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"Afternoon and evening for me. With regards to party bags, condoms, lube, and wipes. Just trying to round up my waifs and strays now." I was looking at Jelly Babies and Haribos rather than lube and condoms. | |||
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"Ooh checkin in... 3 weeks... That's 9 more gym workouts, 6 sunbeds, one hair cut, one manicure and acrylics, one paint of my toenails, and one case to pack. Oh and I nedd a handbag and jewellery.. Hmmm... " Gosh, it's tiring just reading that lot. | |||
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"I'm hoping to get there Lickety, so if you can add our couples profile please ~ Twin Peaks" Great - will do. | |||
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"Just found the cutest pearl necklace with a cherry pendant on it and matching earrings. That's the jewellert sorted *Insert pearl necklace joke here*" I'm way ahead of you. I sniggered when I typed it.. | |||
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"Waif checking in, no rounding up needed" Just need the other one now! | |||
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"Just found the cutest pearl necklace with a cherry pendant on it and matching earrings. That's the jewellert sorted *Insert pearl necklace joke here* I'm way ahead of you. I sniggered when I typed it.. " No one can even mention one again, its ruined now. In the future it will have to be known as mollusc irritant neck attire | |||
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"Afternoon and evening for me. With regards to party bags, condoms, lube, and wipes. Just trying to round up my waifs and strays now. I was looking at Jelly Babies and Haribos rather than lube and condoms. " A party bag has to have a balloon in | |||
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"Pearl necklace...shoes....bra...lacy knickers....more shoes....gloves....oh and not forgetting ...sparkles!!!! I am nowhere ready for this. I think i will be the rockabilly chick trying to emulate a 50s look with Mary Janes (cos thats all i could find to fit my shoe size) white socks (school girl type)....twirly.....very twirly skirt..and some kind of top! Invite me for a dance and i will show you my moves " Just not sure about my jewellery have quite a bit of vintage stuff, just not sure what will go with my dress | |||
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"Can you take me off the list. Can't make it. " That's a shame - I know many were looking forward to meeting you. | |||
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"Yoo hoo! Stray checking in! I'll be there for the barbie (as long as Bambi and I don't get lost... Or distracted...) and back for the evening. Then driving off with Wyrd and a poor defenceless man the next day! " I'm scared, I'll be all alone in a car with two beautiful ladies... | |||
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"Yoo hoo! Stray checking in! I'll be there for the barbie (as long as Bambi and I don't get lost... Or distracted...) and back for the evening. Then driving off with Wyrd and a poor defenceless man the next day! I'm scared, I'll be all alone in a car with two beautiful ladies... " Dont be scared....be very scared | |||
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"Pearl necklace...shoes....bra...lacy knickers....more shoes....gloves....oh and not forgetting ...sparkles!!!! I am nowhere ready for this. I think i will be the rockabilly chick trying to emulate a 50s look with Mary Janes (cos thats all i could find to fit my shoe size) white socks (school girl type)....twirly.....very twirly skirt..and some kind of top! Invite me for a dance and i will show you my moves Just not sure about my jewellery have quite a bit of vintage stuff, just not sure what will go with my dress " I am tempted to leave the jewellery out. I keep losing stuff in clubs....too much activity | |||
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"Can you take me off the list. Can't make it. " | |||
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"Pearl necklace...shoes....bra...lacy knickers....more shoes....gloves....oh and not forgetting ...sparkles!!!! I am nowhere ready for this. I think i will be the rockabilly chick trying to emulate a 50s look with Mary Janes (cos thats all i could find to fit my shoe size) white socks (school girl type)....twirly.....very twirly skirt..and some kind of top! Invite me for a dance and i will show you my moves Just not sure about my jewellery have quite a bit of vintage stuff, just not sure what will go with my dress I am tempted to leave the jewellery out. I keep losing stuff in clubs....too much activity " That's what I'm worried about, looking forward to finally meeting you x | |||
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"Pearl necklace...shoes....bra...lacy knickers....more shoes....gloves....oh and not forgetting ...sparkles!!!! I am nowhere ready for this. I think i will be the rockabilly chick trying to emulate a 50s look with Mary Janes (cos thats all i could find to fit my shoe size) white socks (school girl type)....twirly.....very twirly skirt..and some kind of top! Invite me for a dance and i will show you my moves Just not sure about my jewellery have quite a bit of vintage stuff, just not sure what will go with my dress I am tempted to leave the jewellery out. I keep losing stuff in clubs....too much activity That's what I'm worried about, looking forward to finally meeting you x " That's why ive bought a cheap necklace and earring set for £10! Don't care much if that gets lost x | |||
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"Anyone booked a hotel room, but now not able to attend? " Contact the guy above that's dropped out, or maybe the club? If you look on the previous thread someone said they'd swapped so their room was going spare... | |||
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"Anyone booked a hotel room, but now not able to attend? Contact the guy above that's dropped out, or maybe the club? If you look on the previous thread someone said they'd swapped so their room was going spare..." I think it was one of the people who's travelling with Christos | |||
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"Anyone booked a hotel room, but now not able to attend? " If the worst comes to the worst I will find room for you. I owe you a room anyway. | |||
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"Anyone booked a hotel room, but now not able to attend? Contact the guy above that's dropped out, or maybe the club? If you look on the previous thread someone said they'd swapped so their room was going spare... I think it was one of the people who's travelling with Christos" No, just had a check and we're all still coming..... | |||
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"Mimieux had a room spare." I think that was before we became a four..... She's out at the moment.....I'll ask her and get her to clarify by end of play today.... | |||
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"So might there be anyone that has a suitable gents costume, but are no longer attending? " Get one of your minions to run up a sample for you to test the market. | |||
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"One off not to be missed offer ................................................ I will trade two (yes two!) Tuc Sandwich biscuits, for a lift for two, from the PI to the afternoon BBQ. Be quick though, I can't hold a deal like this open for very long " You two can come in my new car. You may need to help unload Prosecco. | |||
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"One off not to be missed offer ................................................ I will trade two (yes two!) Tuc Sandwich biscuits, for a lift for two, from the PI to the afternoon BBQ. Be quick though, I can't hold a deal like this open for very long You two can come in my new car. You may need to help unload Prosecco. " Thank you. I may not be able to unload all of it though, I only have a little belly | |||
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"One off not to be missed offer ................................................ I will trade two (yes two!) Tuc Sandwich biscuits, for a lift for two, from the PI to the afternoon BBQ. Be quick though, I can't hold a deal like this open for very long You two can come in my new car. You may need to help unload Prosecco. Thank you. I may not be able to unload all of it though, I only have a little belly" greedy old goat | |||
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"One off not to be missed offer ................................................ I will trade two (yes two!) Tuc Sandwich biscuits, for a lift for two, from the PI to the afternoon BBQ. Be quick though, I can't hold a deal like this open for very long You two can come in my new car. You may need to help unload Prosecco. Thank you. I may not be able to unload all of it though, I only have a little belly greedy old goat " It's an imaginary goat | |||
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"One off not to be missed offer ................................................ I will trade two (yes two!) Tuc Sandwich biscuits, for a lift for two, from the PI to the afternoon BBQ. Be quick though, I can't hold a deal like this open for very long You two can come in my new car. You may need to help unload Prosecco. Thank you. I may not be able to unload all of it though, I only have a little belly greedy old goat It's an imaginary goat " He speaks very highly (ish) of you | |||
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"One off not to be missed offer ................................................ I will trade two (yes two!) Tuc Sandwich biscuits, for a lift for two, from the PI to the afternoon BBQ. Be quick though, I can't hold a deal like this open for very long You two can come in my new car. You may need to help unload Prosecco. Thank you. I may not be able to unload all of it though, I only have a little belly greedy old goat It's an imaginary goat " Ryan are you imaginary? I'll be have words with Arthur making you up | |||
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"One off not to be missed offer ................................................ I will trade two (yes two!) Tuc Sandwich biscuits, for a lift for two, from the PI to the afternoon BBQ. Be quick though, I can't hold a deal like this open for very long You two can come in my new car. You may need to help unload Prosecco. Thank you. I may not be able to unload all of it though, I only have a little belly greedy old goat It's an imaginary goat Ryan are you imaginary? I'll be have words with Arthur making you up " Yes I sneak into people's dreams | |||
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"One off not to be missed offer ................................................ I will trade two (yes two!) Tuc Sandwich biscuits, for a lift for two, from the PI to the afternoon BBQ. Be quick though, I can't hold a deal like this open for very long You two can come in my new car. You may need to help unload Prosecco. Thank you. I may not be able to unload all of it though, I only have a little belly greedy old goat It's an imaginary goat Ryan are you imaginary? I'll be have words with Arthur making you up Yes I sneak into people's dreams " Oil based dreams | |||
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"One off not to be missed offer ................................................ I will trade two (yes two!) Tuc Sandwich biscuits, for a lift for two, from the PI to the afternoon BBQ. Be quick though, I can't hold a deal like this open for very long You two can come in my new car. You may need to help unload Prosecco. Thank you. I may not be able to unload all of it though, I only have a little belly greedy old goat It's an imaginary goat Ryan are you imaginary? I'll be have words with Arthur making you up Yes I sneak into people's dreams Oil based dreams " Hey it's better than nightmares! | |||
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"Ryan you had better come and say hi to me... " Sure. Be at the burger bar | |||
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"Ryan you had better come and say hi to me... Sure. Be at the burger bar " There's only one burger you will be eating | |||
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"Ryan you had better come and say hi to me... Sure. Be at the burger bar There's only one burger you will be eating " Bloody right Maverick and it will have a gherkin on it | |||
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"I plan to be there in the afternoon.. I like sausages (welldone) not keen on burgers.. " I may be able to assist there Always happy to help | |||
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"Ryan you had better come and say hi to me... Sure. Be at the burger bar There's only one burger you will be eating Bloody right Maverick and it will have a gherkin on it " You can have whatever you like. I'm a hog dog girl. With mustard. I like a bit of heat with my meat | |||
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"I plan to be there in the afternoon.. I like sausages (welldone) not keen on burgers.. I may be able to assist there Always happy to help " Grins... I will bring chilli sauce | |||
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"I'm struggling to make it over in time, I can't make the BBQ for definite, sadly " I hope you are able to make it later. | |||
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"I'm struggling to make it over in time, I can't make the BBQ for definite, sadly " Get your arse in gear! | |||
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"I'm struggling to make it over in time, I can't make the BBQ for definite, sadly I hope you are able to make it later. " me too | |||
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"I'm struggling to make it over in time, I can't make the BBQ for definite, sadly I hope you are able to make it later. " Ditto. We had a dance promised. | |||
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"Did anyone hear from pops before he went UNLOS? I hope he's still coming I never got to meet him elsewhere x " No, he just went. I don't know if he's coming or not. I'm not sure if he kept my number and I didn't take his. | |||
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"Looking forward to meeting you two re: rope work " looking forward to meeting you re: candle work .. (note to self must buy candles) | |||
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" We're into double figures on the thread counter now and we're 22 days away from my birthday party at Jaydee's. The theme is 1950s and the list is already awesome. However, there's always room for more lovely people. The club prices are: £31 single men £21 couples £10 women Please look at the club listing for details of how to get there. It's on the first page of the club website, giving full directions with co-ordinates but no postcode. It's bring a bottle as there is no bar licence there but there will be a buffet and dancing. I will be supplying lots of bubbly Prosecco and some Bacardi to get things started. I'll probably sort out a cake too (you've got to have cake at a birthday party). Local hotels are filling with Fab people so pick one and get yourself settled in. The club will open for us to meet up in the afternoon at about 2pm before we return to our hotels to turn ourselves into all manner of 1950s gorgeousness. There will be burgers, hotdogs and salads. So please state if you are coming in the afternoon. Jeans are allowed but I am asking you to be James Dean if you're wearing them. No trainers and look edible. This is the list as I have it. 3fun (m) A Fantasy (w) Ahabs and TattooedHB (cpl) Breakfast-Can-Wait (w) Chequeredkinkcouple (cpl) Chesterduke (m) christos79 and Mimieux (cpl) Cinnamon (w) classy laydee and Chipahoy (or ClassyChip) (cpl) Clinton and Lewinsky (cpl) crystal wheels (cpl) DangerouslyCurvyX (w) dessi (cpl) Eric-Morales (m) Evie!! and letsbe (cpl) Fire-Blade (m) Flossy and J ( cpl) foxy-blonde-vixen (w) foxy_fliss (w) Frenchbambi x (w) Fruitloop86 (w) GemmaJay Glitterbabe + 1 (cpl) goldi1987 (w) goodboy231 (m) GossipgirlXOXO and SextSingleStud (cpl) happinesswill (m) HarryJ and HeR (cpl) Hotdarkchoc (m) InsalubriousM + 1 (cpl) James8inch (m) Jasonx100 (m) JimiUK (m) Joeyleicester (m) Juicyass92 (w) Just V (w) L&L (cpl) Lascivious Lovers (cpl) liddy28 (cpl) Logistical Nightmares (cpl) Lone-Wolf (m) Mav1970 (m) Meet the Fockers (cpl) mewithhimwatching (cpl) MissBehaving (w) Miss Cariadus (w) MissMaverick (w) MrMan69 (m) MySexIsOnFire (m) Mysteriousguy (m) naught_man83 (m) Nipper1965 (m) no_new_winks (m) NoirPleasure (w) NotForSofties (w) Obi-Fox (cpl) Perano (m) Playersdelight (cpl) popeye89 (m) Purehoneypot (cpl) Purring Pussy (w) Redhead78 (w) Rich792000 (m) Rude Dude (m) Ryan and Tease and Temptation (and a goat) (cpl) Sand140 (cpl) Sam990 (m) Sassy Starfish (w) Seduced (w) SE Herts Lass (w) Shel_and_Pauly (cpl) Shybloke67 (m) Southbuckscpl (cpl) Southlincscpl (cpl) Spank1000 (m) Spicyspiregirl (cpl) Squirtmaster (cpl) Steed99 (m) Tactile Technician + 1 (cpl) Tallman_c (m) Tempting Devil (w) TheBirminghamWeekend (m) The butt is back! (w) Tina Titz (TV) Topsy Rogers (w) TravP (m) Troy9 & Josee (cpl) View (m) Wyrdwoman (w) TOTALS: w = 26 m = 32 cpl =30 Please confirm whether you are still attending and also indicate if you are coming to the barbecue so that we know how many to cater for. The list is open until midday on Friday, 8th May. Now I'm off to contemplate whether I can provide party bags - what goes into one for a swingers party? " I'm still attending and I'll be there for the bbq please! Name changed - prev The Butt is Back! Xx | |||
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"Had a chat with Pops...he is ok just taking a break. Please keep his name on the list as he might pop in to say hello to everyone x" Tell him he bloomin well better do!! | |||
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"Had a chat with Pops...he is ok just taking a break. Please keep his name on the list as he might pop in to say hello to everyone x Tell him he bloomin well better do!! " He's been told sweetie | |||
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"Dress arrived. It fits! Now I just have to work out if it needs a petticoat." I got my petticoat off ebay for a tenner. The little shop near me was charging £30! That's more than I paid for the dress | |||
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"Dress arrived. It fits! Now I just have to work out if it needs a petticoat. I got my petticoat off ebay for a tenner. The little shop near me was charging £30! That's more than I paid for the dress " I'm just not sure its a dress than needs a petticoat though. | |||
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"Dress arrived. It fits! Now I just have to work out if it needs a petticoat. I got my petticoat off ebay for a tenner. The little shop near me was charging £30! That's more than I paid for the dress I'm just not sure its a dress than needs a petticoat though." Ah I see what you mean. I wasn't gonna have one for £30 even though it looks much better with but it's a proper swingy dress. X | |||
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"Can you take me off the list please, unfortunately can't make it anymore. " Noooooo | |||
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"Can you take me off the list please, unfortunately can't make it anymore. " I'm sorry to hear that. | |||
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"I'm really liking the list. " It don't mean a thing if they ain't got that swing. Doo wap doo wap doo wap. I'm sure many will turn up and many won't. I'll be there if I'm still alive. | |||
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"I'm really liking the list. It don't mean a thing if they ain't got that swing. Doo wap doo wap doo wap. I'm sure many will turn up and many won't. I'll be there if I'm still alive. " I'll be there if I have to walk. | |||
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"I'm really liking the list. It don't mean a thing if they ain't got that swing. Doo wap doo wap doo wap. I'm sure many will turn up and many won't. I'll be there if I'm still alive. I'll be there if I have to walk. " I will be there .... If I can find the place. | |||
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"Ooh checkin in... 3 weeks... That's 9 more gym workouts, 6 sunbeds, one hair cut, one manicure and acrylics, one paint of my toenails, and one case to pack. Oh and I nedd a handbag and jewellery.. Hmmm... " . Ha ha. No need to go to all that effort for me. | |||
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"So might there be anyone that has a suitable gents costume, but are no longer attending? " I'm attending, but I found that a gents costume, unless you want to do something OTT for a 50s event is quite easy to do, especially since 50sish stuff is quite current. I have a short sleeved shirt with rolled up sleeves, thin tie, drainpipe trousers and shoes (I am yet undecided as to whether to wear white socks and roll my trousers up a bit...) I am definitely staying in the Holiday Inn and can on;t make the evening do...happy to share lifts/a cab with whoever... | |||
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"So might there be anyone that has a suitable gents costume, but are no longer attending? I'm attending, but I found that a gents costume, unless you want to do something OTT for a 50s event is quite easy to do, especially since 50sish stuff is quite current. I have a short sleeved shirt with rolled up sleeves, thin tie, drainpipe trousers and shoes (I am yet undecided as to whether to wear white socks and roll my trousers up a bit...) I am definitely staying in the Holiday Inn and can on;t make the evening do...happy to share lifts/a cab with whoever..." Can you get those thighs in drainpipes?? | |||
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"So might there be anyone that has a suitable gents costume, but are no longer attending? I'm attending, but I found that a gents costume, unless you want to do something OTT for a 50s event is quite easy to do, especially since 50sish stuff is quite current. I have a short sleeved shirt with rolled up sleeves, thin tie, drainpipe trousers and shoes (I am yet undecided as to whether to wear white socks and roll my trousers up a bit...) I am definitely staying in the Holiday Inn and can on;t make the evening do...happy to share lifts/a cab with whoever... Can you get those thighs in drainpipes?? " Hahaha....Just about. I can't wait skinny fit anything though, my trousers claim to be regular fit, but they are tight on me.... | |||
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"So might there be anyone that has a suitable gents costume, but are no longer attending? I'm attending, but I found that a gents costume, unless you want to do something OTT for a 50s event is quite easy to do, especially since 50sish stuff is quite current. I have a short sleeved shirt with rolled up sleeves, thin tie, drainpipe trousers and shoes (I am yet undecided as to whether to wear white socks and roll my trousers up a bit...) I am definitely staying in the Holiday Inn and can on;t make the evening do...happy to share lifts/a cab with whoever..." Yay you're coming, brilliant!! | |||
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"So might there be anyone that has a suitable gents costume, but are no longer attending? I'm attending, but I found that a gents costume, unless you want to do something OTT for a 50s event is quite easy to do, especially since 50sish stuff is quite current. I have a short sleeved shirt with rolled up sleeves, thin tie, drainpipe trousers and shoes (I am yet undecided as to whether to wear white socks and roll my trousers up a bit...) I am definitely staying in the Holiday Inn and can on;t make the evening do...happy to share lifts/a cab with whoever... Can you get those thighs in drainpipes?? Hahaha....Just about. I can't wait skinny fit anything though, my trousers claim to be regular fit, but they are tight on me.... " I'll investigate further at the party.. im a sucker for nice thighs | |||
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"I'm really sorry I have to cancel. If anyone needs a room at the premier inn for the Saturday night, you can have mine if you cover the cost £46 for a double room x pm me from here as profile hidden " Sorry the room is £70! Got my dates mixed up. I've paid in full and have email confirmation I can send whoever wants the room x | |||
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"Dont think my guy will be sporting drainpipe trousers either, not with his thighs. Nearest thing would be RonHill tracksters but could end up with a Max Wall look " I just wear regular fit...they end up being 'skinny' on me. I've never actually tried a pair of skinny jeans, the closest I got was 'slim' and I couldn't get the bloody things off again, cue some rolling around on the changing room floor trying to peel them off my legs.... | |||
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"Dont think my guy will be sporting drainpipe trousers either, not with his thighs. Nearest thing would be RonHill tracksters but could end up with a Max Wall look I just wear regular fit...they end up being 'skinny' on me. I've never actually tried a pair of skinny jeans, the closest I got was 'slim' and I couldn't get the bloody things off again, cue some rolling around on the changing room floor trying to peel them off my legs.... " I tried a pair on. Trouble is, every time I walked behind a lamppost I went invisible | |||
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"I'm really liking the list. It don't mean a thing if they ain't got that swing. Doo wap doo wap doo wap. I'm sure many will turn up and many won't. I'll be there if I'm still alive. I'll be there if I have to walk. I will be there .... If I can find the place. " I'll be there if Bambi doesn't spot any fit hitchhikers and get distracted | |||
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"I'm really liking the list. It don't mean a thing if they ain't got that swing. Doo wap doo wap doo wap. I'm sure many will turn up and many won't. I'll be there if I'm still alive. I'll be there if I have to walk. I will be there .... If I can find the place. I'll be there if Bambi doesn't spot any fit hitchhikers and get distracted Tell her to bring them along. " It seems that I might.have to hire a bus aftter all | |||
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"I'm really liking the list. It don't mean a thing if they ain't got that swing. Doo wap doo wap doo wap. I'm sure many will turn up and many won't. I'll be there if I'm still alive. I'll be there if I have to walk. I will be there .... If I can find the place. I'll be there if Bambi doesn't spot any fit hitchhikers and get distracted " Have I not told you?? I am coming on the motorbike Forget the bus...Lets get a big trailer | |||
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"I'm really liking the list. It don't mean a thing if they ain't got that swing. Doo wap doo wap doo wap. I'm sure many will turn up and many won't. I'll be there if I'm still alive. I'll be there if I have to walk. I will be there .... If I can find the place. I'll be there if Bambi doesn't spot any fit hitchhikers and get distracted Have I not told you?? I am coming on the motorbike Forget the bus...Lets get a big trailer " I'm happy to go on the back of your throbbing machine but I've got luggage! So a big trailer may be needed | |||
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"I'm really liking the list. It don't mean a thing if they ain't got that swing. Doo wap doo wap doo wap. I'm sure many will turn up and many won't. I'll be there if I'm still alive. I'll be there if I have to walk. I will be there .... If I can find the place. I'll be there if Bambi doesn't spot any fit hitchhikers and get distracted Have I not told you?? I am coming on the motorbike Forget the bus...Lets get a big trailer I'm happy to go on the back of your throbbing machine but I've got luggage! So a big trailer may be needed " A general factotum running behind? | |||
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"I'm really liking the list. It don't mean a thing if they ain't got that swing. Doo wap doo wap doo wap. I'm sure many will turn up and many won't. I'll be there if I'm still alive. I'll be there if I have to walk. I will be there .... If I can find the place. I'll be there if Bambi doesn't spot any fit hitchhikers and get distracted Have I not told you?? I am coming on the motorbike Forget the bus...Lets get a big trailer I'm happy to go on the back of your throbbing machine but I've got luggage! So a big trailer may be needed A general factotum running behind? " I need minions. Lots of them. | |||
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"I was in the area for work today and attempted to find the location Think I did not sure lol If you see a black fiesta on route give me a flash. " Are you sure you want to suggest flashing on here? | |||
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"The dress I like most doesn't look good with the HUGE peticoats - it needs something smaller and less flouncy. Sheepdog bra appears to minimise the appearance of my boobs when I put the clothes on. Who'd have though that was possible? Gossip, there will be no bouncy in the taxi this time. " That's probably a good thing it took me all my willpower not to shove my face in there last time!! | |||
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"The dress I like most doesn't look good with the HUGE peticoats - it needs something smaller and less flouncy. Sheepdog bra appears to minimise the appearance of my boobs when I put the clothes on. Who'd have though that was possible? Gossip, there will be no bouncy in the taxi this time. That's probably a good thing it took me all my willpower not to shove my face in there last time!! " I didn't get a choice in the matter. Luckily I found an air pocket | |||
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"I'm putting all the pieces of my outfit(s) together today to see if it all fits and works. If they don't work I may begin to regret this theme. " So how's the outfit coming along...petticoats sorted?! | |||
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"The dress I like most doesn't look good with the HUGE peticoats - it needs something smaller and less flouncy. Sheepdog bra appears to minimise the appearance of my boobs when I put the clothes on. Who'd have though that was possible? Gossip, there will be no bouncy in the taxi this time. That's probably a good thing it took me all my willpower not to shove my face in there last time!! I didn't get a choice in the matter. Luckily I found an air pocket Bring a snorkel.. For emergencies " Full BA with them puppies! | |||
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"The dress I like most doesn't look good with the HUGE peticoats - it needs something smaller and less flouncy. Sheepdog bra appears to minimise the appearance of my boobs when I put the clothes on. Who'd have though that was possible? Gossip, there will be no bouncy in the taxi this time. That's probably a good thing it took me all my willpower not to shove my face in there last time!! I didn't get a choice in the matter. Luckily I found an air pocket Bring a snorkel.. For emergencies Full BA with them puppies!" There's no room for small dogs. | |||
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"I need to.perfect my motorboat skills...anyone want to be my 'model'? " Ah go on go on go on I will! | |||
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"I need to.perfect my motorboat skills...anyone want to be my 'model'? Ah go on go on go on I will! " Puuuurrrrfect You are just perfect | |||
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"I need to.perfect my motorboat skills...anyone want to be my 'model'? Ah go on go on go on I will! Puuuurrrrfect You are just perfect " I'd offer but not much to motor | |||
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"I'm still undecided on my outfit!" Me too. I've added s pic on my profile of my dress still can't decide | |||
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"Anyone given any thought to a cheeky little afterparty somewhere on the Sunday?????" Probably not a good idea for me to attend given that I'll be driving back North with some waifs and strays. | |||
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"Anyone given any thought to a cheeky little afterparty somewhere on the Sunday????? Probably not a good idea for me to attend given that I'll be driving back North with some waifs and strays." So are we, but without the waifs and strays xxx | |||
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"Anyone given any thought to a cheeky little afterparty somewhere on the Sunday?????" I had thought VA but apparently they aren't doing Sunday afternoons any more. | |||
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"Lickety, sorry to mess you about but the other half is now about for the BBQ, if that OK? x " The more the merrier. I'll add another sausage. | |||
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"Anyone given any thought to a cheeky little afterparty somewhere on the Sunday????? I had thought VA but apparently they aren't doing Sunday afternoons any more. " | |||
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"Lickety, sorry to mess you about but the other half is now about for the BBQ, if that OK? x The more the merrier. I'll add another sausage. " | |||
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"Lickety, sorry to mess you about but the other half is now about for the BBQ, if that OK? x The more the merrier. I'll add another sausage. " We're gonna need more than 1 to satisfy your appetite | |||
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"Lickety, sorry to mess you about but the other half is now about for the BBQ, if that OK? x " | |||
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"Lickety, sorry to mess you about but the other half is now about for the BBQ, if that OK? x The more the merrier. I'll add another sausage. We're gonna need more than 1 to satisfy your appetite " No Chipolatas allowed | |||
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"I had Louis Jordan's Five Guys Named Moe blasting in the car today. I think we need at least these three songs on the party playlist, just for the lyric: I Like 'em Fat Like That Safe, Sane and Single Reet, Petite and Gone " aha...now you're talking miss!!! | |||
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"I had Louis Jordan's Five Guys Named Moe blasting in the car today. I think we need at least these three songs on the party playlist, just for the lyric: I Like 'em Fat Like That Safe, Sane and Single Reet, Petite and Gone aha...now you're talking miss!!! " I love Five Guys Named Moe but hadn't listened to it for years. I was singing along at the top of my voice with the windows down as I was driving today. | |||
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"We're in proper countdown now. Get your names down if you want to attend. Couple up if you're planning to enter someone else with a variety of kitchenalia and vegetables (glad I remembered that 'with')." | |||
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"We're in proper countdown now. Get your names down if you want to attend. Couple up if you're planning to enter someone else with a variety of kitchenalia and vegetables (glad I remembered that 'with'). " What my guy can do with a metal lemon juicer and a tens machine is sooooooooooo good | |||
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"Can we have the last post without the "with" lol Done " | |||
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"We're in proper countdown now. Get your names down if you want to attend. Couple up if you're planning to enter someone else with a variety of kitchenalia and vegetables (glad I remembered that 'with'). What my guy can do with a metal lemon juicer and a tens machine is sooooooooooo good " One of.the ones with the legs that looks like a space ship?!? POIDH | |||
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"We're in proper countdown now. Get your names down if you want to attend. Couple up if you're planning to enter someone else with a variety of kitchenalia and vegetables (glad I remembered that 'with'). What my guy can do with a metal lemon juicer and a tens machine is sooooooooooo good One of.the ones with the legs that looks like a space ship?!? POIDH " Similar idea but the hand held version. lol x Will get some taken and send to you x | |||
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"We're in proper countdown now. Get your names down if you want to attend. Couple up if you're planning to enter someone else with a variety of kitchenalia and vegetables (glad I remembered that 'with'). What my guy can do with a metal lemon juicer and a tens machine is sooooooooooo good One of.the ones with the legs that looks like a space ship?!? POIDH Similar idea but the hand held version. lol x Will get some taken and send to you x " You two are dangerous! | |||
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"We're in proper countdown now. Get your names down if you want to attend. Couple up if you're planning to enter someone else with a variety of kitchenalia and vegetables (glad I remembered that 'with'). What my guy can do with a metal lemon juicer and a tens machine is sooooooooooo good " The mind boggles but I think I'll take your word for that! | |||
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"We're in proper countdown now. Get your names down if you want to attend. Couple up if you're planning to enter someone else with a variety of kitchenalia and vegetables (glad I remembered that 'with'). What my guy can do with a metal lemon juicer and a tens machine is sooooooooooo good One of.the ones with the legs that looks like a space ship?!? POIDH Similar idea but the hand held version. lol x Will get some taken and send to you x You two are dangerous!" Only with consenting adults and it was Tempting Devil brought kitchenalia into it lol xx | |||
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"We're in proper countdown now. Get your names down if you want to attend. Couple up if you're planning to enter someone else with a variety of kitchenalia and vegetables (glad I remembered that 'with'). What my guy can do with a metal lemon juicer and a tens machine is sooooooooooo good One of.the ones with the legs that looks like a space ship?!? POIDH Similar idea but the hand held version. lol x Will get some taken and send to you x You two are dangerous! Only with consenting adults and it was Tempting Devil brought kitchenalia into it lol xx " All I did was quote Lickety | |||
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"We're in proper countdown now. Get your names down if you want to attend. Couple up if you're planning to enter someone else with a variety of kitchenalia and vegetables (glad I remembered that 'with'). What my guy can do with a metal lemon juicer and a tens machine is sooooooooooo good One of.the ones with the legs that looks like a space ship?!? POIDH Similar idea but the hand held version. lol x Will get some taken and send to you x You two are dangerous! Only with consenting adults and it was Tempting Devil brought kitchenalia into it lol xx All I did was quote Lickety " And we get the blame | |||
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"Someone pleaaaaaase translate the above posts....i am lost....in translation " I'm confused and took part x | |||
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"Someone pleaaaaaase translate the above posts....i am lost....in translation " POIDH - pictures Or It Didn't Happen (no photographic proof then it's just a story). Kitchenalia - basically small stuff you'd find in your kitchen, like wooden spoons and Lemon squeezer on legs like a space ship - this is a real item, a tall lemon squeezer which looks more like a space ship than a bit of kitchen equipment. That's as good as my translation skills get Bambi, my french is shocking! | |||
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"Someone pleaaaaaase translate the above posts....i am lost....in translation POIDH - pictures Or It Didn't Happen (no photographic proof then it's just a story). Kitchenalia - basically small stuff you'd find in your kitchen, like wooden spoons and Lemon squeezer on legs like a space ship - this is a real item, a tall lemon squeezer which looks more like a space ship than a bit of kitchen equipment. That's as good as my translation skills get Bambi, my french is shocking! " Phew!! thank you sweetie. | |||
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"These are the dresses. I'm planning on wearing the middle one to the party. What do you think? " I vote middle one | |||
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