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"With my slow internet connection I'm struggling to keep up with this fast paced game" Sallyyyyy ! you're next. | |||
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"14 hours later, and I'm poster number 5 ![]() You have that war time spirit Ace...... you never give up ! | |||
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"Number 6, 21 hours later. I’m blaming it on the storm damage. " Always in the cavalry ......tsk ! | |||
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"Any updates ?" And in other news, it's raining in Derby ![]() | |||
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" And in other news, it's raining in Derby ![]() Has it stopped yet ? | |||
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" And in other news, it's raining in Derby ![]() Well I didn't have to take ma brolly when I went to the shop about 2 hours ago ![]() | |||
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"He's a happy shopper. ^" I went to the shop today and found 50p on the pavement, Happy days ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What did you treat yourself to with the 50p ?" A bag of Prawn Cocktail crisps ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Which brand ?" I can't quite recall, it was either Jo or Russell ![]() | |||
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"Almost there! I've already ejaculated." Granny will be disappointed ![]() | |||
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"Almost there! I've already ejaculated. Granny will be disappointed ![]() Not at all , why should I be disappointed when I can be fucking despondent. Crisps are 95p ....... were yours whoopsie ones ? | |||
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"Well Granny, do you think a year would have been a more realistic target? ![]() It's only been 5 weeks Ace! Have faith..... ![]() | |||
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"Granny Crumpet - have you ever had 175 men in one hour ? " And still had time for a cigarette! | |||
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"Granny Crumpet - have you ever had 175 men in one hour ? And still had time for a cigarette!" ![]() | |||
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"Jim - please may I have a quick suck on your pipe ?" She's gone blue being left in the cold Jim ..... | |||
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"Still doable right?" Sure is ! We just discount the first seven weeks and give looks like this ![]() | |||
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"Still doable right?" Oh Sorry ....... did you mean you ? | |||
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"Are we nearly there yet ?" almost | |||
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"It failed because you didn't say. "Ready steady go". " ffs ! Is that why ? Ready Steady Go ! I see no failure ![]() | |||
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"Failure is not an option ![]() Correct! Flogging Dead Horses seems to be okay tho ......... | |||
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"Jim - please may I have a quick suck on your pipe ?" Yes, you can. | |||
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"Jim - please may I have a quick suck on your pipe ? Yes, you can." I asked you three weeks ago. The moment has passed. | |||
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"Day 3874 in the 175 within an hour thread ![]() 92976 hours as of 3 days ago ![]() | |||
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"Oh boy! ![]() All of my love, all of my kissin' You don't know what you've been a-missin' Oh boy, when you're with me, oh boy The world can see that you were meant for me ![]() | |||
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"Ooh, this is picking up speed ![]() ![]() Careful slow down life's not sprint but a marathon ![]() ![]() | |||
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"She's been to Specsavers since then ^" Ever since then this ugly old woman follows me around | |||
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"Come on let's drag this thread kicking and screaming over the line ![]() Dragging with you, the hour starts from …………………………………………………………………. Now! | |||
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"It was a mistype. One every 175 hours. " Ohh that makes sense ![]() | |||
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"It was a mistype. One every 175 hours. Ohh that makes sense ![]() Weve well done over 175 hours.... 11 week = 77 days 77x20 = 1540 77x4 = 308 Thats 1,848 hours... snails race .... but such determination ![]() | |||
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"It was a mistype. One every 175 hours. Ohh that makes sense ![]() ![]() Maths is overrated. 3 posts closer! | |||
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"Rates are over mathed" I think your trying to entice people into replying and quoting. Nice try, won't work on me. | |||
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"Rates are over mathed I think your trying to entice people into replying and quoting. Nice try, won't work on me. " You're easily enticed | |||
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"Shouldn't Granny teach us to suck eggs ?" Only if it's still in the shell though ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Shouldn't Granny teach us to suck eggs ? Only if it's still in the shell though ![]() ![]() You've done ONE post in 5 hours Ace... Just how committed are you to this ? | |||
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"Shouldn't Granny teach us to suck eggs ? Only if it's still in the shell though ![]() ![]() Before I commit, you're gonna have to define "this" | |||
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"Shouldn't Granny teach us to suck eggs ? Only if it's still in the shell though ![]() ![]() What if I don't define on command ? Answer in posts of one letter | |||
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"Can you get a forum ban for trolling your own thread ?" I guess so if someone was trolling | |||
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"this" That's more than one letter. | |||
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"Thanks for your prompt response" It's what a lurker does best | |||
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"this That's more than one letter. " I got fed up Ace....... I hate typing | |||
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"this That's more than one letter. I got fed up Ace....... I hate typing" Obviously, by you reputedly typing on this thread ![]() | |||
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"Sallys playing with herself in New Zealand *" You seem to take an unhealthy interest in me playing with myself | |||
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"Sallys playing with herself in New Zealand * You seem to take an unhealthy interest in me playing with myself" At this point. you're gonna have to explain "unhealthy" in letters of more than one word. ![]() | |||
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"5 in 24 hours ![]() Pretty speedy when we get down to it huh ? | |||
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"5 in 24 hours ![]() Too right I reckon by the end of march well smash it ....march 2023 that is ![]() | |||
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"5 in 24 hours ![]() ![]() Wow! You have a crystal bal or a Delorean? ![]() | |||
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"I used to be a hydrophobe but i've learned to live with hydros now ." Is it now water off a dyke's back ? | |||
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"How do you keep all the above posters in suspense. I'll tell you all on post 177." Which by my calculations will arrive just in time for New Year | |||
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"Are we there yet??" Not quite...... but nearly nowhere near. Thanks for your contribution. x | |||
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"Granny - have you considered offering an incentive to anyone who posts on this thread ? " Like a free ![]() | |||
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"Granny - have you considered offering an incentive to anyone who posts on this thread ? Like a free ![]() Not beaver again. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. | |||
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"Granny - have you considered offering an incentive to anyone who posts on this thread ? Like a free ![]() Or ![]() | |||
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"Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day..." Can't believe we are nearly nearly somewhere with this ....... well done team ! | |||
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"Everything is awesome. Everything is cool when you're part of a team." Sometimes when I'm hoovering away I can hear this thread moving up up up and staying here! | |||
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"Still here you lot ?" No. Of course we are not still here. I am now further along there. ........ not HERE..... | |||
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"When this thread gets full will you need to empty the bag ?" Not in this throw away society. I was going to say i'll start another but hell would freeze over first | |||
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"It's oh so quiet.." I am reporting you for a breach of the peace | |||
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"It's oh so quiet.." Björk has been to the Western Front ![]() | |||
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"This has been a very long hour" Quite possibly an hour on the planet Venus I think a Venus day is 243 earth days ...so there hour is pretty long ![]() | |||
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"Did we make it yet?? " Sadly not | |||
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"Will the clocks going forward hinder thread completion ?" Probably though o think we.might have this one wrapped up by June maybe July ![]() | |||
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"Or sooner. Just one big push - as the actress said to the bishop ![]() Ooh er misses ![]() | |||
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