FabSwingers.com forum: Wild West Party @ Townhouse 19th May

By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

(In your best West Country accent)

YEEEEEEHAAAA. Howdy folks! Down here at the Townhouse ranch we’re rounding ya’ll up to have a lil’ hoedown. So leave the kin folk at home, grab ya Stetson and get ready to ride 'em hard an' ride 'em good. There’ll be plenty of bucking broncos for all you sexy cowgirls and our saloon bar will be serving up moonshine, cold beer and chaser shots for those who need a pick me up!

We’re sure you’ll have a rootin tootin, whip crackin good time so mosey on over to Townhouse but be sure to leave your guns at reception with the Sheriff…no gunslingers or outlaws allowed!

Arrive in your best finery to save a few bucks….

Calamity Janes, Indian Squaws and Saloon girls are Free*

Cahooting Couples, Bonnie and Clydes are £15*

Lone Rangers are £25*

*Discounts for the full kit and caboodle rather than a cowboy hat or the full price applies.

Coz I’m a honky tonk kinda gal and like to look after my patrons, I’ll give ya'll a £5 voucher for ya to use off your entry on the 26th May.

Stuff ya’ll should know…..

The hoedown kicks off at 8.30pm and we’ll boot ya’ll out at 3am…for those on their horses, don’t drink and ride. New folks need to pitch up before 9.30pm and don’t ya’ll go forgettin’ ya ID now!

For the Lone Rangers out there, ya’ll need to book in with the Saloon owner to grab your place, but only if we’ve seen ya before….we can’t allow no strangers around these parts on this night.

You can hook up your horses outside and it won’t cost you a dime but for those who don’t have a ride, we can arrange a carriage outta town.

Our watering hole is dirt cheap, but if you’re a fussy son ‘o’ gun and only drink your own moonshine, then we won’t stop ya…just drop the barkeep £2.50 and we’ll say no more about it!

Now remember folks….Sharin’ is carin’ and we love ourselves a bit o’ sharing down at Townhouse.

See ya'll there!! Yeehaaaa

(and the award for cheesiest ad goes to......) lol

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere

Oh hell yes. Book me and mr ed down please

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Oh hell yes. Book me and mr ed down please "

You've been waiting for another opportunity to bring Mr Ed haven't you? hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hell yes. Book me and mr ed down please

You've been waiting for another opportunity to bring Mr Ed haven't you? hahaha

You can't be old enough to remember Mr Ed..lol

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere

"Oh hell yes. Book me and mr ed down please

You've been waiting for another opportunity to bring Mr Ed haven't you? hahaha

You can't be old enough to remember Mr Ed..lol"

I do indeed lol probably on re runs lol

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Oh hell yes. Book me and mr ed down please

You've been waiting for another opportunity to bring Mr Ed haven't you? hahaha

You can't be old enough to remember Mr Ed..lol"

Accept the compliment!!

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

I need to stress that this is NOT A GUESTLIST party for couples and females; single guys should book as normal. This thread is for information only and no guestlists will be posted on Fab xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boots, chaps (only) cowboy hat and pistol at the ready

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By *esterLilacCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Boots, chaps (only) cowboy hat and pistol at the ready"

Chaps only! And no underpants

we so need photos of this.

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By *esterLilacCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Oh hell yes. Book me and mr ed down please "

I’m yet to see Mr Ed

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere

"Oh hell yes. Book me and mr ed down please

I’m yet to see Mr Ed

Oh don’t worry he’s very friendly especially if you stroke him and give him a carrot

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By *esterLilacCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Oh hell yes. Book me and mr ed down please

I’m yet to see Mr Ed

Oh don’t worry he’s very friendly especially if you stroke him and give him a carrot "

So many innuendos I can go for here haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're both off so maybe a pre hols party time

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere

"Oh hell yes. Book me and mr ed down please

I’m yet to see Mr Ed

Oh don’t worry he’s very friendly especially if you stroke him and give him a carrot

So many innuendos I can go for here haha"

Yeeeeee ha

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Just giving this a bump.

THIS IS NOT A GUESTLIST PARTY!!! So no bookings are being taken on this thread xx

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere

Better give Mr Ed’s batteries a check

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By *esterLilacCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Better give Mr Ed’s batteries a check "

He best be worth the hype

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By *upergirthukMan
over a year ago

Liverpool UK

Room for a little one?

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By *erialswingersCouple
over a year ago

Widnes

We shall make an appearance Saturday if there's room been a while so looking forward to returning to th xx

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Room for a little one? "

Always dahhhling lol xx

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By *erialswingersCouple
over a year ago

Widnes

Sorry we are not able to make Saturday as our baby sitter can only do Thursday xx

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Sorry we are not able to make Saturday as our baby sitter can only do Thursday xx "

lol...are you chatting to Jim on the club mobile? I'm having dejavu!

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By *erialswingersCouple
over a year ago

Widnes

Yeah sorry it's a nightmare trying sort what day the sitter could do so we are going Thursday now thankyou very much x

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Yeah sorry it's a nightmare trying sort what day the sitter could do so we are going Thursday now thankyou very much x"

There’s a great event on Thursday ...

More than happy to add you to the list!(*seamlessly & shamelessly swoops in to name drop Buxom Babes

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M x

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By *esterLilacCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Can’t wait to see the costumes for this.

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By *upergirthukMan
over a year ago

Liverpool UK

"Room for a little one?

Always dahhhling lol xx"

Gutted but have to pull out of this sadly.

xxx

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By *utie-dragonCouple
over a year ago

not too far

Can we be added please?x

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Can we be added please?x"

It's not a guestlist for couples so just come along before 9.30pm if it's your first time and before 11pm if you have been before xxx

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By *utie-dragonCouple
over a year ago

not too far

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By *utie-dragonCouple
over a year ago

not too far

"Can we be added please?x

It's not a guestlist for couples so just come along before 9.30pm if it's your first time and before 11pm if you have been before xxx"

It's dragontatt and the redhead, well see you there. Gonna buy some new shorts and boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we be added please?x

It's not a guestlist for couples so just come along before 9.30pm if it's your first time and before 11pm if you have been before xxx

It's dragontatt and the redhead, well see you there. Gonna buy some new shorts and boots

Yay good to see you on here as a couple, might see you sat x

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Can we be added please?x

It's not a guestlist for couples so just come along before 9.30pm if it's your first time and before 11pm if you have been before xxx

It's dragontatt and the redhead, well see you there. Gonna buy some new shorts and boots

Ahh you finally got yourselves a couples profile!!! About time! Lol Well you are far from new, so we'll see you before 11pm on Saturday xxx

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By *esterLilacCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Can we be added please?x

It's not a guestlist for couples so just come along before 9.30pm if it's your first time and before 11pm if you have been before xxx

It's dragontatt and the redhead, well see you there. Gonna buy some new shorts and boots

Ooo hello guys. Good to see you back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are hoping to be there , is fancy dress compulsory ? xx

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By *esterLilacCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

"We are hoping to be there , is fancy dress compulsory ? xx"

No fancy dress is never compulsory. If you do embrace the theme with an outfit, then you can get discount entry. It’s got to be more than a cowboy hat though haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are hoping to be there , is fancy dress compulsory ? xx

No fancy dress is never compulsory. If you do embrace the theme with an outfit, then you can get discount entry. It’s got to be more than a cowboy hat though haha x"

Right ok well will see what I can do tomorrow

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere

Mr Ed is ready for action

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By *esterLilacCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Mr Ed is ready for action "

Hehe

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Don't forget folks, if you turn up in full fancy dress, you get a discounted entry, but fancy isn't compulsory at all!!!!! You can just come along in your usual dress to impress clobber and pay the normal prices

This is NOT a guestlist party, so no names will be taken on this thread, just arrive early xxx

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By *ragon-tattMan
over a year ago

runcorn

Hiya all. It took a while getting round to it but we got there in the end..just in Warrington trying to find holsters..i wanted to come as a builder. But it's not cowboys it's wild west..so if been told I'm not allowed

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By *utie-dragonCouple
over a year ago

not too far

Will Anne have her gun?

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Hiya all. It took a while getting round to it but we got there in the end..just in Warrington trying to find holsters..i wanted to come as a builder. But it's not cowboys it's wild west..so if been told I'm not allowed

hahahaha...I'm liking your dedication to the theme!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be riding through your little town tonight and stoppin' by the saloon bar. I hope your servin' bourbon 'cos this girl has a thirst! And I need me some lovin' ! My partner is coming too, so any trouble and we will we be the ones causing it! You'll know who I am! I am McGill, but I call myself lil , but everyone knows me as Nancy!

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Wild West Party @ Townhouse 19th May - Ride 'em hard and Ride 'em good ;-)