FabSwingers.com forum: JAMES BOND 007 Party Night @ Townhouse 28th April

By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

You are required to rendezvous at Townhouse on Saturday 28th April for a very special mission. You must be ready for anything… adopt a disguise and be licensed to thrill!

Ensure you are fully equipped with gadgets via ‘Q’, as our guests can be very demanding and you will need your wits about you.

To gain entry, you must say the password ‘Betty Swollocks’; by this your host will know you accept your mission! You may be handed a coded message but it is For Your Eyes Only so keep it safe. To avoid the admission of unwanted civilians, you will be required to verify your identity….you know what to do. The lady on reception is your friend and will take good care of you, tip her well!

It may be unpredictable at times and watch out for Pussy Galore, I hear she is everywhere!! The Man With the Golden Gun is NOT your ally, he has a View to a Kill, so eliminate if apprehended.

The other guests will be wearing smart attire and evening dresses, so it will be hard to differentiate between the sick and twisted villains and the innocent bystanders, so mingle and figure out who is who. Try not to be awkward and draw attention to yourself; dancing with guests will deter suspicious eyes.

Vodka Martinis will be offered (shaken not stirred of course) but they are lethal, so keep a clear head! I hear the buffet is to Live and Let Die for too!

This party is like no other…it is adult in nature and you may be invited into rooms to partake in activities of a sensual nature. Although we understand that this is very tempting, remember that you represent Her Majesty’s Secret Service and debauchery whilst on duty is prohibited, not that this has stopped you before!

This party could take you places you have never been before….but with your 'weapon', you will no doubt live to Die Another Day.

Good luck!!!

not so small print.......

Normal prices apply

8.30pm til 3am - last entry 11pm

DJ and Buffet available

New couples and ladies welcome

8 places for guys who must be members

Get your best clobber on!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another reason to wear the tux and conceal my weapon.

See you there

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere

I’ve been waiting for this thread to open. Can you put me down for one of the guy places please x would love to get my JAWS around PUSSY GALORE

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"I’ve been waiting for this thread to open. Can you put me down for one of the guy places please x would love to get my JAWS around PUSSY GALORE "

Hahaha....sounds a bit scary actually!!! Lol See you there xx

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By *icklesCouple
over a year ago

North wales

Can't wait we love this theme xx

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Another reason to wear the tux and conceal my weapon.

See you there"

Feel free to show your weapon

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

oh as always we are doing overnights for this party, so get in touch if you want to make a night of it and it's just £15 per person xx

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By *icklesCouple
over a year ago

North wales

"oh as always we are doing overnights for this party, so get in touch if you want to make a night of it and it's just £15 per person xx"

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

ok so it looks like you guys are liking the idea of being James Bond for the night! Only 4 single guy places left!

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Oooh, love a man in a tux ... can’t resist a dickie to play with

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere

"Oooh, love a man in a tux ... can’t resist a dickie to play with

As long as you straighten it up later on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ARG what to wear for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night off so count us in.x

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Night off so count us in.x"

whoooop!

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By *rMrsNawtyCouple
over a year ago

north west

Can't wait for this and we are sleeping over too. Xxx

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By *rMrsNawtyCouple
over a year ago

north west

Cant wait to get suited and booted. Hmm whos going to have a gold member

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere

Maybe I should pack some gadgets

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By *rMrsNawtyCouple
over a year ago

north west

Weapons off mass destruction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe I should pack some gadgets "

Has Q been commissioning new equipment?!?!?

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere

"Maybe I should pack some gadgets

Has Q been commissioning new equipment?!?!?"

Think they’ll cum in handy for some sticky situations

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By *rMrsNawtyCouple
over a year ago

north west

"Maybe I should pack some gadgets

Has Q been commissioning new equipment?!?!?"

Think we definetly need more gadgets for this mission

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By *icklesCouple
over a year ago

North wales

"Night off so count us in.x"

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Weapons off mass destruction "

As long as it's not weapons of Ass Destruction!

lol

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By *rMrsNawtyCouple
over a year ago

north west

"Weapons off mass destruction

As long as it's not weapons of Ass Destruction!

lol"

Dont know some people like that

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Weapons off mass destruction

As long as it's not weapons of Ass Destruction!

lol

Dont know some people like that "

Especially on our fet nights! lol

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

We have a few overnights left if you want to make a night of it

PM me to book xx

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By *gentlovedayWoman
over a year ago

Tranmere

Oooo loving the sound of this

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By *rMrsNawtyCouple
over a year ago

north west

"Weapons off mass destruction

As long as it's not weapons of Ass Destruction!

lol

Dont know some people like that

Especially on our fet nights! lol "

Best thing about townhouse something for everyone. Everyone allways welcome.

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Oooo loving the sound of this

Are you coming? You can be our 'double agent' hahaha bit of mmf? pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant wait for this. Mrs has a bit of a thing for a man in a tux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to this one. Stuck for what to wear on the bar. Might have to do some bond girl research

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By *rMrsNawtyCouple
over a year ago

north west

Not long now proper buzzing for this love the party nights

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By *rMrsNawtyCouple
over a year ago

north west

Whoop whoop one week until licence to thrill

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

I have just a couple of overnights left now. PM me if you want to stay and make a night of it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually can’t wait for this night

Mr J in his tux

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By *R and BlondieCouple
over a year ago

Bebington, wirral

Us too, gonna be lots of sexy people dressed up

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Mrs blue eyes chooses to accept your mission, she will bring along Mcduck, Mr mcduck!!

He has a weapon, he’s not afraid to use it

You may not notice blue eyes, she’s quiet and she blends into the background

Should you wish to find her, you will need to shake your booty

Our aim is to stun you into submission, we have a shagbag to aid us in this mission

So be afraid be very afraid

Mrs blue eyes

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By *rMrsNawtyCouple
over a year ago

north west

"Mrs blue eyes chooses to accept your mission, she will bring along Mcduck, Mr mcduck!!

He has a weapon, he’s not afraid to use it

You may not notice blue eyes, she’s quiet and she blends into the background

Should you wish to find her, you will need to shake your booty

Our aim is to stun you into submission, we have a shagbag to aid us in this mission

So be afraid be very afraid

Mrs blue eyes

Im sure Q will provide u with new gizmos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not long now!!!!

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere

Any ladies brave enough to don the famous white bikini ?

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Any ladies brave enough to don the famous white bikini ?"

... only if you wear the blue shorts Mike

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By *rMrsNawtyCouple
over a year ago

north west

"Any ladies brave enough to don the famous white bikini ?"

Or the orange one

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere

"Any ladies brave enough to don the famous white bikini ?

... only if you wear the blue shorts Mike

May have to find a pair then

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By *imitless13Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Room for one more?

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Room for one more?"

You have snapped up a single guy place

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By *lueStarSkyWoman
over a year ago

Narnia

Ooh not long for this! Xx

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

I just need to highlight that this IS NOT A GUESTLIST party. This thread is purely for information only. Couples and single females can just turn up on the night (newbies before 9.30pm).

So no guestlists will be added to this thread xxx

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By *imitless13Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"Room for one more?

You have snapped up a single guy place

Thank you. See you Saturday

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

I have 2 rooms left for overnight now. If you want to crash out it's £15 per person xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo stay overs... It's gonna be an amazing night x

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By *rMrsNawtyCouple
over a year ago

north west

Oww got to love a stay over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant wait. Feels like its been ages since i have taken mr pb out

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By *esterLilacCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

AzandJ2017 (Cpl) will be popping along too

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By *zandJ2017Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

We are both looking forward to this. It’s been an age since we both went out to a club together. Message us to chat before Saturday if you like. Break the ice.

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"We are both looking forward to this. It’s been an age since we both went out to a club together. Message us to chat before Saturday if you like. Break the ice. "

Oh fantastic!! See you there!

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

I have one private room left for overnights and NO SINGLE GUY PLACES LEFT

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere

Outfit sorted

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By *ellyrobbieukCouple
over a year ago

Pontypool

Can you add us please?

K xx

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Outfit sorted "

It looks so good!!! Can't wait to see everyone's reaction to our butler for the night

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere

Licensed to thrill

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By *zandJ2017Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

Fatima Blush: “Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.”

Bond: “Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James.”

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere

"Fatima Blush: “Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.”

Bond: “Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James.”"

Is it bad that I knew that line was from never say never again lol

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Outfit sorted "
. You’re going to wearing that white bikini aren’t ya

Mrs blue eyes

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere

"Outfit sorted . You’re going to wearing that white bikini aren’t ya

Mrs blue eyes

That would be telling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Outfit sorted . You’re going to wearing that white bikini aren’t ya

Mrs blue eyes

That would be telling

There a shot in it for you if you do

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By *ornymike_2017Man
over a year ago

Tranmere

what a great evening. It was a pleasure serving you all I had sooooo much fun. Still smiling now

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Just want to say a MASSIVE thank you to everybody who attended our party last night. We were chocca block with suited and booted guys and stunning bond girls...thank you for making such a huge effort. The busy dancefloor soon dispersed upstairs and at one point we couldn't see the floor in the top floor playrooms! You filthy lot

Ally on key 40 won the £50 Ann Summers voucher...well done!!

Special thank you to our sexy waitress who seemed to shed layers as the night progressed and to our butler who ensured you were all topped up with goodies throughout the night. There's a couple of pics of our butler on Instagram if you're interested

Great night, great company and another top drawer party at Townhouse.

Love

Vic and Jim xxx

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Oh my goodness another amazing night, the club looked amazing, the staff looked amazing, and the guests looked, yep you guessed it, hot as feck

Thankyou again to TH for a brilliant night and Thankyou to all the sexy people we had the pleasure of spending time with

Can’t wait to do it all again at Mr and Mrs j 123’s Beauty and the Beard, couples and single lady’s night

Mrs blue eyes

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By *zandJ2017Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

OMG I was kicking myself that we arrived late. But the trip over from The Costa del Sol was well worth it. Agree with the comments above Staff, owners and the people we got to speak to where great. Hopefully we will get there early next time and chat to more of the guests and staff. Thanks again to all involved xx

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By *lueStarSkyWoman
over a year ago

Narnia

Well last night was just EPIC! I'm so happy that all the sexy guys and girls participated in my "bunny box" prize draw, I shall be doing them again but with 2 or 4 winners. So watch this space

Also that orgy at the end of the night was hot as fuck! And it was especially topped off as I was seconds away from cumming Jimmy walks in singing the countdown theme tune! Pmsl! Loved every second of last night, roll on next month for the big one!! Xxx

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By *zandJ2017Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

He did that with us in the other room. Trying to concentrate and fit of giggles come over me hearing Jimmy singing that.

"Well last night was just EPIC! I'm so happy that all the sexy guys and girls participated in my "bunny box" prize draw, I shall be doing them again but with 2 or 4 winners. So watch this space

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By *ownhouseTwosome OP Couple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"He did that with us in the other room. Trying to concentrate and fit of giggles come over me hearing Jimmy singing that.

Well last night was just EPIC! I'm so happy that all the sexy guys and girls participated in my "bunny box" prize draw, I shall be doing them again but with 2 or 4 winners. So watch this space

hahahaha...I will never listen to the Countdown theme the same ever again! It was dead funny as he was obviously aware that there was a very horny orgy going on over the 2 rooms and didn't want to shout time, so he was waving his hands trying to attract someones attention to say '10 mins' quietly. Then he did the same at 5 mins and then he couldn't hang on any longer!! He said later that you would have all still been there an hour later! hahaha

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over a year ago

"He did that with us in the other room. Trying to concentrate and fit of giggles come over me hearing Jimmy singing that.

Well last night was just EPIC! I'm so happy that all the sexy guys and girls participated in my "bunny box" prize draw, I shall be doing them again but with 2 or 4 winners. So watch this space

I actually don't even recall Jimmy doing it haha, god knows what had my attention

MrJ

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By *lueStarSkyWoman
over a year ago

Narnia

It was hilarious! He didn't realise it was me though, think the all dark hair fooled him hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was hilarious! He didn't realise it was me though, think the all dark hair fooled him hahaha"

I think the amount of naked bodies would of confused anyone haha. Was one hell of a night, loved it xxx

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