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Just Peachy is turning 50! Club SX Sat 8th Sept Thread Pt3!

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

So it's finally happening.... Just Peachy is hitting the right royal age of 50 and we are gonna celebrate in style on the evening of Sat 8th September!

Its looking like it will be a hot one and we are on part 3 of the guestlist thread you lot are just chomping at the bit to attend!

The doors shall open at 8 and the party will be rocking through til the early hours

Knowing I can throw a decent bash Peachy asked me to do her a party and that I shall! Club SX in Blackpool is the glamorous venue of choice and if you aren't on the guestlist then you really don't know what you are missing!

Its only about an hours drive from Manchester and there are more guesthouses around than you can shake a stick at so you have no excuses not to be there folks!

The lovely Paul and Lou have kindly agreed to a reduced entrance rate whilst its Peach - they are:

Single gents £25

Couples £25

Trans and single ladies £10

The club is BYO booze but please purchase your soft drinks/mixers from the club. There is a small £1.50 corkage charge which goes towards paying the fantastic bar staff

Included in the above pricing is an amazing cold buffet - not just a few butties, talking homemade quiche, prawn rings, profiteroles and all other kinds of yummy lovliness! There will be some party games to aid the fun and silliness, and prizes for these games that may help the evening go with even more of a bang (I am thinking 'people bangs' and not balloons!)

Any queries re the club please refer to the Club SX fab profile - any re the party please message me x

Get your names down and see you there!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Super excited to see some old friends and make some new ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread part III, let’s hope fuckage is as prevalent as posting!

Heck I do think those in Blackpool for all 3 nights should undertake ‘the peachy challenge’, 1 fuck for each year of her ever youthful life... could lead to friction burns but a worthy challenge indeed! x

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Just checking that CheekyChap and I are still down Hanks? So excited not been to a club in yonks x

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By *i winkersCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"Thread part III, let’s hope fuckage is as prevalent as posting!

Heck I do think those in Blackpool for all 3 nights should undertake ‘the peachy challenge’, 1 fuck for each year of her ever youthful life... could lead to friction burns but a worthy challenge indeed! x"

Damn we aren’t there Friday

Have to make up for it Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thread part III, let’s hope fuckage is as prevalent as posting!

Heck I do think those in Blackpool for all 3 nights should undertake ‘the peachy challenge’, 1 fuck for each year of her ever youthful life... could lead to friction burns but a worthy challenge indeed! x

Damn we aren’t there Friday

Have to make up for it Saturday "

That’s 50 each... non of this couples ‘sharing the load’ crap x

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Thread part III, let’s hope fuckage is as prevalent as posting!

Heck I do think those in Blackpool for all 3 nights should undertake ‘the peachy challenge’, 1 fuck for each year of her ever youthful life... could lead to friction burns but a worthy challenge indeed! x

Damn we aren’t there Friday

Have to make up for it Saturday

That’s 50 each... non of this couples ‘sharing the load’ crap x"

You mean you won’t share a load with me Charli?

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Thread part III, let’s hope fuckage is as prevalent as posting!

Heck I do think those in Blackpool for all 3 nights should undertake ‘the peachy challenge’, 1 fuck for each year of her ever youthful life... could lead to friction burns but a worthy challenge indeed! x"

I'm sure your lube will help with preventing friction burns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thread part III, let’s hope fuckage is as prevalent as posting!

Heck I do think those in Blackpool for all 3 nights should undertake ‘the peachy challenge’, 1 fuck for each year of her ever youthful life... could lead to friction burns but a worthy challenge indeed! x

Damn we aren’t there Friday

Have to make up for it Saturday

That’s 50 each... non of this couples ‘sharing the load’ crap x

You mean you won’t share a load with me Charli? "

It’s your birthday peachy... you can have whatever the fuck you like obviously! I share your taste in young Scots so heck let’s share a load or 50!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thread part III, let’s hope fuckage is as prevalent as posting!

Heck I do think those in Blackpool for all 3 nights should undertake ‘the peachy challenge’, 1 fuck for each year of her ever youthful life... could lead to friction burns but a worthy challenge indeed! x

I'm sure your lube will help with preventing friction burns "

#ectoplasmrules

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Just checking that CheekyChap and I are still down Hanks? So excited not been to a club in yonks x "

Course you are! And it will be lovely to see you both xx

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Thread part III, let’s hope fuckage is as prevalent as posting!

Heck I do think those in Blackpool for all 3 nights should undertake ‘the peachy challenge’, 1 fuck for each year of her ever youthful life... could lead to friction burns but a worthy challenge indeed! x

I'm sure your lube will help with preventing friction burns

#ectoplasmrules"

I do need to get me some of that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t wait for this already

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Can’t wait for this already "

That makes two of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t wait for this already

That makes two of us "

Three...

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Can’t wait for this already

That makes two of us

Three..."

I'd say four, but as host not sure I can claim that

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Can’t wait for this already

That makes two of us

Three...

I'd say four, but as host not sure I can claim that "

And why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t wait for this already

That makes two of us

Three...

I'd say four, but as host not sure I can claim that "

Of course you can!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Ooooooo I'm getting excited x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooooo I'm getting excited x"

I didn’t know you were coming too! x

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Ooooooo I'm getting excited x

I didn’t know you were coming too! x"

Of course! Can’t have a party without a tigger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooooo I'm getting excited x

I didn’t know you were coming too! x

Of course! Can’t have a party without a tigger! "

I’m that case yay

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Can’t wait for this already

That makes two of us

Three...

I'd say four, but as host not sure I can claim that

Of course you can! "

Well in that case.... ME FOUR!!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Can’t wait for this already

That makes two of us

Three...

I'd say four, but as host not sure I can claim that

Of course you can!

Well in that case.... ME FOUR!! "

Foursome lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t wait for this already

That makes two of us

Three...

I'd say four, but as host not sure I can claim that

Of course you can!

Well in that case.... ME FOUR!!

Foursome lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you add single female

_atseleven

Cheers

Paul

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By *ancer2504Man
over a year ago

manchester

Just checking in can’t wait not long NOW ON COUNT DOWN Roll On Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup it’s this party needs to happen! 3 more sleeps before I head to Blackpool for the festival du fuckage!

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Can you add single female

_atseleven

Cheers

Paul

"

Added

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

Hanky can u add a plus 1 with me please..thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is gonna get busy ain’t it... #statingtheobvious

I think Peachy would be touched by how many are turning out for her wake though x

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Hanky can u add a plus 1 with me please..thank you xx"

No problemo x

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By *xijenWoman
over a year ago

manchester


"Can’t wait for this already

That makes two of us

Three...

I'd say four, but as host not sure I can claim that

Of course you can!

Well in that case.... ME FOUR!! "
five

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By *atselevenWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

Thank you can't wait xx

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By *igerlilycubWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

Can I get excited yet?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I get excited yet?? Xx"

Of course! It’s this week!! Xx

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Can I get excited yet?? Xx"

Be excited....be very excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please add ‘Medregt’ to the list please, oh and reserve us the stage ta x

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By *igerlilycubWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Can I get excited yet?? Xx

Of course! It’s this week!! Xx"

It is can't wait xx

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By *igerlilycubWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Can I get excited yet?? Xx

Be excited....be very excited "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, i will be able to make it, but cant stay long

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Hi, i will be able to make it, but cant stay long "

Okaydoke!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Ooooooo I'm getting excited x

I didn’t know you were coming too! x

Of course! Can’t have a party without a tigger!

I’m that case yay "

And she's dragging me with her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooooo I'm getting excited x

I didn’t know you were coming too! x

Of course! Can’t have a party without a tigger!

I’m that case yay

And she's dragging me with her! "

Haha yay

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Ooooooo I'm getting excited x

I didn’t know you were coming too! x

Of course! Can’t have a party without a tigger!

I’m that case yay

And she's dragging me with her!

Haha yay "

I can thank my uncle for having his funeral on the Friday, so they had to give me the weekend off work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooooo I'm getting excited x

I didn’t know you were coming too! x

Of course! Can’t have a party without a tigger!

I’m that case yay

And she's dragging me with her!

Haha yay

I can thank my uncle for having his funeral on the Friday, so they had to give me the weekend off work!

"

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Suppose I should start packing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suppose I should start packing "

yep

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Suppose I should start packing

yep "

I've literally just walked in the door, from 5 days away for a wedding & my mums birthday.

The case is half packed already haha!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Suppose I should start packing

yep "

Really? I haven’t even decided whether I ‘need’ to buy a new dress yet! Xx

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By *ohnfromnwukMan
over a year ago

North Manchester


"Suppose I should start packing

yep

Really? I haven’t even decided whether I ‘need’ to buy a new dress yet! Xx"

Surely your birthday suit will suffice Peachy? xx

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"This is gonna get busy ain’t it... #statingtheobvious

I think Peachy would be touched by how many are turning out for her wake though x"

You’ll know when it’s my wake! I’m planning to have an anurism (probably spelled incorrectly) mid orgasm - along with the chap I’m shagging at the time! We’ll have huge grins on our faces and they won’t be able to separate our entwined limbs once rigor mortis sets in so my kids will have to order a huge, custom made coffin - carried by at least a dozen sniggering pole bearers!

I have absolutely no savings or pension - but I’ve planned my death in finite deatail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suppose I should start packing

yep

Really? I haven’t even decided whether I ‘need’ to buy a new dress yet! Xx"

I know what I’m wearing, well I think I do, I did consider a different dress but it’s that short that when I walk I’ll probably flash my arse! Xx

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Suppose I should start packing

yep

Really? I haven’t even decided whether I ‘need’ to buy a new dress yet! Xx

I know what I’m wearing, well I think I do, I did consider a different dress but it’s that short that when I walk I’ll probably flash my arse! Xx"

Yeah - you really don’t want to be flashing your arse in a swingers club!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suppose I should start packing

yep

Really? I haven’t even decided whether I ‘need’ to buy a new dress yet! Xx

I know what I’m wearing, well I think I do, I did consider a different dress but it’s that short that when I walk I’ll probably flash my arse! Xx

Yeah - you really don’t want to be flashing your arse in a swingers club! "

I wouldn’t be wearing my dress in a swingers club! We have to get from A to B and that entails walking etc!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Suppose I should start packing

yep

Really? I haven’t even decided whether I ‘need’ to buy a new dress yet! Xx

I know what I’m wearing, well I think I do, I did consider a different dress but it’s that short that when I walk I’ll probably flash my arse! Xx

Yeah - you really don’t want to be flashing your arse in a swingers club!

I wouldn’t be wearing my dress in a swingers club! We have to get from A to B and that entails walking etc! "

Walking? In heels?

It entails a taxi - and I’m sure the Blackpool cabbies have seen just about everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suppose I should start packing

yep

Really? I haven’t even decided whether I ‘need’ to buy a new dress yet! Xx

I know what I’m wearing, well I think I do, I did consider a different dress but it’s that short that when I walk I’ll probably flash my arse! Xx

Yeah - you really don’t want to be flashing your arse in a swingers club!

I wouldn’t be wearing my dress in a swingers club! We have to get from A to B and that entails walking etc!

Walking? In heels?

It entails a taxi - and I’m sure the Blackpool cabbies have seen just about everything! "

Trust me... taxi drivers in blackpool don’t even blink, as hard as I’ve tried ‘shock’ is not in their nature!

And as for dresses... fucking hell im down to a shortlist of 10 now!

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By *vor PartiesMan
over a year ago

wigan

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Suppose I should start packing

yep

Really? I haven’t even decided whether I ‘need’ to buy a new dress yet! Xx

Surely your birthday suit will suffice Peachy? xx "

Nooooo - my birthday suit is all wrinkly and the care label says ‘do not iron’!

I see from your status that you’re celebrating your birthday too?

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Suppose I should start packing

yep

Really? I haven’t even decided whether I ‘need’ to buy a new dress yet! Xx

I know what I’m wearing, well I think I do, I did consider a different dress but it’s that short that when I walk I’ll probably flash my arse! Xx

Yeah - you really don’t want to be flashing your arse in a swingers club!

I wouldn’t be wearing my dress in a swingers club! We have to get from A to B and that entails walking etc!

Walking? In heels?

It entails a taxi - and I’m sure the Blackpool cabbies have seen just about everything!

Trust me... taxi drivers in blackpool don’t even blink, as hard as I’ve tried ‘shock’ is not in their nature!

And as for dresses... fucking hell im down to a shortlist of 10 now!"

Told ya - The pink one!!!!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

No told me we have to wear clothes , I've now got to try and find something to wear.

*shuffles off moaning and grumbling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No told me we have to wear clothes , I've now got to try and find something to wear.

*shuffles off moaning and grumbling"

Nah you don’t

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

So who wants to see the guestlist?

Thinking I should type it up tonight?!

Whaddya think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who wants to see the guestlist?

Thinking I should type it up tonight?!

Whaddya think? "

I wanna see so yes I think you should!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who wants to see the guestlist?

Thinking I should type it up tonight?!

Whaddya think? "

Too right lady of leisure, make it so! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suppose I should start packing

yep

Really? I haven’t even decided whether I ‘need’ to buy a new dress yet! Xx

I know what I’m wearing, well I think I do, I did consider a different dress but it’s that short that when I walk I’ll probably flash my arse! Xx

Yeah - you really don’t want to be flashing your arse in a swingers club!

I wouldn’t be wearing my dress in a swingers club! We have to get from A to B and that entails walking etc!

Walking? In heels?

It entails a taxi - and I’m sure the Blackpool cabbies have seen just about everything!

Trust me... taxi drivers in blackpool don’t even blink, as hard as I’ve tried ‘shock’ is not in their nature!

And as for dresses... fucking hell im down to a shortlist of 10 now!

Told ya - The pink one!!!!"

The pink??? I trust you mean rose gold hanky, you know I hate a fashion fopaux x

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By *inotGringoMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Could I possibly get an invite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Xx

Can you also add

alo2phil

Paul Xx

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Could I possibly get an invite?"

Added!

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Hi Xx

Can you also add

alo2phil

Paul Xx"

Of course

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By *ohnfromnwukMan
over a year ago

North Manchester


"So who wants to see the guestlist?

Thinking I should type it up tonight?!

Whaddya think? "

Definitely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who wants to see the guestlist?

Thinking I should type it up tonight?!

Whaddya think? "

Yes please!

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By *igerlilycubWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"So who wants to see the guestlist?

Thinking I should type it up tonight?!

Whaddya think? "

Drum roll ........

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

"

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Ok... here goes!

Single Males

1.Thedo69

2.BM1799

3.MrPrimetime

4.6ft2Guy

5.Oreoo

6.Enjoyinglife2018

7.StinglyByron

8.JRogan7

9.Nightwinger

10.BigHornyGuy69

11.Dancer2504

12.PlumberDee81

13.MirthandGirth

14.MortySmith

15.ThickKnob

16.MixedMister

17.Normal 1

18.Happygolucky333

19.Chillout

20.DrProd

21.Ivor666

22.HotDogDave

23.Kinkster11

24.Adam92X

25.Everydayman94

26.HunkeeMonkee

27.alo2phil

28.PinotGringo

29.Fun4Henry

30.Male wishing to remain Anonymous

Single Ladies

1.MrsMac

2.Darlo82

3.FiestyCuffs

4.SexyNanna

5.Kitkat333

6.NaughtyCumbria

7.xWhisperx

8._xijen

9.GForce

10.Sexylittlepussycat

11.NikkiXX

12.SexyBrunette

13.MissKinky

14.SexyBiBabe

15.Bluesgal24

16.SaucyTigger

17.PheonixadAstra

18.Hertslass

19.CatsEleven

Trans

1.CharliGrace

2.SilkySueTV

3.JanusExplorer

Couples

1.HornyRiderandWatcher

2.Tigerlilycub and Ynot69

3.Gudgirlgonebad and JohnfromNWUK

4.RedLipstick and cheekychappie

5.Funones72

6.Mazza80 +1

7.ScouseKitten and Timeforsomefun2014

8.BiRomancers

9.AdamandEve69

10.BiWinkers

11.RedCougarX +1

12.GothamsFinest

13.BiFilthyFuckers

14.DaveandSamantha

15.BraveandCurious

16.Anonymous

Anyone I am missing - please shout me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok... here goes!

Single Males

1.Thedo69

2.BM1799

3.MrPrimetime

4.6ft2Guy

5.Oreoo

6.Enjoyinglife2018

7.StinglyByron

8.JRogan7

9.Nightwinger

10.BigHornyGuy69

11.Dancer2504

12.PlumberDee81

13.MirthandGirth

14.MortySmith

15.ThickKnob

16.MixedMister

17.Normal 1

18.Happygolucky333

19.Chillout

20.DrProd

21.Ivor666

22.HotDogDave

23.Kinkster11

24.Adam92X

25.Everydayman94

26.HunkeeMonkee

27.alo2phil

28.PinotGringo

29.Fun4Henry

30.Male wishing to remain Anonymous

Single Ladies

1.MrsMac

2.Darlo82

3.FiestyCuffs

4.SexyNanna

5.Kitkat333

6.NaughtyCumbria

7.xWhisperx

8._xijen

9.GForce

10.Sexylittlepussycat

11.NikkiXX

12.SexyBrunette

13.MissKinky

14.SexyBiBabe

15.Bluesgal24

16.SaucyTigger

17.PheonixadAstra

18.Hertslass

19.CatsEleven

Trans

1.CharliGrace

2.SilkySueTV

3.JanusExplorer

Couples

1.HornyRiderandWatcher

2.Tigerlilycub and Ynot69

3.Gudgirlgonebad and JohnfromNWUK

4.RedLipstick and cheekychappie

5.Funones72

6.Mazza80 +1

7.ScouseKitten and Timeforsomefun2014

8.BiRomancers

9.AdamandEve69

10.BiWinkers

11.RedCougarX +1

12.GothamsFinest

13.BiFilthyFuckers

14.DaveandSamantha

15.BraveandCurious

16.Anonymous

Anyone I am missing - please shout me!"

Could you add my main wing woman ‘Emma Jane’ to the ‘I can’t believe they’re not women’ section please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok... here goes!

Single Males

1.Thedo69

2.BM1799

3.MrPrimetime

4.6ft2Guy

5.Oreoo

6.Enjoyinglife2018

7.StinglyByron

8.JRogan7

9.Nightwinger

10.BigHornyGuy69

11.Dancer2504

12.PlumberDee81

13.MirthandGirth

14.MortySmith

15.ThickKnob

16.MixedMister

17.Normal 1

18.Happygolucky333

19.Chillout

20.DrProd

21.Ivor666

22.HotDogDave

23.Kinkster11

24.Adam92X

25.Everydayman94

26.HunkeeMonkee

27.alo2phil

28.PinotGringo

29.Fun4Henry

30.Male wishing to remain Anonymous

Single Ladies

1.MrsMac

2.Darlo82

3.FiestyCuffs

4.SexyNanna

5.Kitkat333

6.NaughtyCumbria

7.xWhisperx

8._xijen

9.GForce

10.Sexylittlepussycat

11.NikkiXX

12.SexyBrunette

13.MissKinky

14.SexyBiBabe

15.Bluesgal24

16.SaucyTigger

17.PheonixadAstra

18.Hertslass

19.CatsEleven

Trans

1.CharliGrace

2.SilkySueTV

3.JanusExplorer

Couples

1.HornyRiderandWatcher

2.Tigerlilycub and Ynot69

3.Gudgirlgonebad and JohnfromNWUK

4.RedLipstick and cheekychappie

5.Funones72

6.Mazza80 +1

7.ScouseKitten and Timeforsomefun2014

8.BiRomancers

9.AdamandEve69

10.BiWinkers

11.RedCougarX +1

12.GothamsFinest

13.BiFilthyFuckers

14.DaveandSamantha

15.BraveandCurious

16.Anonymous

Anyone I am missing - please shout me!

Could you add my main wing woman ‘Emma Jane’ to the ‘I can’t believe they’re not women’ section please xxx"

And please add ‘Medregt’ to the couples section as they are heading down too xxx

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Ok... here goes!

Single Males

1.Thedo69

2.BM1799

3.MrPrimetime

4.6ft2Guy

5.Oreoo

6.Enjoyinglife2018

7.StinglyByron

8.JRogan7

9.Nightwinger

10.BigHornyGuy69

11.Dancer2504

12.PlumberDee81

13.MirthandGirth

14.MortySmith

15.ThickKnob

16.MixedMister

17.Normal 1

18.Happygolucky333

19.Chillout

20.DrProd

21.Ivor666

22.HotDogDave

23.Kinkster11

24.Adam92X

25.Everydayman94

26.HunkeeMonkee

27.alo2phil

28.PinotGringo

29.Fun4Henry

30.Male wishing to remain Anonymous

Single Ladies

1.MrsMac

2.Darlo82

3.FiestyCuffs

4.SexyNanna

5.Kitkat333

6.NaughtyCumbria

7.xWhisperx

8._xijen

9.GForce

10.Sexylittlepussycat

11.NikkiXX

12.SexyBrunette

13.MissKinky

14.SexyBiBabe

15.Bluesgal24

16.SaucyTigger

17.PheonixadAstra

18.Hertslass

19.CatsEleven

Trans

1.CharliGrace

2.SilkySueTV

3.JanusExplorer

Couples

1.HornyRiderandWatcher

2.Tigerlilycub and Ynot69

3.Gudgirlgonebad and JohnfromNWUK

4.RedLipstick and cheekychappie

5.Funones72

6.Mazza80 +1

7.ScouseKitten and Timeforsomefun2014

8.BiRomancers

9.AdamandEve69

10.BiWinkers

11.RedCougarX +1

12.GothamsFinest

13.BiFilthyFuckers

14.DaveandSamantha

15.BraveandCurious

16.Anonymous

Anyone I am missing - please shout me!

Could you add my main wing woman ‘Emma Jane’ to the ‘I can’t believe they’re not women’ section please xxx

And please add ‘Medregt’ to the couples section as they are heading down too xxx"

You did say.... knew I would forget to add someone!

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Udated!

Ok... here goes!

Single Males

1.Thedo69

2.BM1799

3.MrPrimetime

4.6ft2Guy

5.Oreoo

6.Enjoyinglife2018

7.Fun4Henry

8.JRogan7

9.Nightwinger

10.BigHornyGuy69

11.Dancer2504

12.PlumberDee81

13.MirthandGirth

14.MortySmith

15.ThickKnob

16.MixedMister

17.Normal 1

18.Happygolucky333

19.Chillout

20.DrProd

21.Ivor666

22.HotDogDave

23.Kinkster11

24.Adam92X

25.Everydayman94

26.HunkeeMonkee

27.alo2phil

28.PinotGringo

29.Male wishing to remain Anonymous

Single Ladies

1.MrsMac

2.Darlo82

3.FiestyCuffs

4.SexyNanna

5.Kitkat333

6.NaughtyCumbria

7.xWhisperx

8._xijen

9.GForce

10.Sexylittlepussycat

11.NikkiXX

12.SexyBrunette

13.MissKinky

14.SexyBiBabe

15.Bluesgal24

16.SaucyTigger

17.PheonixadAstra

18.Hertslass

19.CatsEleven

Trans

1.CharliGrace

2.SilkySueTV

3.JanusExplorer

4.Emma Jane

Couples

1.HornyRiderandWatcher

2.Tigerlilycub and Ynot69

3.Gudgirlgonebad and JohnfromNWUK

4.RedLipstick and cheekychappie

5.Funones72

6.Mazza80 +1

7.ScouseKitten and Timeforsomefun2014

8.BiRomancers

9.AdamandEve69

10.BiWinkers

11.RedCougarX +1

12.GothamsFinest

13.BiFilthyFuckers

14.DaveandSamantha

15.BraveandCurious

16.Anonymous

17.Medregt

Anyone I am missing - please shout me! (not at me, just shout me)

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By *unkeeMonkeeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hey everyone can’t wait till Saturday looking forward to seeing all your gorgeous people! Just a thought I’m coming up from Manchester and staying hopefully at the paradise anyone else coming from that direction who wants to jump in for a share of fuel? I might have to return Sunday leaving about 12/1pm ish but just thought I would put the offer out there!

Thanks Paul

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By *ono1000Man
over a year ago

notthwest

Hi can I be added please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh FFS hurry the fuck up Saturday!

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Hi can I be added please x"

You may!

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Hey everyone can’t wait till Saturday looking forward to seeing all your gorgeous people! Just a thought I’m coming up from Manchester and staying hopefully at the paradise anyone else coming from that direction who wants to jump in for a share of fuel? I might have to return Sunday leaving about 12/1pm ish but just thought I would put the offer out there!

Thanks Paul

"

Aww how very lovely of you!

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By *otdogdaveMan
over a year ago

stockport/manchester

Can’t make Saturday unfortunately as somethings come up, have a great time everyone

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality"

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to make it. My broken arm isn't healing as well as expected so driving any distance is impossible.

Gutted I can't make it, but hope everyone has a fantastic night and it all goes with a bang x

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave? "

I fall short of expectations... I'm 5'9"

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

I fall short of expectations... I'm 5'9" "

A very tall 5"9 if I recall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

I fall short of expectations... I'm 5'9" "

Ha if you fall short, there’s no hope for my 5’2”!!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

I fall short of expectations... I'm 5'9"

Ha if you fall short, there’s no hope for my 5’2”!! "

You're a perfect 5"2 my lovely

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

I fall short of expectations... I'm 5'9"

Ha if you fall short, there’s no hope for my 5’2”!!

You're a perfect 5"2 my lovely "

I'm wearing my heels...

6'5" thank you very much

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

I fall short of expectations... I'm 5'9"

Ha if you fall short, there’s no hope for my 5’2”!!

You're a perfect 5"2 my lovely

I'm wearing my heels...

6'5" thank you very much "

I'll bring the measuring tape

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By *igerlilycubWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

I fall short of expectations... I'm 5'9"

Ha if you fall short, there’s no hope for my 5’2”!!

You're a perfect 5"2 my lovely

I'm wearing my heels...

6'5" thank you very much

I'll bring the measuring tape "

Hope you're not measuring me I'm 5 ft 2

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

I fall short of expectations... I'm 5'9"

Ha if you fall short, there’s no hope for my 5’2”!!

You're a perfect 5"2 my lovely

I'm wearing my heels...

6'5" thank you very much

I'll bring the measuring tape

Hope you're not measuring me I'm 5 ft 2 "

And a lovely 5"2 I might add

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

I fall short of expectations... I'm 5'9"

Ha if you fall short, there’s no hope for my 5’2”!!

You're a perfect 5"2 my lovely

I'm wearing my heels...

6'5" thank you very much "

Oh 'in heels height'? Ummmm mebbe 6ft ... I'll have to get measured for clarification...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

I fall short of expectations... I'm 5'9"

Ha if you fall short, there’s no hope for my 5’2”!!

You're a perfect 5"2 my lovely

I'm wearing my heels...

6'5" thank you very much

Oh 'in heels height'? Ummmm mebbe 6ft ... I'll have to get measured for clarification... "

I'm sure Mr Chill would happily avail his measuring services

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Can’t make Saturday unfortunately as somethings come up, have a great time everyone "

That's no fun mister!!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

I fall short of expectations... I'm 5'9"

Ha if you fall short, there’s no hope for my 5’2”!!

You're a perfect 5"2 my lovely

I'm wearing my heels...

6'5" thank you very much

Oh 'in heels height'? Ummmm mebbe 6ft ... I'll have to get measured for clarification...

I'm sure Mr Chill would happily avail his measuring services "

I'd be delighted to take any lovely lady's measurements in a prompt, professional manner

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By *igerlilycubWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

I fall short of expectations... I'm 5'9"

Ha if you fall short, there’s no hope for my 5’2”!!

You're a perfect 5"2 my lovely

I'm wearing my heels...

6'5" thank you very much

I'll bring the measuring tape

Hope you're not measuring me I'm 5 ft 2 "

Aww you charmer

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Such a gent x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave? "

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x"

Dave is a complete let down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself and timeforsomefun2014 are still in attendance xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t make Saturday unfortunately as somethings come up, have a great time everyone "

Thats a shame

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x"

For our next photoshoot I'm bringing step ladders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still coming. Looking forward to it

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By *igerlilycubWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

I'm definitely coming can't wait

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I'm definitely coming can't wait "

That's two of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm definitely coming can't wait "

Probably seversl times, maybe in different rooms, on your your back or/and your knees......even up a ladder if youre being daring. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m definitely coming, can’t wait now, club outfit bought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/09/18 12:47:21]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only three more sleeps and getting excited and a little nervous at the same time

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

Dave is a complete let down "

Bugger, we'll have to make do with you then

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By *hickone48 and christinaMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Can you put our names down please

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Getting very excited!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting very excited! "

Me too x

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By *atselevenWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

Ha ha you are right my dad has driven taxis in Blackpool has seen it all and been offered it all, lol

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over a year ago


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

Dave is a complete let down "

Make no mistake, Dave is a fantastic lover, I know he’s still yet to make a meet, I know he doesn’t show or indeed have any veris, BUT... he has ASSURED me that he’s REALLY good... fair play to the guy, can’t argue with that can we!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

Dave is a complete let down

Bugger, we'll have to make do with you then "

Fear not ladies, as we stride out it will be akin to the power walk in the closing credits to ‘sex in the city’, I will obvious take the part of Samantha, the rest of you can argue the toss over Sarah Jessica Parker! #yougottgelook

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

Dave is a complete let down

Make no mistake, Dave is a fantastic lover, I know he’s still yet to make a meet, I know he doesn’t show or indeed have any veris, BUT... he has ASSURED me that he’s REALLY good... fair play to the guy, can’t argue with that can we! "

Smacks of a time waster... the second you mentioned the words 'Dave, but and assured' I just knew it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

Dave is a complete let down

Make no mistake, Dave is a fantastic lover, I know he’s still yet to make a meet, I know he doesn’t show or indeed have any veris, BUT... he has ASSURED me that he’s REALLY good... fair play to the guy, can’t argue with that can we!

Smacks of a time waster... the second you mentioned the words 'Dave, but and assured' I just knew it...."

I AM SHOCKED! Poor Dave, he gets a lot of stick... I think people just don’t appreciate as an MI5 agent posing as a Tesco store manager he just needs to be REALLY DISCREET.

As a random aside... which bit of Herts?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

Dave is a complete let down

Make no mistake, Dave is a fantastic lover, I know he’s still yet to make a meet, I know he doesn’t show or indeed have any veris, BUT... he has ASSURED me that he’s REALLY good... fair play to the guy, can’t argue with that can we!

Smacks of a time waster... the second you mentioned the words 'Dave, but and assured' I just knew it....

I AM SHOCKED! Poor Dave, he gets a lot of stick... I think people just don’t appreciate as an MI5 agent posing as a Tesco store manager he just needs to be REALLY DISCREET.

As a random aside... which bit of Herts?"

The cheap bit

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By *ittin SwitchesCouple
over a year ago

north west

Hi, Could You Add Us To The List Please? X

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By *igerlilycubWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"I'm definitely coming can't wait

Probably seversl times, maybe in different rooms, on your your back or/and your knees......even up a ladder if youre being daring. Lol"

Lol I'm an

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By *unkeeMonkeeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh FFS hurry the fuck up Saturday!"

I second that Charli it seems so far away

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By *unkeeMonkeeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hey everyone can’t wait till Saturday looking forward to seeing all your gorgeous people! Just a thought I’m coming up from Manchester and staying hopefully at the paradise anyone else coming from that direction who wants to jump in for a share of fuel? I might have to return Sunday leaving about 12/1pm ish but just thought I would put the offer out there!

Thanks Paul

Aww how very lovely of you! "

Thanks hanky panky I just thought it easier for peeps and of course more environmentally friendly swinging is a plus

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By *unkeeMonkeeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’ve left it too late to book into the paradise any other recommendations? Or if anyone has booked there but can no longer make it please pm me and let me know.

Thanks Paul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve left it too late to book into the paradise any other recommendations? Or if anyone has booked there but can no longer make it please pm me and let me know.

Thanks Paul "

There was one room left when I rang earlier for a friend.

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By *otdogdaveMan
over a year ago

stockport/manchester


"Can’t make Saturday unfortunately as somethings come up, have a great time everyone

That's no fun mister!! "
least u don’t have to suck me cock now eh lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

@Charli Grace... 6'10"?

You may just be my new best friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"@Charli Grace... 6'10"?

You may just be my new best friend "

I’m not standing next to either of you!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"@Charli Grace... 6'10"?

You may just be my new best friend

I’m not standing next to either of you! "

I'll lift you up xx

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"@Charli Grace... 6'10"?

You may just be my new best friend

I’m not standing next to either of you!

I'll lift you up xx"

I'll help you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"@Charli Grace... 6'10"?

You may just be my new best friend

I’m not standing next to either of you!

I'll lift you up xx"

I’ll find a step or few to stand on! xx

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By *hickknobMan
over a year ago

Martock

Can we add a plus one - FilthyCurvyChick - so now attending as a couple please? xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"@Charli Grace... 6'10"?

You may just be my new best friend "

We can do friendship... I can stretch to 7’0” in platforms if that helps? X

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"@Charli Grace... 6'10"?

You may just be my new best friend

We can do friendship... I can stretch to 7’0” in platforms if that helps? X"

Perfect!

I have never looked up to anyone, in my heels before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"@Charli Grace... 6'10"?

You may just be my new best friend

We can do friendship... I can stretch to 7’0” in platforms if that helps? X

Perfect!

I have never looked up to anyone, in my heels before "

I am mainly on my back if truth be known... I am just over 1’1” then

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By *aradise_BlackpoolCouple
over a year ago

Lancs


"@Charli Grace... 6'10"?

You may just be my new best friend

We can do friendship... I can stretch to 7’0” in platforms if that helps? X

Perfect!

I have never looked up to anyone, in my heels before

I am mainly on my back if truth be known... I am just over 1’1” then "

1'1" That's obviously without an erection!

x

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

Dave is a complete let down

Make no mistake, Dave is a fantastic lover, I know he’s still yet to make a meet, I know he doesn’t show or indeed have any veris, BUT... he has ASSURED me that he’s REALLY good... fair play to the guy, can’t argue with that can we!

Smacks of a time waster... the second you mentioned the words 'Dave, but and assured' I just knew it....

I AM SHOCKED! Poor Dave, he gets a lot of stick... I think people just don’t appreciate as an MI5 agent posing as a Tesco store manager he just needs to be REALLY DISCREET.

As a random aside... which bit of Herts?

The cheap bit "

And I'm from the other bit, but closer to the posh bit than her

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Can’t make Saturday unfortunately as somethings come up, have a great time everyone

That's no fun mister!! least u don’t have to suck me cock now eh lol "

I never did anyway!!

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Oh and all above addage/changes made!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

Dave is a complete let down

Make no mistake, Dave is a fantastic lover, I know he’s still yet to make a meet, I know he doesn’t show or indeed have any veris, BUT... he has ASSURED me that he’s REALLY good... fair play to the guy, can’t argue with that can we!

Smacks of a time waster... the second you mentioned the words 'Dave, but and assured' I just knew it....

I AM SHOCKED! Poor Dave, he gets a lot of stick... I think people just don’t appreciate as an MI5 agent posing as a Tesco store manager he just needs to be REALLY DISCREET.

As a random aside... which bit of Herts?

The cheap bit

And I'm from the other bit, but closer to the posh bit than her

"

As last by as it’s not Hemel Hempstead we can be friends x

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

Dave is a complete let down

Make no mistake, Dave is a fantastic lover, I know he’s still yet to make a meet, I know he doesn’t show or indeed have any veris, BUT... he has ASSURED me that he’s REALLY good... fair play to the guy, can’t argue with that can we!

Smacks of a time waster... the second you mentioned the words 'Dave, but and assured' I just knew it....

I AM SHOCKED! Poor Dave, he gets a lot of stick... I think people just don’t appreciate as an MI5 agent posing as a Tesco store manager he just needs to be REALLY DISCREET.

As a random aside... which bit of Herts?

The cheap bit

And I'm from the other bit, but closer to the posh bit than her

As last by as it’s not Hemel Hempstead we can be friends x"

Tigger is v close to HH... I'm nowhere near

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

Dave is a complete let down

Make no mistake, Dave is a fantastic lover, I know he’s still yet to make a meet, I know he doesn’t show or indeed have any veris, BUT... he has ASSURED me that he’s REALLY good... fair play to the guy, can’t argue with that can we!

Smacks of a time waster... the second you mentioned the words 'Dave, but and assured' I just knew it....

I AM SHOCKED! Poor Dave, he gets a lot of stick... I think people just don’t appreciate as an MI5 agent posing as a Tesco store manager he just needs to be REALLY DISCREET.

As a random aside... which bit of Herts?

The cheap bit

And I'm from the other bit, but closer to the posh bit than her

As last by as it’s not Hemel Hempstead we can be friends x

Tigger is v close to HH... I'm nowhere near "

For the record, I have no idea what predictive text did to my last message! I used to live in Bushey, heck I’ve been fucked in the grounds of St Albans Abbey... one has to have a quality level

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

Dave is a complete let down

Make no mistake, Dave is a fantastic lover, I know he’s still yet to make a meet, I know he doesn’t show or indeed have any veris, BUT... he has ASSURED me that he’s REALLY good... fair play to the guy, can’t argue with that can we!

Smacks of a time waster... the second you mentioned the words 'Dave, but and assured' I just knew it....

I AM SHOCKED! Poor Dave, he gets a lot of stick... I think people just don’t appreciate as an MI5 agent posing as a Tesco store manager he just needs to be REALLY DISCREET.

As a random aside... which bit of Herts?

The cheap bit

And I'm from the other bit, but closer to the posh bit than her

As last by as it’s not Hemel Hempstead we can be friends x

Tigger is v close to HH... I'm nowhere near

For the record, I have no idea what predictive text did to my last message! I used to live in Bushey, heck I’ve been fucked in the grounds of St Albans Abbey... one has to have a quality level "

There was me thinking you didn't do Bushey!! Well, not after Tuesday!

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By *unkeeMonkeeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Thanks I might try ringing them as I was using WhatsApp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

Dave is a complete let down

Make no mistake, Dave is a fantastic lover, I know he’s still yet to make a meet, I know he doesn’t show or indeed have any veris, BUT... he has ASSURED me that he’s REALLY good... fair play to the guy, can’t argue with that can we!

Smacks of a time waster... the second you mentioned the words 'Dave, but and assured' I just knew it....

I AM SHOCKED! Poor Dave, he gets a lot of stick... I think people just don’t appreciate as an MI5 agent posing as a Tesco store manager he just needs to be REALLY DISCREET.

As a random aside... which bit of Herts?

The cheap bit

And I'm from the other bit, but closer to the posh bit than her

As last by as it’s not Hemel Hempstead we can be friends x

Tigger is v close to HH... I'm nowhere near

For the record, I have no idea what predictive text did to my last message! I used to live in Bushey, heck I’ve been fucked in the grounds of St Albans Abbey... one has to have a quality level

There was me thinking you didn't do Bushey!! Well, not after Tuesday! "

Oh come now hanky... just because I let you borrow my wax lady to get your back done it doesn’t give you the right to divulge my smoothness secrets to the entire thread

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By *unkeeMonkeeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

Dave is a complete let down

Make no mistake, Dave is a fantastic lover, I know he’s still yet to make a meet, I know he doesn’t show or indeed have any veris, BUT... he has ASSURED me that he’s REALLY good... fair play to the guy, can’t argue with that can we!

Smacks of a time waster... the second you mentioned the words 'Dave, but and assured' I just knew it....

I AM SHOCKED! Poor Dave, he gets a lot of stick... I think people just don’t appreciate as an MI5 agent posing as a Tesco store manager he just needs to be REALLY DISCREET.

As a random aside... which bit of Herts?

The cheap bit

And I'm from the other bit, but closer to the posh bit than her

As last by as it’s not Hemel Hempstead we can be friends x

Tigger is v close to HH... I'm nowhere near

For the record, I have no idea what predictive text did to my last message! I used to live in Bushey, heck I’ve been fucked in the grounds of St Albans Abbey... one has to have a quality level

There was me thinking you didn't do Bushey!! Well, not after Tuesday!

Oh come now hanky... just because I let you borrow my wax lady to get your back done it doesn’t give you the right to divulge my smoothness secrets to the entire thread"

Could I borrow that for my back please? Or a garden strimmer might do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

Dave is a complete let down

Make no mistake, Dave is a fantastic lover, I know he’s still yet to make a meet, I know he doesn’t show or indeed have any veris, BUT... he has ASSURED me that he’s REALLY good... fair play to the guy, can’t argue with that can we!

Smacks of a time waster... the second you mentioned the words 'Dave, but and assured' I just knew it....

I AM SHOCKED! Poor Dave, he gets a lot of stick... I think people just don’t appreciate as an MI5 agent posing as a Tesco store manager he just needs to be REALLY DISCREET.

As a random aside... which bit of Herts?

The cheap bit

And I'm from the other bit, but closer to the posh bit than her

As last by as it’s not Hemel Hempstead we can be friends x

Tigger is v close to HH... I'm nowhere near

For the record, I have no idea what predictive text did to my last message! I used to live in Bushey, heck I’ve been fucked in the grounds of St Albans Abbey... one has to have a quality level

There was me thinking you didn't do Bushey!! Well, not after Tuesday!

Oh come now hanky... just because I let you borrow my wax lady to get your back done it doesn’t give you the right to divulge my smoothness secrets to the entire thread

Could I borrow that for my back please? Or a garden strimmer might do! "

Go lie in a veet puddle young man... nobody (sane) wishes to see a back beard!

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By *unkeeMonkeeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’ve rang B&Q and procured a chainsaw aswell as a swimming pool of veet! x

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

Dave is a complete let down

Make no mistake, Dave is a fantastic lover, I know he’s still yet to make a meet, I know he doesn’t show or indeed have any veris, BUT... he has ASSURED me that he’s REALLY good... fair play to the guy, can’t argue with that can we!

Smacks of a time waster... the second you mentioned the words 'Dave, but and assured' I just knew it....

I AM SHOCKED! Poor Dave, he gets a lot of stick... I think people just don’t appreciate as an MI5 agent posing as a Tesco store manager he just needs to be REALLY DISCREET.

As a random aside... which bit of Herts?

The cheap bit

And I'm from the other bit, but closer to the posh bit than her

As last by as it’s not Hemel Hempstead we can be friends x

Tigger is v close to HH... I'm nowhere near

For the record, I have no idea what predictive text did to my last message! I used to live in Bushey, heck I’ve been fucked in the grounds of St Albans Abbey... one has to have a quality level

There was me thinking you didn't do Bushey!! Well, not after Tuesday!

Oh come now hanky... just because I let you borrow my wax lady to get your back done it doesn’t give you the right to divulge my smoothness secrets to the entire thread

Could I borrow that for my back please? Or a garden strimmer might do! "

Step away from the back mat

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm trying to pack! Heading north tonight.

I need a bigger case

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By *unkeeMonkeeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

Dave is a complete let down

Make no mistake, Dave is a fantastic lover, I know he’s still yet to make a meet, I know he doesn’t show or indeed have any veris, BUT... he has ASSURED me that he’s REALLY good... fair play to the guy, can’t argue with that can we!

Smacks of a time waster... the second you mentioned the words 'Dave, but and assured' I just knew it....

I AM SHOCKED! Poor Dave, he gets a lot of stick... I think people just don’t appreciate as an MI5 agent posing as a Tesco store manager he just needs to be REALLY DISCREET.

As a random aside... which bit of Herts?

The cheap bit

And I'm from the other bit, but closer to the posh bit than her

As last by as it’s not Hemel Hempstead we can be friends x

Tigger is v close to HH... I'm nowhere near

For the record, I have no idea what predictive text did to my last message! I used to live in Bushey, heck I’ve been fucked in the grounds of St Albans Abbey... one has to have a quality level

There was me thinking you didn't do Bushey!! Well, not after Tuesday!

Oh come now hanky... just because I let you borrow my wax lady to get your back done it doesn’t give you the right to divulge my smoothness secrets to the entire thread

Could I borrow that for my back please? Or a garden strimmer might do!

Step away from the back mat "

Back mat will be gone but I’m guessing my front rug will be fine

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

Dave is a complete let down

Make no mistake, Dave is a fantastic lover, I know he’s still yet to make a meet, I know he doesn’t show or indeed have any veris, BUT... he has ASSURED me that he’s REALLY good... fair play to the guy, can’t argue with that can we!

Smacks of a time waster... the second you mentioned the words 'Dave, but and assured' I just knew it....

I AM SHOCKED! Poor Dave, he gets a lot of stick... I think people just don’t appreciate as an MI5 agent posing as a Tesco store manager he just needs to be REALLY DISCREET.

As a random aside... which bit of Herts?

The cheap bit

And I'm from the other bit, but closer to the posh bit than her

As last by as it’s not Hemel Hempstead we can be friends x

Tigger is v close to HH... I'm nowhere near

For the record, I have no idea what predictive text did to my last message! I used to live in Bushey, heck I’ve been fucked in the grounds of St Albans Abbey... one has to have a quality level "

I'm closer to Bushey than HH please note

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Whoop whoop we're booked into the same hotel Peachy . Three birdies on a road trip - is Blackpool ready for us

Ermmm I realise I’m a guy in a dress but I feel obliged to argue the point of ‘four birdies on a road trip’ for the sake of equality

Oops my mistake make that four birdies, you'll fit in well as phoenix is 6',hertless is 5'10" but I'm the short arse!

People will think we're quads xxxx

PS love the q and as on your profile. Can I ask you something? Can you introduce me to dave?

Oh fab a 6’0 lady... that’s good, i’ll Top out at 6’10” in heels.

Oh and yes I’ve asked Dave to come along... he’d love to come but sadly there’s a very important stock take on fruit and veg this weekend it appears, he did say if you’d like to meet at 2:30am for 10 minutes he can park up outside the club and you can go out? He would come in but he’s a tad worried he might get spotted by some other managers of upper management x

Dave is a complete let down

Make no mistake, Dave is a fantastic lover, I know he’s still yet to make a meet, I know he doesn’t show or indeed have any veris, BUT... he has ASSURED me that he’s REALLY good... fair play to the guy, can’t argue with that can we!

Smacks of a time waster... the second you mentioned the words 'Dave, but and assured' I just knew it....

I AM SHOCKED! Poor Dave, he gets a lot of stick... I think people just don’t appreciate as an MI5 agent posing as a Tesco store manager he just needs to be REALLY DISCREET.

As a random aside... which bit of Herts?

The cheap bit

And I'm from the other bit, but closer to the posh bit than her

As last by as it’s not Hemel Hempstead we can be friends x

Tigger is v close to HH... I'm nowhere near

For the record, I have no idea what predictive text did to my last message! I used to live in Bushey, heck I’ve been fucked in the grounds of St Albans Abbey... one has to have a quality level

There was me thinking you didn't do Bushey!! Well, not after Tuesday!

Oh come now hanky... just because I let you borrow my wax lady to get your back done it doesn’t give you the right to divulge my smoothness secrets to the entire thread"

Lmao you said that not me!!!!

And it wasn't my back.

Was my chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please add sexy single females

Naughty giggles &  ms firestorm

Paul

Club Sx

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Please add sexy single females

Naughty giggles &  ms firestorm

Paul

Club Sx"

Happily!

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Wow just seen this I can’t believe you are turning 50 !!!

Happy birthday xxx

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Wow just seen this I can’t believe you are turning 50 !!!

Happy birthday xxx"

Reckon Peach will feel her age come Sunday morning mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you add me on ????

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Can you add me on ????"

Oooh about time we met....

You can be my breaktime snack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you add me on ????

Oooh about time we met....

You can be my breaktime snack "

Haha look forward too that then

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Wow just seen this I can’t believe you are turning 50 !!!

Happy birthday xxx

Reckon Peach will feel her age come Sunday morning mind! "

If I can help it she will

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Wow just seen this I can’t believe you are turning 50 !!!

Happy birthday xxx

Reckon Peach will feel her age come Sunday morning mind!

If I can help it she will "

Good man!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Wow just seen this I can’t believe you are turning 50 !!!

Happy birthday xxx

Reckon Peach will feel her age come Sunday morning mind!

If I can help it she will

Good man! "

I treat my friends very well

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Can you add me on ????

Oooh about time we met....

You can be my breaktime snack

Haha look forward too that then "

Oh you should....

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By *HEMINIONSCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

Can u add us plz

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By *anky_Panky OP   Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Can u add us plz "

No worries!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Bit of advice for anyone driving up this weekend, avoid the M1!

Out of the 117 miles I did on it today, 87 where 50mph speed restrictions and it was chaos!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Bit of advice for anyone driving up this weekend, avoid the M1!

Out of the 117 miles I did on it today, 87 where 50mph speed restrictions and it was chaos! "

Oh that’s poop! I have a good friend who I’m sure will do everything in his power to make sure it was worth the drive!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

1 sleep! And it's TGIF!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Yayyyyyy you, it's almost here

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