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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

You know the drill. Say you're in.

Message someone a would you rather with 2 options. They must post that option in full on this thread.

Those of us who see greedy can pick both, but must post both fully.

Let the games begin!

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Wear a butt plug at all times

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Have sex with a pringles container. Full size...

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I'd rather go on naked attraction. Nympho you're making this very difficult hehe

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I'd rather have a banana up my bum for the rest of my life. Thanks Evil Aimee

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK playing catch up here

1. I'll walk naked through a sewer cause I'm no havin sex with my kitchen door

2.ill go for my sex life broadcast on TV simply cause I don't have one... Sex life not TV haha.

3.ill take the metal pole and wallop YOUR arse with it haha

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"OK playing catch up here

1. I'll walk naked through a sewer cause I'm no havin sex with my kitchen door

2.ill go for my sex life broadcast on TV simply cause I don't have one... Sex life not TV haha.

3.ill take the metal pole and wallop YOUR arse with it haha"

Being a tad greedy there huh? Stocking them up are we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK playing catch up here

1. I'll walk naked through a sewer cause I'm no havin sex with my kitchen door

2.ill go for my sex life broadcast on TV simply cause I don't have one... Sex life not TV haha.

3.ill take the metal pole and wallop YOUR arse with it haha

Being a tad greedy there huh? Stocking them up are we?"

I got lost lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather laugh uncontrollably when I orgasm

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Rather lick cold custard off Boris's bum or shout out 'I'm horny n you're getting it' every hour for a fortnight..

I’ll have the latter please, I probably would lick custard of someone’s arse, just not Boris’s haha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mon ya fearties lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather have fingers for toes cause with toes for fingers I'd not be able to pick anything up... Open toe sandals would be interesting though lolol

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Get a facial from Jacob rees mog

Thanks for that one

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I'll dry hump you because you look like Thatcher

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'd rather have fingers for toes cause with toes for fingers I'd not be able to pick anything up... Open toe sandals would be interesting though lolol"

Any shoes would be a challenge really...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll dry hump you because you look like Thatcher "

In your wildest dreams darling lololol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go knickerless.. Obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my aunts/uncles are blood relatives so Mr Bean hahaha

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I'd watch you get fucked by Mr bean and the hulk at the same time. Potential dvt action right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd watch you get fucked by Mr bean and the hulk at the same time. Potential dvt action right there "

You are a disgrace hang your head in shame lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd watch you get fucked by Mr bean and the hulk at the same time. Potential dvt action right there "

Deep vein thrombosis your thing huh lol

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'd watch you get fucked by Mr bean and the hulk at the same time. Potential dvt action right there "

It was for you. Not us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want them but.....saggy Balls for tits arrggghhh

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Have my clit mounted above my bed.

I hope this is a replica or painting...

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Strip tease in front of family, including parents.

Silently wishing they all close their eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"I'd watch you get fucked by Mr bean and the hulk at the same time. Potential dvt action right there

Deep vein thrombosis your thing huh lol"

Actually could be possible if there was a serious bleed somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have daffodils growing out of my bum every spring.

I do like a nice daffodil

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"I don't want them but.....saggy Balls for tits arrggghhh"

They'd suit ya hehe

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'd watch you get fucked by Mr bean and the hulk at the same time. Potential dvt action right there

Deep vein thrombosis your thing huh lol

Actually could be possible if there was a serious bleed somewhere "

With hulk in the line up, I'd say very likely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't want them but.....saggy Balls for tits arrggghhh

They'd suit ya hehe"

You're working your ticket boy pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run naked through Tesco’s that’s a Wednesday night for me any way Loo am no going near his hairy trotters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget who everyone else is lol

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Cough marbles ever time I cough.

Does this mean I dont need to cross my legs anymore???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on a dildo for a year you never no

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"Sit on a dildo for a year you never no "

It was 10 years btw

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Sit on a dick and take it up the ass while eating cake

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Cough marbles ever time I cough.

Does this mean I dont need to cross my legs anymore??? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fam walking in on me being gang banged

I could get to dislike you grrrr lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit on a dick and take it up the ass while eating cake "

So a normal Tuesday then yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw God

Al wear big phils breeks as a face Mask

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Fam walking in on me being gang banged

I could get to dislike you grrrr lol"

You love me really

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum loudly for all to hear every time I lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go without sex for a year....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In "

I know lolol

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"Aw God

Al wear big phils breeks as a face Mask "

I ditto this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll go without sex for a year.... "

I'd basically just call that 2020 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poor trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll go without sex for a year....

I'd basically just call that 2020 lol "

Me too! But we got masks so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit evertime a fart lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit evertime a fart lol "

Moves away lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in.

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

Get the ironing out of the way then more time to play with my new boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back in. "

Welcome back gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit myself every time I lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit myself every time I lie "

Hahaha I’ll watch out for this one x

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Communicate through charades for a week.

Sounds like a lot of fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recieve no form of sexual contact for 5 years, even solo.

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Wank Stephen hawking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit myself every time I lie

Hahaha I’ll watch out for this one x"

Time to stock up on Imodium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recieve no form of sexual contact for 5 years, even solo."

The other option REALLY must of been dire lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orgasm every time I sneeze please. .... Where's the pepper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recieve no form of sexual contact for 5 years, even solo.

The other option REALLY must of been dire lol. "

Oh yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Orgasm every time I sneeze please. .... Where's the pepper "

Bring on the hayfever lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit myself every time I lie

Hahaha I’ll watch out for this one x

Time to stock up on Imodium "

Ummmmm I didn’t think you lied to me!!! Mr!! X

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Have a 3 sum with the chuckle brothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw think am nibbling a hole in the foreskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll go without sex for a year....

I'd basically just call that 2020 lol "

Umm what was that with me 2 weeks ago or did I imagine that lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit myself every time I lie

Hahaha I’ll watch out for this one x

Time to stock up on Imodium

Ummmmm I didn’t think you lied to me!!! Mr!! X"

It's the rest of the world that I'm worried about xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll go without sex for a year....

I'd basically just call that 2020 lol

Umm what was that with me 2 weeks ago or did I imagine that lol x"

A very good exception to the rule xx

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"Aw think am nibbling a hole in the foreskin "

Eh why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everytime I look at a TV it shows my sex life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was that or eating a rabid dogs nuts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only sex you ever experience again is a gangbang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was that or eating a rabid dogs nuts lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do all my shopping naked.

So glad I chose online this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only be able to give oral sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only be able to give oral sex"

Interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have 2 penises all day long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only be able to give oral sex

Interesting. "

So very enjoyable

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up with a dick and balls Lol I love my boobs too much to sacrifice them

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West


"Orgasm every time I sneeze please. .... Where's the pepper "

Hayfever season would be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Orgasm every time I sneeze please. .... Where's the pepper

Hayfever season would be fun "

Aaaaachooooo oooooo

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Star as the main attraction in Amsterdam and choose your playmates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate for both, squirty cream goes sour too quickly.... Ahem so I'm told

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Chocolate for me and the cream for him to lick off.

No one wants to be near me if I consumed that much dairy. Trust me guess ill be a while... see you in 2030

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Mud wrestle for mating rights of women/men (your choice)

Or

Do a mating dance to attract us

Mud wrestle with a potential female, if I win, I get to fuck em lol..

I couldn’t dance to save my life

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Every time you get hard your dick sings "I want to break freeeeeee"

Or

Every time you cum, your dick sings "you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel"

Definitely the second one, could make for very embarrassing situations in public otherwise if I cross paths with a pretty lady haha

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

walk down Argyle St in just your underwear/lingerie

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I’d definitely rather attend a wedding naked, shaved bare all over, with a bow tie round my cock

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"I’d definitely rather attend a wedding naked, shaved bare all over, with a bow tie round my cock "

Poor poor man. Who would make you do that!

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I’d definitely rather attend a wedding naked, shaved bare all over, with a bow tie round my cock

Poor poor man. Who would make you do that!"

Probably some barmy weegie woman, you know, the kind that’d walk along a busy high street in just her undies haha x

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Have high heels grafted to my feet making me 4-5" taller.

I'm a shortie, can't lose 4 or 5"

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I’d rather tongue punch BoJo’s fart box, at least I could close my eyes and pretend in my head that I’m rimming a lovely lady

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"I’d rather tongue punch BoJo’s fart box, at least I could close my eyes and pretend in my head that I’m rimming a lovely lady"

Aye cos he's totally going to be shaved and prepped for you

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Better than the other option, the other twat would never shut up about our rendezvous if I chose that way haha

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Since my choice wasn't really a choice... here goes

Being dp'ed by bojo and trump with bojo in my pussy (marginally more tolerable to look at)

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

It was a choice, you had to chose who was where in your mmf lol..

Ummmmm, Trump taking me from behind..

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"It was a choice, you had to chose who was where in your mmf lol..

Ummmmm, Trump taking me from behind.."

So you want to look at bojo while he's in your mouth, looking into his peepers. Awwww

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"It was a choice, you had to chose who was where in your mmf lol..

Ummmmm, Trump taking me from behind..

So you want to look at bojo while he's in your mouth, looking into his peepers. Awwww"

I’d be keeping my head down, would want to make eye contact with anyone lol

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Uhuhh sure. Whatever you say. Mmmhmm

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Uhuhh sure. Whatever you say. Mmmhmm"

It wasn’t good either way, I’d rather not look either of them in the eyes haha

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Most definitely sleep on a cactus for a year

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Sweat mayonnaise...ooookay

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I’d rather have my partner scream out the wrong name

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Have hair than never goes grey but never grows

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

An arse as hairy as a gorilla haha

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"An arse as hairy as a gorilla haha"

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Drink all night and not get d*unk.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A family member, my daughter isn’t judgmental.

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Shaking my head in mock disappointment.

We have our first forfeit on an option. Someone doesn't get to cum for a month now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shaking my head in mock disappointment.

We have our first forfeit on an option. Someone doesn't get to cum for a month now. "

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Masturbate with a cactus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a jellyfish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massage my prostate with a courgette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Get gangbanged by 10 guys while blindfolded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck like a god but never cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucked by a man like his bitch

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Fuck a football team

Or

Have sex and be watched by a football team.

Ill take both please. Does it last 90 minutes for both?!?

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I’d deffo wank with jellyfish tentacles for hands..

Don’t people say you need to pee on jellyfish stings??

I’d be in the right place straight away lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masterbate with jellyfish tentacles

defo over going to work for a year naked

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

10 guys pee on me

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Only cum when you head the theme song to Sesame Street sound like the best option of the two haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

walk around with a but plug for a year, never said where it had to go haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popping back in

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Gangbanged every weekend for a year.

Fun times

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sit on a plug every time I sat down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank with chili hot sauce in your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give everyone a strip tease in a retirement home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been a mans bitch for the weekend

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Piss on a guys cock and balls after I've cum on them

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

A close neighbour fucks me eveey weekend.

Looks like I have some busy fuckinf weekends. Pun intended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do my shopping in a glitery thong

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Glittery thong shopping, nobody would see it under my trousers lol

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

have fellow fab user DanS fuck your arse on the hour, every hour, for a week

Thanks dan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum every time

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"Cum every time "

Full quote mister

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

used by a small cocked guy every weekend

Can I get some sleep at the weekend please?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I’m in if he is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watch my parents every time they fuck

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"have fellow fab user DanS fuck your arse on the hour, every hour, for a week

Thanks dan..."

Ding ding ding ding, we have a winner, congratulations Nympho6969

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Only cum when I'm told to

Or

Play with nipple clamps.

Both sound fun and at least ill be guaranteed to cum

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"have fellow fab user DanS fuck your arse on the hour, every hour, for a week

Thanks dan...

Ding ding ding ding, we have a winner, congratulations Nympho6969 "

Cheeky sod!

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Have a guy lick my period

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dance naked every time you fart

Best get some buscopan no one needs to see me naked dance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a guy lick my period "

Some find that a turn on.

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Eat shit that tastes like chocolate

Missed this from earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck bojo add extensions and shave his ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dance naked every time you fart

Best get some buscopan no one needs to see me naked dance. "

Ahem xx

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Clean cum from a guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a guy clean cum from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you rather only be able to have deep meaningful, passionate sex, or....................

Hard, fast, no holes barred kinky sex?

Both!!! In equal measure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you rather only be able to have deep meaningful, passionate sex, or....................

Hard, fast, no holes barred kinky sex?

Both!!! In equal measure. "

Oh go on then, if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explosive dihorea every time you say no

Lol that could get embarrassing but the other option was gross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you rather only be able to have deep meaningful, passionate sex, or....................

Hard, fast, no holes barred kinky sex?

Both!!! In equal measure.

Oh go on then, if you insist "

Again ?

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

kiss a guy with mouth full of cum

or

Let him cum in your mouth

Not choosing. I'm greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dip in December with 100 ppl watching

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"Would you rather only be able to have deep meaningful, passionate sex, or....................

Hard, fast, no holes barred kinky sex?

Both!!! In equal measure.

Oh go on then, if you insist

Again ? "

I can help with this

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Gangbanged by 19 year old prison inmates

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Would you rather only be able to have deep meaningful, passionate sex, or....................

Hard, fast, no holes barred kinky sex?

Both!!! In equal measure.

Oh go on then, if you insist

Again ?

I can help with this "

Fuck it let’s make it a gangbang lol..

I’m in, if I’m allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you rather only be able to have deep meaningful, passionate sex, or....................

Hard, fast, no holes barred kinky sex?

Both!!! In equal measure.

Oh go on then, if you insist

Again ? "

But of course

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Eat testicles every week for the rest of my life..

In some countries they’re considered a delicacy lol, I’m sure they can’t be all bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you rather only be able to have deep meaningful, passionate sex, or....................

Hard, fast, no holes barred kinky sex?

Both!!! In equal measure.

Oh go on then, if you insist

Again ?

I can help with this "

Sounds like a plan to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum only from granny bjs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shaking my head in mock disappointment.

We have our first forfeit on an option. Someone doesn't get to cum for a month now.

"

I nearly missed this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eat out a pussy that has not been washed in 3 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dp with bojo and trump with bojo facing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dp with bojo and trump face me

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"eat out a pussy that has not been washed in 3 weeks "

Oh poor man. Who would be that evil!

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Rim kim jun un and let him kiss me (or however you spell it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder

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