FabSwingers.com forum: I heard a rumour

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What rumour did you hear about the profile above, play nice

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Likes balls up the bum as well as willy

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

He's a fan of boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's she drives a fiat panda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a fan of boobs "

That she's sweet and innocent

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"He's a fan of boobs "

She’s likes boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Damn these games move too quickly.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I heard that there's no rumours about him

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By *oozleMan
over a year ago

high wycombe

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By *aptinfaptastikMan
over a year ago

Derby

Doesn't know Half man Half Biscuit

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

I like the Billy Connolly mantra .....

‘If you haven’t heard a rumour by 11 o’clock in the morning - start one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stole my favourite dress off me and stretched my shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her favourite band is Aqua.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her favourite band is Aqua. "

He doesn't like boobs

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

That he enjoys a good pegging session and secretly wishes it was a real penis

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Her favourite band is Aqua.

He doesn't like boobs "

She does like boobs and bums

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By *rafficvanMan
over a year ago

Middletown

He like ass play

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

He thought ScrewFix was a dating site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He like ass play "

And he loves ass play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He thought ScrewFix was a dating site"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her favourite band is Aqua.

He doesn't like boobs "

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By *rafficvanMan
over a year ago

Middletown

"He like ass play

And he loves ass play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He thought ScrewFix was a dating site

His shoe collection needs a room of it’s own.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

He loves boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her favourite band is Aqua.

He doesn't like boobs

She does like boobs and bums "

That's not a rumour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her favourite band is Aqua.

He doesn't like boobs

She does like boobs and bums

That's not a rumour!

She loves smothering her whole body in caviar and jumping up and down on a pogo stick naked!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Prefers dark rooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her favourite band is Aqua.

He doesn't like boobs

She does like boobs and bums

That's not a rumour!

She loves smothering her whole body in caviar and jumping up and down on a pogo stick naked! "

He got his userrname after auditioning for a part in the adult version of the Mister Men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefers dark rooms

Has a secret kink for cleaning products

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

That he likes to use veet on his bumhole until it burns

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

bloody hell Sparkles you speedy sod!

She likes to tie men up and smother them in sugar and watch bees land on their balls

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"bloody hell Sparkles you speedy sod!

She likes to tie men up and smother them in sugar and watch bees land on their balls

That's not a rumour....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bloody hell Sparkles you speedy sod!

She likes to tie men up and smother them in sugar and watch bees land on their balls

Move quicker then

Likes 6 inch stiletto heels walked up her back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her favourite band is Aqua.

He doesn't like boobs

She does like boobs and bums

That's not a rumour!

She loves smothering her whole body in caviar and jumping up and down on a pogo stick naked!

He got his userrname after auditioning for a part in the adult version of the Mister Men"

I was young and needed the money!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her favourite band is Aqua.

He doesn't like boobs

She does like boobs and bums

That's not a rumour!

She loves smothering her whole body in caviar and jumping up and down on a pogo stick naked!

He got his userrname after auditioning for a part in the adult version of the Mister Men

I was young and needed the money!

He wasn't young.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He like to wear nipple tassles and perform burlesque to his pets

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By *orderboyblueMan
over a year ago

Scottish Borders

She likes squirty cream to be licked off her pussy by the next door neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She likes squirty cream to be licked off her pussy by the next door neighbour"

Likes his nipples put in a vice

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

I heard a rumour that sparkles likes MMMF and to be made airtight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like to polish his head with his cum. Says its the best spit and polish you can get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like to polish his head with his cum. Says its the best spit and polish you can get"

Has a golden chuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like to polish his head with his cum. Says its the best spit and polish you can get

Has a golden chuff

They are both regular extras in Midsomer Murders.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Like to polish his head with his cum. Says its the best spit and polish you can get

Has a golden chuff

They are both regular extras in Midsomer Murders. "

Midsomer Murders is based on his life

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Like to polish his head with his cum. Says its the best spit and polish you can get

Has a golden chuff

They are both regular extras in Midsomer Murders. "

Got his balls caught in a bear trap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I opened this thread thinking it would be about Banarama

I heard Chunky slipped on a rogue grape in Asda and ended up deepthroating a cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought that said beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I opened this thread thinking it would be about Banarama

I heard Chunky slipped on a rogue grape in Asda and ended up deepthroating a cucumber "

Did he suck seed lol x

I heard a rumour you was in a taxi to ours to eat cake naked in heels x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I opened this thread thinking it would be about Banarama

I heard Chunky slipped on a rogue grape in Asda and ended up deepthroating a cucumber

Did he suck seed lol x

I heard a rumour you was in a taxi to ours to eat cake naked in heels x

She has a kink for dressing as a panda and fucking herself silly eith bamboo!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Nothing I'm not that nosy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I opened this thread thinking it would be about Banarama

I heard Chunky slipped on a rogue grape in Asda and ended up deepthroating a cucumber

Did he suck seed lol x

I heard a rumour you was in a taxi to ours to eat cake naked in heels x

She has a kink for dressing as a panda and fucking herself silly eith bamboo!"

I heard he's wanted by Interpol for various public fudge related sexual events.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I opened this thread thinking it would be about Banarama

I heard Chunky slipped on a rogue grape in Asda and ended up deepthroating a cucumber

Did he suck seed lol x

I heard a rumour you was in a taxi to ours to eat cake naked in heels x

She has a kink for dressing as a panda and fucking herself silly eith bamboo!

I heard he's wanted by Interpol for various public fudge related sexual events."

I heard his name is Brian and he's a very naughty boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His profile name should have been Worthwhile - it's a typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His profile name should have been Worthwhile - it's a typo"

Bloody predictive text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His profile name should have been Worthwhile - it's a typo

Bloody predictive text "

Wears orange spandex in the co-op

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Buys there silk scarves in Marks n Spencer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eats around the orange bit of the Jaffa Cake and then just throws it away.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Eats around the orange bit of the Jaffa Cake and then just throws it away. "

That he's really an ancient dragon. Now living in human form.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Eats around the orange bit of the Jaffa Cake and then just throws it away.

That he's really an ancient dragon. Now living in human form. "

His hair is actually a really good weave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eats around the orange bit of the Jaffa Cake and then just throws it away. "

Wtf!

He double wanks. Himself and a lubed cucumber, one in each hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eats around the orange bit of the Jaffa Cake and then just throws it away.

Wtf!

He double wanks. Himself and a lubed cucumber, one in each hand. "

Wow! She loves dressing as a farmer and rubbing manure frantically into her clit while moaning: "Oooh arrr!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is not a slut at all, a virgin actually

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"He is not a slut at all, a virgin actually"

As innocent as a rose.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is not a slut at all, a virgin actually"

Is really a bricklayer called Nigel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is not a slut at all, a virgin actually"

She gargled with spunk for so many years the dentist warned her to stop. He said all her teeth were gonna fall out because she'd contracted the new condition of spunkytoothrot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He thought Captain Birdseye was his uncle for years but it was just his parents winding him up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been spotted hanging around cake shops, waiting on freebies

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By *orkspoonMan
over a year ago

nearby

Has a crush on Mr Muscle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a crush on Mr Muscle"

Has a phobia of knives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrote the theme tune to Bread.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Wrote the theme tune to Bread."
Sang the theme tune

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Allegedly caught stealing cup cakes from greggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Allegedly caught stealing cup cakes from greggs

Often feels lethargic and stuck for ideas...

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

"He thought ScrewFix was a dating site"
And toolstation was a glory hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He thought ScrewFix was a dating siteAnd toolstation was a glory hole.

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uncle buck likes to buck Roger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He thought ScrewFix was a dating siteAnd toolstation was a glory hole.

uncle buck likes to buck Roger

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he doesnt even own an atlas let alone 2 019

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Love to do the conga on a night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love to do the conga on a night out

Likes to flash

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"Love to do the conga on a night out

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he's part of a duo

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Love to do the conga on a night out

he's part of a duo "

He really is Aquaman.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If you ring 9 9 9 they will put you through to Lorraine

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

That this cheeky charming guy Is a flirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That this cheeky charming guy Is a flirt.

That's his arms are actually awful

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"That this cheeky charming guy Is a flirt.

That's his arms are actually awful

She's got really cold feet, horrible sharing a bed with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She lives in the same city as Robin Hood did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That this cheeky charming guy Is a flirt.

That's his arms are actually awful

that you had a Brazilian Butt Lift last year... Because no one's ass look dat good without some help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her favourite Apprentice candidate of all time is Katie Hopkins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is very good at reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is very good at reading "

Likes Midnight snacks

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"He is very good at reading

Likes Midnight snacks"

I heard a rumour that she has a kink for extremely vanilla sexual encounters

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

She campaigning for 2 towns to be joined, and end in ish

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"She campaigning for 2 towns to be joined, and end in ish

I heard that those cup cakes are NOT home made!!!! Shocking

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By *orkspoonMan
over a year ago

nearby

She was caught streaking at Wimbledon

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Doesn’t actually own a proper knife, only the useless plastic ones from McDonald’s.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I heard her nipple piercings aren't real ones but stuck on fakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She loves her cats

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Stole Sophie.720s Pussy

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

A little birdie told me they want to help me strip search HotIndiancouple in search of said pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dresses as a man for kinks, wears shirts and jeans and MAN BOOTS.

Then faps off to porn about builders bums

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Went jogging and gave herself two black eyes

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Went jogging and gave herself two black eyes

Listens to untruthful rumours about Ivy who borrows my biggest ebay boobs and edits her pics to make them look like her own.....the truth is, fried eggs would need a bigger bra cup

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We actually saw Sophie walking around The Attic saying she'd lost her Pussy in her best Mrs Slocombe voice

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