FabSwingers.com forum: You have 5 Words !!

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Ok so trying something new tonight ...

You have only 5 words to make yourself as appealing and fuckable to the rest of us as possible.

So sell yourself in 5 words and let's see

Newbies especially welcome as this is an opportunity to say hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving blowjobs is my favourite

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Seriously you can do better

Hoping reverse psychology works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously you can do better

Hoping reverse psychology works

That was my trick too

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Seriously you can do better

Hoping reverse psychology works

That was my trick too

Fools seldom differ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than a wank.

(I only need four!)

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Better than a wank.

(I only need four!)"
one of my verifications says ‘slightly better than a wank’

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Have vagina am a slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learnt how to read lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll do it in 4 words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better than a wank.

(I only need four!) one of my verifications says ‘slightly better than a wank’ "

From Diamonds.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Giving blowjobs is my favourite "

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over a year ago

Hertfordshire

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Better than a wank.

(I only need four!) one of my verifications says ‘slightly better than a wank’

From Diamonds."
after I’d promised not to do the wet lettuce one

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over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I can count really really well

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Better than a wank.

(I only need four!)"

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Have boobs and like anal

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Have vagina am a slut

Ok this wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I can count really really well"

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

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You women keep getting better

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Desperate enough to do anything.

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My ass is fantastically fuckable "

Excellent

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I will, if you will

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"No drama needed, just sex.

We have a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ass is fantastically fuckable

Excellent

Ha ha I see what you did there lol

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"No drama needed, just sex.

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over a year ago

Bristol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"No drama needed, just sex.

We have a winner

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Big boobs soft kissable lips "

Oh I hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big boobs soft kissable lips

Oh I hope so

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over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Curvy, kinky dancer

Why use 5 when 3 will do

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Ok so trying something new tonight ...

You have only 5 words to make yourself as appealing and fuckable to the rest of us as possible.

So sell yourself in 5 words and let's see

Newbies especially welcome as this is an opportunity to say hi

I’m here to please you !

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Curvy, kinky dancer

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Durham

We make a cuppa afterwards.

Maybe with a chocolate biscuit

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over a year ago

Rotherham

Possesses a super tight pussy

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over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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over a year ago

Halifax

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

These are my lovely feet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"We make a cuppa afterwards.

Maybe with a chocolate biscuit"

This wins !! End of discussion

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"We make a cuppa afterwards.

Maybe with a chocolate biscuit

This wins !! End of discussion

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over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Get mesmerised by my eyes

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over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Possesses a super tight pussy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Never spit only ever swallow

What pub is that again

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over a year ago

barnsley

"I have cake, will share

I’ll take a slice of you and the cake too

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over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

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over a year ago

colchester

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Blow job lips seeking Daddy"

That works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have cake, will share

I’ll take a slice of you and the cake too

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over a year ago

B38

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

near enough

No ad needed sells itself ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your secrets safe with me

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over a year ago

"Tits make a good pillow "

looks so true!

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a serial killer.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"tequila boobs tequila craic tequila

Px "

I see a theme here

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I totally aim to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to crash & burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits, ass and much enthusiasm

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over a year ago

A Pharaoh Way

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I totally aim to please

You dont even need words

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I totally aim to please

You dont even need words

Il need gagged then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I totally aim to please

You dont even need words

Haha I agree!!

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over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Torn between

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over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Torn between

Snooty with a cute booty

Sassy with a classy ass

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over a year ago

East London

Never says no to anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I share my biscuits afterwards

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Never says no to anything. "

I may test that theory

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over a year ago

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

I’ll get my coat then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have wine, beer, and prosecco ??

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over a year ago

cambridge

Better than you would imagine

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Blonde Busty Curvy Smooth Spank"

5 Perfect Words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ll get my coat then

Stay , you may get lucky

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Have wine, beer, and prosecco ??"

Sounds ideal

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Not too bad I guess

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over a year ago

Wiltshire

You know you want to

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Not too bad I guess"

I'd say better than that

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not too bad I guess

I'd say better than that

Ok, how about

Occasionally marginally better than average

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Good with tongue, have manners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do give a fuck

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

[Removed by poster at 20/03/21 23:06:57]

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Not too bad I guess

I'd say better than that

Ok, how about

Occasionally marginally better than average

you really know how to sell yourself

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over a year ago

On a mooch

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over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not too bad I guess

I'd say better than that

Ok, how about

Occasionally marginally better than average

you really know how to sell yourself

A sweet and innocent angel

Better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not too bad I guess

I'd say better than that

Ok, how about

Occasionally marginally better than average

you really know how to sell yourself

A sweet and innocent angel

Better?"

#Trades Description Act violation#

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not too bad I guess

I'd say better than that

Ok, how about

Occasionally marginally better than average

you really know how to sell yourself

A sweet and innocent angel

Better?

#Trades Description Act violation#"

That's only 4 words

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Not too bad I guess

I'd say better than that

Ok, how about

Occasionally marginally better than average

you really know how to sell yourself

A sweet and innocent angel

Better?"

Better ?? Yes . Truthful?? No

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

"I’ll get my coat then

Stay , you may get lucky

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not too bad I guess

I'd say better than that

Ok, how about

Occasionally marginally better than average

you really know how to sell yourself

A sweet and innocent angel

Better?

Better ?? Yes . Truthful?? No

That's also only 4 words. Come on Fucknugget. It's your game.... play by the rules

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Good with tongue, have manners

You always say please before you use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock on the he(aven)lls door

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"Knock on the he(aven)lls door

Ding dong.

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

"Don’t let size fool you "

Never xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Not too bad I guess

I'd say better than that

Ok, how about

Occasionally marginally better than average

you really know how to sell yourself

A sweet and innocent angel

Better?

Better ?? Yes . Truthful?? No

That's also only 4 words. Come on Fucknugget. It's your game.... play by the rules

Erm... I'm counting the

as a word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not too bad I guess

I'd say better than that

Ok, how about

Occasionally marginally better than average

you really know how to sell yourself

A sweet and innocent angel

Better?

Better ?? Yes . Truthful?? No

That's also only 4 words. Come on Fucknugget. It's your game.... play by the rules

The rules are to describe yourself in 5 words!

I believe 4 are ok to challenge x

To be fair the rules say nothing about honesty xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Good with tongue, have manners

You always say please before you use it

No it's the receiver that says please before I use it

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over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

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over a year ago

west

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

"I'll dine and 69 you

Obviously sounds good to me xx

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over a year ago

rotherham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wierd Submissive ginger nympho "

I’ll get my coat

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

barnsley

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over a year ago

birmingham

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over a year ago

birmingham

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over a year ago

birmingham

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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