FabSwingers.com forum: Next Sentence 3

By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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In the park there were 2 elderly ladies sat on the bench, one turned to the other and said......

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

What do you reckon to that blokes muscles Ethel??

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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Doris remembered the days when she was a bit more agile and thought.....

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

If only I was 50; years younger

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

So Ethel and Doris, with a glint in their eye, decided to.....

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Go and get a closer look

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

As Ethel got up from the bench a few drops of urine trickled down her leg. As usual she was going commando.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

and the Tena Lady was of no use so she decided to....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

mop up using her facemask which was on the bench next to her. "Oy" said Doris "that's mine. Give it back". The muscley gentleman watched in amazement as they tussled, then said ....

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I do love a Golden Shower and...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Watching elderley ladies pissing themselves NOT

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The muscley man asked the ladies if they would like to watch him perform a magic trick.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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With his tiny wand

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

And a silken handkerchief. Unfortunately he had forgotten his silken handkerchief so he asked the two ladies if he could borrow the pissy facemask. Suddenly, from out of a bush appeared ...

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

..a squirrel, who had seen all this before, and just shook his head in disbelief, whereupon a....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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A cat ran across the

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Line of sight

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

How’s that for good luck he said

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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So Ethel and Doris started to chat up the muscley man and much to their surprise....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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They were dancers

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

When they where younger

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

At which point Len Goodman appeared from behind the bush, holding the squirrel, and shouted.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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When I was younger so much younger than today I never needed

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

anyone to help me get a hard on. It just popped up. Anyone fancy ...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

A quick waltz around the park instead of ogling this guys muscles

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Ethel approached Len Goodman holding out her hands.

He gave her…

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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some nuts, which she proceeded to...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Thrown on the floor as it was a waltz she was after

Doris looked on…shaking her head

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

thinking, if only I hadn't put on these wellies, I might be able to....

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Have a little dance myself as well

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Then wash my ears

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Cos I can’t hear a thing

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Doris where are your hearing aids?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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On the moon

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

You really are losing the plot.

Have you taken your medication this morning?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"You really are losing the plot.

Have you taken your medication this morning?"

Is that the next sentence or aimed at me?

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

"You really are losing the plot.

Have you taken your medication this morning?

Is that the next sentence or aimed at me?"

Next sentence.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"You really are losing the plot.

Have you taken your medication this morning?

Is that the next sentence or aimed at me?

Next sentence."

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

And the confusion went on until…..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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They sat down to eat

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Cos they just happened to have some food with them

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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The food was delicious

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

And all four of them shared before the ladies decide to head off home

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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To wash there

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Pots

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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And pans

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Next there was a knock on the door.

Ethel opened it to find…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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A mermaid

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Who was holding a....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Penguin

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The stench of fish was unbearable. Ethel said ....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Wheres the airspray

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

But by mistake Doris passed her a can of aerosol red spray paint. The mermaid and the penguin got covered in it. It looked like they had been attacked by an axe wielding homicidal maniac.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Ooh noo they cried what shall we do so they

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Invited them in for a shower and rubbed them both clean which they thoroughly enjoyed.

So much so the mermaids nipples turned…

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Inside out

Ethel and Doris where a bit embarrassed and politely asked them to leave

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Meanwhile Len had a cunning plan, and thought....

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I’ll get the records out…that’ll cheer the old dears up

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

and put some Shed SEVEN on, but this was a bit too modern for Ethel & Doris who....

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

In their 80’s preferred jazz music and abit of…

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Nat King Cole

But they put upmwith just to please old Len

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ethel walzed with him until her corns started rubbing. Doris couldn't manage anything as her varicose veins were playing up. Len said ...

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Let’s sit down and have some tea and cake.

Meanwhile the phone rang and it was…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Marlene and Joan

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Who are fans of Len Goodman wanted to pop round and get

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

His autograph

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Len said "I hope they get their tits out for me to sign"

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ethel said, "I've got some lippy in ma handbag, use this"...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Len was getting tired as it had been a long day so who did that leave

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The young muscley man who can do magic tricks.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

With his selection of coloured balloons....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

He decided to hold auditions for a glamorous assistant

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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To which vera auditioned

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

She was very talented when it came to shaping the balloons.

She shaped one as a man and gave him a big…

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pair of Clown's feet, Ethel burst out laughing and thought...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Why didn't I join the circus so I could

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Have got more experience

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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To eat snails

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Better off just keeping my weirds thoughts to muself

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Better off just keeping my weirds thoughts to muself"

Muself the new pub to...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

"Better off just keeping my weirds thoughts to muself

Muself the new pub to..."

….???.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Better off just keeping my weirds thoughts to muself

Muself the new pub to...

….???."

Go for food why the ???

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

"Better off just keeping my weirds thoughts to muself

Muself the new pub to...

….???.

Go for food why the ???

??"

It didn’t make sense but no worries

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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They said then went to the beach to

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Anyway the ladies decided to stay home and put the kettle on

Balloons wasn’t of much interest

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Yawning away both Ethel and Doris decided to get ready for bed.

Leaving Len Goodman downstairs…

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

He decided to tackle a few of the computer games

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

But Len was perplexed, he only knew how to play...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Donkey Kong

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

At which point the guy with the muscles burst into the room and said..

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Did someone say Donkey Kong ? That was my nickname in the forces. At your service Sir.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

So they snuggled up on the sofa with a can of beer and tackled a few games together

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Fed up with playing Monopoly, Doris decided to get the Twister mat out...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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And say hold me hold me

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Even tho she had earlier got ready for bed

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ethel went and put her sauciest negligee on and whispered to Doris....

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

This still fits me 60 years on.

I’m sure I can get..

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Sew the holes up

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

But Len was having none of it and said to the muscly guy, "Perhaps we should....

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Get the needle and thread out and give her a hand before she pricks herself

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

so the muscly guy said, "Leave this to me Len, I've seen The Great British Sewing Bee....

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

So I’ll have it stitched up in no time then she can finally go to bed

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

He removed the thimble from the tip of his penis and popped it on his finger

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

And began his work

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Within no time at all the holes were sewn up.

Just in time…

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Because an officer from the fashion police burst in through the door and said it was time for inspection.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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So they...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Ignored him and went to bed as they had already had other distractions earlier and where now really tired

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The officier of the fashion police was furious they had ignored him and radioed for reinforcements

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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But a altercation broke out and...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Len fell to the floor, clutching his privates, which Doris had accidently hit with her hot water bottle. The muscley man ....

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Decided to leave as it all got to much for him

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Followed by Len still clutching his privates with tears in his eyes.

Before he went he said to Doris and Ethel…

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I've left you both something special in the coal shed. Go have a look

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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But be careful because it

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Is dark and your light doesn’t work

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ethel and Doris quickly donned their headtorches and went outside to the coal shed. Nervously they opened the creaking door. Inside they saw ...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

The biggest

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Piece of coal but wait a minute was it coal or

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A giant testicle. But who was it attached to ? They peered into the shed for a closer look and saw ...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

That it wasn’t a testicle after all but a gigantic spider

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Standing right on top of a dildo.

With a grin Ethel stuck her hand in but got bit by the spider.

Doris grabbed…

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

what she thought was a...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Dildo and whacked it over the head

Must be dead now let’s get off to bed

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

so we can start playing with this dildo. Come and join us muscly man and fashion police officer. They all went upstairs to the bedroom and then ...

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Doris and Ethel decided to take control, the muscly guy was a bit nervous about this and shouted "Len!, please come and....

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Take control of Doris and Ethel they are not what they seem they both have gigantic truncheons

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Strange because all the guys had left earlier on in the evening so it must have all been a dream

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

So Doris and Ethel went downstairs in their nighties, put the kettle on and chatted about how they used to...

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Rob Banks and own brothels how they chuckled about old times and then Ethel said to doris

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Seeing as we went to bed earlier do you think we should go back now

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Could do are we taking out nighties off like we use to in the day strip bollock naked was the phrase

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Not on your nelly.

I’m far too old for that now.

I feel the cold and my poor nipples…

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Are like organ stops talking of organs Doris how's yours performing

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

Dry and wrinkled like me.

Well Ethel think we’ve had a very busy day and it’s past our bedtime.

I’m going…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Shoplifting with..m

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

My mum 24 hour tesco limited staff might nick some brillo pads

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Shoplifting at this time of night

Get yourself in bed Ethel

Just accept its now time to go to sleep

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

And when they finally dozed off, Doris had a very strange dream,.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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About

Glitter

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Those sideburns, the jacket with big shoulders, the rhinestones. It's all rock 'n' roll. She shook Ethel awake and asked her "do you wanna touch me" ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Touch me touch me now all over my

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Crinkley bottom and then she had a dream about Noel Edmonds

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By *leasebegentleCouple
over a year ago

Longfield

If that wasn’t scary enough.

Mr Blobby popped up too.

This dream is a nightmare I need to…

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Take my tablets

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

She reached out to the bedside table for her glass of water but instead her hand touched ...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Her teeth as she had forgotten she meant to put them in the bathroom

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over a year ago

She couldn’t remember why she put them in the bathroom as she usually put them in her mouth every time she..

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Ate a bacon sandwich with brown sauce

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

But seeing as she was in bed and usually puts her teeth in a glass in the bathroom she was suprised she had found they where on her bedside table

Oh well…OFF to sleep

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Then she woke and said to herself my teeth are usually in the bathroom soaking in sterident

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

but accidentally Doris had put her teeth into a glass of....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ethel's urine which she had produced ready for a test at the clinic.

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Next day the clinic analysed the teeth they were actually from a vampire

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over a year ago

Bat which had flown up her nightie in the early hours and given her a love bite on

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Her inner thigh leaving a message with its teeth saying

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her inner thigh leaving a message with its teeth saying "

In the tiniest writing, “It’s a ten from Len!”

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Doris decided to have the writing tattooed as a permanent memory. On her way to the tattoo parlour she ...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Called at the little coffee bar so she could sit and people watch

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over a year ago

From the window, when she noticed the muscly man from earlier, with the tiny wand and silken handkerchief was doing his magic trick in the square and gathering…

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Quite an audience he waved his magic wand and hey presto

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over a year ago

His silken handkerchief blew in the breeze and from behind it a beautiful white dove appeared which flew up and swooped back down, landing on his…

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

toupee, and proceeded to....

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Peck at it

Ethel was pissing herself

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over a year ago

But thankfully she’d stopped at Poundland to pick up some handy wipes and was on her knees mopping up the mess when…

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

She remembered she hadn’t got Doris up yet

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

so when she went to wake up Doris, she was alarmed to see Len doing.....

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

The breakfast in his pinny and nothing else

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over a year ago

Len greeted her with a loud “SEV-ENNN!” And proceeded to waltz around the kitchen, frying pan in hand.

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over a year ago

‘Another sausage Ether ?’ said Len with frisky abandon while doing a tricky reverse jive step, to which she smiled and said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me see if Doris fancies sharing one. I do love a good sausage though.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Which reminds me…..I was suppose to be go8ng to see the tattoo bloke and completely forgot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doris loved sharing sausage so she and Ethel started nibbling at either end until Len suddenly exclaimed

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