilyn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manson! who had tried to disguise himself with a Yorkshire accent which...

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