FabSwingers.com forum: Doris & Ethel's Adventures (Next Sentence)#6

By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Doris & Ethel got bored with looking at Dave's cock, so they went down the local pub, aptly named "The Cock Inn" for a few Sherries and a game of dominoes, the Landlord was non other than Al Murray, who said to them.....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The strippers I booked haven't turned up. Do you two lovely ladies fancy giving it a whirl ?

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Ooh Doris you got your frilly knickers on?

Ethel you should know by now I wear…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men’s y fronts with a superman logo on them, I’ll give you a flash if you show me your

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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Madonna pointy bra, so they both....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stripped down to their undies and put some music on, it was the the theme from Eastenders !

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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so Al said we're having none of this nonsense this is my pub, not Peggy Mitchell's......

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Have you checked in and downloaded the AlAleApp ?

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Free drinks for one night to anyone who can…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show me the way to Amarillo ! At this Peter Kay reappeared and announced

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I can walk 500 miles. Can you Doris and Ethel ?

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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Not in these stripper stilettoes, said Ethel, let me go and change into....

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Trainers then we can make a start if ya fancy it

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Ooh not before I warm up to abit of YMCA.

What do you say Doris?

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Yea that’s fine with me

Might help the old hip pain

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Let's do the hippy hippy shake and then we can ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

show these youngsters some moves.With that Ethel whipped off her vintage bloomers and

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

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Pantyhose.

And started..

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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Wowed the rest of the pub with her interpretation of....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm too sexy for my shirt. Not to be outdone, Doris ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stripped down to her kinky boots and jiggled along to You Can Keep Your Hat On. Dave got overexcited and

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

threw his pint up in the air. "Golden shower girls. You can thank me later"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately Ethel slipped on the now wet floor and flew in the air, landing in Len Goldman’s lap.

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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who was enjoying a pint of mild and some pork scratchings, suddenly he got....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terrible wind and Doris shouted, Don't light a match! But too late because

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

He’d farted and followed through.

Eww said Ethel

A very red faced Len got up and slinked…

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

into the Golden Horn just across the road, where he met....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

an official looking woman with a clipboard who said ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a licence for stripping pensioners? Doris was outraged and said I'm only

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm doing it for pleasure not payment so I don't need a licence. Ethel said ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not an OAP, I'm an GILF so step up or step off you pen pushing person ! With that she undid her

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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blouse, to reveal her almost perfect...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Saggy tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They weren't! Rather pert and peachy in fact. Len Goodman said he'd never seen such

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

good quality breasts on a woman of such advanced years. He asked if he could take a pic to send to David Bellamy. Ethel replied ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh, of course, I'd love to have a rumble in his undergrowth and pull on his

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Testicles but I’m not happy he lied about my saggy tits

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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at which point Al Murray said....

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

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How the hell did I get here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Len Goldman said you came in a car share with Peter Kay you silly

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Sod

But what ya gonna do now

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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so Doris and Ethel ordered another Sherry and sat down next to..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seb Coe who was on his way to the Tokyo Olympics. So Ethel and Doris, I really think you could win a Gold Medal in

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Inviting all these different celebrities round

I think we need more Sherry…..hic

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Eww Ethel I feel sick.

I’ve sucked far too many…

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Cherries, so Al got a napkin from the dining room and said...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my magic trick, from out of this napkin I'll produce

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

A bucket for you to be sick in as I can’t be arsed to fetch the one from the kitchen

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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so after Al had cleaned up all the puke, the pub door opened and in walked...

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Dirty Den.

Carrying a box.

Well ladies here’s your surprise…

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Not more cherries said Ethel

I really can’t go through all that again

I’m in babysitting duties later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suddenly Doris went bright red and exclaimed, I've got something stuck in my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork pie. It looks like one of Len’s…

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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pubes! so Len walked in and sat next to Dirty Den, and they....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

discussed their favourite component of the picallili which was on the plate, next to the pork pie.

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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which they had nicked from Dave's lunch box....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But Dave was known for his huge lunchbox and had enough for everyone.

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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago

Accrington

And then some, because unbeknown to all from he's lunchbox he produced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His meat and two veg. Well said Doris,

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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So she smelt it

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

And once again puked all over the place

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Eww I feel rough.

I’m going to lay down for awhile.

Ethel you stay here and…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Watch the bees....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I don't want one to land on my pork pie and picallili.

Ethel sat down on the grass and ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Took of her tights then...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Opened her legs wide. "The scent of my minge juice should keep those bees at bay". Suddenly ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Opened her legs wide. "The scent of my minge juice should keep those bees at bay". Suddenly ..."

sorry hold on

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Opened her legs wide. "The scent of my minge juice should keep those bees at bay". Suddenly ..."

Mr Mystique appeared out of the woods with...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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A breadstick and....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

a disheveled couple he'd caught dogging. Mr Mystique said ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Would you like to go shopping for socks...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

to the baguette and wandered off happily with it tucked safely under his arm, leaving Ethel with the dogging couple. The male picked up Ethel's discarded tights and ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Put them over his head then robbed the bread shop...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But they didn’t have any dough

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

just a few cream horns, starting to shrivel in the window in the heat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the dogging man got the horn and returned to the woods where he found Ethel and his wife doing

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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The can can with

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out any clothes on but with a big smile because

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Our bottoms stink

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By (user no longer on site)
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Of roses and lavender, it's a new fragrance from Aldi that we bought

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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And stole the other one which stank of vanilla and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Len Goodman's cheesey feet ! The dogging man was so overcome by the smell that he

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Jumped in the lake only to awaken the Cracken which...

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Jumped in the lake only to awaken the Cracken which..."

Had four heads and a...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had eight legs and five penises, one of which was absolutely

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Tiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But the other four were huge and purple and the monster wrapped them around Ethel and Doris who exclaimed

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Let's us be give over cracken go brush your teeth

With le blooms bumhole then...

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Don’t wake me up while I’m asleep said Ethel.

With that she…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Don’t wake me up while I’m asleep said Ethel.

With that she…"

Your always late

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Let's us be give over cracken go brush your teeth

With le blooms bumhole then..."

Suck his tool

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

"Don’t wake me up while I’m asleep said Ethel.

With that she…

Your always late

I know you lot too fast for me lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Don’t wake me up while I’m asleep said Ethel.

With that she…

Your always late

I know you lot too fast for me lol"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"Let's us be give over cracken go brush your teeth

With le blooms bumhole then...

Suck his tool"

Then take him to the moon and feed him moon food and..

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By (user no longer on site)
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Then he'll be the man in the moon and his tool can be used to send satellite messages. But back in the woods

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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The bears were getting angry

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"The bears were getting angry "

With

Al Murray so they

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

started to perform a few Circus tricks, which involved....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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All Murray tool

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"All Murray tool"

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By (user no longer on site)
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Which they used to stir their big pot of honey before smearing it all over

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Smokey locks

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Smokey Locks was the Fab name of the female dogger. She told the three bears to remove their bear suits, get bare and come and join her for a licking session. Ethel said ...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"Smokey Locks was the Fab name of the female dogger. She told the three bears to remove their bear suits, get bare and come and join her for a licking session. Ethel said ... "

Before we retire to the lounge for cocktails and a finger buffet then we shall...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Do the fandango..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Galileo, Galileo!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Said bahuma who was..

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By (user no longer on site)
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Drinking martinis out of Doris's fuck me shoes because

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Bahuma was very tall and..

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By (user no longer on site)
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Slim with an enormous nose. What's that I can smell he said?

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By *leasebegentleCouple
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Longfield

Sorry dear said Doris I haven’t washed today yet.

Maybe my…

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Knickers need changing before someone else smells them

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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago

Accrington

No need said bahuma my huge nose allows me a preview and they smell divine doris my love. With that doris

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Felt a million times better and lifted her skirt in full to try out a can can with Len in his element

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Meanwhile, the three bears ambled out of the woods carrying Goldilocks’s basket of freshly baked…

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By (user no longer on site)
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Potatoes. What filling would you like my love ? Said Doris to Ethel who replied

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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Why is bahumas nose so huge...

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Because you know what they say about men with big noses, they have

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"Because you know what they say about men with big noses, they have "

Bahumas a woman

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"Because you know what they say about men with big noses, they have "

Big nostrils

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They say that LeoBlooms knows nothing about Bahuma because he is

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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"They say that LeoBlooms knows nothing about Bahuma because he is "

A beautiful day

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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The iris turned up covered in

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By (user no longer on site)
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Sea and Len Goodman's dandruff which he normally kept in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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His ears

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By (user no longer on site)
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And down his pants but he had so much to spare that he

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Made soup with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And served it to everyone out of a huge rubber

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Crocodile

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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which Al was having non of and immediately sacked Gino D'Acampo, who was only serving soup made with....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Cock

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Then are it with salt and

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

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Chiily powder as it didn’t have much taste.

Afterwards they had a choice of desserts…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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And picked icecream made by piers Morgan

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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but Doris and Ethel only had Gino on their mind and thought....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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How can we shimmy

Around the old camp fire so they dressed up as goats and started to boogy but then..

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By *rC onlyMan
over a year ago

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Along came Tarquinius with a game of boggle and he suggested

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

To fight Gino to the end and whoever wins gets to play a game with the ladies.

Then…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Then they can get a nice hairdo and..

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Massage by the winner.

So…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bikini wax. But suddenly a crocodile appeared in the forest and ran towards Doris and Ethel !

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By *asmeenTV/TS
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So doris and Ethel ran to the hut at the other end then had a cheeky snog and...

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By (user no longer on site)
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Pretended not to notice Dave dressed up as the Queen Mother holding a

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Dubonnet and lemonade in each hand.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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And a cherry in the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers ! Said everyone as they all joined hands and sang

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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We wish you a merry cherry day and a happy new peach...

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So after that Doris declared that she'd like to show everyone her lovely peach so she took off her

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Then merle and pearl turned up they looked very anxious they had just seen....

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over a year ago

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"So after that Doris declared that she'd like to show everyone her lovely peach so she took off her"

Hat

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Then merle and pearl turned up they looked very anxious they had just seen...."
A ghost....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of Christmas past. But it's July, not December said Dave so who are you really?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Of Christmas past. But it's July, not December said Dave so who are you really?"

Dave was really Geoff from grimsby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who kept herrings in his top hat and half a pound of sea salt in his

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Pants

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Then they all went...

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Skinny dipping.

Suddenly…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Suddenly I say out of the sea appeared medusa who ate them all then...

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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put them back in The Cock Inn, where Al was still cleaning up all the debris, and shooting the breeze with Len, who....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Was having a facelift...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

But after all the excitement Doris and Ethel wanted to go home and just take a few select friends back for a drink and a fumble

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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They wanted bahuma to come aswell so bahuma did...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

But he didn’t stay long as had a promise on elsewhere so Ethel and Doris just poured more drinks and turned up the music

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over a year ago

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Then came vera...

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over a year ago

Lynn or was it Vera Duckworth ? Either way they looked stunning in a bright red

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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And blonde hair...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Then alone came polly with her long legs and smelly...

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over a year ago

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Nelly who

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

We really do love your company but we’ve had enough excitement for one day.

Think it’s time for our meds and bed zzz

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Not of these where invited as we did mention we only wanted a few select frineds here so buger off

Xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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The more the merrier they said

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over a year ago

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So doris and Ethel...

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over a year ago

Lived Happily ever after

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