FabSwingers.com forum: Monday 9th April - MILF MONDAY @TOWNHOUSE "The Grand National one" 2nd thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Monday 9th April - MILF MONDAY @TOWNHOUSE "The Grand National one"

10.30am til 3.30pm

Now I'm not trying to stirrup trouble, but I reckon that Milf Monday at Townhouse is simply the busiest and best daytime event going. I'd even put a little wager on it!

Calling all fillies, jockeys, studs, stallions and those who simply love a good ride! For those quick off the mark and chomping at the bit, or those who favour the "slow and steady wins the race" approach. All are welcome!

If you'd like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we'll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

£10 for single males.

As it's Ladies Day on the week of Milf Monday, Ladies get FREE ENTRY!

Couple's just £5.

Just a few jokes* to get you in the mood for our Grand National Milf Monday....

Q: What's black and white and eats like a horse?

A: A zebra.

Great Grand National Gambling Tip for Aintree: Dusty Rug (12-1)

It’s never been beaten!

Q: What do you call a well-balanced horse?

A: Stable.

Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited for our Grand National Milf Monday!

Charlotte

xxxxxxx

*Townhouse are by no means responsible for the lack of laughter due to Charlotte's "jokes"

The more serious stuff....

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES - You are MORE than welcome to the club and I'll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.

You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.

Please DO NOT park in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local resident's (no obstructing driveways etc). Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So the first thread got too long. Here's your latest guest list....

9plus sm

Agentloveday SF

Ali_north sm

Andrea C SF

Andy797930 sm

B Phipps sm

Blackey89 sm

Blaine and Louise CPL

Blueshadow sm

Bryan and Dawn CPL

Buzzin2012 sm

CEEBEE123 sm

Conlen84 sm

cuckholdfun sm

Cunnylingy sm

Dan_NW sm

Davew67 sm

David V sm

dillh sm

DirtyCplOldColwyn SF only

F0xy1965 SF

Finbar60 sm

Gadget Dave sm

Ginormous007 sm

Gudgirlgonebad SF

Gymboy sm

Howsar96 sm

Ian 3792 sm

imbackonceagain2018 sm

Imcumingagain SF ?

Ishake sm

Jamesm4667 sm

Jennifer SF

Jimmy911 sm

Jockey1987 sm

K1983J sm

Kevin1993 sm

Kittens24 SF

Large_rod sm

LeckyDave sm

LongGirthyCock sm

Lucky78 SF

Macca71 sm

Maggie and Rob CPL

Marriedkev1 sm

MartinLycra sm

Milf hunting sm

Milkman1 sm

Mini_minx_86 SF

Miss Choosy SF

MissSelective SF

Morticia76 SF

Mr Chester sm

MrandMrs22 sm only

Mrmoot sm

Myles sm

Ned1878 sm

Nickcheshire1963 sm

Olderguy4u sm

Onetimer22 sm

Party-pair sm only

Penkethplayer sm

Phil a pussy sm

Pinuppro SF

Pleasure70 CPL

Ray sm

RockchicXXX SF

Secretscock sm

Stiffman sm

Supergirthuk sm

upforanything555 sm

Welshuns SF

Wittowoo SF

wonderboy12344 sm

Yourguy_2018 sm

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By *ucky78Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Gonna be a fun day x

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Jumping on!!

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By *EEBEE123Man
over a year ago

Wirral

"Jumping on!!

Feel free to jump on me anytime tomorrow.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oooooh nice new list x

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I’m working my way through the list

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By *itnkeenMan
over a year ago

Manchester

That's a big list! Can't wait!

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By *ossemarMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Any chance I can be added on for tomorrow please or am I too late?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Adding

clockwatcher x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha how far have you manage to get??

Gonna be a good day. Can’t wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like it's going to be a busy day, have fun, I'm gonna be freezing my arse off working in Wales lol

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Haha how far have you manage to get??

Gonna be a good day. Can’t wait "

I’ve not got down to Y yet .... I’m stuck on C for some reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha how far have you manage to get??

Gonna be a good day. Can’t wait

I’ve not got down to Y yet .... I’m stuck on C for some reason

Adding another "C" for you

...

Cheshire-male sm

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Haha how far have you manage to get??

Gonna be a good day. Can’t wait

I’ve not got down to Y yet .... I’m stuck on C for some reason

Adding another "C" for you

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Cheshire-male sm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the ratio looking like for tomorrow's event??

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

[Removed by poster at 08/04/18 21:20:23]

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"What's the ratio looking like for tomorrow's event??"

As you can see from the list on the previous thread, it's our usual 3:1 ratio x

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By *upergirthukMan
over a year ago

Liverpool UK

Jumping on

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Looking forward to this x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Adding

howsar96 sm

onetimer22 sm

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By *hestermMan
over a year ago

chester

Can I be added to the list?

Or am I to late?

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Can I be added to the list?

Or am I to late?"

Yes...I've had some cancellations xx

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By *lack Cock MattersMan
over a year ago

Merseyside/ within North West

Would like to attend. Put me on the list

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By *aggie and RobCouple
over a year ago

Wirral

Whoop whoop today is monday

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Milf Monday is finally here. Time to have some fun x

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By *over KMan
over a year ago

St helens

Hello, I’m really sorry for the short notice but unfortunately I can’t attend today, I’m down as K1983J, gutted x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would like to attend. Put me on the list "

Added x

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Would like to attend. Put me on the list "

Please, thank you?

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By *artinlycraMan
over a year ago

southport

Just taking my Stalion to water..see you all soon xx

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Just hopping in the shower - see everyone later!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all excited?

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By *upergirthukMan
over a year ago

Liverpool UK

In a bizzle.

xxx

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I’m ready

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By *ynxxxMan
over a year ago

Southeast London

Hey,

Am I too late to be put on the list for today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey,

Am I too late to be put on the list for today?

Please Let him in!

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Hey,

Am I too late to be put on the list for today?

Please Let him in!

Ooooooo I say!!!!! Let him in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Adding

Lynxxx sm

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By *upergirthukMan
over a year ago

Liverpool UK

Hey,

Am I too late to be put on the list for today?

Please Let him in!

Ooooooo I say!!!!! Let him in

Ha ha ha. Love you guys. Xxx

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Thanks for another wonderful Monday

had a ball .... so to speak !!! Thanks to the wonderful staff for looking after us ....the people I spoke to and the guys I played with was brilliant

Roll on next month

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Fab day as always ... and so much play going on!! Thanks to everyone for looking after us all so well!!

M x

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By *li_northMan
over a year ago

bury

Will be back for more

thanks for having me x

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Had a great time today. Looking forward to the next one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank u once again for an awesome day xxxxc

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By *itnkeenMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Thanks to all involved in hosting. A very pleasant start to the week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was lovely to meet loads of great people! Thanks for everything guys and hope to see you all soon

Now first time is out of the way, can be more confident. Already looking forward to the next event x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks to the townhouse for a great first time. Noticed a few women today but one had my attention the whole time. See you all again soon

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By *ucky78Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Man driving a 4x4 newbie @ townhouse tall very sexy but didn’t get to play with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is not on fab sorry but he will be joining it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone know the Indian couple who was here today? And the tall blonde?

Thanks guys

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Does anyone know the Indian couple who was here today? And the tall blonde?

Thanks guys

Yes the lovely Indian couple are Pleasure70 but the tall blonde didn't add herself on Fab xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man driving a 4x4 newbie @ townhouse tall very sexy but didn’t get to play with him

Ahh yes. I remember him

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By *ucky78Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

He was very nice

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Hiliarious day ...., never been to a swinging club were one of the males Your with had to fill in the accident book .... never laughed so much

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Man driving a 4x4 newbie @ townhouse tall very sexy but didn’t get to play with him

Ahh yes. I remember him

Ooooooo saw him too .... very nice .... who is he???

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Hiliarious day ...., never been to a swinging club were one of the males Your with had to fill in the accident book .... never laughed so much

You broke him!! hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Man driving a 4x4 newbie @ townhouse tall very sexy but didn’t get to play with him

Ahh yes. I remember him

Ooooooo saw him too .... very nice .... who is he???"

He's not on Fab. I'm trying to lure him back though

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Man driving a 4x4 newbie @ townhouse tall very sexy but didn’t get to play with him

Ahh yes. I remember him

Ooooooo saw him too .... very nice .... who is he???

He's not on Fab. I'm trying to lure him back though

Oooooooo lure away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vultures you lot!!!

Haha i keep laughing about the virgin media men! They didn't know where to look!

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Vultures you lot!!!

Haha i keep laughing about the virgin media men! They didn't know where to look!

just making him feel welcome

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Vultures you lot!!!

Haha i keep laughing about the virgin media men! They didn't know where to look!

Bet they come back for a membership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha where they as shocked as the BT men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha where they as shocked as the BT men? "

Like rabbits in headlights Anna

Haha funny, appealed to my twisted SOH

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Vultures you lot!!!

Haha i keep laughing about the virgin media men! They didn't know where to look!

Bet they come back for a membership

They have been before to do emergency repairs in the club!! Can't tell you too much, but lets just say that they weren't that shy

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

If you can't get enough of Townhouse, then don't forget we have our Newbies and Notsos on Wednesday and our FREE kinky karaoke on Thursday (free for members and a tenner for non members) xx

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Vultures you lot!!!

Haha i keep laughing about the virgin media men! They didn't know where to look!

Bet they come back for a membership

They have been before to do emergency repairs in the club!! Can't tell you too much, but lets just say that they weren't that shy

xx"

Oooooooo they were looking for somewhere to put their screwdriver

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Haha where they as shocked as the BT men? "

Reckon they were much more up for it than that poor BT guy!! Love the irony that they were wearing t-shirts with ‘virgin’ on though

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Haha where they as shocked as the BT men?

Reckon they were much more up for it than that poor BT guy!! Love the irony that they were wearing t-shirts with ‘virgin’ on though

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By *upergirthukMan
over a year ago

Liverpool UK

Another cracking day and how nice is it to have a bit of sunshine even though I didn't see much of it til I left.

Get in touch if we had a giggle and want a veri. Xxx

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