FabSwingers.com forum: Doris & Ethel's Adventures #12

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We left our heroes rubbing Alladin up the wrong way but he still granted them one wish each. Doris went first and wished for

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By *allySlinkyWoman
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the genie to appear so she could have some real wishes. Aladdin told her to shut her eyes and keep rubbing and maybe he would come.

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But Aladdin weighed 34 stone and Doris was worried that he'd be a heavy cummer so she stopped rubbing and started to kiss his

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By *allySlinkyWoman
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Leeds

glamorous assistant instead. "These sequins are really chafing" said Debbie McGee. "Could you give me a hand slipping off my G-string". Doris ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Doris said no ask

The octopus in the corner

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Has eight arms so he can give you a hand. With that the Octopus reached out and grabbed

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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A delicious meal with you and your

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Uncle Albert who liked to eat bacon and eggs every day before he

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Went to the store

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Which coincidentally was also run by an octopus

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Named Flowella

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By (user no longer on site)
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Who also granted wishes, uncle Albert wished for

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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A new knee

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Because he lost his old one during

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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World war 7

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By (user no longer on site)
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Which was a hell of a war according to uncle Albert, he'd go on and on about it until suddenly

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Fainted

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By (user no longer on site)
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The octopus turned around to see why uncle Albert had stopped and to his suprise

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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A snail popped up with a woolly hat on

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By (user no longer on site)
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Doris exclaimed "That's my hat!" And they all have chase to the snail, it was a long arduous chase through dark alleys and back streets until

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Lilo lill appeared

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"Who the hell is that" said the octopus, out of breath and panting

Doris replied,

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Oh that lass from

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*BANG* before Doris could finish her sentence Lilo lill assassinated the snail and ran off with her hat

The octopus out of breath gave chase and said

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Stop lilo you smelly.

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By *unloversCouple
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By *unloversCouple
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Piece of shit….they’re my knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
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For some reason the octopus thought the hat was his knickers which amused Doris who at that point was about to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"Piece of shit….they’re my knickers"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"For some reason the octopus thought the hat was his knickers which amused Doris who at that point was about to"

Turn blue

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And explode

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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The air stank

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By (user no longer on site)
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Bit then out of nowhere

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Came the 8 headed tiger who

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Spontaneously combusted which

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Caused a volcano

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By (user no longer on site)
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Everyone was shocked and ran for

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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An umbrella

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By (user no longer on site)
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Which didn't help at all until the genie appeared and said that they still had wishes left

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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But Rhiana appeared singing...

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An aweful song which broke time and space sucking everyone into a parallel dimension... They appeared on a small desert island covered in what looked like

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Shit

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By (user no longer on site)
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Doris exclaimed "what the fuck just happened"

The octopus said

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Mooo I'm a cow

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The genie laughed as he turned everyone into farm yard animals including

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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A 2 headed pig

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By (user no longer on site)
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Which seemed to amuse Doris, until a tribe of natives appeared and

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Starting wanting some

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By (user no longer on site)
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Consistent narrative, so then just as they were about to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Medusa appeared

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And turned them into stone, she laughed and said

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Ooh I say my snakes are devious then

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There was a tsunami which engulfed the small island washing everything out to sea and killing Medusa. Once she was dead everything had

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Because beautiful the munchkin..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"Because beautiful the munchkin.. "

** become

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By (user no longer on site)
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At this point uncle Albert woke up from a coma which was induced by having his new knee from the octopus... Doris turned to uncle Albert and said

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Hiya queenie how are you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Has much been happening?

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But Uncle Albert had been asleep all afternoon and missed the whole exciting thread.

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Dave realised he hadn't had his wish yet to asked the Genie if he could

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Become a spy and eat lobby

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

By now once again the whole scenario was getting out of hand and a little,confusing

Doris and Ethel needed new Friends to stop appearing from nowhere

Shall we just piss off to Ibiza and chill for a while

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Yes we shall

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Doris and Ethel lay back topless on their sun loungers, slurping piña coladas. "This is the life" said Ethel. A young, handsome man in a buttock revealing thong appeared and said ...

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

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Would you like me to rub your back with..

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

the tip of my penis ? Ethel swiftly turned over onto her stomach and ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Started to break dance

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Which broke the sun lounger. She landed in a heap on the floor and ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Pretended she was a snake

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By *allySlinkyWoman
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Leeds

Piña colada spurted out of her mouth like venom and her dentures flew into the air then landed ...

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Into Doris's drink which made her

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Shake with

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Delight.

As she had just spotted the man of her dreams.

It was…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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A man wearing socks and...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
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The Town by The Cross

"A man wearing socks and..."

a willy warmer. She stared long and hard at his emaciated gonad sack and then .......

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Began to milk him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Like a camel but he soon got the hump with that. Dave suddenly came into the room with a large courgette and declared

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Like a camel but he soon got the hump with that. Dave suddenly came into the room with a large courgette and declared "
that the courgette must be incubated immediately ..... but where ?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I know said Ethel, Doris could keep it warm in her double glazed

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Greenhouse that she bought when she was

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Vice President of Iceland. That was back in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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The 60s when

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Beer cost 5p for ten pints and everyone worked in the mines or as strippergrams. Back then Doris could polish a Miner's helmet until it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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It came up her arse hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Like a rocket on November 5th. Wooooosh it went and Doris went

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Bright yellow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Because she canary from the coal mine had accidentally shot up her bum too and was flapping around inside. Ethel screamed and said

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By *leasebegentleCouple
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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Please release let me go

The appeared

Barry manilow and

Dame Edna Everage singing at the

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Top of their voices, they sang The Birdie Song and the canary suddenly popped out of Doris's bum shute and landed on

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Barry's nose oh

Pinocchio said

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

"Top of their voices, they sang The Birdie Song and the canary suddenly popped out of Doris's bum shute and landed on"

Barry’s nose.

With that…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Arsehole

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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So Barry started to walk pn his nose

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"Top of their voices, they sang The Birdie Song and the canary suddenly popped out of Doris's bum shute and landed on

Barry’s nose.

With that…"

Barry sneezed so loudly that Ethel's pants fell down and she

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Sang the blues

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Like Bessie Smith while Doris played harmonica and Dave blew his

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Nose on Vera's curtains

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And wiped his bum on Vera's

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Wig

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Wam where she kept her huge collection of inflatable

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Pigs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And penises, some of them as big as houses and they could stay up for hours if they got enough

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Vitamin d

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In their Japs Eye. Thankfully Doris had a huge Orange tree in the back of her

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Thrift shop

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Where she sold lots and lots of secondhand

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By *annaBeBeachBumMan
over a year ago

Sunny SouthWest

Seagulls and unicorns

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Pictures

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And used toilet roll.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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And rocking chairs

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And fish finger sandwiches

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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For the picnic later

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Which was taking place in the woods around Windsor Castle where the Queen lived with

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An 8 story tall crustacean from the protozoic era who just as it happens was

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Madly in love with Doris having met online during lockdown. He was completely charmed by her

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Personality and charm but more so her

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Smelly feet

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So she promised to wear rubber boots when they made hard passionate love and never to eat cheese before

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Farting

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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Ever again

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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So the siamese twins and and

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And And And because they were both called And And but for short everyone called them Terry and Julian. Meanwhile Doris said

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

I need a cuppa tea and a nice bum oh I mean an iced bun.

Off she went to stick the kettle on.

Meanwhile…

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By *annaBeBeachBumMan
over a year ago

Sunny SouthWest

back in the

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Bay the sharks were circling

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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To the dance tunes of ibiza

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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And sang around the old camp fire

Then Gina and Mina came and started to

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Play Monopoly dressed as Starfish wearing Fancy Dress. Dave thought it was all very

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Hilarious

Gina and Mina were

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Dancing around like Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire wearing hob nail boots and

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By *annaBeBeachBumMan
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Sunny SouthWest

eating vegetarian pasta bake washed down with

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Lemon juice

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By *annaBeBeachBumMan
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Sunny SouthWest

Following all that entertainment there was nothing else to do than

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Eat berries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And have a nap. While they slept they dreamt about

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Leoblooms

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And Yasmeen dancing the tango at Jim's wedding.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Wearing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Deep sea diving costumes as protection against Covid. Doris and Dave danced the Cha Cha Cha wearing only

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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A sari

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And a smile. Ethel got jealous and hit Dave with a large

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Elephant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Ballon but Doris poked it with a knitting needle and it went pop all over the

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Leoblooms arsehole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Leoblooms arsehole "

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"Leoblooms arsehole "

Which didn't exist so it actually popped all over Len Goodman who'd appeared from an old thread to say

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Merry Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Merry Christmas "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Mr viola

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mr viola "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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The leo opened his bum

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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And let rip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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With a lovely version of Ode to Joy, backed by Dave on the bagpipes. Ethel burst into tears and told Len Goodman to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Walk the plank

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By *annaBeBeachBumMan
over a year ago

Sunny SouthWest

which is when the deep sea diving costume came in handy because

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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A pipe burst and the room filled with stinky toilet water. All the guests had to hold their breath and swim towards the

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Bermuda triangle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Where they all disappeared

What had happened to our heroes? This was a case for.....

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By *annaBeBeachBumMan
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Sunny SouthWest

no shit Sherlock, time to get International Rescue on the case. ‘F A B’ said Virgil and then without a word of a lie

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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The 7 headed lizard appeared

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By *annaBeBeachBumMan
over a year ago

Sunny SouthWest

From Ethel’s fanny and proceeded to hump Len’s like whilst Dave looked on powerless to do

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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The do bop

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By *annaBeBeachBumMan
over a year ago

Sunny SouthWest

Leg, not like!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Cher used to ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sing I Got You Babs because she could never remember the words. Dave said she should write them on her

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Wigs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But unfortunately her wigs were all stolen by a randy magpie called

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Vandurlooloo

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

And the story went on

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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And on

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Until the next adventure was decided

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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