FabSwingers.com forum: Doris & Ethel's Adventures #10

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over a year ago

Continuing the never ending story of Doris and Ethel and Dave and friends....

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over a year ago

It was another slow day in Swindon when Ethel, Doris and Dave decided to try something new and exotic. I know said Doris, why don't we

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Suck cocks and eat them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But no said Ethel, that's just your dirty mind. Why don't we all go for a day trip to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Venice

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I’ve not tried there and after that advert we did on telly I fancy something different now

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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So she pulled up her tights put her woolly hat on and walked the walk before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Getting on a plane to Venice. When they arrived Ethel was shocked that the whole city was flooded !

Blimey she said, who left

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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago

Accrington

"Getting on a plane to Venice. When they arrived Ethel was shocked that the whole city was flooded !

Blimey she said, who left "

The plug in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dave's bum. He looked very uncomfortable in the flight and now I know why. Doris told Dave to bend over and then she

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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago

Accrington

stuck a thermometer up

now then Dave Doris said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You've got a high temperature and need to lie down. Would you like to suck on a Fisherman's Friend?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Or suck my toe

Dave said

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Dave was resting drinking lemon juice

When suddenly a wizard arrived turning Ethel and Doris into toads

So Ethel and Doris began.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

To croak to each other but only the wizard understood tha language so turned them back so they could get on with their adventure

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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So they dressed up as laurel and hardy and walked like Charlie Chaplin to the..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Launderette as Doris needed to wash her undies in a hurry. When they got there she stripped off and gave her dirty socks to

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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago

Accrington

Back of the plane where they encountered a hunky male flight attendant "good grief" exclaimed ethel

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Hew like a beautiful penguin that

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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago

Accrington

"Hew like a beautiful penguin that "

All crunchy and coated in chocolate p,p,p,pick me up anytime said Doris.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Pick me up and throw me in the air then

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

But be careful of my old bones

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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago

Accrington

They're not nearly as supple as they used to be, besides im not a rag doll

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Oh raggy dolly

Oh raggy dolly we love you said

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Doris...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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who used to be a pilot in WW II, so she made her way up the flight deck and....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Sniffed Aces bumhole then...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Had a massive coughing fit

Have u been bleaching yourarsehole she said

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Let's fly to Amsterdam. We can watch a sexy show, then we can buy some new clogs before we pop ours.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

This was after all the coughing and spluttering from before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dave's Reliant Robin which he insisted on driving from Peckham. Doris said the last time I saw anything that filthy was

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

her knickers which she washed at the launderette earlier.

Ethel asked Dave if he had any bargains in the back of his banger. He opened it up to reveal ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A box of counterfeit vibrators. They could only be used if you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Paint them with honey..

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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Washed them thoroughly after he had them up his arse

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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The arse tells a thousand tales said doris so...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She dropped her dirty Knicks and started talking out of her bum hole. Soon a big crowd gathered to hear the stories her arse told, all about

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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The time she was a dancer with Mabel

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

But alas we’ve heard it all before

Those bloody poles use to rub the inside of my thighs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And the Russians were even worse. I preferred it when they all stood back and watched me

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Open my bumhole

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

God knows why Russians like that kind of thing

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Then came Elvira the Australian volleyball player who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had played with more balls than georgie best

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"Had played with more balls than georgie best"

Ans she loved making smoothies with blueberries and...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything she could find in a bush

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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So she made Ethel and Doris a smoothie made with apples carrots and

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dave's cock cheese. Surprisingly they tasted pretty good and soon a long queue formed to sample them. Well said Ethel,

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I think I might give my grandaughter a ring to come and help us

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Mow the lawn

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

As Geronimo the alpaca is in quarantine so can't give us his usual nibble.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Ethel told Doris

About Geronimo how he...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Loved to hang out with the lady alpacas but one day he tried it on with a camel and she got the hump.

Meanwhile Dave had decided to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Shave his legs and wear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A tutu as his dream was to join the Bolshoi Ballet. Doris said show us your Nutcracker so he

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Farted on her head causing her to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Faint in a heap. Ethel tried to revive her by

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Farting in her mouth but

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This only made things worse as Doris now turned blue and resembled a Smurf. Dave got his hose and started to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Fart on the horse

The horse kicked him that hard that poor Dave..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thought he was at the Grand National so he jumped on the horse and rode it up and down Venice High Street where

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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he traded in his horse for a seahorse and a Gondola...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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To go to venice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Beach in California where all the body builders hang out. Dave oiled himself and flexed his arms to show off his huge

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Hernia

Doris and Ethel said...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

What time will,our jane be coming over then

Maybe we can pair her up with Dave

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Ahhh our jane the one who used to be a top model with....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

David Beckham on the side. Beckham was known as Goldenballs because of the size of his

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which were unusally large, just like his personality and his

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Humour

Anyway

Doris said to Ethel I'm going to cook some lobby can you please send Bertha to get some bread and....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

something else for you lot to eat as I know you are all fed up with my lobby. Also, while you are out could you ...

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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago

Accrington

"something else for you lot to eat as I know you are all fed up with my lobby. Also, while you are out could you ..."

Not stir my famous Lobby with your dirty members..same goes for the bread

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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So they all sat down to eat and enjoyed the food...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And had a delicious happy meal together. Unfortunately the dessert was missing ! Where's the trifle? screamed Ethel. This was a case for the famous detective

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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whilst listening to Kerrang!, Doris had to turn her hearing aid up as she was so excited by....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"And had a delicious happy meal together. Unfortunately the dessert was missing ! Where's the trifle? screamed Ethel. This was a case for the famous detective"

Kojak, who said, "Hey Ladies, wanna suck on my lollipop"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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They refused but we do wana suck your...

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over a year ago

Big bald head. But what about your trifle said Kojak ? Never mind that said Doris, let me lick your

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Smelly arsehole bend over now she screamed salavating at the gob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let of wine on the coffee table. So they all had a drink and got a bit pished. Doris took off her wig and started to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Pump up the jam...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pump it up. Pump up the jam, pump it up, while she smeared raspberry jam all over Kojak's

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Throat I'm Dracula tonight

Dracula

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Suddenly Yasmeen appeared in a dark cloak with blood stained fangs ! Guess what she said, I've just had a nibble of

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Leoblooms

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

As soon as I punctured his penis all the blood drained out of him and he shrivelled to something that looked like it had been preserved in a peat bog for two thousand years.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"As soon as I punctured his penis all the blood drained out of him and he shrivelled to something that looked like it had been preserved in a peat bog for two thousand years. "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"As soon as I punctured his penis all the blood drained out of him and he shrivelled to something that looked like it had been preserved in a peat bog for two thousand years. "

So we shall mumify him so doris Ethel Dracula and the mummy all

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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But _asmeen saved him and they got married the divorced but remained..

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Best buddies and Yasmeen got custody of their pet hamsters. Meanwhile Dave surprised everyone by

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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His 5 kidneys

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

which he fried up to serve on toasted bread, which had been bought to go with the lobby which no one ate. Dave tried to flambé the kidneys and unfortunately ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Fainted due to dehydration

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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago

Accrington

Whilst everyone else enjoyed the tasty flambe. Seeing daves body and not wanting to be wasteful.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Then a huge giraffe appeared from the sky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Carrying a baby camel. The amazing creature landed on Dave's front lawn any announced to the stunned crowd

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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That it was the end of Christmas

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Snow fluttered down from the sky and church bells started ringing. The baby camel climbed into the back of Dave's three wheeler van and snuggled down. The giant giraffe ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Began rapping and dancing...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Then a door no one had noticed opened up from his side and flapped down to form a gangplank. Skipping out on to the grass were Munchkins, Oomah Loompas, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This whole thread has turned into a Disney cartoon said Doris, and at that moment Dumbo flew overhead and did a huge crap on top of

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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The lion from alcazar

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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The lion had a woolly hat on and a fur coat and sang

I dreamed a dream of time goes by everyone was amazed at the lions voice it was beautiful just like...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A flatulent baby camel. The noise was so bad that everyone jumped in the Venetian canal and swam towards

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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The crying hyenas who

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wept tears of joy to see their old friends again. Doris, Ethel, Dave and the hyenas sat down in the grand Piazza and chatted about old times when

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Ethel was on the game

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Chase with Bradley Walsh.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Bradley who said one of the rats

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By (user no longer on site)
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Wrote him a letter asking for some airtime, so he let him on the show. It turned out to be Roland Rat wanting to promote his latest film with Kevin the Gerbil.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

But meanwhile Jane was still on her way to visit her grandmother

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

She was carrying a basket and wearing a red anorak with the hood up. Suddenly, behind a tree, she caught a glimpse of ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Pig with yellow teeth who

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Liked to eat rice with a fork. Pig was on the way to visit Dave who was

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Shaving his bumhole so piggy went to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Market where Doris and Ethel had a stall selling organic

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Bacon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sandwiches. Dave wore a lovely apron with no pants and this drew all the ladies to the stall with a long queue wanting to sample his

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sausage special, but Ethel pushed her way to the front of the queue, and exclaimed...

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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago

Accrington

"Sausage special, but Ethel pushed her way to the front of the queue, and exclaimed..."

Sausages good grief i only hope there are no dreaded sausage batterers lurking around

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Meanwhile far far away Mr velcro was eating ...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Gino D'Acampo's left over beans on toast which The Stig had refused to eat...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Then the skies opened and the wind

Howled poor

Ethel lost her wig and

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Luckily when Jane jumped,off the bus she found it rolling down the street

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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But it was ruined ..

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

So she threw it in the bin

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Doris said if read all these threads would make an excellent book with my smelly knickers on the cover

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"Doris said if read all these threads would make an excellent book with my smelly knickers on the cover "

I have***

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Just shit myself

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Just shit myself"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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So doris and Ethel went out to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dinner with Bradley Walsh to get some peace and quiet. But Bradley had big news to share, he'd got a new job as

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Rentboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the new Trainspotting film, Trainspotting HS2. Ewan wasn’t available as he was too busy peeling carrots.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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And eating Turkey

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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in a competition with Eddie who was busy eating the USA..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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CCTV

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Everyone kept asking Doris what that smell was as it had been forgotten that she had earlier shit herself

You can’t go straight out to dinner with a cowpat on your arse said Ethel

That’s sooooo embarrassing

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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We can wear pegs on our noses she said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But I don't want to be pegged said Bradley Walsh! I'd much rather be

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Pa Larkin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In the Darling Buds of May. Ethel could be Ma Larkin and Doris could be the young buxom one called

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Coolesterie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which was a funny name for a giraffe but there you go. Dave told the giraffe, you've got some neck! But soon they were best friends and the giraffe let Dave hold her

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

handbag, which was made out of...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Doris's old silk bloomers that she'd worn during the war. They saw a lot of action said Ethel but Doris replied

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Pass me the vodka

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

I want to get pissed.

Well that won’t take you long said Ethel.

Remember that time…

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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago

Accrington

When we were homeless and drank methylated spirits with dirty Billy the big dick hobo

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Billy was so nice he used to work for Gucci

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

But he would hate to see me in this state with a cowpat stuck to my arse

I really need to get home and get cleaned up

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Good idea could really do with a nice cuppa tea and toast.

Let’s get the bus back.

You never know who’ll we’ll meet…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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We will meet

The

Giraffe

Zebra

Lion

Tiger

Rat

Cat

And goat we will talk about...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

In our dreams eh

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

But we can make it a reality with a trip to the zoo. Dave - will you take us in your three wheeler ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Definitely I will he said proudly

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

So off they went for a walk round the zoo and what did they see first

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A pink kangaroo and a lime gorilla singing...

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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago

Accrington

"A pink kangaroo and a lime gorilla singing..."

About wheelbarrows and manure

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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And horse crap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But manure is horse crap said Ethel, confused. Doris reminded her that they were not real people but the product of perverted minds on Fabswinger.com where anyone could be anything. With that Dorie turned herself into a

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"But manure is horse crap said Ethel, confused. Doris reminded her that they were not real people but the product of perverted minds on Fabswinger.com where anyone could be anything. With that Dorie turned herself into a"

Doris

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And then a Doric and a Boris and a Boris and a Dorie again. What fun said Dave, I'll be a

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Slag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No, I mean a slug because I'm not a filthy pervert who only thinks about rutting. So he slithered off to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Slagville where leoblooms was waiting with his pants down legs open

Exposing his hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wholesome underpants which Yasmeen had knitted him from her pube trimmings. Doris and Ethel were both charmed by the pants and bought Dave a pair for his

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Wedding day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When he planned to make an honest woman out of

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Bahuma

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yasmeen was the head Bridesmaid, Leo the best man, and the vicar was

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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A drag king called vundoira

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