FabSwingers.com forum: MILF MONDAY @ Townhouse - Monday 2nd March 2020 “The Paddy’s Day One” 10:30am

By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

Slainte!! It’s March, and Townhouse are celebrating St Paddy’s day!

We are looking for some gorgeous green outfits, and you get bonus points if you can add your name to the forum along with an entertaining limerick!

There once was a fella named Sweeney

Who spilled a large Gin on his weenie

Just to be couth

He added Vermouth

And slipped his girlfriend a Martini

If you’re planning on joining us for our Paddy’s day shenanigans, please comment below in this forum and we'll be sure to add you on to our guest list.

Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

Entry fees - it’s a tenner for the guys, but our lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!

** Please note - if you are new to Townhouse, you will need to contact the club to pre-pay your entry fee in order to guarantee your place on the guest list

Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!

Look forward to seeing you all on the 2nd!!

Morticia

xxx

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‘The Small Print’

The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code - no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES - You are MORE than welcome at the club and I'll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!

You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 - or you can bring your own

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!

For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out

https://m.fabswingers.com/clubs/52

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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

Everyone posting on the previous thread has been added!!

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By *uzz and JessieCouple
over a year ago

Warrington

Surely it's time for a guest list....

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Could you please add

Yalany sm

ThomasLiverpool90 sm

Ta! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone posting on the previous thread has been added!!

Thanks see you Monday

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

Checking in. Is the list ready yet? Need to get our perve on

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By *aughty male 2018Man
over a year ago

Checking in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopping on

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By *ndrea666Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Hi could you add me to the list plz x

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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Hi could you add me to the list plz x

Of course!! x

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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Could you please add

Yalany sm

ThomasLiverpool90 sm

Ta! xx"

Done

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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Checking in. Is the list ready yet? Need to get our perve on

... maybe later

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By *aughty male 2018Man
over a year ago

Looking forward to Monday two sleepo to go

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Hopping on this thread to keep track of fellow attendees

looking forward to Monday

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

"Checking in. Is the list ready yet? Need to get our perve on

Same guys same

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By *R and BlondieCouple
over a year ago

Bebington, wirral

Can't wait till Monday,gonna be a great day - as usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too late to be added to the list?

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By *ucky78Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Jumping on

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By *erry50Man
over a year ago

Liverpool and Cotswolds

Morticia have you a place left for this Monday at this late stage please x

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By *ockandspoonCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Hollo loverly lady could you add both of us to the list please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really looking forward to this.

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By *MonsterMan
over a year ago

xxx

Another late-comer, but if there’s a space on the list for another single M could I get on there too please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, could I be added as a single male please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roll on Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Climbing aboard

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

Perve is the new black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumping on....

Gotta have a perv haven't ya...

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By *s Fussy BiatchWoman
over a year ago

somewhere along the fylde

Looking forward to tomorrow

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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Morticia have you a place left for this Monday at this late stage please x"

You’re already on the list lovely!!

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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Hi, could I be added as a single male please?

Added

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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

***** The list for Monday is now closed!! *****

We have got a capacity crowd again, so there is a chance we could run out if lockers ... if you are coming along with a friend & can share, that would be a huge help!!

And don’t leave it too late to arrive ... you’ll be missing out on a lot of fun!!

See you all tomorrow!

M xx

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By *ntriguedmixedguyMan
over a year ago

moss side

Looking forward to tomorrow!!

It’s finally here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you all tomorrow

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By *ockandspoonCouple
over a year ago

Chester

See you all tomorrow x

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By *esireAndFantasyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is there any spaces left?

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Can we come

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Aww is it to late to get on the list x

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By *randMrsSmith692321Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sorry it's last minute but can I please be added as a single guy

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By *ouneed meMan
over a year ago

mold

Any room left for sm please

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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

Just to reiterate, the list for tomorrow is closed, we cannot add any more people to the event as we are at capacity.

Milf Monday is always a busy event ... if you want to ensure you get on the list, you need to add your name in plenty of time!!

Thanks

M x

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By *HEF 77Man
over a year ago

Chester

Wow guest list look very great

one more sleep

I can't wait meet with new friends

see you soon I hope

xxx

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By *0xy1965Woman
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

Is 11.30 too lAte?

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Is 11.30 too lAte?"

Nope but you might be in a queue lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking forward to this my first experience of Milf Monday, sadly gonna be a late arrival to the fun due to other commitments, but will try and make up for it when I get there

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By *homasLiverpool90Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

looking forward to tomorrow

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By *atselevenWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

Only 8 hours 50 minutes to go, not that I'm excited or counting down the hours and minutes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi ,

If possible could I be added to the list please, been once before and had the time of my life!

Hoping for more of the same! X

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By *onathan14Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Cross me off, I've worked nights and my sciatica is agrovated, I'm really sorry about this and know its a bit late but I'm sure I won't be missed, maybe there's still time for another?

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By *aughty male 2018Man
over a year ago

Not long now to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just over 2 hours to go until the doors open and the fun begins, sadly won't be able to make it until about midday, so save room for a not so little one

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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

Just to remind those wanting to add their name - the guest list is closed & we already have a lengthy reserve list

We are at capacity again, so it’s going to be a busy one ... those of you attending, if you can share a locker with a friend, that would be great because we may run out of them today!!

M x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be taken off the list ? Took a turn yesterday and I don't think the Wirral needs another person with a case of the lurgy

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

I missed part two!!

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By *ucky78Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Sorry can’t make it backs gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies for not attending. My leave was cancelled when I arrived at work today.

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By *ancySP_TownhouseHostWoman
over a year ago

wirral

Thanks for a fun morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for a good morning

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By *igChezzMan
over a year ago

BIRKENHEAD

What a great Milf Monday .. thank you every one who made it so. If we played thank you and I will veri you if you let me know .. till the next one x x

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By *aughty male 2018Man
over a year ago

Great morning thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a super day. Way too much of a good thing....

The club looks amazing too. The music room is phenomenal and I loved the new furniture too. Super cool.

Thanks to all who work so hard on a Milf Mon xx

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By *atselevenWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

An amazing day, thank you for making us very welcome, will definitely be back again. Xx

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By *ntriguedmixedguyMan
over a year ago

moss side

Who was that absolute trooper in the bunk bed room???

What was she running on? - didn’t stop! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was that absolute trooper in the bunk bed room???

What was she running on? - didn’t stop! Haha "

Haha everyone knows you need 4 weetabix on a milf Monday

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Myself and scouser babe were the bunk bed girls haha it was our pleasure to service you guys and put n a show

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By *lentyinthetanksirMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Great fun again today even though we were a little late joining the fun! Worth the long drive over for sure, great to see so much daytime naughtiness going on!!

Oh, and Lara Croft in the sexy brown combat boots, show yourself, I need you and your strap on in my life please!! Haha. X

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By *es_mantoothMan
over a year ago

frodsham

Had an absolute ball today. Gets better everytime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had an absolute ball today. Gets better everytime!"

I saw you, admiring the decor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another awesome milf....

The lounge is looking amazing....

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By *es_mantoothMan
over a year ago

frodsham

"Had an absolute ball today. Gets better everytime!

I saw you, admiring the decor

The decor held my attention for a short while, got VERY distracted though

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By *orticia OP Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

Well, you lot were certainly up for it today!! I think every inch of space was being used for play from almost as soon as we opened until right through to closing!!

Great atmosphere as always, loads of lovely newbies as well as lots of familiar faces, and plenty of laughs in the bar & the fabulous new music room!!

For those of you wanting to come along to the next Milf Monday, the next one listed is 20th April ... but we didn’t think you’d want to wait that long, so we have decided to throw an EXTRA date into the calendar!!

So, the next Milf Monday is just 4 weeks today on 30th March!! The listing will be up in a little while, so get your name down & don’t miss out!!

Thanks for joining us today & helping to make it such a great event ... see you at the next one!!

M xx

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By *EloveMan
over a year ago

the Pool of Life

Hey thanks Morticia , Vicky ,Jim ,Preston and the whole crew.

Love this club and wow what a day...

Very busy but delightful. A really good bunch of guys and girls, *few* xxx

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Hey thanks Morticia , Vicky ,Jim ,Preston and the whole crew.

Love this club and wow what a day...

Very busy but delightful. A really good bunch of guys and girls, *few* xxx"

The last ones standing!!

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By *gentlovedayWoman
over a year ago

Tranmere

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MILF MONDAY @ Townhouse - Monday 2nd March 2020 “The Paddy’s Day One” 10:30am - 3:30pm **Pt 2**

MILF MONDAY @ Townhouse - Monday 2nd March 2020 “The Paddy’s Day One” 10:30am - 3:30pm Pt 2