FabSwingers.com forum: So you're a Burglar (Sunday pass time game)

By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

So your a burglar but you can only steal things that 'mildly inconvenience' your victims. What are you taking?

Me: batteries in all remotes lol

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Lightbulbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the left shoes.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

All usb charging cables

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

The connecting rod in the door handles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuses out the plugs

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The connecting rod in the door handles."

But only one or two. Cant have them trapped

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

All the towels.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

The kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The WiFi router

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

All the knickers out the knickers draw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't nick anything, I'd just change their Fab password and log out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The WiFi router

Haha end of life as we know it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The fuses from all the plugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't nick anything, I'd just change their Fab password and log out

... but not before changing their username to Blue Waffle Lover

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Lock the loos and the bathroom and throw away the key

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

All of the tea towels

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

All the right footed socks from him and all the make-up brushes from her.

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"All the left shoes. "

Hahaha

Good 1

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

All the wheels of their cars....

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

The cutlery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their spark plugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the toilet rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 sock from each pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All their chocolate

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"All their chocolate

Now that is just to far!! This would be the worst thing to happen to me ever xx

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I won’t steal anything - but maybe swap things around eg split a pair of socks and put one in the back of the undies drawer so you can’t find it or switch the shampoo with the conditioner

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"The WiFi router

Change the WiFi router password and the admin password to re-access the admin section

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By *h yes pleaseMan
over a year ago

stanhope

His wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sink and bath plugs.

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Back for the 'Loo roll' haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their beloved pet and replace it with a Goldfish

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

The kettle

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Vibrators

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"1 sock from each pair "

Some gits obviously done this to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lightbulbs"

Sounds silly, but about 30 years ago my parents moved house and on the day they moved in found the "people" they bought from had removed all the light bulbs, switches and ceiling roses before they left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All their chocolate

Now that is just to far!! This would be the worst thing to happen to me ever xx"
nom nom Nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All their dairy products xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tea spoons and the jar of coffee

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By *ookworm258Man
over a year ago

Wythenshawe

All the sky remotes and lynx cans. The universal measuring of cocks will collapse

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

All of the phone chargers. Not the actual leads but the plugs with USB connectors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google my user name for an answer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/03/21 15:41:46]

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"All the sky remotes and lynx cans. The universal measuring of cocks will collapse"

Hahaha good 1

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"All their dairy products xx"

Breakfast would be ruined haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the buttons from their clothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the freezer off

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I'd switch all their coffee for decaf and steal all the phone chargers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet rolls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the curtains and blinds so the neighbours can see the (full frontal) distress...

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

all the cups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the fuses in the plugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle opener.

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By *heHungStudentMan
over a year ago

Kettering

A single sock from each pair of socks they own

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The cord to the kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the water off and steal the handle off the tap

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Phone charger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blinds and curtains from every room

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Every left shoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The “off” option for keyboard sounds on their phone

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Swap the salt and sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The kettle

This is truly evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the forks n spoons just leaving knives

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The door knobs

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I wouldn’t steal anything, but I would swap the left and right buttons on their mouse.

That usually confuses the shit out of people!

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By *ictoriaathomeTV/TS
over a year ago

Huddersfield

The hose from the vac.

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By *ampshire_guy40Man
over a year ago

hampshire

Milk out the fridge if it's semi skimmed.dont know why.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

The toilet seat

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Swap the fuses for 1amp ones that blow all the time and leave a box of 1 amp ones marked as being 13

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Can we leave them something like a poltergeist or a dead fish sewn into the curtains or sew grass seed and water the carpet

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By *igRajMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Turn the mains power and water off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swap the milk for sour cream

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

All of the condiments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id pick half of the buttons out pf all the remotes and all the plugs off appliances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The inside handle from the bathroom door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take all the taps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So your a burglar but you can only steal things that 'mildly inconvenience' your victims. What are you taking?

Me: batteries in all remotes lol

Fuse from every appliance!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms and lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Condoms and lube"

That’s optimistic lol x

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Almost forgot

will steal your sex toys & lube haha

That would piss off most of you horny buggers

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Couldn’t be a burgler cos I’m to nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's vape, would drive any vaper mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fondue set and soda stream...do them a favour

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By *oobloverEEMan
over a year ago

birmingham

All the chairs ,standing only

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I would reverse the blades on their Lawnmower

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Oh, and swap the salt for sugar

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