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MILF MONDAY @ Townhouse - Monday 9th September 2019 “The ‘Back to School’ One”. 10:30am - 3:30pm Pt2

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

Blink & you’ll miss the summer!! September is just round the corner & I hope you’ve got your pencil case ready & your uniform ironed, because it’s Back to School!!

It’s the first day of the new term at Townhouse Academy and Miss Morticia will be on hand to make sure every one is well behaved & anyone naughty is promptly dealt with! Mistress Vicky will be taking the register, so make sure you’re not caught bunking off, or it’ll be Six of the Best!!

We want to see your most inventive outfits - schoolies are fine, but we want to see teachers, lab geeks, sports jocks, cheerleaders ... anything school related goes!!

If you'd like to enrol for Townhouse Academy’s Milf Monday, then please comment below in this forum and we'll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

School fees are £10 for the guys but the lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!

Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!

Look forward to seeing you all on the 9th

Morticia

xxx

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‘The Small Print’

The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code - no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES - You are MORE than welcome at the club and I'll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!

You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 - or you can bring your own

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!

For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out

https://m.fabswingers.com/clubs/52

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

Wow, that one filled up quickly!!

Following on from the first thread, Mrs Riverdeep & The Handymancan are both added to the list!!

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By *uzz and JessieCouple
over a year ago

Warrington

I'm afraid we're going to be wagging school this month. Soneone is off on her jollys tomorrow.

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By *haunMan
over a year ago

Halton

Little over a week away, can't wait.

Jumping on part two.

.

Just need to work out something to wear?

Or just go birthday suit naked for my birthday?

xxx

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By *jones150Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Jumping on

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By *heklangsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Little over a week away, can't wait.

Jumping on part two.

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Just need to work out something to wear?

Or just go birthday suit naked for my birthday?

xxx"

Naked birthday boy xx

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Hello lovely lady, could you please add both of us x

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I'm afraid we're going to be wagging school this month. Soneone is off on her jollys tomorrow."

Have a great time!! X

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Little over a week away, can't wait.

Jumping on part two.

.

Just need to work out something to wear?

Or just go birthday suit naked for my birthday?

xxx"

I’m sure you’ll come up with something x

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hello lovely lady, could you please add both of us x"

Yay!! Of course! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to get my outfit sorted this week can’t wait. Geeky and freaky

Hopefully some likeminded classmates will “talk nerdy to me”

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Erm... When i said i couldn't make it a couple of days ago... I was assuming that it was first monday... It's always first monday! Except for bank holidays! So i figured - it's not a bank holiday, so must be first Monday... (trying to wriggle my way out of not actually reading the date that's in the title line of the thread)

Erm, please Mrs Morticia, I've got a note from my mum that I'm to be excused PE class...

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oooh new thread. Checking in. Have 2 outfits in mind for this x

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

Ooooo, we have a part 2!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh new thread. Checking in. Have 2 outfits in mind for this x"
. Looking forward to seeing you in (and out!) of these!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could we be taken off as a couple please, but add me tattooed (Rosie) single female if possible....... xxx

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Erm... When i said i couldn't make it a couple of days ago... I was assuming that it was first monday... It's always first monday! Except for bank holidays! So i figured - it's not a bank holiday, so must be first Monday... (trying to wriggle my way out of not actually reading the date that's in the title line of the thread)

Erm, please Mrs Morticia, I've got a note from my mum that I'm to be excused PE class..."

It’s usually late in September to let the anklebiters get back to school!!

And of course you can be added!! x

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Ooooo, we have a part 2!! "

I know ... looks like this is going to another busy one!!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could we be taken off as a couple please, but add me tattooed (Rosie) single female if possible....... xxx"

Of course lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could we be taken off as a couple please, but add me tattooed (Rosie) single female if possible....... xxx

Of course lovely! "

Thank you muchly xxx.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Ooooooo a list???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just jumping on... x

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Ooooooo a list???"

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire


"Ooooooo a list???

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For research purposes

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Ooooooo a list???

For research purposes "

Of course. That's what they are for x

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By *heklangsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Could we be taken off as a couple please, but add me tattooed (Rosie) single female if possible....... xxx"

Yeah. Xx

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By *arriedkev1Man
over a year ago

knowsley

hi is it to late to get on the list?

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By *arriedkev1Man
over a year ago

knowsley

damn it scrub that request realised got commitments grrrrr

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By *ustKatyWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Jumping on the new thread... although shouldn’t be jumping anywhere! May have had a small accident this weekend but fingers crossed fit n well by next week!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Wow, that one filled up quickly!!

Following on from the first thread, Mrs Riverdeep & The Handymancan are both added to the list!! "

Pop me down please, sure I've

got a strict School Marm outfit somewhere

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"hi is it to late to get on the list?"

It’s a week away yet, so definitely itely not!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Wow, that one filled up quickly!!

Following on from the first thread, Mrs Riverdeep & The Handymancan are both added to the list!!

Pop me down please, sure I've

got a strict School Marm outfit somewhere "

Perfect!! See you there!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"damn it scrub that request realised got commitments grrrrr"

Ah - never mind!!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Jumping on the new thread... although shouldn’t be jumping anywhere! May have had a small accident this weekend but fingers crossed fit n well by next week!! "

Nooooo!!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Ooooooo a list???

For research purposes

Of course. That's what they are for x "

You’re about 5 days early for that!!

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire


"Ooooooo a list???

For research purposes

Of course. That's what they are for x

You’re about 5 days early for that!! "

Early bird catches the worm

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"Ooooooo a list???

For research purposes

Of course. That's what they are for x

You’re about 5 days early for that!!

Early bird catches the worm "

I'm sure you will get more than a mere worm!!

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By *abjayMan
over a year ago

Chester

Jumping on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumping on x

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By *annyboynwMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Jumping on register...

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By *empsey and Makepeace1000Man
over a year ago

Near Salford

Looking forward to the start of our month of joint birthday celebrations - see you all there! Can't wait! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting very excited for this event x

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Catching up. Can’t wait. Trying to get a plus one

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By *aughty male 2018Man
over a year ago

uk

Sure is

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Catching up. Can’t wait. Trying to get a plus one "

Could you also add LiverpoolGirl1891 as a maybe please?

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By *aughty male 2018Man
over a year ago

uk


"Ooooooo a list???

For research purposes

Of course. That's what they are for x

You’re about 5 days early for that!!

Early bird catches the worm "
they sure do ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very much looking forward to catching up with an old friend at this one

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Catching up. Can’t wait. Trying to get a plus one

Could you also add LiverpoolGirl1891 as a maybe please?"

Sorry, we don’t do maybe’s for Milf as it’s always over subscribed!!

Let me know when she’s a definite & I’ll add her then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Morticia! Long time no see! Please can I come to Milf? Looks like my schedule has opened up!

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Hopping on

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By *erseylad96Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Could I please be added to the list?

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By *jones150Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Arr.. Boss has refused my leave. Sorry can I be took off the list to let another guy take my place

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By *aughty male 2018Man
over a year ago

uk


"Hopping on "

Hopping on for what ??????

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By *ecky DaveMan
over a year ago

Accrington

Can I be added again please.

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hey Morticia! Long time no see! Please can I come to Milf? Looks like my schedule has opened up! "

Of course you can my lovely!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could I please be added to the list? "

Absolutely!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Arr.. Boss has refused my leave. Sorry can I be took off the list to let another guy take my place "

Pesky bosses!! Maybe next month! x

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Can I be added again please."

Of course!

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By *jones150Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Arr.. Boss has refused my leave. Sorry can I be took off the list to let another guy take my place

Pesky bosses!! Maybe next month! x"

Hopefully! I will have to get my leave request in earlier

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By *ooBs69Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

Hi Morticia,

Is there any space left for us to attend on Monday.

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By *ossemarMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hi Morticia, can I be added to the list for Monday please? xx

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By *aggie and RobCouple
over a year ago

Wirral

Morning Miss Morticia.

Sorry but Maggie and Rob cannot come to your party on Monday due to a lousy combination of work Rota change and life in general. We really have you get our work life balance sorted apologies for this

Xxx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Can I put my name down please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting a bit excited now....all I need to decide is what to wear....??

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire


"I'm getting a bit excited now....all I need to decide is what to wear....??"

Clothes help

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Could you please add

James B sm

Johnny R sm

Ta xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting a bit excited now....all I need to decide is what to wear....??

Clothes help "

clothes? oh damn! x

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By *heklangsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm getting a bit excited now....all I need to decide is what to wear....??

Clothes help

clothes? oh damn! x"

Clothes are optional

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire


"I'm getting a bit excited now....all I need to decide is what to wear....??

Clothes help

clothes? oh damn! x

Clothes are optional "

In the street I guess they help

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By *ustKatyWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm getting a bit excited now....all I need to decide is what to wear....??

Clothes help

clothes? oh damn! x

Clothes are optional "

I say No to clothes!! ....just a school tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't realise there was a pt2. Looking forward to this. Just be gentle with me, it's my first time haha

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can I put my name down please? "

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By *couselad58Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Hi, is there any spaces left to attend this event? Thanks X

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By *ceania and TiamatCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Mortica can you add us to the list please

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hi Morticia,

Is there any space left for us to attend on Monday. "

Absolutely!! See you there!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hi Morticia, can I be added to the list for Monday please? xx"

Done!!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Can I put my name down please? "

Of course!! Look forward to meeting you

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could you please add

James B sm

Johnny R sm

Ta xxx"

Done

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hi, is there any spaces left to attend this event? Thanks X "

There are ... I take it you want one?

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Mortica can you add us to the list please "

Of course!!

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Could you please add Gary D xx

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By *arge_rodMan
over a year ago

chester

Can I be added please?

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By *igChezzMan
over a year ago

BIRKENHEAD

Popping on this thread before it gets full too. Have my "props" organised see you all there .. any naughty ladies needing a good tongue lashing from me let me know ....

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By *couselad58Man
over a year ago

liverpool


"Hi, is there any spaces left to attend this event? Thanks X

There are ... I take it you want one? "

Yes please X

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By *ucky78Woman
over a year ago

liverpool


"Hi, is there any spaces left to attend this event? Thanks X

There are ... I take it you want one?

Yes please X "

Yes please

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could you please add Gary D xx"

Done x

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Can I be added please?"

Of course, lovely!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hi, is there any spaces left to attend this event? Thanks X

There are ... I take it you want one?

Yes please X "

You’re added!

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

Sorry won't be able to make it. Bloody work!

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

It’s the weekend .... a list

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By *artinlycraMan
over a year ago

southport

oh Mrs Riverdeep...youll get lines and detention..xx

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Got my uniform all cleaned and ready. Going to surprise one or two of you

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By *j_princessWoman
over a year ago

crewe

Any space left for a little one???

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Any space left for a little one???"

Always for you lovely!

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By *j_princessWoman
over a year ago

crewe

Wonderful thank you xx

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By *couselad58Man
over a year ago

liverpool


"Hi, is there any spaces left to attend this event? Thanks X

There are ... I take it you want one?

Yes please X

You’re added! "

Thank you

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

List will be posted shortly ... watch this space

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

So, here it is ... this list is bloody epic!! I'm gonna need 3 Weetabix on Monday!!

.

**LADIES

Alice in Wonderpants

BJ Princess

Demerera

Foxy 1965

In a swing dress

Just Katy

Lady R 68

Little Miss Cali

Liverpool Girl 91

Lucky 78

Minnie the minx

Mrs Tall & Tattooed

Polly

Raven Red

Savage Garden

Sexy Lexie

Thick Thighs 19

Welshsuns

Witto Woo

.

**COUPLES

Chatty Pair

Dempsey & Makepeace

Jack & Black

Jess & Pat

Jewels & Shrops

Noobs 69

Oceania & Tiamat

The Klangs

.

**GENTS

Andy 000

Andy King

Apple 16

Axel

Big Chezz

Big John Boy

Big Johnboy

Black Santa

Blue Eyed Boy 9

Boaby 12345

Danny Boy

Dave J 280

Ebony Heaven

Fabjay

Franny 1961

Gary D

Gymboy

Honeyboy

Ian R

James B

Jamie R

John zmz

Jonathan 14

Jonny R

Jossemar

Large Rod

Lecky Dave

Lover K

Martin Lycra

Matt F

Merseyside Man

Miguel

Motorman

Mr Nice Guy

Mystery Mids Man

Naughty Male 2018

Nice & Tidy

Nick L

NW Voy Boy

NYC Sausage

Older Guy 4u

Oldham Boomerang

One Winged Angel

Penketh Player

Peter H

Powerhouse

Real Adonis

Roger More

Ryan 30

Sam S

Scouser 01

Simon B

Souse Lad 58

Steve W

Sub4Dom 96

Thaun

The Handyman Can

Whatever ABC

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If your name is on the register but you bunk off, you will earn a strike, so please make sure you let us know ASAP if you can't attend!!

And if you're thinking about joining us, get your name down before the list closes, because this is one day you DO NOT want to miss!!

See you all Monday!!

M xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join the list please?

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Could you please add Chris and Sam

Ta! X

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By *jones150Man
over a year ago

Manchester

My boss has changed his mind and I now have the day off.. Please can I be added to the list again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"List will be posted shortly ... watch this space "

What a line up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like a bloody brilliant day is going to be bad by all....

Looking forward to my solo adventure

Rosie.

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By *heklangsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Looks like a bloody brilliant day is going to be bad by all....

Looking forward to my solo adventure

Rosie. "

We will look after you gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. Unfortunately, I’m not going to be able to make it now. Really sorry! Will try harder next time....

Please dont make me do detention!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like a bloody brilliant day is going to be bad by all....

Looking forward to my solo adventure

Rosie.

We will look after you gorgeous xx"

Haha hope so it’s starting to feel like my first day of school haha.

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"My boss has changed his mind and I now have the day off.. Please can I be added to the list again. "

Of course!!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Can I join the list please?"

You can!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could you please add Chris and Sam

Ta! X"

Done!

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Could you please add

Skip2000 sm

Kieran M sm

Tony S sm

Lee E sm

Taaaaa xx

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Oh and Ian W sm

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By *r69xMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Is the list still open, if it is can I be added to the list?

Been a long time since I could make it but can make Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of an additional sm?

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"Is the list still open, if it is can I be added to the list?

Been a long time since I could make it but can make Monday "

Bloody hell!!! The wanderer returns!

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By *ustKatyWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

So excited for my first day back after the summer holidays! Uniforms hung up ready, shoes are polished & I’ll make sure I get an early night! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And as quick as that I can't attend sorry lovely take me off the list.

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By *r69xMan
over a year ago

St Helens


"Is the list still open, if it is can I be added to the list?

Been a long time since I could make it but can make Monday

Bloody hell!!! The wanderer returns!"

Does that mean you’ve saved my locker for me Vicky

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Is the list still open, if it is can I be added to the list?

Been a long time since I could make it but can make Monday "

Yes, we can squeeze you in!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Any chance of an additional sm?"

Yes, added!

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By *ucky78Woman
over a year ago

liverpool


"Is the list still open, if it is can I be added to the list?

Been a long time since I could make it but can make Monday "

Hello stranger xx

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By *r69xMan
over a year ago

St Helens


"Is the list still open, if it is can I be added to the list?

Been a long time since I could make it but can make Monday

Hello stranger xx"

It’s been a while (I’ll be like the new boy all over again) xx

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By *hickthighs2019Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Looks like a fab turn out! Cant wait now

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By *aughty male 2018Man
over a year ago

uk

Nor can I be my second time here

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By *oodGirlGoneBlackWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Can I be added please x

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Can I be added please x"

Of course lovely! x

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By *aughty male 2018Man
over a year ago

uk

Looking forward to tomorrow

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

One more sleep x

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Looking forward to this x

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By *aughty male 2018Man
over a year ago

uk

Hopefully I'll be a bit more less nervous this time round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting excited for this event!!..

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By *ouneed meMan
over a year ago

mold

any more sm room

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By *jones150Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Looking forward to this event!

Not been to a Milf Monday for a while!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Checking in.

Excited to see you all tomorrow

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Checking in.

Excited to see you all tomorrow "

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By *igChezzMan
over a year ago

BIRKENHEAD

Looking forward to meeting good friends and hopefully some new ones .. are there any naughty ladies need a good tongue lashing from me? Let me know or ask the head master.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excited to see everyone!

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By *artinlycraMan
over a year ago

southport

oh heck..miss Morticia will be so cross..skirt and blouse not ironed..homework unfinised no socks...

what will she do to me...!!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"oh heck..miss Morticia will be so cross..skirt and blouse not ironed..homework unfinised no socks...

what will she do to me...!!"

Tut tut Martin - you might have to stand in the corner!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to have to duck out I'm afraid, a call from work... sorry about that

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By *te124caseyMan
over a year ago

Culcheth

Hi can you put my name down

Single male

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By *aughty male 2018Man
over a year ago

uk

Best get ready

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By *jones150Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Will be setting off 10am so should be with you by 11am.

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By *r69xMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Sorry I’ll have to drop out, been called into work

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By *igwavesCouple
over a year ago

West Cumbria

We know it's short notice, but is it possible to add us to the list please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Works messed my holiday request up so can’t attend, last minute disaster. Have fun all

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By *aughty male 2018Man
over a year ago

uk

Watch the a41 in to Birkenhead there's delays

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Don’t think Lucy will be making an appearance at Milf Monday today

Don’t worry, Tony will still be there

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"We know it's short notice, but is it possible to add us to the list please? "

Bigwaves you're on the list x

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

All cancellations get a strike and some now have 3, so that's the end of the line I'm afraid

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"All cancellations get a strike and some now have 3, so that's the end of the line I'm afraid "

Did you mean me? All I meant was I wasn’t coming in my dress lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being called into work" is the new "my goldfish has died!"

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By *te124caseyMan
over a year ago

Culcheth

Can put me on guest list

Been before

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By *jones150Man
over a year ago

Manchester

On route now. Traffic horrendous near me.

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"All cancellations get a strike and some now have 3, so that's the end of the line I'm afraid

Did you mean me? All I meant was I wasn’t coming in my dress lol"

No, just in general!

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"All cancellations get a strike and some now have 3, so that's the end of the line I'm afraid

Did you mean me? All I meant was I wasn’t coming in my dress lol

No, just in general! "

Phew!!! Haha should be there around 11:30.....just waiting for a certain someone to get bloody ready haha

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By *r69xMan
over a year ago

St Helens


""Being called into work" is the new "my goldfish has died!" "

It’s actually one of my engineers has been involved in a big crash so had to go in

But my Goldfish is still going strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I jump on the guest list I know it’s last minute ive only just seen this.... been to townhouse befor

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By *onathan14Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I have messaged vikki but I cant make it today, J

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By *ungle vip33Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hi - can I get my name on the guest list please? Sorry it’s a bit late but can be there in 20mins x

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By *ucky78Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Thanks to everyone at townhouse for another great Milf Monday xx

If we chatted then say hello x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Thank you for popping my cherry!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Great day as always x

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Well that was fun

Say hi if we spoke/played x

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I’ve never been to a milf Monday that I haven’t enjoyed! Perfect event as always.

Thank you Morticia, Jim and Vic. And thank you to anyone else that spoke to me and made it a great day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a fab day, if we chatted get in touch

Rosie

X

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By *j_princessWoman
over a year ago

crewe

Brilliant milf Monday as always!!! Thank you to everyone xx

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

Wow!!

What an amazing day that was!! 96 very horny people turned up today & it certainly seemed like you all enjoyed yourselves!!

You definitely kept us all busy (well, no rest for the wicked!) And we even managed to raise some money for Macmillan with some amazing cakes!!

As always, some brilliant outfits on display today - schoolgirl/ boys, science geeks, teachers, headmasters, a cheerleader & a school nurse!! And not forgetting Mr Klang with his lunchbox ...

Thanks to everyone who came - you guys are what makes this event so good!! And a huge shout out to Preston, Craig, Jim & Mistress Vicky for keeping you guys in towels, drinks, cake & clean bedding!!

October’s Milf is 7th is the month & the listing is already up. It’s a hallowe’en ‘spook-tacular’, so get those outfits at the ready & I’ll see you there!

M xx

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

... and if you can spare a couple of minutes to drop an event review on the review page, that would be fantastic!!

https://m.fabswingers.com/clubs/52

M x

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By *ustKatyWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Wow!!

What an amazing day that was!! 96 very horny people turned up today & it certainly seemed like you all enjoyed yourselves!!

You definitely kept us all busy (well, no rest for the wicked!) And we even managed to raise some money for Macmillan with some amazing cakes!!

As always, some brilliant outfits on display today - schoolgirl/ boys, science geeks, teachers, headmasters, a cheerleader & a school nurse!! And not forgetting Mr Klang with his lunchbox ...

Thanks to everyone who came - you guys are what makes this event so good!! And a huge shout out to Preston, Craig, Jim & Mistress Vicky for keeping you guys in towels, drinks, cake & clean bedding!!

October’s Milf is 7th is the month & the listing is already up. It’s a hallowe’en ‘spook-tacular’, so get those outfits at the ready & I’ll see you there!

M xx"

Fantastic day as ever, thanks!! Loved being the cheeky, ‘injured’ cheerleader celebrating ‘Back to School’. Everyone looked Fab as ever... oh and that Lunch box & it’s treats...!!

Counting down to the ‘Spook-tacular’ one already!!

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By *heklangsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Wow!!

What an amazing day that was!! 96 very horny people turned up today & it certainly seemed like you all enjoyed yourselves!!

You definitely kept us all busy (well, no rest for the wicked!) And we even managed to raise some money for Macmillan with some amazing cakes!!

As always, some brilliant outfits on display today - schoolgirl/ boys, science geeks, teachers, headmasters, a cheerleader & a school nurse!! And not forgetting Mr Klang with his lunchbox ...

Thanks to everyone who came - you guys are what makes this event so good!! And a huge shout out to Preston, Craig, Jim & Mistress Vicky for keeping you guys in towels, drinks, cake & clean bedding!!

October’s Milf is 7th is the month & the listing is already up. It’s a hallowe’en ‘spook-tacular’, so get those outfits at the ready & I’ll see you there!

M xx

Fantastic day as ever, thanks!! Loved being the cheeky, ‘injured’ cheerleader celebrating ‘Back to School’. Everyone looked Fab as ever... oh and that Lunch box & it’s treats...!!

Counting down to the ‘Spook-tacular’ one already!! "

He emptied his lunch box afterwards and what treats I had..!!! Mrs Klang

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By *haunMan
over a year ago

Halton


"Wow!!

What an amazing day that was!! 96 very horny people turned up today & it certainly seemed like you all enjoyed yourselves!!

You definitely kept us all busy (well, no rest for the wicked!) And we even managed to raise some money for Macmillan with some amazing cakes!!

As always, some brilliant outfits on display today - schoolgirl/ boys, science geeks, teachers, headmasters, a cheerleader & a school nurse!! And not forgetting Mr Klang with his lunchbox ...

Thanks to everyone who came - you guys are what makes this event so good!! And a huge shout out to Preston, Craig, Jim & Mistress Vicky for keeping you guys in towels, drinks, cake & clean bedding!!

October’s Milf is 7th is the month & the listing is already up. It’s a hallowe’en ‘spook-tacular’, so get those outfits at the ready & I’ll see you there!

M xx

Fantastic day as ever, thanks!! Loved being the cheeky, ‘injured’ cheerleader celebrating ‘Back to School’. Everyone looked Fab as ever... oh and that Lunch box & it’s treats...!!

Counting down to the ‘Spook-tacular’ one already!!

He emptied his lunch box afterwards and what treats I had..!!! Mrs Klang "

--

Mrs Klang!!

At least (as far as I was aware!) you weren't snacking during school and waited till the end of the day to enjoy lunchbox treats.

-

Thanks to everyone for a great day, my first MILF Monday for far too long, a really great way to celebrate my birthday and a delight catching up with friends old and new.

Sadly too many people I briefly chatted with in passing without actually having the time to properly chat or exchange names.

You'd have thought I'd have had some paper and a pencil in one of my lab coat pockets.

To the delightful people attending, the as always amazing and helpful staff to our beautiful hostess Miss Morticia. (Sorry , I forgot that apple!).

Thanks for a great day.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow indeed! 1st visit to TH will definitely remain a memorable one!

Thanks for showing me about, and thanks to anyone who took time to chat to the nervous new boy on class

Looking forward to my next visit

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By *heklangsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Wow!!

What an amazing day that was!! 96 very horny people turned up today & it certainly seemed like you all enjoyed yourselves!!

You definitely kept us all busy (well, no rest for the wicked!) And we even managed to raise some money for Macmillan with some amazing cakes!!

As always, some brilliant outfits on display today - schoolgirl/ boys, science geeks, teachers, headmasters, a cheerleader & a school nurse!! And not forgetting Mr Klang with his lunchbox ...

Thanks to everyone who came - you guys are what makes this event so good!! And a huge shout out to Preston, Craig, Jim & Mistress Vicky for keeping you guys in towels, drinks, cake & clean bedding!!

October’s Milf is 7th is the month & the listing is already up. It’s a hallowe’en ‘spook-tacular’, so get those outfits at the ready & I’ll see you there!

M xx

Fantastic day as ever, thanks!! Loved being the cheeky, ‘injured’ cheerleader celebrating ‘Back to School’. Everyone looked Fab as ever... oh and that Lunch box & it’s treats...!!

Counting down to the ‘Spook-tacular’ one already!!

He emptied his lunch box afterwards and what treats I had..!!! Mrs Klang

--

Mrs Klang!!

At least (as far as I was aware!) you weren't snacking during school and waited till the end of the day to enjoy lunchbox treats.

-

Thanks to everyone for a great day, my first MILF Monday for far too long, a really great way to celebrate my birthday and a delight catching up with friends old and new.

Sadly too many people I briefly chatted with in passing without actually having the time to properly chat or exchange names.

You'd have thought I'd have had some paper and a pencil in one of my lab coat pockets.

To the delightful people attending, the as always amazing and helpful staff to our beautiful hostess Miss Morticia. (Sorry , I forgot that apple!).

Thanks for a great day.

xxx"

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

LOVED today!!! The time flew over! My highlight was a pair of naughty (and filthy) schoolies leaving post it notes around the club, the best being 'like my arse' on a Hep B awareness poster hahaha

The best day of laughs, cake, fuckery and friends

Xxx

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"LOVED today!!! The time flew over! My highlight was a pair of naughty (and filthy) schoolies leaving post it notes around the club, the best being 'like my arse' on a Hep B awareness poster hahaha

The best day of laughs, cake, fuckery and friends

Xxx"

How did I end up with one saying “donkey dick” on my boxers when I got home? Haha really did!!!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"LOVED today!!! The time flew over! My highlight was a pair of naughty (and filthy) schoolies leaving post it notes around the club, the best being 'like my arse' on a Hep B awareness poster hahaha

The best day of laughs, cake, fuckery and friends

Xxx"

It was great to be back. I'm gutted I missed the cake, but it was worth missing

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