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Kuckoo Presents… COPS and ROBBERS! 15/9 @ Townhouse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

***HELLO TO ALL YOU SEXY SWINGERS***

We are Kuckoo and we want to invite YOU to our very first themed event at Townhouse. Our first will be a debauchery filled afternoon of NAUGHTINESS; COPS & ROBBERS…

We're looking for some very sexy police officers to control (or maybe punish) our very naughty villains.

Dare to misbehave?

Are you on your best behaviour?

Do you want to be in the bad books?

Are you an angel or demon?

It's up to you, you decide if you want to play good cop or bad cop

This is a themed event, dress in your most fiendish attire ready for an afternoon of fun, filth and fuckery.

We have some very deviant games planned with wayward forfeits involved.

Your hosts and hostesses for the day will be:

BEASTandHARLOT

Bearded Gentleman

Classylady300

We are VERY excited to see all of you badly behaved guys and girls there :D

Here are the minor details:

Females and T-Girls: £5

Couples: £15

Males (Members): £20

Males (Non members) £25

This event will be held at Townhouse, 9 Union St, Birkenhead CH42 3TL

Doors open at 3pm and closing time is 10pm. Last entry is 6pm. Newbies need to arrive before 4.30pm for a tour of the place. Please just give your username in at reception. There will be plenty of people there to make you feel VERY welcome…

There is a strict dress code at Townhouse, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Theme wear is optional.

For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out:

https://m.fabswingers.com/clubs/52

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, check the website for ID requirements.

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere

Boom popped the forum cherry. Can you pop me on please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boom popped the forum cherry. Can you pop me on please "

Damn right- you can definitely be there...

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By *ittlevixenWoman
over a year ago

Mold North Wales

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By *ittlevixenWoman
over a year ago

Mold North Wales

Oh hello you naughty bunch! Can I be the First Lady on the list?

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By *inderella78Woman
over a year ago

Lancashire

We would love to be the first couple on the list xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh hello you naughty bunch! Can I be the First Lady on the list? "

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We would love to be the first couple on the list xx "

Absolutely so excited you'll be joining us!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad your coming guys xx see you there x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo look what we have found!! Loveeeee themed nights put us down on the list please k will be a corrupt officer of the law with her convict partner at her side xx

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By *he Sex PistolsCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo look what we have found!! Loveeeee themed nights put us down on the list please k will be a corrupt officer of the law with her convict partner at her side xx"

Hopefully you're on your naughtiest behaviour

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By *din and his ValkyrieCouple
over a year ago

Valhalla

I think valkyrie could do with a bit of corporal punishment!! So add us to the list...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes please "

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be there! We all know I'm a good girl, so I'll be a copper.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Going to try super hard to get along to this one

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By *illingtotry2019Man
over a year ago

liverpool

This will be very interesting......can't wait to see all the ravishing robbers and curvacious cops.....think i may be a corrupt cop! ?????? x

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By *he Sex PistolsCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Its looking Hot in here already

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By *earded GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"I think valkyrie could do with a bit of corporal punishment!! So add us to the list... "

She Definitely does

Added x

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By *earded GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Yes please "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to try super hard to get along to this one"

hope you can make it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we be added

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We!!! Oooo goodie!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be there for at least the start, wouldn’t miss it for the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we be added "

Absolutely

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By *earded GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"I'll be there! We all know I'm a good girl, so I'll be a copper. "

Yea yea haha your about as good as me ... altho I am going as a robber ...

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere


"I'll be there! We all know I'm a good girl, so I'll be a copper.

Yea yea haha your about as good as me ... altho I am going as a robber ... "

We have plenty of handcuffs. You’re fucked

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"I'll be there! We all know I'm a good girl, so I'll be a copper.

Yea yea haha your about as good as me ... altho I am going as a robber ...

We have plenty of handcuffs. You’re fucked "

Now this I would watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please pop my name down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adding Curvaceousannie SF

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By *earded GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"I'll be there! We all know I'm a good girl, so I'll be a copper.

Yea yea haha your about as good as me ... altho I am going as a robber ...

We have plenty of handcuffs. You’re fucked "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for checking out our event guys can’t wait to have you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll be there for at least the start, wouldn’t miss it for the world "

Yaassssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll be there for at least the start, wouldn’t miss it for the world

Yaassssss "

Outfit has arrived today! Just need to buy a truncheon to go with it to keep everyone in line!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This will be very interesting......can't wait to see all the ravishing robbers and curvacious cops.....think i may be a corrupt cop! ?????? x"

Please do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adding WhiteSand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be there! We all know I'm a good girl, so I'll be a copper.

Yea yea haha your about as good as me ... altho I am going as a robber ... "

...this could be fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adding Briandprincess - Cpl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in for this...

Saint though, obvs

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing glad your coming xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This event is going to be MEGA

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By *earded GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"I'll be there! We all know I'm a good girl, so I'll be a copper.

Yea yea haha your about as good as me ... altho I am going as a robber ...

...this could be fun. "

This sounds like some sort of challange or game in the making

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be there! We all know I'm a good girl, so I'll be a copper.

Yea yea haha your about as good as me ... altho I am going as a robber ...

...this could be fun.

This sounds like some sort of challange or game in the making "

Challenge? Game? Would I do such things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be there! We all know I'm a good girl, so I'll be a copper.

Yea yea haha your about as good as me ... altho I am going as a robber ...

...this could be fun.

This sounds like some sort of challange or game in the making

Challenge? Game? Would I do such things? "

Can we play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This event looks unreal!xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This event looks unreal!xx"

Care to join us? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love to if that’s ok??

Any nearby hotels you can recomend xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d love to if that’s ok??

Any nearby hotels you can recomend xx"

Absolutely! There are a few lovely nearby hotels, starting £45. Check out booking.com. The Bebington is a popular one.

Will add you to the list xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woop. Many thanks x

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By *earded GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"I'll be there! We all know I'm a good girl, so I'll be a copper.

Yea yea haha your about as good as me ... altho I am going as a robber ...

...this could be fun.

This sounds like some sort of challange or game in the making

Challenge? Game? Would I do such things?

Can we play "

Ofc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count me in for this...

Saint though, obvs

X"

Wouldn't expect anything else

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over a year ago

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By *earded GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"I’ll be there for at least the start, wouldn’t miss it for the world

Yaassssss

Outfit has arrived today! Just need to buy a truncheon to go with it to keep everyone in line! "

There will be allot of naughty robbers and villiams in need of keeping in line ... deputy Jane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll be there for at least the start, wouldn’t miss it for the world

Yaassssss

Outfit has arrived today! Just need to buy a truncheon to go with it to keep everyone in line!

There will be allot of naughty robbers and villiams in need of keeping in line ... deputy Jane "

You can address me as Sergeant Jane

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By *earded GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"I’ll be there for at least the start, wouldn’t miss it for the world

Yaassssss

Outfit has arrived today! Just need to buy a truncheon to go with it to keep everyone in line!

There will be allot of naughty robbers and villiams in need of keeping in line ... deputy Jane

You can address me as Sergeant Jane "

Haha love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Omg guys it’s only a month away how exciting!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you please add Deangreen SM to the list? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please add Deangreen SM to the list? X"

Added xx

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By *oodriderCouple
over a year ago

NW Wales

Any room for Rider

I'll bring my cuffs and my purple truncheon

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Hey can we be added to the list too? Got a birthday boy here and I think he’s been a very naughty boy haha or hopefully he will be!

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By *he Sex PistolsCouple
over a year ago

wirral

We cant wait, need to get out outfits sorted

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By *earded GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Any room for Rider

I'll bring my cuffs and my purple truncheon "

Always room for you !

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By *earded GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Hey can we be added to the list too? Got a birthday boy here and I think he’s been a very naughty boy haha or hopefully he will be! "

Oooo yes !! deffo sounds like he needs a birthday punishment is it a special birthday? I think there is a few birthday boys an girls there that day

Added you both to the list x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve just peaked at the guest list going to be a BRILLIANT day :D

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By *earded GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"We cant wait, need to get out outfits sorted "

Wonder what outfits you two will go for ...who would be the cop an who would be the robber

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By *ames michellCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Oh yes please!! Can we be added please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh yes please!! Can we be added please?"

Hey guys! Would love you there xxx

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By *ames michellCouple
over a year ago

wirral

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By *ames michellCouple
over a year ago

wirral


"

Hey guys! Would love you there xxx"

We cant wait, .. have to decie what to wear!? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outfit ordered going to be a great event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Hey guys! Would love you there xxx

We cant wait, .. have to decie what to wear!? X "

Depends on if your are good or naughty

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By *igndirtyCouple (MM)
over a year ago

manchester

Two very corrupt cops ready to take some bribes for our first club visit. Thanks for the recommendation x

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By *igndirtyCouple (MM)
over a year ago

manchester

Oops.. Jumping the gun a little there with the excitement ha... I need to ask if we can be added first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two very corrupt cops ready to take some bribes for our first club visit. Thanks for the recommendation x "

Corrupt cops sound like a lot of fun

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By *igndirtyCouple (MM)
over a year ago

manchester

Got chatting to the lovely classylady and she convinced us! Sounds like the perfect club to start off with! Seems like a great naughty bunch heading over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will be good to see you there !! Xx

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By *ornycouple1982Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

We wud love to come too... Fancy dress??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing will add you to the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We wud love to come too... Fancy dress?? "

Yes fancy dress!! It’s going to be MEGA

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By *arty-Marty -Stallion!Man
over a year ago

St helens

Might order my cuffs this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harlot is a robber for the evening

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By *WcoupleUKCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Can we be added please?

Love a good excuse to dress up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we be added please?

Love a good excuse to dress up "

Absolutely-excited to have you join us

The question is ... are you good or bad

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By *WcoupleUKCouple
over a year ago

liverpool


"Can we be added please?

Love a good excuse to dress up

Absolutely-excited to have you join us

The question is ... are you good or bad "

He's definitely bad. I'm good but easily corrupted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not long now Aaaaaa!! We do hope to be judged and sentenced by all you sexy sods!! #2convicts xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we be added please?

Love a good excuse to dress up

Absolutely-excited to have you join us

The question is ... are you good or bad

He's definitely bad. I'm good but easily corrupted "

That's what we like to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So looking forward to this one!

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By *ild n NaughtyMan
over a year ago

south Cheshire

Could you add me to the list so would love come to your event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So looking forward to this one! "

and we're so happy that you're joining us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some very naughty naughty satiable beautys on this list!! Arrest us now!! Who needs a super sunday when you have events like these xx

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Could you please add Tim M sm xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you add me to the list so would love come to your event "

Added

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By *he Sex PistolsCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Nancy's picked her outfit

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

This looks like it could be fun!! Could you add me to the list please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you please add Tim M sm xxx"

Added x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evenin' all....

Go on then, you best add us to the list if you'd be so kind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This looks like it could be fun!! Could you add me to the list please? "

Added

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"This looks like it could be fun!! Could you add me to the list please?

Added "

Great thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evenin' all....

Go on then, you best add us to the list if you'd be so kind?

"

Yay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh wow this guest list looks incredible

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"Oh wow this guest list looks incredible "

Why thank you, the hosts are looking incredible too!!

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By *earded GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Oh wow this guest list looks incredible

Why thank you, the hosts are looking incredible too!! "

Thanks babe

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"Oh wow this guest list looks incredible

Why thank you, the hosts are looking incredible too!!

Thanks babe "

Lol it's the beard!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look forward to seeing you there

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Could you please add Frankie8 sm xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh wow this guest list looks incredible

Why thank you, the hosts are looking incredible too!!

Thanks babe

Lol it's the beard!! "

Always the beard...

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"Oh wow this guest list looks incredible

Why thank you, the hosts are looking incredible too!!

Thanks babe

Lol it's the beard!!

Always the beard... "

Not the beard for you in your case it's the b....... beauty lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh wow this guest list looks incredible

Why thank you, the hosts are looking incredible too!!

Thanks babe

Lol it's the beard!!

Always the beard...

Not the beard for you in your case it's the b....... beauty lol "

Haha!! Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you please add Frankie8 sm xx"

Added x

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By *earded GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Oh wow this guest list looks incredible

Why thank you, the hosts are looking incredible too!!

Thanks babe

Lol it's the beard!!

Always the beard...

Not the beard for you in your case it's the b....... beauty lol "

You saying beards ain't beautiful ...

Excuse me while i go cry ..

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"Oh wow this guest list looks incredible

Why thank you, the hosts are looking incredible too!!

Thanks babe

Lol it's the beard!!

Always the beard...

Not the beard for you in your case it's the b....... beauty lol

You saying beards ain't beautiful ...

Excuse me while i go cry .."

I'm sure they are beautiful to the ladies bit hairy for me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you add danny16723 to the guest list? SM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you add danny16723 to the guest list? SM "

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we add diva ds to the list please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we add diva ds to the list please "

Absolutely

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By *he Sex PistolsCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Too excited for this

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By *plusMan
over a year ago

merseyside

Hi guys this guest list looks really hot can I be added to the list please x

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By *illingtotry2019Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Can't wait for this......outfit ordered and the Monday booked off work, this event is going to have more corrupt coppers than Scotland Yard! Roll on the 15th xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey guys glad to have you there and ofcourse your added x

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By *btingMan
over a year ago

town

Can I be added please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be added please "

Of course glad you'll be joining us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not long now ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could i be added if room please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can we please add Alice an Dave to the list? Couple x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ***HELLO TO ALL YOU SEXY SWINGERS***

We are Kuckoo and we want to invite YOU to our very first themed event at Townhouse. Our first will be a debauchery filled afternoon of NAUGHTINESS; COPS & ROBBERS…

We're looking for some very sexy police officers to control (or maybe punish) our very naughty villains.

Dare to misbehave?

Are you on your best behaviour?

Do you want to be in the bad books?

Are you an angel or demon?

It's up to you, you decide if you want to play good cop or bad cop

This is a themed event, dress in your most fiendish attire ready for an afternoon of fun, filth and fuckery.

We have some very deviant games planned with wayward forfeits involved.

Your hosts and hostesses for the day will be:

BEASTandHARLOT

Bearded Gentleman

Classylady300

We are VERY excited to see all of you badly behaved guys and girls there :D

Here are the minor details:

Females and T-Girls: £5

Couples: £15

Males (Members): £20

Males (Non members) £25

This event will be held at Townhouse, 9 Union St, Birkenhead CH42 3TL

Doors open at 3pm and closing time is 10pm. Last entry is 6pm. Newbies need to arrive before 4.30pm for a tour of the place. Please just give your username in at reception. There will be plenty of people there to make you feel VERY welcome…

There is a strict dress code at Townhouse, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Theme wear is optional.

For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out:

https://m.fabswingers.com/clubs/52

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, check the website for ID requirements. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add us please! We got a bit carried away and have already bought half our outfits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we please add Alice an Dave to the list? Couple x"

Added

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to coming along thank you for the invite xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking forward to coming along thank you for the invite xxx"

Excited! Not long now x

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By *heshireKMan
over a year ago

Warrington

This sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Add us please! We got a bit carried away and have already bought half our outfits "

You guys are on the list! Can’t wait to see x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looonnnggg

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"Not looonnnggg "

Is someone excited?

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By *ackandblackCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Child care sorted for this one so can we be added to the list please!

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over a year ago


"Child care sorted for this one so can we be added to the list please! "

Of course to restrain or be restrained that is now the question...

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By *ackandblackCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh well we shall have to see what mood takes us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adding Inkedlady2 cpl xx

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By *ild n NaughtyMan
over a year ago

south Cheshire


"Child care sorted for this one so can we be added to the list please!

Of course to restrain or be restrained that is now the question... "

bondage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh restrained all the way

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By *oodriderCouple
over a year ago

NW Wales

Week today guys

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By *ild n NaughtyMan
over a year ago

south Cheshire

Ooooh yes a week today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adding dick and jane30 - cpl

X

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By *absFrenchGentMan
over a year ago

stafford

Hi can you add me please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can you add us to this very naughty list

#inkedlady2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Added above xx

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By *randMrsSmith692321Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mr Smith costume has arrived just hope mine arrives in time and fits. Kx

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By *earded GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Getting closer

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By *arty-Marty -Stallion!Man
over a year ago

St helens

Really excited for this event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to it x

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By *oodriderCouple
over a year ago

NW Wales

Looking forward to this!!

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By *man91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Hi. I would like to attend. Can I be added to the list please. Thank you.

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By *arty-Marty -Stallion!Man
over a year ago

St helens

Are you a cop or are you a robber

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Looking forward to this soooo much who else is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Cop

Bad Cop

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By *ames michellCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Outfits bought , and counting down the days , we cant wait!

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By *absFrenchGentMan
over a year ago

stafford

Which one of you is the bad one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which one of you is the bad one

"

You be the judge of that

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By *lueStarSkyWoman
over a year ago

Narnia

I'm going to pop in for a bit seeing as Classy won't stop pestering me lol can't stay long as it's a school night xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to pop in for a bit seeing as Classy won't stop pestering me lol can't stay long as it's a school night xxx"

Yay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still some spaces left for ladies and couples... get your names down!!!

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By *ackandblackCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Outfits sorted and underwear chosen. Time to start the countdown to play time

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By *zzy69Woman
over a year ago

The Lake District

Please add me to the cops list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woooo wooooo xd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aviator shades at the ready

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By *illingtotry2019Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Countdown begins to some unlawful disorder......tick tock tick tock.....see you all on sunday xx

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By *man91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Unfortunately I am having to do something else this Sunday which I am unable to miss so won't be able to attend this event, but would be interested in future events that I can hopefully attend. :/

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Could you please add Craig S, not on Fab but been to other events Taaaaa xx

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By *earded GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

All above added

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weekend has arrived !!!! See you all soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aviator shades at the ready "

Yaaaas can’t wait!!!!

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

My truncheon is all ready!!

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By *oodriderCouple
over a year ago

NW Wales

Tomorrow

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By *earded GentlemanMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

One more sleep

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By *imitless13Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Room for one more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunday!!!!

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