FabSwingers.com forum: Doris & Ethel's Adventures #15

By (user no longer on site) OP
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Continuing the never ending story of Doris and Ethel and Dave

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Our heroes woke up on the Isle of Man looking at

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
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The Town by The Cross

"Our heroes woke up on the Isle of Man looking at"

A huge Manx Cat carrying a huge Manx Kipper and heading toward the Manx Museum .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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When suddenly the TT motorbike race sped past and Ethel's wig flew off, landing on top of

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Dried pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Named Cryil Knockedkneesbanger. He got this name because

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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He had swollen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Testicles that glowed in the dark. Meanwhile Doris was leading the TT races with Dave in a

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Swimsuit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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In the sidecar. They were about to win the race when

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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A babboon entered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And picked Doris up with one arm and took her away to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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The jungle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Of Tamadoniafickle. It was located on the top of a volcano called

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Humbalumbaslumbs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Which suddenly erupted !

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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And became little

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Richard, back from the dead. He began to sing

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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If I should stay I would only

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get in your way. Cause I.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Wana do the fandango

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Then Ethel and Doris began

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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To get ready for Dave's wedding to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Madonna

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Which was set to take place in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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London with the Queen in attendance

Elton John

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Sang Candle in the Wind just as Doris farted loudly and started a great

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Wind volcano which

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Covered all the Isle of Man in a cloud of

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Fog which made Ethel fanny...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Disappear !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Where was Ethel's fanny ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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E t h e l s funny funny funny

Fanny was resting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Her fanny had a rest and soon fell asleep, dreaming an amazing dream of

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Peanuts

Then walked in julian clary holding a

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Canary with magical powers. It could turn and person into

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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A rat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Called Roland who played piano in the well known band

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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The skeatles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Who played a mix of reggae and heavy metal. Their big hit was called

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The Ganja of the Beast

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Oh they all danced like banshees in the

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Supermarket, knocking eggs off the shelves and making a huge mess in the

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Storeroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Where Len Goodman had been trapped since the great storm of

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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1543 x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Then the dark skys gathered the clouds became dull and the rain poured its him shouted Ethel him...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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He's the one, the one I've been looking for, the one I've been longing form, his name is

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Satan with the red

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Tail and fire in his dark dark soul. But actually Satan was tired to being evil and wanted to buy a bungalow in Bournemouth and live happily with

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Bournemouth pete and suck his hole but Ethel and Doris said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Come live with us Satan in our apartment in Sunderland. We could have a menage a trois every night and you could get a job as

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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A stripper with that tool

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Kit they wear around their waist. It would cover your

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Head said Ethel who was busy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Preparing their apartment for a fondue party that evening.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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So they got their best Gladrags on and and wanted to paint the town red

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Ethel said where's that

Leoblooms today hes been hiding

Doris said ohhh him he was wanking when I last saw him...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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He was on holiday at a wanking spa in Lyme Regis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Back at Ethel and Doris's apartment in Sunderland, the party guests were arriving. First up was

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Viola vundra

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The famous escapologist who could get out of any situation by

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Showing her stockings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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To a passing policeman called

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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PC tuna who

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Said something fishy is going on here. Heh Doris, what is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Said something fishy is going on here. Heh Doris, what is that under your hat ?!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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My hat PC tuna well come up and see me sometime tiger

She screeched...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Because a lizard called Roger had just stepped out of the fridge wearing a

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Bikini

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Made out of string and sausage rolls. Dave said it looked like

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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The sea when

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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It hit the shore in great foamy waves that reminded Ethel of

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Tunisia

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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Oh those where the days when we where the oldest girls making sandcastles on the beach

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Yes said doris we loved it.

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Flirting with the lifeguards and collecting shells to put in our

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Soup and lobby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Lobby, said Dave ? What's a lobby ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Lobby is food said Doris

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It's a delicious Staffordshire broth which warms us up in the winter when we put in on our

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Heads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And let the thick juices drip down our faces until they cover our

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Knees and toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And then Dave dresses up as The Penguin from Barman and we all

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Go swimming in the Indian Ocean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Where we would be surrounded by mermaids singing love songs and as they showed us their

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Wigs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Made out of Egyptian cotton. Oh said Ethel, I wish we were like Elizabeth Taylor in the film Cleopatra, then we could

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Wear diamonds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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On the soles of their shoes

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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So as they slept a magic genie apperared and..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Turned Dave into a

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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And Ethel into a

Then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Suddenly Doris screamed and said

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Why do you love me the way you do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Dave, tell me why ? But Dave was a

and could only make a noise like a

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Bee buzz he went

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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To town buzzzzzzzing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And looking for beautiful flowers where he could get some

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Curry powder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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To make a beautiful biryani for their special guest that evening, Lady Gaga, who had flown in from Monaco in order to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Seek a bad romance with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Erect Jim, her long time love interest.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Then they can rim eachother and

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Get married in Shrewsbury Cathedral with Doris and Ethel as bridesmaids and Dave as

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Dracula

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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The Dark Prince. So all was set for the wedding of the year to take place on

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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November the 19th but

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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All the churches were booked that day and they would have to get married in

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By *allySlinkyWoman
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Leeds

Elton John's back garden

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Where we can wrap up warm and eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Cream teas made with strawberry jam and Devon clotted cream and drink fresh

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Pond water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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That turned everyone into froggy frogs that jumped around the church and

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By *allySlinkyWoman
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Leeds

croaked the frog chorus while Paul McCartney put his fingers in his ears and Elton laughed and said ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Madonna your a slagggggg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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But Madonna was fitter and faster than Elton and took him down with a drop kick to the

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Balls then she said

Erotic erotic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Vogue, vogue. Let your body move to the

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Trains

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By *allySlinkyWoman
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Leeds

So they ran across the lawn and jumped on the little steam trains that puffed their way around the perimeter of Elton's estate.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Singing this is it

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Ya ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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But suddenly the trains stopped when Rod Stewart's enormous chopper landed on the lawn.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Move that nose said Ethel

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So she climbed up into Rod's hooter with a broom and began to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Sing we are the world

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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We are the children

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Then came in the birds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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But they popped on everyone so Doris called

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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The balloon men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Smeg and Lionel from Torquay. They got rid of the birds by

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Bringing out the foxes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Who shot the birds with rayguns they bought on the planet Uranus

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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From the blue mushroom king

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Who lived in a Palace made of BluTak and

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Worms

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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And all the glitter in the world

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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But unfortunately

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Et stated that he was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Going home and taking Lady Gaga with him. This made Dave very angry and he started to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Crawl like a slug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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But Ethel had dropped salt from her chips and Dave began to shrivel up and

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Micro cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Oh no ! Cried Doris we must stop Dave from disappearing altogether!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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And we can sniff his bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Because it smells like

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Rex holes stinker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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So Ethel quickly put a cork in it and washed the salt off Dave with a

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Dragon fly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Called Archimedes Dirtbag who'd bern living in Ethel's

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Bern yard

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With Gordon Ramsey and Amanda Holden who everyone called

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Molly and dolly

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Were the stars

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Of this year's pantomime to be held in the Stockport Hippodrome.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Where leoblooms will be serving hot tea

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Out of his sports bra. The pantomime this year will be Puss in Boots, the story of a cat who discovers

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Cleopatra and the Beautiful Kruger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Waterfall in Guadalope. Ethel and Doris both wanted to play the Pussy so they decided to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Show the pink bits

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By wearing tutus made out of

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Ivory the best ivory in the world

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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But not real ivory as that is cruel to elephants. So the rehearsals for the Panto began and straight away there was

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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A pigeon in the loft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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With a message from Dave which said

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Love is love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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But Doris and Ethel disagreed as they were fighting over who should be the rear end of the pantomime horse.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Ooh I say said Ethel your arse stinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So Doris did a huge cabbage flavoured fart to spite her and Ethel said

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

That's better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was hungry and fancied some greens. Now then Gordon Ramsey

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Get some wine

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