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MILF MONDAY @ Townhouse - Monday 9th September 2019 “The ‘Back to School’ One”. 10:30am - 3:30pm

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

Blink & you’ll miss the summer!! September is just round the corner & I hope you’ve got your pencil case ready & your uniform ironed, because it’s Back to School!!

It’s the first day of the new term at Townhouse Academy and Miss Morticia will be on hand to make sure every one is well behaved & anyone naughty is promptly dealt with! Mistress Vicky will be taking the register, so make sure you’re not caught bunking off, or it’ll be Six of the Best!!

We want to see your most inventive outfits - schoolies are fine, but we want to see teachers, lab geeks, sports jocks, cheerleaders ... anything school related goes!!

If you'd like to enrol for Townhouse Academy’s Milf Monday, then please comment below in this forum and we'll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

School fees are £10 for the guys but the lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!

Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!

Look forward to seeing you all on the 9th

Morticia

xxx

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‘The Small Print’

The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code - no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES - You are MORE than welcome at the club and I'll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!

You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 - or you can bring your own

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!

For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out

https://m.fabswingers.com/clubs/52

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By *empsey and Makepeace1000Man
over a year ago

Near Salford

Please can you put our names down chuck? We'll get the headmaster's gear out for the day!

Michelle and John xxx

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By *assyBangBangWoman
over a year ago

St Helens

Can I be added please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be rude not too

Add us on plz if you would

??????

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By *lderguy4uMan
over a year ago

wirral

Could you please add me Morticia I missed the last one don't want to miss another xx

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Please can you put our names down chuck? We'll get the headmaster's gear out for the day!

Michelle and John xxx"

Done

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Can I be added please? "

Of course!!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"It would be rude not too

Add us on plz if you would

??????"

Consider it done!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could you please add me Morticia I missed the last one don't want to miss another xx"

Yes, you don’t want to be getting detention for a poor attendance record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I be able to attend this please although be my first time attending townhouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. I should be down messaged Vicky. But just Incase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could we make it 3 for 3 and be added please? Cub promises he'll be there on time this time!

Xx

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Can I be added to the list please

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

Yay I'll be home! Please can you add me to the list? x

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By *lderguy4uMan
over a year ago

wirral

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By *lderguy4uMan
over a year ago

wirral


"Could you please add me Morticia I missed the last one don't want to miss another xx

Yes, you don’t want to be getting detention for a poor attendance record "

Can cane me anytime x

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By *artinlycraMan
over a year ago

southport

mm hi Miss...i wont be late. ive done my homework..sharpened my pencil.clean pants and ironed my skirt..

can i attend

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Loved the last one. Please may I be added to this?

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By *lockwatcherMan
over a year ago

3rd rock from the sun

Can i be added please?

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By *lockwatcherMan
over a year ago

3rd rock from the sun


"Can i be added please? "

Sorry just noticed that i’m working this day can you remove me please...thought these were the 1st Monday in month....2nd!

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By *uch_of_a_minxWoman
over a year ago

everywhere

Can I pop my name down for this please? Xx

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By *liceinwonderpantsWoman
over a year ago

knutsford

Could I join the list please x

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By *heklangsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Pop us on your registration list please Miss.

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By *ndykingMan
over a year ago

wigan

can you add me to the list please

thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If possible this geek would like to join the fun

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Could you please add Ian R sm xx

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By *wvoyboyMan
over a year ago

wirral

Townhouse newbie here

Could you add me to the list please as I think I need to learn a few lessons

Many thanks x

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Could you please add Simon B to the list?

Ta! xx

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Would I be able to attend this please although be my first time attending townhouse. "

Absolutely!! Look forward to meeting you x

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hi. I should be down messaged Vicky. But just Incase. "

You’re on!!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could we make it 3 for 3 and be added please? Cub promises he'll be there on time this time!

Xx"

Don’t want a late mark in the register!!

You’re added!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Can I be added to the list please "

Of course, lovely lady!!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Yay I'll be home! Please can you add me to the list? x"

Absolutely! Wouldn’t be the same without you there! x

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"mm hi Miss...i wont be late. ive done my homework..sharpened my pencil.clean pants and ironed my skirt..

can i attend"

Very organised!! You’re added!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Loved the last one. Please may I be added to this?"

Of course you can lovely!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Can i be added please?

Sorry just noticed that i’m working this day can you remove me please...thought these were the 1st Monday in month....2nd! "

It’s always late in September ... let’s the ankle biters get back to school!!

Shame you can’t make it though!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Can I pop my name down for this please? Xx"

Of course!!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could I join the list please x"

You certainly can!!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Pop us on your registration list please Miss. "

You guys are always on every Milf list!!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"can you add me to the list please

thanks"

I can indeed!!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"If possible this geek would like to join the fun "

We love a geek!!

See you there!!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could you please add Ian R sm xx"

He’s added!!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could you please add Simon B to the list?

Ta! xx"

He’s also added!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Townhouse newbie here

Could you add me to the list please as I think I need to learn a few lessons

Many thanks x"

Newbies are always welcome! See you there!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

Also adding

PowerHouse sm

Naughty Male sm

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"Yay I'll be home! Please can you add me to the list? x

Absolutely! Wouldn’t be the same without you there! x"

Great thank you xx

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By *heklangsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Pop us on your registration list please Miss.

You guys are always on every Milf list!! "

Mr Klang is addicted now..lol...

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By *wvoyboyMan
over a year ago

wirral

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If possible this geek would like to join the fun

We love a geek!!

See you there!!"

Woooo thanks

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By *annyboynwMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hi, may I be added to this amazing themed milfs please ?

I been TH a couple of times on evenings but never in the day.

I think sporty attire as the P.E. teacher could be on the cards as I have plenty of stamina!

Class dismissed!

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm counting down the days to September....

please add me to list xx

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hi, may I be added to this amazing themed milfs please ?

I been TH a couple of times on evenings but never in the day.

I think sporty attire as the P.E. teacher could be on the cards as I have plenty of stamina!

Class dismissed!

X"

Drop & give me 20!!

You’re in!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I'm counting down the days to September....

please add me to list xx "

I can’t wait for this one either!!

You’re added!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

Adding Tall&Hung sm

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By *ustKatyWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just home from my hols so now I can start giving this some serious thought... thinking outside the box... those ‘Klangs’ are tough ones to follow!!

xx

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Just home from my hols so now I can start giving this some serious thought... thinking outside the box... those ‘Klangs’ are tough ones to follow!!

xx"

They are ... but I’m sure it can be done xx

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By *ark the gardenerMan
over a year ago

chester

Can I be added please

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By *heklangsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just home from my hols so now I can start giving this some serious thought... thinking outside the box... those ‘Klangs’ are tough ones to follow!!

xx"

Hahaha..we love you Katy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the list and looking forward to it. Nervous and excited for my 1st visit!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"On the list and looking forward to it. Nervous and excited for my 1st visit!"

You’ll be fine

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Can I be added please"

PM’d you

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I be added please, you know I love a milf monday x

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By *pple16Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Hi Can you add me please, thank you.

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By *ranny1961Man
over a year ago

Preston

Please could I have an invite x

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Can I be added please, you know I love a milf monday x"

Of course lovely!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hi Can you add me please, thank you. "

Most definitely! See you there!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Please could I have an invite x"

Of course!! Consider it done!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can I be added please, you know I love a milf monday x

Of course lovely! "

Have to decide between 2 outfits now, or will just bring both x

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By *ackandblackCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hi can we be added to the list please. About time we see what MILF Monday is all about.x

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hi can we be added to the list please. About time we see what MILF Monday is all about.x"

Absolutely!! See you there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. Can you add me too please. Coming with Raven_Red

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By *hickthighs2019Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hey can i be added to this list please. Now that school is back in childcare is sorted and outfit is ready

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Could you please add Sam S sm xx

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By *ustKatyWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just home from my hols so now I can start giving this some serious thought... thinking outside the box... those ‘Klangs’ are tough ones to follow!!

xx

They are ... but I’m sure it can be done xx"

I’m on to it!!

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By *ustKatyWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just home from my hols so now I can start giving this some serious thought... thinking outside the box... those ‘Klangs’ are tough ones to follow!!

xx

Hahaha..we love you Katy xx "

xx

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"Just home from my hols so now I can start giving this some serious thought... thinking outside the box... those ‘Klangs’ are tough ones to follow!!

xx

They are ... but I’m sure it can be done xx

I’m on to it!! "

Well you can get on me anytime Katy xx

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By *uch_of_a_minxWoman
over a year ago

everywhere

Ffs! Just has my leave cancelled for the 9th - not gonna be able to make it - sorry folks

Gutted!

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"Ffs! Just has my leave cancelled for the 9th - not gonna be able to make it - sorry folks

Gutted!"

How dare they! Need to have A quiet word with your boss! Do they know what they are depriving you of?!!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hi. Can you add me too please. Coming with Raven_Red"

Of course!!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hey can i be added to this list please. Now that school is back in childcare is sorted and outfit is ready "

Good news!! See you there!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could you please add Sam S sm xx"

Added

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Could you please add

Steve W sm

motorman52 sm

Nick L sm

Ta!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey can i be added to this list please. Now that school is back in childcare is sorted and outfit is ready "

Awwww yay be nice to see you again!!!! you and tall have some kinky business to attend too haha.

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By *ohnzmzMan
over a year ago

Sale

Hi Morticia

Please can I be added to the list.

John (_ohnzmz) x

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By *abjayMan
over a year ago

Chester

Please can you add me to the list

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could you please add

Steve W sm

motorman52 sm

Nick L sm

Ta!!! "

All added

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hi Morticia

Please can I be added to the list.

John (_ohnzmz) x"

Always, my lovely!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Please can you add me to the list"

Of course!

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By *wvoyboyMan
over a year ago

wirral

Feel proper nervous about this now - among some proper BIG hitters by the look of It.

Nevertheless I have nimble fingers and I can breathe thru my ears

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By *hickthighs2019Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *hickthighs2019Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Hey can i be added to this list please. Now that school is back in childcare is sorted and outfit is ready

Awwww yay be nice to see you again!!!! you and tall have some kinky business to attend too haha. "

Yes defo! cant wait!!!

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By *igChezzMan
over a year ago

BIRKENHEAD

Noooooo I will be in Kos .. never mind I will catch the next one ??

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Woo hoo. Hol approved, no sickie needed x

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Noooooo I will be in Kos .. never mind I will catch the next one ??"

Schoolboy error! 100 lines for you ‘I must not miss Milf Monday without a note’

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By *igChezzMan
over a year ago

BIRKENHEAD

Hmm you will have to give me 3 of the best next time you see me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you add my friend Mark669 for his 1st time at TH please x

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By *igChezzMan
over a year ago

BIRKENHEAD

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Can you add my friend Mark669 for his 1st time at TH please x "

Love a newbie!! Of course I can hun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With great regret, I have to ask you to remove my name from the list. Bloody work commitments I can’t get out of. X

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By *haunMan
over a year ago

Halton

Good morning Miss Morticia,

**Yes, I've not mixed up my events!!

Would it be possible to add me to the register for September please?

That double celebration in it not bring the first Monday of the month (so good for work) along with the small matter of celebrating my birthday that day as well.

So I'm looking forward to spending the day with / in delightful & fun company.

As always.. that you very kindly.

xxx

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By *igChezzMan
over a year ago

BIRKENHEAD

Oops. Fly out on 10th not the 8th as I thought .. If there is still room can I cum? Sorry to mess you about miss x

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Good morning Miss Morticia,

**Yes, I've not mixed up my events!!

Would it be possible to add me to the register for September please?

That double celebration in it not bring the first Monday of the month (so good for work) along with the small matter of celebrating my birthday that day as well.

So I'm looking forward to spending the day with / in delightful & fun company.

As always.. that you very kindly.

xxx"

Remind me closer to the time that it’s your birthday as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be added please to list and can I get confirmation or will get email x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be added please to list and can I get confirmation or will get email x

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By *assyBangBangWoman
over a year ago

St Helens

Can I be an absolute pain in the arse and ask you to remove me from the register please? I’ve been offered tickets to go away for a long weekend, so I won’t be getting back until Monday night! Couldn’t really say no to a virtually free holiday! I will make it to a MILF Monday soon! x

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Good morning Miss Morticia,

**Yes, I've not mixed up my events!!

Would it be possible to add me to the register for September please?

That double celebration in it not bring the first Monday of the month (so good for work) along with the small matter of celebrating my birthday that day as well.

So I'm looking forward to spending the day with / in delightful & fun company.

As always.. that you very kindly.

xxx"

Always possible to add you, my lovely!! x

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Oops. Fly out on 10th not the 8th as I thought .. If there is still room can I cum? Sorry to mess you about miss x"

Lol!! Of course there is!! What better way to start the holiday?!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Can I be added please to list and can I get confirmation or will get email x"

This is your confirmation - although you will get a reminder email a few days before

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Can I be an absolute pain in the arse and ask you to remove me from the register please? I’ve been offered tickets to go away for a long weekend, so I won’t be getting back until Monday night! Couldn’t really say no to a virtually free holiday! I will make it to a MILF Monday soon! x"

I don’t blame you!! I’d do the same thing!! Hope you have a great weekend!! x

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By *ewelsssWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

hiya lovely can you add shrops and I please xx

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By *haunMan
over a year ago

Halton


"Good morning Miss Morticia,

**Yes, I've not mixed up my events!!

Would it be possible to add me to the register for September please?

That double celebration in it not bring the first Monday of the month (so good for work) along with the small matter of celebrating my birthday that day as well.

So I'm looking forward to spending the day with / in delightful & fun company.

As always.. that you very kindly.

xxx

Remind me closer to the time that it’s your birthday as well "

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Thank you very much Sir.

Will do.

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By *haunMan
over a year ago

Halton


"Good morning Miss Morticia,

**Yes, I've not mixed up my events!!

Would it be possible to add me to the register for September please?

That double celebration in it not bring the first Monday of the month (so good for work) along with the small matter of celebrating my birthday that day as well.

So I'm looking forward to spending the day with / in delightful & fun company.

As always.. that you very kindly.

xxx

Always possible to add you, my lovely!! x"

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Thank you.

Always very kind of you to add me, looking forward to this as it's been far too long since I've been able to attend MILF Monday

And anytime I can be naked on my Birthday enjoying the pleasures the day might bring!! Is always a delightful way to spend the day.

Looking forward to catching up with everyone.

xxx

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By *onathan14Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Please add me thanks, J14

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I please be removed as realised this is the day after the great north run so believe I maybe very stiff

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"hiya lovely can you add shrops and I please xx"

Of course x

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Please add me thanks, J14"

Done

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Can I please be removed as realised this is the day after the great north run so believe I maybe very stiff"

... and not in a good way!!

What a shame!! Will do - and good luck with the run!

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By *ig johnboyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Can I be added to list please?

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Could you please add Matt F sm

Taaaa xx

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By *ymboyMan
over a year ago

Crewe

Could you put me down on the guest list please

Gymboy

Xx

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Could you please add

Yalany sm

Keith C sm

Ta!

xx

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Can I be added to list please?"

Of course!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could you please add Matt F sm

Taaaa xx"

Done!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could you put me down on the guest list please

Gymboy

Xx"

Wouldn’t be the same without you!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could you please add

Yalany sm

Keith C sm

Ta!

xx"

Both added! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you add me to the list please? It’s my birthday too!

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Hi Morticia

Could I be added please x

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could you add me to the list please? It’s my birthday too! "

What better way to spend it?!

Added!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hi Morticia

Could I be added please x"

Of course!

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire


"Hi Morticia

Could I be added please x

Of course! "

Thank you x

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

Adding Demerera sf

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Could you please add Miguel sm to the list?

Ta!! xx

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could you please add Miguel sm to the list?

Ta!! xx"

Absolutely x

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By *heklangsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Adding Demerera sf"

Woohoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi could you put Gymboy and me down on the guestlist as a couple please x

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hi could you put Gymboy and me down on the guestlist as a couple please x"

Happy to add you as a SF.

I can’t add you as a couple unless you have a couples profile or couples club membership

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By *artinlycraMan
over a year ago

southport

careful miss Morticia will give you lines...

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By *aggie and RobCouple
over a year ago

Wirral

Can we be added to the list please and we promise to be naughty

Maggie &Rob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ok didn't know that. Single female it is then. Thanks xx

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Can we be added to the list please and we promise to be naughty

Maggie &Rob "

Of course!! Not seen you guys for ages!! xx

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Oh ok didn't know that. Single female it is then. Thanks xx"

No worries

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Bet this one is going to be busy x

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Could you please add Jamie R sm xxx

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By *aggie and RobCouple
over a year ago

Wirral

Always looking to make new best friends on the first day at school. Introduce yourselves and say hi xxx

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Could you please add Peter H sm xx

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Sorry, not going to be able to make it this month Bloody work! Hoping for next time though. Polly xx

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could you please add Jamie R sm xxx"

Done

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Could you please add Peter H sm xx"

Also done

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By *over KMan
over a year ago

St helens

Hello, please can you add me to the guest list, it’s been a little while since I’ve been, looking forward to this one ?? x

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By *bonyheavenMan
over a year ago

london

Please can you add me to your Guestlist, only my 2nd milf attendance this year x

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hello, please can you add me to the guest list, it’s been a little while since I’ve been, looking forward to this one ?? x"

Of course, see you there!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Please can you add me to your Guestlist, only my 2nd milf attendance this year x"

Consider it done!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Ill be there.

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Ill be there. "

Cool, be good to see you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi could you put me on the guest list please

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By *enkethplayerMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Hi Morticia can I be added to the list please.

Bernie

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By *ustKatyWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Sorry, not going to be able to make it this month Bloody work! Hoping for next time though. Polly xx"

Oh, such sad news. I hope you’ve got a note to excuse you for Miss Morticia? x

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By *jones150Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Please can you add me

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By *avej280Man
over a year ago

ellesmere port

Can I be put on the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you unfortunately take our names off the register......

We will have to skip this class.....

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"Can you unfortunately take our names off the register......

We will have to skip this class.....

"

You're missing MILF Monday!!!!! Shall I book you in for our therapy class for those suffering withdrawals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you unfortunately take our names off the register......

We will have to skip this class.....

You're missing MILF Monday!!!!! Shall I book you in for our therapy class for those suffering withdrawals? "

I know right talls fault he’s jetting off to the sun.....

Milf Monday’s my fave Monday of the month sad times.

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By *heklangsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can you unfortunately take our names off the register......

We will have to skip this class.....

You're missing MILF Monday!!!!! Shall I book you in for our therapy class for those suffering withdrawals?

I know right talls fault he’s jetting off to the sun.....

Milf Monday’s my fave Monday of the month sad times. "
Can't you come on your own?..while the cat's away lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you unfortunately take our names off the register......

We will have to skip this class.....

You're missing MILF Monday!!!!! Shall I book you in for our therapy class for those suffering withdrawals?

I know right talls fault he’s jetting off to the sun.....

Milf Monday’s my fave Monday of the month sad times. Can't you come on your own?..while the cat's away lol xx"

If I can catch a lift with someone I will be flying solo for sure.

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By *aughty male 2018Man
over a year ago

uk

Looking forward to Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi,

can I pop my name down (Bloke) with the possibility of C coming if she can wangle the day off from work?

xx

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hi could you put me on the guest list please "

Of course!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hi Morticia can I be added to the list please.

Bernie"

Yes, of course you can!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Please can you add me "

Absolutely!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Can I be put on the list "

Consider it done

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Hi,

can I pop my name down (Bloke) with the possibility of C coming if she can wangle the day off from work?

xx"

Of course!!

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By *orticia OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Looking forward to Monday"

You know it’s not next week, right ...?!

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire


"Looking forward to Monday

You know it’s not next week, right ...?! "

He’s excited

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By *heklangsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Looking forward to Monday

You know it’s not next week, right ...?!

He’s excited "

Aren't we all..lol

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By *hehandymancanMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Can you add me please _orticia long time since I've been to townhouse great club looking forward to attending.

Many thanks

Dave

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

Can you put me on the list as a single fem please?

Mrs R x

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