FabSwingers.com forum: Doris & Ethel's Adventures #16

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The never ending adventures of Doris, Ethel and Dave.

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This thread finds our heroes on a pensioners cruise in the Caribbean where they want to visit

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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The mountain of youth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Where they could bathe in the eternal Spring and be young once more. But to get there they first had to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Drink the potion which was guarded by the 7 headed snake called beejoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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So our heroes bravely approached the snake, trembling as they did so...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Beejoo became angry and

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Bit Ethel on the

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Ethel on the ankle the ankles swelled just like a balloon so Ethel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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So Ethel leapt onto Beejoo and started to wrestle him to the floor while Doris stood on his

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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On his 6th head the one with the long tongue

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A very long tongue

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So Dave grabbed the tongue and wrapped it round a nearby

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Aircraft which happened to be hovering in the sky like a blue whale

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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The plane took off and the 7 headed monster went with it ! But now a new challenge faced our heroes....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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When Bertha turned up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Wearing a cowboy hat and toga. You shall not pass she roared !!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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And screamed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get back to Sunderland you old prunes ! The secret to eternal youth will never be your!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahahahahaha

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Gagagaga said

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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Ffs what we got ourselves into now

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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So Doris and Ethel decided 2 star in Hamlet so they needed

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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New outfits

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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And a new home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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But then they remembered the Spring of Eternal Youth...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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And sang we are the cheeky girls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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But to finally reach the Spring they had to pass the Octopus of Doom !!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Named leoblooms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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He had a fat head and eight long arms which he like to wrap around

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Yasmeen

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By *unloversCouple
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Only this time she got away as he was to slippy

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Yeah Said Ethel let's all

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Have a banana then suddenly out of the deep blue sea appear the Gorgon with big green eyes and yellow sharp teeth ready to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Bite Doris on the bum unless Ethel could

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Could do a big fat fart

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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The fart had wings and flew to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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The top of Dream Mountain, a magical world where anyone could

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Could be whatever they wanted to be they live the dreams

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By *unloversCouple
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Meanwhile the octopus of doom was cooking up a plan down under

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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With Magenta Devine the evil witch with a big nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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But she had fainted after Ethel's huge fart so Doris stepped forward to tackle the Octopus of Doom...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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A fought the big fight and the winner was

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Was.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Ginderbinder

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Then Ethel and Doris

Were very tired so they had a nap and prepared for a finger buffet

Hurry said Ethel

Hyacinth is on her way...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Miss

Bouquet

Arrived wearing a Gucci hat and

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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T-shirt with the slogan 'Hands up if you're horny'. Well said Doris..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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How very dare you be horny you smelly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Trout faced pile of donkey droppings, you're just a

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Snob who eats

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Stale toenails and mouldy cheese on toast with

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Snake eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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That follow you round the room...

Look ! said Dave, here comes

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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The hoover

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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The side door opened to reveal

Bet lynch...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Wearing a leopardskin thong and a bowler hat. She was looking for

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Rita from the shop

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But Rita was at a Swingers club in Stockport with Danny Dyer and Moira Stewart. They wanted to try out the

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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New slide in a swimming pool

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But Dick Dastardly had filled the pool with mutant crabs and when Rita hit the water she

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Began to sing like a squirrel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Stuck in a car wash. Doris came to the rescue by

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Showing her bloomers

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To the crabs which confused them and they all ran up Ethel's

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Nose then bit her

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Leg

Meanwhile the sun was setting

A new bunch of people arrived including

Marge

Jarge and

Varge

They all loved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Trifle and wrestling which they lived to combine by

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Eatung raw octopus

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"Eatung raw octopus "

Eating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Out of one of Dave's old shoes which he had

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Kept hidden in the

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Kitchen

It was the day of the fashion show

The fashion show was very

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Loud and scary. It was a Halloween special!

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By (user no longer on site)
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I've always wondered with this thread have you two just been eating too many crayons or something to come up with this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've always wondered with this thread have you two just been eating too many crayons or something to come up with this?

Careful or you'll end up in one of the adventures

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Then dreamy eyes dressed up as a penguin to sing...

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God Save the Queen while doing the cha cha cha with Bradley Walsh and the ghost of

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Bette Davis

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But Bette was jealous of Dreamy flirting with Dave and poured a jug of cold jelly on her head!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Take that

Bette said

Then kicked her in the

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Bum bag. Which was full of loose change and

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Smelly socks

Bette said to dreamy

Have you seen

Joan Crawford recently

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By *unloversCouple
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Last time I saw her she was shopping in tesco

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Looking for wire coat hangers

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To use as a TV aerial so she could receive porn stations from

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Erect Jim

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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So they all danced around the old campfire where the mushrooms used to grow and the muscles used to show

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And Mr Leo Blooms was wearing his best floral dress....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"And Mr Leo Blooms was wearing his best floral dress...."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"And Mr Leo Blooms was wearing his best floral dress...."

Which Dreamy gave him for a Christmas present. He had given her a

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"And Mr Leo Blooms was wearing his best floral dress....

Which Dreamy gave him for a Christmas present. He had given her a"

Black eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"And Mr Leo Blooms was wearing his best floral dress....

Which Dreamy gave him for a Christmas present. He had given her a

Black eye"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"And Mr Leo Blooms was wearing his best floral dress....

Which Dreamy gave him for a Christmas present. He had given her a

Black eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"And Mr Leo Blooms was wearing his best floral dress....

Which Dreamy gave him for a Christmas present. He had given her a

Black eye"

But only in a gold gift case as she collected coloured eyes from around the world. Meanwhile....

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By *ce WingerMan
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Dave was sat at the bar reminiscing about the time he....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Wore a leopard skin bra

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And was given the very important job of

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Showing them the

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By *ce WingerMan
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and pretended to be Kat from Eastenders while...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"and pretended to be Kat from Eastenders while... "

Bet Lynch to walk the Walk while she talk the talk

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But no one could understand her as her mouth was full of

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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The people that the land had forgotten they will really really small

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By *unloversCouple
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None of this making sense

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"None of this making sense"

So try making it sense

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By *unloversCouple
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I would if people carried on the sentences properly

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"I would if people carried on the sentences properly"

Said Tom from the spice girls. It you wanna be my lover he sang...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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And danced the night away before

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The dawn broke and the sun rose over the beach in Rio de Janeiro. It was Carnival time !

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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And miss whiplash...

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Arrived dressed in a thong and bananas. She said

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Hiya love how are your

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Plums. I saw them hanging down a couple of months ago and wondered if you'd picked them.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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From aunty idas

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By *ce WingerMan
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Who was on the phone to...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Uncle bal raj Singh

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Then it's started to rain heavily

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And Doris’s best hat was blown away to reveal

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Adventure because this is about adventures

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Which take place in a parallel universe called

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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I love Lavinia

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By *ce WingerMan
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In the meantime, Doris & Ethel had called a taxi and gone to...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Tesco to get some bread and

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Sausages as it was Dave's Birthday and they always made him

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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A casserole in the

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Microwave oven they found in a rusty skip outside

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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So they started to dance like wild banshees

Chanting ooloo booloo

Ooloo booloo

Whist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Playing strip poker under the table. Soon Ethel was only wearing her

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Woolly hat and a scarf

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And a purple Basque which she had borrowed from

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By *unloversCouple
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The local gorilla who loved shagging dogs

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His name was Trevor and he lived next door to the

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Beekeeper who was

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In a furious mood after someone stapled his balls to the

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Tree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Of knowledge which grew out of

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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That guys ear

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By *unloversCouple
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But Trevor the gorilla was really embarrassed about this purple basque as he had been forced to wear it as a dare and the dogs where now ignoring him

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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So trevor ran to

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By *unloversCouple
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His mate to help him out of the bloody thing as he preferred to be naked

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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So then he scratched his head and said

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My name is actually Damon Albarn, and I founded the Gorillaz...

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With oasis we wat fish and

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"With oasis we wat fish and"

Eat

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Then birth of a nation entered wearing a bright yellow dress and bongo balls she said hi Leo balloons I love you do you love me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And Leo turned into Stevie Wonder and said Do I Do, What, You Do, When I Do, My love for you...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Is endless and

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By *unloversCouple
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I’ll never sing again…I’m sick of this rain

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Where's the umbrella screeched

Ethel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Oh no ! Dave has stuck it up his

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Loft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Where he kept all his dark secrets and only brought them out at

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Christmas

With his special Christmas cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Made from rum, raisins, marzipan and

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Rats droppins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Which Dave had collected over several years by

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Talking to them

Anyway said Ethel I have to get ready for the catwalk I will be wearing

Vivienne Westwood so I need to get a fitting in before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I start farting again because this bleeding corset is too tight and I can't feel my

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Knees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Which means I won't be able to dance the lambada tonight with

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Greta the better

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

So here I stand still waiting for the umbrella from the loft

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

So Ethel and Doris...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Decided they need a break from all this excitement and went to the bingo in Dudley instead.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

And started to break dance

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"And started to break dance "

Everyone shouted , 'Shite dancing!' and Ethel began to cry .......

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

So a passer by Said hush hush sweet Ethel

Ethel dont you cry

Then....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Leoblooms came in singing

Hold me hold me

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Leoblooms came in singing

Hold me hold me "

So Yas held him until his eyes watered.. then he said .........

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Yo Doris, have you got any....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Coconut milkshakes ? I like to rub them all over my

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Tits as it’s good for the skin but I need a Brolly forst

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Brolly forst was new drink made by

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Simon le Bon and Lilly Savage.

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