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To gain entry, you must say the password ‘The Blue Swallow Flies at Dawn’, by this your host will know you accept your mission! You may be handed a coded message but it For Your Eyes Only so keep it safe. To avoid the admission of unwanted civilians, you will be required to verify your identity….you know what to do. The lady on reception is your friend and will take good care of you, tip her well
It may be unpredictable at times and watch out for Pussy Galore, I hear she is everywhere!! The Man With the Golden Gun is NOT your ally, he has a View to a Kill, so eliminate if apprehended. The other guests will be wearing smart attire and evening dresses, so it will be hard to differentiate between the sick and twisted villains and the innocent bystanders, so mingle and figure out who is who. Try not to be awkward and draw attention to yourself; dancing with guests will deter suspicious eyes.
Vodka Martinis will be offered (shaken not stirred of course) but they are lethal, so keep a clear head! I hear the buffet is to Live and Let Die for too!
This party is like no other…it is adult in nature and you may be invited into rooms to partake in activities of a sensual nature. Although we understand that this is very tempting, remember that you represent Her Majesty’s Secret Service and debauchery whilst on duty is prohibited, not that this has stopped you before!
This party could take you places you have never been before….but with your weapon, you will no doubt live to Die Another Day.
Good luck!!!
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"You are required to rendezvous at Townhouse on Saturday 30th July for a very special mission. You must be ready for anything… adopt a disguise and be licensed to thrill! Ensure you are fully equipped with gadgets via ‘Q’ as our guests can be very demanding and you will need your wits about you
To gain entry, you must say the password ‘The Blue Swallow Flies at Dawn’, by this your host will know you accept your mission! You may be handed a coded message but it For Your Eyes Only so keep it safe. To avoid the admission of unwanted civilians, you will be required to verify your identity….you know what to do. The lady on reception is your friend and will take good care of you, tip her well
It may be unpredictable at times and watch out for Pussy Galore, I hear she is everywhere!! The Man With the Golden Gun is NOT your ally, he has a View to a Kill, so eliminate if apprehended. The other guests will be wearing smart attire and evening dresses, so it will be hard to differentiate between the sick and twisted villains and the innocent bystanders, so mingle and figure out who is who. Try not to be awkward and draw attention to yourself; dancing with guests will deter suspicious eyes.
Vodka Martinis will be offered (shaken not stirred of course) but they are lethal, so keep a clear head! I hear the buffet is to Live and Let Die for too!
This party is like no other…it is adult in nature and you may be invited into rooms to partake in activities of a sensual nature. Although we understand that this is very tempting, remember that you represent Her Majesty’s Secret Service and debauchery whilst on duty is prohibited, not that this has stopped you before!
This party could take you places you have never been before….but with your weapon, you will no doubt live to Die Another Day.
Good luck!!!
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"I'm behind the bar for this one. I better start practicing making Vodka Martinis now to make sure I get it right. Not that I would drink them of course lol x" oh no of course not!! It's ok, I'm giving all of the staff full training on this one!  xx | |||
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"That is a cracking introduction! How can anyone resist? " You liked my little 'ditty' then hehe I was laughing as I was typing it up last night  xx | |||
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"The Blue Swallow may fly at dawn but this bird would like to stop over til chucking out time. Can you reserve a single perch for me please Vicky? I may need to change my profile name..Wanda Ringhands perhaps?" hahaha...I love that name!!! I have reserved a 'suite' for you lol xx | |||
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"Gutted I can't make it to this I know it's going to be a great night "Yes I thought you would 'elsewhere'! It's ok, if I'm going to be second best to anyone, then...... pmsl xxx | |||
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"Gutted I can't make it to this I know it's going to be a great night
Yes I thought you would 'elsewhere'! It's ok, if I'm going to be second best to anyone, then...... pmsl xxx"I certainly wouldn't say 2nd best  xxx | |||
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"Gutted I can't make it to this I know it's going to be a great night
Yes I thought you would 'elsewhere'! It's ok, if I'm going to be second best to anyone, then...... pmsl xxx
I certainly wouldn't say 2nd best xxx"CREEP!!!! hahaha
Just so you all know (and Lee is missing it), we are having a human Tequila bar...all will be revealed on the night xx | |||
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"Gutted I can't make it to this I know it's going to be a great night
Yes I thought you would 'elsewhere'! It's ok, if I'm going to be second best to anyone, then...... pmsl xxx
I certainly wouldn't say 2nd best xxx
CREEP!!!! hahaha
Just so you all know (and Lee is missing it), we are having a human Tequila bar...all will be revealed on the night xx"You called
I'm glad I'm missing that, I'm even worse on Tequila than I am on Vodka  xx | |||
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"Gutted I can't make it to this I know it's going to be a great night "Your turning in to a right part timer. Think you need a night in the cells to reflect on your behaviour lol x | |||
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"Gutted I can't make it to this I know it's going to be a great night
Your turning in to a right part timer. Think you need a night in the cells to reflect on your behaviour lol x"I couldn't even manage to get over for that at the moment lol x | |||
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"Gutted I can't make it to this I know it's going to be a great night
Your turning in to a right part timer. Think you need a night in the cells to reflect on your behaviour lol x
I couldn't even manage to get over for that at the moment lol x"Don't worry the punishment will keep lol x | |||
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"Gutted I can't make it to this I know it's going to be a great night
Your turning in to a right part timer. Think you need a night in the cells to reflect on your behaviour lol x
I couldn't even manage to get over for that at the moment lol x
Don't worry the punishment will keep lol x"I had a feeling you might say that x | |||
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"Gutted I can't make it to this I know it's going to be a great night
Your turning in to a right part timer. Think you need a night in the cells to reflect on your behaviour lol x
I couldn't even manage to get over for that at the moment lol x
Don't worry the punishment will keep lol x
I had a feeling you might say that x"Your know us to well hehe | |||
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"We're definitely up for this and we'll be bringing our kinky friends from Devon who are up for the weekend, they're going to love their townhouse initiation "Ooohhh...new friends?!  always good xx | |||
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I will take a few names on reserve, just in case but this doesn't guarantee you a place xx | |||
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"Might make this our 1st townhouse visit x" Well it would be a good one for your first xx | |||
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"Oh Vicky. I'm a lucky lady with a fella like mine. He's just bought me a show stopping dress "Licensed to thrill and look stunning babes xx | |||
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"Oh Vicky. I'm a lucky lady with a fella like mine. He's just bought me a show stopping dress "Oh get you!! I'm going all bond girl and wearing a black catsuit xxx | |||
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"Oh Vicky. I'm a lucky lady with a fella like mine. He's just bought me a show stopping dress
Oh get you!! I'm going all bond girl and wearing a black catsuit xxx"Pussy galore comes to mind in more ways than one.. | |||
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"Oh Vicky. I'm a lucky lady with a fella like mine. He's just bought me a show stopping dress
Oh get you!! I'm going all bond girl and wearing a black catsuit xxx
Pussy galore comes to mind in more ways than one.."I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about lol xx | |||
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"There will (hopefully!) be four of us, depending how tired L is after work and how shy our friends are for their first time. Best clean my Tux!" L needs some red bull, that's all lol This is too good to miss and a good one as a first for your pals | |||
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"We accept your mission with open legs to pussy galore. And bond is coming with a loaded gun. Xxx" Yeah what they said ^^^^ Haha x | |||
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"Intrigued by the human tequila bar...can't wait to find out what it is." Well picture (maybe me for instance lol) laid out with shots of tequila, slices of lemon and lines of salt over my body for people to indulge? Just saying...this is how it could be lol xxx | |||
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"We accept your mission with open legs to pussy galore. And bond is coming with a loaded gun. Xxx Yeah what they said ^^^^ Haha x" Did you like that wifey ? X | |||
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"We accept your mission with open legs to pussy galore. And bond is coming with a loaded gun. Xxx Yeah what they said ^^^^ Haha x Did you like that wifey ? X" ohh yeahhh x | |||
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"How are you keeping those lemon and lime wedges upright "I can be creative lol xx | |||
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"Intrigued by the human tequila bar...can't wait to find out what it is. Well picture (maybe me for instance lol) laid out with shots of tequila, slices of lemon and lines of salt over my body for people to indulge? Just saying...this is how it could be lol xxx"If it was me you would need twice the fruit and shot glasses! Lol. I would probably laugh my socks off too. More like a human tequila avalanche! It does sound very appealing I must say. | |||
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"Intrigued by the human tequila bar...can't wait to find out what it is. Well picture (maybe me for instance lol) laid out with shots of tequila, slices of lemon and lines of salt over my body for people to indulge? Just saying...this is how it could be lol xxx" | |||
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"Intrigued by the human tequila bar...can't wait to find out what it is. Well picture (maybe me for instance lol) laid out with shots of tequila, slices of lemon and lines of salt over my body for people to indulge? Just saying...this is how it could be lol xxx
If it was me you would need twice the fruit and shot glasses! Lol. I would probably laugh my socks off too. More like a human tequila avalanche! It does sound very appealing I must say. "Haha...I am very ticklish so you never know, there could be an avalanche after all! Lol xx | |||
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"Add some orange and cinnamon into the mix too "I had that recently with tequila... interesting mix! I can see that my tequila clad body is going to be popular. Oh the tequila is free by the way and its decent stuff not cheap shit!....form an orderly queue!! xx | |||
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"I'll need to bring my spy disguise kit to get multiple goes! I do like tequila " No need for a disguise (unless it's kinky) as there's plenty to go around | |||
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"We are loving the sound of this tequila thing you naughty people "You are welcome to come and have a lick, swig and suck girlies lol
I mean a lick of my salt, swig of tequila and suck of my lemon you filthy people! X | |||
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"Is there a guest list for tomorrow?" I've pm'd you xx | |||
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"Tonights the night! Club is getting decorated as we speak, the extra special buffet will be delivered at 5pm, the staff will be getting training on vodka martinis and dirty martinis, I need to squeeze into my catsuit and get ready to be our human tequila bar lol And that's all before you get here xx "And people wonder why the bar staff are always happy in their work | |||
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"Now we can actually get excited... literally just confirmed that we are able to attend tonight "Yay!! See you soon xx | |||
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"Tonights the night! Club is getting decorated as we speak, the extra special buffet will be delivered at 5pm, the staff will be getting training on vodka martinis and dirty martinis, I need to squeeze into my catsuit and get ready to be our human tequila bar lol And that's all before you get here xx
And people wonder why the bar staff are always happy in their work
"Nothing to do with my charm and friendship?! Nooooo, it's the fact that I get naked on the bar!! lol x | |||
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"Tonights the night! Club is getting decorated as we speak, the extra special buffet will be delivered at 5pm, the staff will be getting training on vodka martinis and dirty martinis, I need to squeeze into my catsuit and get ready to be our human tequila bar lol And that's all before you get here xx
And people wonder why the bar staff are always happy in their work
Nothing to do with my charm and friendship?! Nooooo, it's the fact that I get naked on the bar!! lol x"Sooo looking forward to this one.  | |||
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"Tonights the night! Club is getting decorated as we speak, the extra special buffet will be delivered at 5pm, the staff will be getting training on vodka martinis and dirty martinis, I need to squeeze into my catsuit and get ready to be our human tequila bar lol And that's all before you get here xx
And people wonder why the bar staff are always happy in their work
Nothing to do with my charm and friendship?! Nooooo, it's the fact that I get naked on the bar!! lol x"Well... Ahem sounds like it is going to be a lovely night!!! | |||
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"Tonights the night! Club is getting decorated as we speak, the extra special buffet will be delivered at 5pm, the staff will be getting training on vodka martinis and dirty martinis, I need to squeeze into my catsuit and get ready to be our human tequila bar lol And that's all before you get here xx
And people wonder why the bar staff are always happy in their work
Nothing to do with my charm and friendship?! Nooooo, it's the fact that I get naked on the bar!! lol x
Well... Ahem sounds like it is going to be a lovely night!!! "MrsTrilB was commenting on your antics on Thursday which she was devostated you were on the other side of the bed vick lol xx | |||
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"I really want to visit townhouse! No one to go with though, and I'm not sure I'm confident enough to strip down to my underwear at 11 "You can be inventive with your dress down some ladies wear a sexy wrap or playsuit/costume. The dress down is only upstairs in the playrooms anyway, downstairs you can wear what you want xx | |||
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"Tonights the night! Club is getting decorated as we speak, the extra special buffet will be delivered at 5pm, the staff will be getting training on vodka martinis and dirty martinis, I need to squeeze into my catsuit and get ready to be our human tequila bar lol And that's all before you get here xx
And people wonder why the bar staff are always happy in their work
Nothing to do with my charm and friendship?! Nooooo, it's the fact that I get naked on the bar!! lol x
Well... Ahem sounds like it is going to be a lovely night!!!
MrsTrilB was commenting on your antics on Thursday which she was devostated you were on the other side of the bed vick lol xx"I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about! Lol xx | |||
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"No dry Gin martinis? The only proper martinis in my opinion "I remember our looooong conversation on martinis and im still confused to this day! Haha x | |||
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"I really want to visit townhouse! No one to go with though, and I'm not sure I'm confident enough to strip down to my underwear at 11
You can be inventive with your dress down some ladies wear a sexy wrap or playsuit/costume. The dress down is only upstairs in the playrooms anyway, downstairs you can wear what you want xx"That's good to know thank you! Xx | |||
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"Tonights the night! Club is getting decorated as we speak, the extra special buffet will be delivered at 5pm, the staff will be getting training on vodka martinis and dirty martinis, I need to squeeze into my catsuit and get ready to be our human tequila bar lol And that's all before you get here xx
And people wonder why the bar staff are always happy in their work
Nothing to do with my charm and friendship?! Nooooo, it's the fact that I get naked on the bar!! lol x"Well that too... now I'm dressing as a slitting Miss monneypenny... my dilemma is white or black bra under my blouse... | |||
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lol Not sure if want to look at tequila again for a while!!!
Thanks everybody for making the effort and making the event superb! We have the best guests at Townhouse...you rock!
Love ya lots xxx | |||
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"Thanks Vicki and Jim for throwing yet another great party. Lots of sexy people to perv on lol. I love the new bar. That shot holder is amazing. I want one. Xxxx" Are you asking me to move in?? I love ya like, but this is moving far too quickly for me hahahaha | |||
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"Thanks Vicki and Jim for throwing yet another great party. Lots of sexy people to perv on lol. I love the new bar. That shot holder is amazing. I want one. Xxxx" Hahaha i think we all want one!! | |||
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