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Milf Monday @ Townhouse Monday 9th May :)

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP   Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

These MILF Mondays really do come around quick!!! lol

It's time for another instalment of one of the most popular daytime events in the Northwest on Monday 9th May from 10.30am until 3.30pm...just in time for the school bell! It's cheap too!!!! It's just £10 PER FAB PROFILE!! For a couple to be eligible for a £10 entry, you must have an established couples profile which has been verified OR have a Townhouse couples membership.

This event usually attracts around 85 people with plenty of ladies who are making the most of their kid free time or have escaped from work for a long lunch! Some of our ladies are greedy girls and so, on their request, we allow more guys than girls in, working at a 3:1 ratio. This means that we must run this as a GUESTLIST only event. If you're not on the list, you don't get in.

If you need refuelling during the day or fancy some elevenses then there will be scrummy cake on the bar and of course you can get alcoholic and non alcoholic drinks from the bar.

So if you want to go on the guestlist, please state your interest here. If you haven't been before, then you should read the useful MILF Monday blog, which will tell you what ID to bring (you won't get in without it), where to park and what to wear. The link to the blog can be found on the TownhouseTwosome profile as we are not allowed to put the link here.

People have already been putting their names down for this event, so we have a sizeable list!! Get your names down as soon as you can as the list will close when we have the numbers.

LADIES/COUPLES - If you bring in a new lady/couple then you all get in free!!

See you all there!!!

xxxx

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By *ussell_the_1_eyed_muscleMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'd like to go to milf Monday please. X

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP   Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Can you add Witowoo please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be added please sweetie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully I'll be at this one to finish off my birthday weekend x

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By *udgirlgonebadWoman
over a year ago

worsley

Me please mwah xx

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

To all above (mostly ladies!) You are on the list xx

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By *ucky78Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Looking forward to some milf Monday fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you add me to the list please xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And can you add Halo as well please xxxx

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP   Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Vicky, can you add Strawberry500 (Sf) and Ever ReadyXXXX (cpl).

Thankyou xx

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

All added!! More ladies and couples!!

We need more guys please!! lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I pls be added xxx

need some advice pls....it's my first visit....EVER

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP   Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Can I pls be added xxx

need some advice pls....it's my first visit....EVER "

Will inbox you chick, but Vicky will be in touch too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be added to the list please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow all these sexy milfs

I would love to attend if thats okay with the ladies ?

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Can I please be a definite maybe? Will confirm nearer the time squirrel x

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By *uagga79Man
over a year ago

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Can i put my name down please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be added please

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By *onathan14Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

My birthday is only 3 days later......

erm, me please xxx

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By *poolguy69Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can you add me please!?x

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

To all above, you are on the list. Lots of ladies!!! lol Need more guys! xx

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP   Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Adamski15 please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be added missed the last one but not going too miss this one x

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP   Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Hottie1982 please

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By *lderguy4uMan
over a year ago

wirral

Add me please can't wait

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Here is our latest guestlist. This will now expand hugely as the week progresses!! lol We need more guys so don't be shy! ;-

Single Females and Couples

Andrew and Cathy

Bukkake Princess

Ever_ready

Goodgirlgonebad

Halo751

Issy2016

JessJazz

Lexi2

Lucky78

MilfMondayMinx

Nikki xx

RedLipstick

ScarletTease

Strawberry500

Vicki and Jamie

Wittowoo

**************************

Single guys

Adamski15

Andrew W

BigChezz

Fran37

Gary M

Hottie1982

HushCrush

Jonathon14

LpoolGuy69

MysteriousMarvin

Neil B3810

Olderguy4u

Paul C

Quagga79

Raino85

The_Cockness_Monster

YoungSwinger8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I get added to the list ?

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"Could I get added to the list ?"

Sure can xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sooooo looking forward to this

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By *ushcrushMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Look ! I'm not saying I'm Batman, but nobody has ever seen me and Batman in the same room at the same time. I'm just saying. .

Please add my name to the list. Bet you Batman doesn't make an appearance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you please add me to the list, many thanks

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By *lashman991Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Any chance I can get on the list please? Thanks a lot X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put me on please !

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By *r69xMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Can you add me please Vicky (and reserve my locker) xx

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

To all above, you are on the list

Hushcrush obviously hasn't checked the guestlist above!!! lol

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP   Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

List is looking fabarooney!! Don't forget to spread the word guys and ladies! Thanking you in advance xxx

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Single Females and Couples

Andrew and Cathy

Bukkake Princess

Ever_ready

Goodgirlgonebad

Halo751

Issy2016

JessJazz

Lexi2

Lucky78

MilfMondayMinx

Nikki xx

RedLipstick

ScarletTease

Strawberry500

Vicki and Jamie

Wittowoo

****************************

Single guys

Adamski15

Andrew W

Belmorden

BigChezz

Crawf91

Flashman991

Fran37

Gary M

Hottie1982

HushCrush

Jonathon14

LeeWidnes

LpoolGuy69

Mr69x

MysteriousMarvin

Neil B3810

Olderguy4u

Paul C

Peter B

Quagga79

Raino85

The_Cockness_Monster

YoungSwinger8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shove me down as a definitely maybe please Vicky! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you add me plz vicky and my nawty male friend scouse 2014

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By *udgirlgonebadWoman
over a year ago

worsley

[Removed by poster at 04/05/16 09:44:51]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you please add me to the list, thank you.

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

To all above, you are on the list xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To all above, you are on the list

Hushcrush obviously hasn't checked the guestlist above!!! lol "

Too busy making a lame joke it seems!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just asking if I was able to added to the guest list as couldnt see name on latest List please xx

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"To all above, you are on the list

Hushcrush obviously hasn't checked the guestlist above!!! lol

Too busy making a lame joke it seems!"

Ooh you bitch!!!!! lol

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"Just asking if I was able to added to the guest list as couldnt see name on latest List please xx"

Yes you've been added xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi.

Can I be added please.

Need a bit of fun.....still a 2016 virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just asking if I was able to added to the guest list as couldnt see name on latest List please xx

Yes you've been added xx"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look like there's some sexy milfs coming on monday, my first club visit next week so any ladies come say hi and show me the ropes

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By *agzieWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

Gutted I've got to miss this again!!! Have fun everyone

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By *ushcrushMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Puzzled

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP   Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Look like there's some sexy milfs coming on monday, my first club visit next week so any ladies come say hi and show me the ropes "

The ropes are in the bdsm room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to join in on mild Monday if any ladies are interested. 9 inch cock available. Check profile for pics xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love to join in on mild Monday if any ladies are interested. 9 inch cock available. Check profile for pics xx"

I would - but sadly I only have an 8 inch Vagina!

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Would love to join in on mild Monday if any ladies are interested. 9 inch cock available. Check profile for pics xx

I would - but sadly I only have an 8 inch Vagina! "

This just made me lol Peachy x

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By *couselad58Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Can I be added to the list to attend please? I will sort out over the weekend freeing myself from work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would love to join in on mild Monday if any ladies are interested. 9 inch cock available. Check profile for pics xx

I would - but sadly I only have an 8 inch Vagina! "

lol brilliant

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By *onathan14Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Don't forget no cake for my birthday- I'm diapathetic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to go please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi hunnis, can u add tattoofan89, single male to the list please. Thank u xx

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

To all above, you are on the list!

We have one hell of a list going!!

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By *ustbarryMan
over a year ago

Litherland

Can you put me down please after this weekend of work I will need in lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vicky

Can you add me please, car is back on the road.

Thanks

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP   Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Unfortunately Strawberry500 can't make it Vicky xxx

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

Could you add me and Richardaj please? X

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"Could you add me and Richardaj please? X"

Yep great to hear you're coming along xx

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP   Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

can you add a long term friend of mine and a MM newbie - lpooldave as a possibility please? thanks xx

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By *uagga79Man
over a year ago

.

Unfortunately work commitments have changed and I can't make it. Gutted to have to miss it however I wouldn't want my place going unused.

Sorry again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be added please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be added to the list please

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By *oolsgold1255Man
over a year ago

north west

Hi

can you add me my milf monday minx look forward too seeing you there its Chris we met at A&E

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Good to see we have more guys coming now!! lol xx

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

Think I'll bring my wax kit and bag of toys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I'll bring my wax kit and bag of toys. "

Looks like the dungeon will be getting well used then

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Think I'll bring my wax kit and bag of toys.

Looks like the dungeon will be getting well used then "

Hopefully. Some of the MILFs keep asking me to bring kit so if they fancy a dabble or to watch, they can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I'll bring my wax kit and bag of toys.

Looks like the dungeon will be getting well used then

Hopefully. Some of the MILFs keep asking me to bring kit so if they fancy a dabble or to watch, they can. "

It would be rude not to

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Think I'll bring my wax kit and bag of toys.

Looks like the dungeon will be getting well used then

Hopefully. Some of the MILFs keep asking me to bring kit so if they fancy a dabble or to watch, they can.

It would be rude not to "

Will be doing it early doors like. Then will retreat to the usual location for hours of cooking and splashing.

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By *rislanderMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I be put on as a maybe please? Won't actually know until Monday morning

Maybe sunday night at earliest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I'll bring my wax kit and bag of toys.

Looks like the dungeon will be getting well used then

Hopefully. Some of the MILFs keep asking me to bring kit so if they fancy a dabble or to watch, they can.

It would be rude not to

Will be doing it early doors like. Then will retreat to the usual location for hours of cooking and splashing. "

I'm sure that I'll bump into you more than once whilst cooking and splashing

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP   Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Think I'll bring my wax kit and bag of toys.

Looks like the dungeon will be getting well used then

Hopefully. Some of the MILFs keep asking me to bring kit so if they fancy a dabble or to watch, they can. "

Ooooo I'll be interested in watching!! Good idea chick xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the acclaimed attendees need a lesson in manners and etiquette from the messages I've been getting!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the acclaimed attendees need a lesson in manners and etiquette from the messages I've been getting!!!"

I can image. It's why I have stopped appearing on the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the acclaimed attendees need a lesson in manners and etiquette from the messages I've been getting!!!

I can image. It's why I have stopped appearing on the list "

Yeah, one lad of 25 is gonna "make a show of me" there and tell me what a "snotty bitch" I am for not sending him a face pic in response to his message saying simply "Face pic??". Charmed, I'm sure. And they think we want to have sex with fuckin idiots like this?? I'd rather have my toenails extracted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey, no excuse for bad manners. I always like a face pic on a profile some of them don't get it! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha while I'm on, my top tips for gentlemen attending milf mon would be that the women attending are likely to respond well to guys who are clean and fresh smelling, polite, interested in "giving" not just "receiving" and who's opening line isn't "do I get a go of you then??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the acclaimed attendees need a lesson in manners and etiquette from the messages I've been getting!!!

I can image. It's why I have stopped appearing on the list

Yeah, one lad of 25 is gonna "make a show of me" there and tell me what a "snotty bitch" I am for not sending him a face pic in response to his message saying simply "Face pic??". Charmed, I'm sure. And they think we want to have sex with fuckin idiots like this?? I'd rather have my toenails extracted. "

Forward any messages you get like that to TownhouseTwosome on here, I'm sure Vicky would be only too pleased to explain how manners are needed on here as well as at the club!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha while I'm on, my top tips for gentlemen attending milf mon would be that the women attending are likely to respond well to guys who are clean and fresh smelling, polite, interested in "giving" not just "receiving" and who's opening line isn't "do I get a go of you then??" "

I've found 'Seeing as you're here, you must be up for it' works well for me. Though I do quite like all the slaps and knees in the balls that I get

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"Some of the acclaimed attendees need a lesson in manners and etiquette from the messages I've been getting!!!

I can image. It's why I have stopped appearing on the list

Yeah, one lad of 25 is gonna "make a show of me" there and tell me what a "snotty bitch" I am for not sending him a face pic in response to his message saying simply "Face pic??". Charmed, I'm sure. And they think we want to have sex with fuckin idiots like this?? I'd rather have my toenails extracted.

Forward any messages you get like that to TownhouseTwosome on here, I'm sure Vicky would be only too pleased to explain how manners are needed on here as well as at the club! "

Thank you for sharing the details of this charmer!!! He will not step foot in our club. If he can't speak to people with respect in messaging, then I doubt his manners once in the club.

Guys...how many times do I have to remind you, us girls talk!!!! You act like a prick to one lady and we ALL get to know!! To the guy who sent the latest 'snotty sarcastic bitch' message, your name will probably now be shared with all of the ladies in the area..not by me, may I add, that would be unprofessional but other ladies don't have a club to represent! lol There are some right dickheads on here sometimes...grow up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vic you're my hero. (And not just for wing walking!!!)

Seriously, this is why milf Monday at townhouse works. Because the management have women's best interests at heart.

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"Vic you're my hero. (And not just for wing walking!!!)

Seriously, this is why milf Monday at townhouse works. Because the management have women's best interests at heart. "

Seeing as you bring it up...yes I'm wing walking for charity guys on the 8th June.. super excited and a little bit crazy! hehe

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By *irty filthy milfWoman
over a year ago

somewhere only i know!


"Some of the acclaimed attendees need a lesson in manners and etiquette from the messages I've been getting!!!

I can image. It's why I have stopped appearing on the list

Yeah, one lad of 25 is gonna "make a show of me" there and tell me what a "snotty bitch" I am for not sending him a face pic in response to his message saying simply "Face pic??". Charmed, I'm sure. And they think we want to have sex with fuckin idiots like this?? I'd rather have my toenails extracted.

Forward any messages you get like that to TownhouseTwosome on here, I'm sure Vicky would be only too pleased to explain how manners are needed on here as well as at the club!

Thank you for sharing the details of this charmer!!! He will not step foot in our club. If he can't speak to people with respect in messaging, then I doubt his manners once in the club.

Guys...how many times do I have to remind you, us girls talk!!!! You act like a prick to one lady and we ALL get to know!! To the guy who sent the latest 'snotty sarcastic bitch' message, your name will probably now be shared with all of the ladies in the area..not by me, may I add, that would be unprofessional but other ladies don't have a club to represent! lol There are some right dickheads on here sometimes...grow up! "

Couldn't have put it better myself Vic, I'm looking forward to wankers day out tomorrow, Sunday's are always the most abusive day of the week lol

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Some of the acclaimed attendees need a lesson in manners and etiquette from the messages I've been getting!!!

I can image. It's why I have stopped appearing on the list

Yeah, one lad of 25 is gonna "make a show of me" there and tell me what a "snotty bitch" I am for not sending him a face pic in response to his message saying simply "Face pic??". Charmed, I'm sure. And they think we want to have sex with fuckin idiots like this?? I'd rather have my toenails extracted.

Forward any messages you get like that to TownhouseTwosome on here, I'm sure Vicky would be only too pleased to explain how manners are needed on here as well as at the club!

Thank you for sharing the details of this charmer!!! He will not step foot in our club. If he can't speak to people with respect in messaging, then I doubt his manners once in the club.

Guys...how many times do I have to remind you, us girls talk!!!! You act like a prick to one lady and we ALL get to know!! To the guy who sent the latest 'snotty sarcastic bitch' message, your name will probably now be shared with all of the ladies in the area..not by me, may I add, that would be unprofessional but other ladies don't have a club to represent! lol There are some right dickheads on here sometimes...grow up!

Couldn't have put it better myself Vic, I'm looking forward to wankers day out tomorrow, Sunday's are always the most abusive day of the week lol"

I've long since blocked men from contacting me on here! X see you guys Mon. I'm attending my 3rd milf mon..... alone!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the acclaimed attendees need a lesson in manners and etiquette from the messages I've been getting!!!

I can image. It's why I have stopped appearing on the list

Yeah, one lad of 25 is gonna "make a show of me" there and tell me what a "snotty bitch" I am for not sending him a face pic in response to his message saying simply "Face pic??". Charmed, I'm sure. And they think we want to have sex with fuckin idiots like this?? I'd rather have my toenails extracted.

Forward any messages you get like that to TownhouseTwosome on here, I'm sure Vicky would be only too pleased to explain how manners are needed on here as well as at the club!

Thank you for sharing the details of this charmer!!! He will not step foot in our club. If he can't speak to people with respect in messaging, then I doubt his manners once in the club.

Guys...how many times do I have to remind you, us girls talk!!!! You act like a prick to one lady and we ALL get to know!! To the guy who sent the latest 'snotty sarcastic bitch' message, your name will probably now be shared with all of the ladies in the area..not by me, may I add, that would be unprofessional but other ladies don't have a club to represent! lol There are some right dickheads on here sometimes...grow up!

Couldn't have put it better myself Vic, I'm looking forward to wankers day out tomorrow, Sunday's are always the most abusive day of the week lol

I've long since blocked men from contacting me on here! X see you guys Mon. I'm attending my 3rd milf mon..... alone!!! X "

I'll make sure that I say hello on Monday, it's been too long

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Some of the acclaimed attendees need a lesson in manners and etiquette from the messages I've been getting!!!

I can image. It's why I have stopped appearing on the list

Yeah, one lad of 25 is gonna "make a show of me" there and tell me what a "snotty bitch" I am for not sending him a face pic in response to his message saying simply "Face pic??". Charmed, I'm sure. And they think we want to have sex with fuckin idiots like this?? I'd rather have my toenails extracted.

Forward any messages you get like that to TownhouseTwosome on here, I'm sure Vicky would be only too pleased to explain how manners are needed on here as well as at the club!

Thank you for sharing the details of this charmer!!! He will not step foot in our club. If he can't speak to people with respect in messaging, then I doubt his manners once in the club.

Guys...how many times do I have to remind you, us girls talk!!!! You act like a prick to one lady and we ALL get to know!! To the guy who sent the latest 'snotty sarcastic bitch' message, your name will probably now be shared with all of the ladies in the area..not by me, may I add, that would be unprofessional but other ladies don't have a club to represent! lol There are some right dickheads on here sometimes...grow up!

Couldn't have put it better myself Vic, I'm looking forward to wankers day out tomorrow, Sunday's are always the most abusive day of the week lol

I've long since blocked men from contacting me on here! X see you guys Mon. I'm attending my 3rd milf mon..... alone!!! X

I'll make sure that I say hello on Monday, it's been too long "

You'd better Mr Widnes x your friendly face is always welcomed x

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Here is the latest list!!! Wow!

Single Females and Couples

Andrew and Cathy

Bukkake Princess

Ever_ready

Halo751

Issy2016

JessJazz

Lexi2

Lucky78

MilfMondayMinx

Nikki xx

PeachPerfection

RedLipstick

ScarletTease

Sub_ilac and richardaj

TillyTitsville

Vicki and Jamie

Wittowoo

Plus 1 private

************************

Single guys

69Always

Adamski15

Andrew W

Belmorden

BigChezz

BigTongue40

Cockthrobbin99

Crawf91

Dirtydan77

Flashman991

Foolsgold1255

Fran37

Gary M

Hottie1982

HushCrush

Hymfan

Jack W

Jonathon14

Justbarry

LeeWidnes

LongandTall

Lpooldave

LpoolGuy69

Mr69x

MysteriousMarvin

Neil B3810

Olderguy4u

Owlsman99

Patrick B3819

Paul C

Paul D

Paulste124

Peter B

PistolPete1

PlatinumFox

Raino85

Scouse_2014

Scouselad58

Tattoofan89

The_Cockness_Monster

Trislander

Upforfun1987

YoungSwinger8

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Here is the latest list!!! Wow!

Single Females and Couples

Andrew and Cathy

Bukkake Princess

Ever_ready

Halo751

Issy2016

JessJazz

Lexi2

Lucky78

MilfMondayMinx

Nikki xx

PeachPerfection

RedLipstick

ScarletTease

Sub_ilac and richardaj

TillyTitsville

Vicki and Jamie

Wittowoo

Plus 1 private

************************

Single guys

69Always

Adamski15

Andrew W

Belmorden

BigChezz

BigTongue40

Cockthrobbin99

Crawf91

Dirtydan77

Flashman991

Foolsgold1255

Fran37

Gary M

Hottie1982

HushCrush

Hymfan

Jack W

Jonathon14

Justbarry

LeeWidnes

LongandTall

Lpooldave

LpoolGuy69

Mr69x

MysteriousMarvin

Neil B3810

Olderguy4u

Owlsman99

Patrick B3819

Paul C

Paul D

Paulste124

Peter B

PistolPete1

PlatinumFox

Raino85

Scouse_2014

Scouselad58

Tattoofan89

The_Cockness_Monster

Trislander

Upforfun1987

YoungSwinger8

"

Am I the only one trying to exclude the knobhead that annoyed Mrs Robinson? Personal messages will be prioritised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was it

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

I'm not allowed to name and shame on a public forum sorry, against Fab rules x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I'll bring my wax kit and bag of toys. "
ohhhhh i so want to try wax play.. me me me please

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By *uagga79Man
over a year ago

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Just seems to be endemic of the numbskull brigade on here. I've been lucky enough to go to a few MMs and even luckier to play whilst there. As Minxy would attest to, I was nervous as hell and to a certain degree I still am however the great thing about the day is its easy to feel at ease once in the club.

Unless something's been prearranged, to go expecting playtime just cos they happen to be there?? I'm just not wired that way and whilst it may come across as lacking confidence, its a fine line between confidence and arrogance.

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Think I'll bring my wax kit and bag of toys. ohhhhh i so want to try wax play.. me me me please "

Hey! Yeah sure, see you Monday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to my first ever club visit tomorrow. ..lots of gorgeous sexy people on the list...come and say hi peeps. ..I'm the shy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking forward to my first ever club visit tomorrow. ..lots of gorgeous sexy people on the list...come and say hi peeps. ..I'm the shy one "

You won't be shy for long in Townhouse, it's such a friendly place

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Looking forward to my first ever club visit tomorrow. ..lots of gorgeous sexy people on the list...come and say hi peeps. ..I'm the shy one "

You'll have loads of fun. You've picked a great club and a great event for your first one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks love....fingers crossed

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"Thanks love....fingers crossed "

We look after our ladies...well actually we look after everyone, but our ladies always feel safe at our events, that's why we get so many fems turning up consistently at each event. Really, you won't feel new for long, I promise.

Look forward to welcoming you in; I will be your glamorous hostess on the desk for the day, so I will see you on arrival and I will ask someone to show you around.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to it....and becoming a regular face! Xxx

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

The weather is going to be glorious tomorrow, so if you fancy a sunbathe or some outdoor fun, don't forget our outdoor area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The weather is going to be glorious tomorrow, so if you fancy a sunbathe or some outdoor fun, don't forget our outdoor area "

Mmmmmmmm fingers crossed the sunshine lasts then

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Thanks love....fingers crossed

We look after our ladies...well actually we look after everyone, but our ladies always feel safe at our events, that's why we get so many fems turning up consistently at each event. Really, you won't feel new for long, I promise.

Look forward to welcoming you in; I will be your glamorous hostess on the desk for the day, so I will see you on arrival and I will ask someone to show you around.

xxx "

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"The weather is going to be glorious tomorrow, so if you fancy a sunbathe or some outdoor fun, don't forget our outdoor area

Mmmmmmmm fingers crossed the sunshine lasts then "

Weather reports are saying 24 degrees!!

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"The weather is going to be glorious tomorrow, so if you fancy a sunbathe or some outdoor fun, don't forget our outdoor area

Mmmmmmmm fingers crossed the sunshine lasts then

Weather reports are saying 24 degrees!! "

Where/what is the outdoor area squirrel? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The weather is going to be glorious tomorrow, so if you fancy a sunbathe or some outdoor fun, don't forget our outdoor area

Mmmmmmmm fingers crossed the sunshine lasts then

Weather reports are saying 24 degrees!!

Where/what is the outdoor area squirrel? X"

Smoking area out past the hot tub etc. Can get very hot and steamy when the weather is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The weather is going to be glorious tomorrow, so if you fancy a sunbathe or some outdoor fun, don't forget our outdoor area

Mmmmmmmm fingers crossed the sunshine lasts then

Weather reports are saying 24 degrees!! "

I hope they've got it right, though I'm not a great one for stripping off in the sun

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Adding

GenuineLad321

Matchester

Billy151

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you take me off the list please

I can only make it for an hour

Damn work !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry cant make it tomorrow morning. Have fun and will look out for the nest event x

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP   Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Sorry cant make it tomorrow morning. Have fun and will look out for the nest event x "

the next one is my birthday party on 6th June! Hope you can make it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm new to that I wld love to watch n maybe just maybe hav a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm new to that I wld love to watch n maybe just maybe hav a go "

You don't have to do anything you don't want to do. You can just have a drink and a chat downstairs, you can have a wander and just watch what's going on or join in if you want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I meant the wax play n stuff lol. Iv bin a couple of times to townhouse . But thanku for putting me at ease x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I meant the wax play n stuff lol. Iv bin a couple of times to townhouse . But thanku for putting me at ease x"

Same with wax play, that only happens downstairs in the dungeon but as long as you're quiet there's normally no problem in watching and if you do fancy trying it I'm sure that wouldn't be a problem either x

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Sorry I meant the wax play n stuff lol. Iv bin a couple of times to townhouse . But thanku for putting me at ease x"

Sure, you're more than welcome to try wax play or watch if I can find a willing victim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very sorry but I'm highly unlikely to make it tomorrow now! Mother Nature has decided to pay an early visit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I meant the wax play n stuff lol. Iv bin a couple of times to townhouse . But thanku for putting me at ease x

Sure, you're more than welcome to try wax play or watch if I can find a willing victim. "

Fingers crossed you can find a few willing victims

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Very sorry but I'm highly unlikely to make it tomorrow now! Mother Nature has decided to pay an early visit!

"

Noooo! I need you! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very sorry but I'm highly unlikely to make it tomorrow now! Mother Nature has decided to pay an early visit!

Noooo! I need you! X"

I know! Was soooo looking forward to it! Gutted!

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP   Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Lpooldave sends his apologies, he can't make it now sorry xx

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By *ero78Man
over a year ago

Liverpool / London

Not sure if this is now closed for single males, but if not can I put my name down please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi if possible could I add my name for tomorrow. If not for the next one

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Sorry the list is closed for guys now xx

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By *r69xMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Unfortunately I've got to drop out, problems in work this morning

Have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afraid I'm definitely out for today! Mother Nature is a bitch at times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any room left?

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By *methyst01Man
over a year ago

Ealing Common

Is there no space left or can we still get on based on the guys who can no longer make it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but can't get there problems with my car x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. Can you add my name please?

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

No sorry. As 2 females have dropped out, this changes our ratio x

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

Thank you for today. Was lush sat outside with lolly-ices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another absolutely brilliant MILF Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great to catch up with some great people, oh and Lee!! Haha!! Apologies to everybody for my nude sunbathing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great to catch up with some great people, oh and Lee!! Haha!! Apologies to everybody for my nude sunbathing!! "

You need to do some major apologising for that nude sunbathing

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP   Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Thankyou to everyone who came was great to see you all! Next one is 6th June, my Birthday Party! Keep the date free please! xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great to catch up with some great people, oh and Lee!! Haha!! Apologies to everybody for my nude sunbathing!!

You need to do some major apologising for that nude sunbathing "

I noticed I managed to pretty much clear the area each time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great to catch up with some great people, oh and Lee!! Haha!! Apologies to everybody for my nude sunbathing!!

You need to do some major apologising for that nude sunbathing

I noticed I managed to pretty much clear the area each time!! "

That you did, you may of noticed that I wasn't out there anywhere near as often as normal today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I noticed I managed to pretty much clear the area each time!!

That you did, you may of noticed that I wasn't out there anywhere near as often as normal today "

As if! If anything I thought you were out there more than ever!!

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"Great to catch up with some great people, oh and Lee!! Haha!! Apologies to everybody for my nude sunbathing!! "

No need to apologise MrM although you really should protect your assets by applying sunscreen; there are plenty of ladies who would oblige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely loved my first ever visit today....won't be my last. Thanks for making me feel sooooooooo welcome xxx

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By *icurkevMan
over a year ago

Barking

Hi everyone, can I be added to the guest list please? Many thanks in advance

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By *esterLilacCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Hi everyone, can I be added to the guest list please? Many thanks in advance "

Wrong thread. The milf Monday that’s happening today has a current thread and a reserve list in place for single guys.

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