FabSwingers.com forum: Humour me.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Post whatever you like and let's get this to 175 by 8.30.

This is normally fun and we normally manage it so don't be the one to let me down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And go.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sounds fun. I'm in

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By *kye TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

What if I don't want to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like jelly babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds fun. I'm in"

Yayyyyyyy. Knew I could count on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m bored and hungover so... count me in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smiled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smiled."

Thought it was wind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What if I don't want to?"

Too late your in now! Can't take it back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m craving a guy more than I’m craving chocolate Lorna. What’s the world coming to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like jelly babies

Who doesn't

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I like jelly babies

We just need Shag with his Haribo now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just deciding if im going to take part

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m bored and hungover so... count me in x"

Ohhh still?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got lots of chocolate but no guy

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Good evening

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By *kye TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What if I don't want to?

Too late your in now! Can't take it back.

Damn it! Foiled again...and I would have gotten away with it.....

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Returning to the forums after a little break and very happy to see your cosy socks lighting up my screen, Lorna!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I smiled."

Its good to smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like jelly babies

I like turtles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m craving a guy more than I’m craving chocolate Lorna. What’s the world coming to?

What about a chocolate santa? Two birds one stone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smiled.

Thought it was wind "

I'm expressionless when I pass wind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like jelly babies

We just need Shag with his Haribo now

Where is Shag?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just deciding if im going to take part

I guess you made your decision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't wanna

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I like jelly babies

I've got jelly babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m craving a guy more than I’m craving chocolate Lorna. What’s the world coming to?

What about a chocolate santa? Two birds one stone.

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got lots of chocolate but no guy"

Iv got both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without much humour but definitely willing to indulge

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I like jelly babies

We just need Shag with his Haribo now

Where is Shag?"

I’ve not seen him for a few days, he won’t be far away and definitely won’t be shagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got lots of chocolate but no guy

Iv got both

You're one of the lucky ones, Lorna!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening

And good evening to you too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't wanna

Don't then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got lots of chocolate but no guy

Iv got both

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lucky u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m craving a guy more than I’m craving chocolate Lorna. What’s the world coming to?

I've replaced men with food

pseudo-comforting :/

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Returning to the forums after a little break and very happy to see your cosy socks lighting up my screen, Lorna!

Ohhh lovely to see you back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m craving a guy more than I’m craving chocolate Lorna. What’s the world coming to?

What about a chocolate santa? Two birds one stone.

Oh yes

Fify

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Without much humour but definitely willing to indulge

Lovely to see you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

My Christmas shopping is well underway

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

Yeah yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like jelly babies

We just need Shag with his Haribo now

Where is Shag?

I’ve not seen him for a few days, he won’t be far away and definitely won’t be shagging

He normally pops in the virus section.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got lots of chocolate but no guy

Iv got both

You're one of the lucky ones, Lorna!"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m craving a guy more than I’m craving chocolate Lorna. What’s the world coming to?

I've replaced men with food

pseudo-comforting :/"

I like food too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

How accommodating of your jeans. Maybe they thought it'd help the cause

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

I need to get out of the bath as it's getting really cold but don't want to move

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I like jelly babies

We just need Shag with his Haribo now

Where is Shag?

I’ve not seen him for a few days, he won’t be far away and definitely won’t be shagging

He normally pops in the virus section.

Who doesn’t these days?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

Did you have a safety pin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Christmas shopping is well underway

Mines finished

Well except the chocolate and wine.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I like jelly babies

We just need Shag with his Haribo now

Where is Shag?

I’ve not seen him for a few days, he won’t be far away and definitely won’t be shagging

He normally pops in the virus section.

Shag did his usual Saturday night thread last night. I can't quite remember what his plans were, or what he might eat or drink though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to get out of the bath as it's getting really cold but don't want to move "

Top it up with hot water and stay put.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My Christmas shopping is well underway

Mines finished

Well except the chocolate and wine.

WTAF!?

Now I feel unprepared

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

Did you have a safety pin?"

Who has a safety pin nowadays?! Apart from me in my sewing box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like jelly babies

We just need Shag with his Haribo now

Where is Shag?

I’ve not seen him for a few days, he won’t be far away and definitely won’t be shagging

He normally pops in the virus section.

Shag did his usual Saturday night thread last night. I can't quite remember what his plans were, or what he might eat or drink though

Ohh I must have missed that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Christmas shopping is well underway

Mines finished

Well except the chocolate and wine.

WTAF!?

Now I feel unprepared "

I have finally learned my lesson because every year I buy a chocolate and wine well in advance then eat and drink it all and have to buy all over again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

Did you have a safety pin?

Who has a safety pin nowadays?! Apart from me in my sewing box

Me i do

I always have a mini sewing kit in my handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

Lucky lucky shoppers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t want to take part so please don’t count my post.......

Doh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t want to take part so please don’t count my post.......

Doh

Unfortunately your contribution has already been deposited.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

Did you have a safety pin?

Who has a safety pin nowadays?! Apart from me in my sewing box

Me i do

I always have a mini sewing kit in my handbag

I have a little pouch full of them!!!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Good evening Lorna. Have you purchased any new socks recently?

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By *hickerThanUrAverageCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

I'd have volunteered to sort it out. I'm always at a handy seated (crotch) level

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Lorna. Have you purchased any new socks recently?"

I knew you come over to my side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to get out of the bath as it's getting really cold but don't want to move "

Top it up with hot water , I’m forever unplugging and adding hot when I’m enjoying a long soak xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

Did you have a safety pin?

Who has a safety pin nowadays?! Apart from me in my sewing box

Me i do

I always have a mini sewing kit in my handbag

I have a little pouch full of them!!! "

Do you have a jar full of buttons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to get out of the bath as it's getting really cold but don't want to move

Top it up with hot water , I’m forever unplugging and adding hot when I’m enjoying a long soak xx"

I do love a nice long soak but I don't have a bath

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

Did you have a safety pin?

Who has a safety pin nowadays?! Apart from me in my sewing box

Me i do

I always have a mini sewing kit in my handbag

I have a little pouch full of them!!!

Do you have a jar full of buttons. "

I have a tin full of buttons, press studs, bits of spare school uniform trouser material for patching knees, Velcro, hook/eyes and bits of ribbon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Lornajo83 and beyond.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not playing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t want to take part so please don’t count my post.......

Doh

Unfortunately your contribution has already been deposited. "

Arse.

Look at my arse

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not playing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

Did you have a safety pin?

Who has a safety pin nowadays?! Apart from me in my sewing box

Me i do

I always have a mini sewing kit in my handbag

I have a little pouch full of them!!!

Do you have a jar full of buttons.

I have a tin full of buttons, press studs, bits of spare school uniform trouser material for patching knees, Velcro, hook/eyes and bits of ribbon

So then you have excuse for not carrying an emergency safety pin.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Good evening Lorna. Have you purchased any new socks recently?

I knew you come over to my side.

It would have been rude of me not to

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Still not playing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For Lornajo83 and beyond.

Hello you lovely pair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not playing"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Lorna. Have you purchased any new socks recently?

I knew you come over to my side.

It would have been rude of me not to

It would have been to be honest and I'm not sure It would be a betrayal I could get over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still not playing"

Noted.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

Did you have a safety pin?

Who has a safety pin nowadays?! Apart from me in my sewing box

Me i do

I always have a mini sewing kit in my handbag

I have a little pouch full of them!!!

Do you have a jar full of buttons.

I have a tin full of buttons, press studs, bits of spare school uniform trouser material for patching knees, Velcro, hook/eyes and bits of ribbon

So then you have excuse for not carrying an emergency safety pin. "

My sewing box is pretty big and girthy and doesn't fasten properly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

Did you have a safety pin?

Who has a safety pin nowadays?! Apart from me in my sewing box

Me i do

I always have a mini sewing kit in my handbag

I have a little pouch full of them!!!

Do you have a jar full of buttons.

I have a tin full of buttons, press studs, bits of spare school uniform trouser material for patching knees, Velcro, hook/eyes and bits of ribbon

So then you have excuse for not carrying an emergency safety pin.

My sewing box is pretty big and girthy and doesn't fasten properly

Have a chat with father Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only 10 behind the other guy.

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By *kye TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

Catching up fast!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Catching up fast!!"

Its the power of the socks.

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

"I need to get out of the bath as it's getting really cold but don't want to move

Top it up with hot water , I’m forever unplugging and adding hot when I’m enjoying a long soak xx

I do love a nice long soak but I don't have a bath

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I lived somewhere without a bath for 3 years & really missed a good soak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only 10 behind the other guy.

Is it a race?

I’m sorry I’m fiercely non competitive

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By *kye TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Catching up fast!!

Its the power of the socks.

Are they go faster socks?

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Tick Tock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to get out of the bath as it's getting really cold but don't want to move

Top it up with hot water , I’m forever unplugging and adding hot when I’m enjoying a long soak xx

I do love a nice long soak but I don't have a bath

I lived somewhere without a bath for 3 years & really missed a good soak "

Me too and my Partner doesn't have one either

I may have to rethink my life choices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didnt know what to post, so I posted a letter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only 10 behind the other guy.

Is it a race?

I’m sorry I’m fiercely non competitive "

Didn't start that way as I did notice the other one but now I know about it I'm gonna win.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

Did you have a safety pin?

Who has a safety pin nowadays?! Apart from me in my sewing box

Me i do

I always have a mini sewing kit in my handbag

I have a little pouch full of them!!!

Do you have a jar full of buttons.

I have a tin full of buttons, press studs, bits of spare school uniform trouser material for patching knees, Velcro, hook/eyes and bits of ribbon

So then you have excuse for not carrying an emergency safety pin.

My sewing box is pretty big and girthy and doesn't fasten properly

Have a chat with father Christmas

Noooooooooooooo! It was my Granny's sewing box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Catching up fast!!

Its the power of the socks.

Are they go faster socks?"

They are whatever you want them to be.

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By *kye TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

One to go to catch up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know if I'm going to join in with this

It's a bit childish isn't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tick Tock

The mouse ran up the clock.

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By *kye TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

"One to go to catch up"

Never mind

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By *uvtoplease76Man
over a year ago

colchester.

"I don’t want to take part so please don’t count my post.......

Doh

Unfortunately your contribution has already been deposited.

Arse.

You have a great arse, and everything else. X

Look at my arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Didnt know what to post, so I posted a letter.

Much appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

Did you have a safety pin?

Who has a safety pin nowadays?! Apart from me in my sewing box

Me i do

I always have a mini sewing kit in my handbag

I have a little pouch full of them!!!

Do you have a jar full of buttons.

I have a tin full of buttons, press studs, bits of spare school uniform trouser material for patching knees, Velcro, hook/eyes and bits of ribbon

So then you have excuse for not carrying an emergency safety pin.

My sewing box is pretty big and girthy and doesn't fasten properly

Have a chat with father Christmas

Noooooooooooooo! It was my Granny's sewing box

Ohhh well now I don't know what to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont know if I'm going to join in with this

It's a bit childish isn't it

Yep absolutely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So when I win can finish the other one. Its the decent thing to do.

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By *kye TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So when I win can finish the other one. Its the decent thing to do.

Making sure you help out your partner if you come first??

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"My Christmas shopping is well underway

Mines finished

Well except the chocolate and wine.

Good lord that’s good going

I haven’t even started wrapping yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So when I win can finish the other one. Its the decent thing to do.

Making sure you help out your partner if you come first??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Third time of asking even on my own thread a zebra is it black it’s white stripes or

White with black

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Christmas shopping is well underway

Mines finished

Well except the chocolate and wine.

Good lord that’s good going

I haven’t even started wrapping yet "

Oh i don't wrap I have a man that does that for me.

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By *kye TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So when I win can finish the other one. Its the decent thing to do.

Making sure you help out your partner if you come first??

You're a good egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This may be the winner after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it bad I put my clocks the wrong way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Third time of asking even on my own thread a zebra is it black it’s white stripes or

White with black "

Ohhh I say black with white.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

How's it going?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This may be the winner after all "

See OP the other one hasn't replied to every poster that is the trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad I put my clocks the wrong way "

Mine are finally correct again hadn’t changed my car one since last year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it bad I put my clocks the wrong way "

Not at all, I love a rebal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad I put my clocks the wrong way

Mine are finally correct again hadn’t changed my car one since last year "

Haha I know that feeling

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

I’m not wearing pants

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How's it going?"

Spiffingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad I put my clocks the wrong way

Not at all, I love a rebal. "

Is it bad it was the rums fault missed going for breakfast with a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like jelly babies

I like turtles "

I like jelly turtles

Fuzz

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By *kye TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is it bad I put my clocks the wrong way

Mine are finally correct again hadn’t changed my car one since last year "

SHIT! Forgot about the car! That's gonna be interesting in the morning!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would never let you down Lorna!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not wearing pants

Mrs blue eyes

Bit chilly for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like jelly babies

I like turtles

I like jelly turtles

Fuzz"

Ohh I like it when you pop up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would never let you down Lorna! "

Likewise.

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over a year ago

"I like jelly babies

I like turtles

I like jelly turtles

Fuzz

Ohh I like it when you pop up.

Like toast?

Fuzz

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over a year ago

"I like jelly babies

I like turtles

I like jelly turtles

Fuzz

Ohh I like it when you pop up.

Like toast?

Fuzz"

Exactly like toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the games forum now

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

It confused me that your thread had moved Lorna, is this like being sat on the naughty step?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

Did you have a safety pin?

Who has a safety pin nowadays?! Apart from me in my sewing box

Me i do

I always have a mini sewing kit in my handbag

I have a little pouch full of them!!!

Do you have a jar full of buttons.

I have a tin full of buttons, press studs, bits of spare school uniform trouser material for patching knees, Velcro, hook/eyes and bits of ribbon

So then you have excuse for not carrying an emergency safety pin.

My sewing box is pretty big and girthy and doesn't fasten properly

Have a chat with father Christmas

Noooooooooooooo! It was my Granny's sewing box

Ohhh well now I don't know what to say

I have her hand cranked sewing machine too, she brought it back from Hong Kong in 1957

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It confused me that your thread had moved Lorna, is this like being sat on the naughty step? "

I've no idea especially as the other one hasn't been moved. Well that's just bollocked it its gonna die here.

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By *kye TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

"It confused me that your thread had moved Lorna, is this like being sat on the naughty step?

I've no idea especially as the other one hasn't been moved. Well that's just bollocked it its gonna die here.

It has now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

Did you have a safety pin?

Who has a safety pin nowadays?! Apart from me in my sewing box

Me i do

I always have a mini sewing kit in my handbag

I have a little pouch full of them!!!

Do you have a jar full of buttons.

I have a tin full of buttons, press studs, bits of spare school uniform trouser material for patching knees, Velcro, hook/eyes and bits of ribbon

So then you have excuse for not carrying an emergency safety pin.

My sewing box is pretty big and girthy and doesn't fasten properly

Have a chat with father Christmas

Noooooooooooooo! It was my Granny's sewing box

Ohhh well now I don't know what to say

I have her hand cranked sewing machine too, she brought it back from Hong Kong in 1957

Wow I bet its beautiful.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My jeans ripped in a very noticeable area next to the fly whilst I was out shopping earlier

Did you have a safety pin?

Who has a safety pin nowadays?! Apart from me in my sewing box

Me i do

I always have a mini sewing kit in my handbag

I have a little pouch full of them!!!

Do you have a jar full of buttons.

I have a tin full of buttons, press studs, bits of spare school uniform trouser material for patching knees, Velcro, hook/eyes and bits of ribbon

So then you have excuse for not carrying an emergency safety pin.

My sewing box is pretty big and girthy and doesn't fasten properly

Have a chat with father Christmas

Noooooooooooooo! It was my Granny's sewing box

Ohhh well now I don't know what to say

I have her hand cranked sewing machine too, she brought it back from Hong Kong in 1957

Wow I bet its beautiful. "

It is. It's on a fancy dark wood base with wooden cover and it weighs a TON

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By *kye TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

Should this be moved to an arts and crafts section now instead of games??

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over a year ago

"Should this be moved to an arts and crafts section now instead of games??"

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Should this be moved to an arts and crafts section now instead of games??

There so should be an arts and crafts section

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Should this be moved to an arts and crafts section now instead of games??

There so should be an arts and crafts section

I feel like my sewing box and antique sewing machine got in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like jelly babies

I like turtles

I like jelly turtles

Fuzz

Ohh I like it when you pop up.

Like toast?

Fuzz

Exactly like toast.

What's your favourite toast topping, Lorna? Mines jelly turtles

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again. FAF? Always wanted to say that

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By *kye TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Should this be moved to an arts and crafts section now instead of games??

There so should be an arts and crafts section

What's your cragt curious? I am a mean crocheter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Again. FAF? Always wanted to say that

For crying out loud..... Ok, I've got a couple of minutes until my pot noodle is done

Fuzz

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over a year ago

"It confused me that your thread had moved Lorna, is this like being sat on the naughty step?

I've no idea especially as the other one hasn't been moved. Well that's just bollocked it its gonna die here.

Asked for my thread to be moved to games and it has been now.

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over a year ago

"Again. FAF? Always wanted to say that

For crying out loud..... Ok, I've got a couple of minutes until my pot noodle is done

Fuzz"

Awww. I knew you’d help me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Til Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It confused me that your thread had moved Lorna, is this like being sat on the naughty step?

I've no idea especially as the other one hasn't been moved. Well that's just bollocked it its gonna die here.

Asked for my thread to be moved to games and it has been now."

Thank you.

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By *kye TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

Missed your deadline I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hour and three quarters to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hour and three quarters to go

That was 3 days ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hour and three quarters to go

That was 3 days ago.

I think your onto a winner , you never stated which day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hour and three quarters to go

That was 3 days ago.

I think your onto a winner , you never stated which day

Oohhhhh very very good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 minutes

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By *kye TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

So....onto Wednesday then!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It's because it moved to Games. It's now like a board game that's not been played with since the last electricity cut meant you couldn't watch telly back in 1995

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *kye TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh no!! The other post won out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not long to go now

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it up

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This took a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly there.

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