FabSwingers.com forum: Doris and Ethel part 3

By *unlovers OP Couple
over a year ago

rotherham

So today the ladies are just getting their coats on to brave the snow

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Then eat some octopus and

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

wondered why they had gone back in time to Part 3

Where's Len Goodman when you need him they thought

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By *unlovers OP Couple
over a year ago

rotherham

Wonder not my little precious said Ethel

All will be well

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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And the dark clouds gathered then

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Doris thought, that's a good name for a band and started playing air guitar, much to.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Bahumas dismay so she took off her

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

kilt, and started to sing....

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

"kilt, and started to sing...."

The hokey cok*y song and asked everyone to form a...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

queue next to the cauldron where steaming hot bowls of lobby were being served with ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tiger bread and beetlejuice

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

"Tiger bread and beetlejuice "

But the tiger bread wasn't cooked properly and it started to...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Turn into lion bread

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

"Turn into lion bread"

Over the noise of the singing and dancing, everyone heard a roar from the kitchen and then Gordan the chef shouted out...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

to Manuel the waiter, can you please get some f%"*&+g Watermelons. Then he...

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

"to Manuel the waiter, can you please get some f%"*&+g Watermelons. Then he..."

Grabbed the lion bread by the crust, but the lion bread retaliated and shouted for help from...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Bertha the blue elephant who

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By *unlovers OP Couple
over a year ago

rotherham

Was about to burst with eating way to much crusty bits

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

So Bertha began

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By *unlovers OP Couple
over a year ago

rotherham

Spewing up and making a right mess

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

All over Ethels

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

"All over Ethels "

Big, juicy, wobbly...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Ears

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By *unlovers OP Couple
over a year ago

rotherham

All the better to hear you with she said

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

But with all that

on her head, Ethels skin started to...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Turn greenish like

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By *unlovers OP Couple
over a year ago

rotherham

Shrek….maybe she was related

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

"Shrek….maybe she was related"

Ethel wasn't known for her green skin and likeness to Shrek, so she asked Bahuma to log on to the laptop and look up her family...

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By *unlovers OP Couple
over a year ago

rotherham

Tree to see who else she might look like

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By *unlovers OP Couple
over a year ago

rotherham

But she was the only one

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

But Doris had a long lost twin sister called Dierdre who had emigrated to....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Vienna with

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

Mr Blobby...

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By *unlovers OP Couple
over a year ago

rotherham

And now she wasn’t lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turns out that grottbags was a distant relative

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By *unlovers OP Couple
over a year ago

rotherham

So the kettle went on and sandwiches where made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst everyone was drinking tea and chatting Ethal secretly..

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By *mma_EvansTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

"Whilst everyone was drinking tea and chatting Ethal secretly.."

Had her hand under the table and was secretly...

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