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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But what "

Too young

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"But what

Too young "

Lacking in sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But what

Too young

Lacking in sausage"

Too far away!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But what

Too young

Lacking in sausage

Too far away!!"

You're playing hard to get!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You won’t let me put my plumbs in as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're too far away to bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're too far away to bum. "

I couldn’t bare to remove such a dapper jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're too far away to bum.

I couldn’t bare to remove such a dapper jacket"

Nothing, I still would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my type

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"You're too far away to bum.

I couldn’t bare to remove such a dapper jacket

Nothing, I still would "

We are far too old for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're too far away to bum.

I couldn’t bare to remove such a dapper jacket

Nothing, I still would

We are far too old for you. "

Not my type

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Too far north unfortunately

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By *ayley1996xTV/TS
over a year ago

Travels, so depends!

But you're not into CDs...(an acquired taste I admit)

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Too far east unfortunately

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

We’re too busy eating cheesecake

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By *andkCouple
over a year ago

Wisbech

Too far away

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Distance sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont travel east

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just eaten my dinner

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm relaxing in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too far and straight

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"too far and straight"

Too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too far and straight

Too far away"

Too young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too far and straight

Too far away

Too young"

When?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"too far and straight

Too far away

Too young

When?"

But I’m not meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too far and straight

Too far away

Too young

When?

But I’m not meeting "

But you’re not meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too far and straight

Too far away

Too young

When?

But I’m not meeting

But you’re not meeting "

You shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too far and straight

Too far away

Too young

When?

But I’m not meeting

But you’re not meeting "

Your out of my league

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"too far and straight

Too far away

Too young

When?

But I’m not meeting

But you’re not meeting

Your out of my league "

You have an orange for a head

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"too far and straight

Too far away

Too young

When?

But I’m not meeting

But you’re not meeting

Your out of my league

You have an orange for a head "

You're too bossy in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too far and straight

Too far away

Too young

When?

But I’m not meeting

But you’re not meeting

Your out of my league

You have an orange for a head

You're too bossy in bed "

Too white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too far and straight

Too far away

Too young

When?

But I’m not meeting

But you’re not meeting

Your out of my league

You have an orange for a head "

Your profile is hidden

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"too far and straight

Too far away

Too young

When?

But I’m not meeting

But you’re not meeting

Your out of my league

You have an orange for a head

You're too bossy in bed

Too white "

To far south

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming


"too far and straight

Too far away

Too young

When?

But I’m not meeting

But you’re not meeting

Your out of my league

You have an orange for a head

You're too bossy in bed

Too white

To far south"

Too far north...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too far and straight

Too far away

Too young

When?

But I’m not meeting

But you’re not meeting

Your out of my league

You have an orange for a head

You're too bossy in bed

Too white

To far south

Too far north..."

But ... but.... i can't think of a but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"too far and straight

Too far away

Too young

When?

But I’m not meeting

But you’re not meeting

Your out of my league

You have an orange for a head

You're too bossy in bed

Too white

To far south

Too far north...

But ... but.... i can't think of a but"

You are a bloke.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Not that far..

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By *appyhuntingwestmanMan
over a year ago

York

May have to do it again and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May have to do it again and again"

But you're a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not that far.. "

Not far at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not that far..

Not far at all "

Too close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... Effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not that far..

Not far at all

Too close "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not that far..

Not far at all

Too close

Haha"

Phobia of chicken hats

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not that far..

Not far at all

Too close

Haha

Phobia of chicken hats "

Because I didn't get the presents I wanted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not that far..

Not far at all

Too close

Haha

Phobia of chicken hats "

Derby fan

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By *nozcumberMan
over a year ago

Honiton


"Not that far..

Not far at all

Too close

Haha

Phobia of chicken hats "

Scared of santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not that far..

Not far at all

Too close

Haha

Phobia of chicken hats

Scared of santa "

Im not into ghosts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a secret!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not that far..

Not far at all

Too close

Haha

Phobia of chicken hats

Scared of santa

Im not into ghosts "

But she shrink wraps their partners after sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not that far..

Not far at all

Too close

Haha

Phobia of chicken hats

Scared of santa

Im not into ghosts "

You're too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not that far..

Not far at all

Too close

Haha

Phobia of chicken hats

Scared of santa

Im not into ghosts "

Wet towel on a bed.

Where’s the facepalm emoji?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not that far..

Not far at all

Too close

Haha

Phobia of chicken hats

Scared of santa

Im not into ghosts

Wet towel on a bed.

Where’s the facepalm emoji?"

His hat is fowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not that far..

Not far at all

Too close

Haha

Phobia of chicken hats

Scared of santa

Im not into ghosts

Wet towel on a bed.

Where’s the facepalm emoji?

His hat is fowl"

You don't have an upper body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not feeling it with the orange Tango look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not feeling it with the orange Tango look "

I would shag you but I would need a strap on x

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

But you live too far away

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

But I want to run my hands over and smel the bark of your 2nd July tree instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont know you"

I only shag men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont know you

I only shag men"

You only shag men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont know you

I only shag men

You only shag men "

Shit taste in music

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south


"I dont know you

I only shag men

You only shag men "

Probably don't fancy me enough to!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I dont know you

I only shag men

You only shag men

Probably don't fancy me enough to! "

I don’t want a snotty knob

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I dont know you

I only shag men

You only shag men

Probably don't fancy me enough to!

I don’t want a snotty knob "

You’re out of my league

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont know you

I only shag men

You only shag men

Probably don't fancy me enough to!

I don’t want a snotty knob

You’re out of my league"

I ok, I'll just shag you lol

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I dont know you

I only shag men

You only shag men

Probably don't fancy me enough to!

I don’t want a snotty knob

You’re out of my league"

Manchester is on lockdown, so we’re not allowed in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont know you

I only shag men

You only shag men

Probably don't fancy me enough to!

I don’t want a snotty knob

You’re out of my league

Manchester is on lockdown, so we’re not allowed in!"

You’re not looking for singles guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re not looking for singles guys "

Too much facial hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re not looking for singles guys

Too much facial hair"

Wrong sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re not looking for singles guys

Too much facial hair

Wrong sex"

Wrong sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re not looking for singles guys

Too much facial hair

Wrong sex

Wrong sex "

Age limits 35+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm way too tired

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm way too tired"

I've only got a few hours to spare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm way too tired

I've only got a few hours to spare. "

To far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm way too tired

I've only got a few hours to spare.

To far!"

Too straight

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By *ornsMan
over a year ago

west Midlands

too far away

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’m allergic to vests.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m allergic to vests."

Her dogs will get in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m allergic to vests.

Her dogs will get in the way "

You bully me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

You bully me "

My cock fell off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You bully me

My cock fell off."

You keep tooting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You bully me

My cock fell off.

You keep tooting"

To far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You bully me

My cock fell off.

You keep tooting

To far away"

We are miles apart

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"

You bully me

My cock fell off.

You keep tooting

To far away

We are miles apart"

So are we....

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By *weety321Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

You’re straight

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"

You bully me

My cock fell off.

You keep tooting

To far away

We are miles apart

So are we.... "

I’d rather have a gin with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You bully me

My cock fell off.

You keep tooting

To far away

We are miles apart

So are we.... "

Not that far

But I think you are way out of my league lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You bully me

My cock fell off.

You keep tooting

To far away

We are miles apart

So are we....

Not that far

But I think you are way out of my league lol"

I'm over your age limit

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You are way too fit x

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’d rather share a bottle of wine with you x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I’d rather share a bottle of wine with you x"

Id rather serve you 2 ladies the wine.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I'd rather eat toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are way too fit x"

I'd shag you but I just wanna look at you first

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'd rather eat toast "

Oh thanks breadbin.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"You are way too fit x

I'd shag you but I just wanna look at you first"

Such a gent

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area


"You are way too fit x

I'd shag you but I just wanna look at you first

Such a gent "

We'd need to turn you to the dark side as the Mrs wants a bit too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are way too fit x

I'd shag you but I just wanna look at you first

Such a gent

We'd need to turn you to the dark side as the Mrs wants a bit too "

Because I'm straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are way too fit x

I'd shag you but I just wanna look at you first

Such a gent

We'd need to turn you to the dark side as the Mrs wants a bit too

Because I'm straight"

I run the risk of falling for you!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I don’t cross the Mancunian border.

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By *sylockeWoman
over a year ago

East Anglia


"I don’t cross the Mancunian border."

Your profile is hidden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its rag week and cant be fucked with the clean up after math of a session

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

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By *aptainHooookMan
over a year ago

Leicester/London

its rag week and she cant be fucked with the clean up after math of a session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockney innit

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By *hilledout-coupleCouple
over a year ago

telford

Your to far away

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Cockney innit"

Errrrrrm. Nope. I can't think of anything - i would fuck you.

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By *weety321Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

Just not for me sorry

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"Cockney innit

Errrrrrm. Nope. I can't think of anything - i would fuck you. "

Not original haha

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"Just not for me sorry "

Just distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not for me sorry

Just distance"

Too hairy

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Just not for me sorry

Just distance

Too hairy"

You wouldnt want me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just not for me sorry

Just distance

Too hairy

You wouldnt want me too "

I’m too young for you

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Just not for me sorry

Just distance

Too hairy

You wouldnt want me too

I’m too young for you"

You are for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Str8!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Str8! "

I'm normally asleep by midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too far away

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

I’m very very d*unk

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"I’m very very d*unk "

I’m too young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m very very d*unk "

I'm not a Cyberman

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I would but you wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but you wouldn't "

Don't bet on it xx

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

You prefer rugby union to rugby league

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not your type

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"I'm not your type"

You aren’t my type

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

not our type!

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"not our type!"

Mr isn’t home to join in.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

We would end up telling each other bad dad jokes!

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

You'd need to be tied up

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

Its going to hurt your virgin hole. Mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its going to hurt your virgin hole. Mmmmmm"

Hate the use of mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're too far away

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

You will have to remove the towel first.

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

But I’m going to work soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I’m going to work soon "

I'm already at work x

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"But I’m going to work soon

I'm already at work x"

But people will see

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By *dr97531Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

But you're not looking for single men x

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

But I'd bind you, hood you, gag you and give you a back, crack and sack waxing first!!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

You scare us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You scare us!"

You wouldnt shag me.xx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

You wouldnt shag me.xx"

I have zero sex drive.

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By *aughtyboy91Man
over a year ago

pirbright


"

You wouldnt shag me.xx

I have zero sex drive."

Out of your age range

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

To far

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By *hilledout-coupleCouple
over a year ago

telford

Not until the weekend

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By *lderguy4uMan
over a year ago

wirral

Would Cum to quick in that gorgeous arse before I got a chance to fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your too far away.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

We can’t swim.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

I'm too old for you!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

To far away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To far away. "

Our diaries never correspond

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"To far away.

Our diaries never correspond"

About time we rectified that

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell


"About time we rectified that "

Too far away, but Cornwall's a great place for a holiday!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"About time we rectified that

Too far away, but Cornwall's a great place for a holiday!"

To old and a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not my type "

You're back at work

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You have peni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have peni "

I do not... thats a viscoous rumor

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

You are the other side of the World from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are the other side of the World from me. "

... im probably not allowed in your country

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By *heExcommMan
over a year ago

Llantrisant


"You are the other side of the World from me.

... im probably not allowed in your country "

Not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Vegetarian

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By *ye-spyMan
over a year ago

London

My bums against the wall

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

You're too far away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough pictures to judge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not enough pictures to judge "

Not but, I definitely would

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By *heExcommMan
over a year ago

Llantrisant


"Not enough pictures to judge

Not but, I definitely would "

You're straight

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Not enough pictures to judge

Not but, I definitely would

You're straight"

You live in Talbot Green sorry

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"Not enough pictures to judge

Not but, I definitely would

You're straight

You live in Talbot Green sorry "

You’re straight

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not a Woman

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I need to wash my hair

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