FabSwingers.com forum: Timewasters Game. Fill in the missing Blanks.

By *orthernCouple88 OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds & surounding (VISITING)

Hi everybody. For no other reason than to combat frustration and boredom in lockdown I thought I’d invent a little game. It’s not a rant about perceived time wasters or a criticism of anybody. It’s just a game. Nothing over than that. A bit of fun for all those that perceive they have been DELIBERATELY messed around or had their time wasted.

So, the rules are...

You write a brief scenario (that actually happened). You then start the sentence off. And, like a Crap, swinging form of blankety blank you insert some spaces for others to fill in.

BS = Brief Scenario

Here’s ours...

BS: We’re stood in the Pub in Blackpool waiting for the couple (we’ve been chatting to all week) to turn up. We then receive a message from the Male. “Hi. It’s male half here. Missus is not here because ——————— but I am happy to meet you both alone.

What are the missing words?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

it is her time of the month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She doesn't exist?

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire (and regular stays in Staffs)

[Removed by poster at 07/02/21 09:50:35]

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire (and regular stays in Staffs)

I'm actually a lying deluded cock

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By *orthernCouple88 OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds & surounding (VISITING)

"it is her time of the month"

I know this phrase is from a different TV show but I can’t help saying “It’s good but it’s not right”.

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By *orthernCouple88 OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds & surounding (VISITING)

"I'm actually a lying deluded cock"

HA HA HA. This was true but I’m

Looking for the actual phrase.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

She's really the invisible lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she doesn't actually exist...

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By *orthernCouple88 OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds & surounding (VISITING)

OK, yes. This is the shittest game ever and it’s fair to say I won’t be approaching ITV to see if they fancy doing a Pilot. I’ll give it a bit longer before I tell you the missing words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is attending a regional chess tournament

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By *orthernCouple88 OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds & surounding (VISITING)

"She is attending a regional chess tournament "

Lol. It’s a bit more obvious than that.

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By *orthernCouple88 OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds & surounding (VISITING)

Ok. The missing words are...

‘She’s not feeling well’

OK. If anyone else can be bothered fire away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is meeting another couple by herself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I managed a branch of a temporary recruitment agency for nearly 20 years

It prepared me well for Fab and peoples excuses

I've literally heard it all

My top 3 were:

I can't work Fridays because the wife has piano lessons and I have to restrain the dog

I need some time off because my monkey has depression, and my all time favourite...

I can't come in today because I've been to the Doctors and he said I need my lungs removed. But I'll be OK for Thursday

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