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Vacancy! Human buffet! Townhouse Wirral 12th Jan! ;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Notice to all the men who are on the list for Milf Monday at the Townhouse!

There'll be a human buffet by popular demand - Clairmarie and I are the ladies - and so far only Mr Innocent as the gentleman!

We'd really love another hot'sexy, gorgous guy to salaciously smother with food then slowly lick, suck and tease you to distraction! If you're really over-excited and scrummy we may just have to take you upstairs to finish you off!

If you're a confident hunk and this appeals to you - put your name on this thread and make sure you have a good face and body pic to send us if we pm you!

Remember though - it's only a bit of harmless, yummy, horny fun!

xxz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am so gutted I'm having to miss this, that's my kinda buffet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am so gutted I'm having to miss this, that's my kinda buffet "

Hope you make it next time hun. Xx

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

I have the excellent job of laying the buffet on our volunteers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do the buffet if you'd like xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The more and more I read these forums the more I think I need to get myself down to townhouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why oh why do I have to work??!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the excellent job of laying the buffet on our volunteers!!! "

Can you do me a sausage, egg (runny) and baked beans special please...with lots of ketchup !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the excellent job of laying the buffet on our volunteers!!!

Can you do me a sausage, egg (runny) and baked beans special please...with lots of ketchup !!!"

Can I be the pudding then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The more and more I read these forums the more I think I need to get myself down to townhouse "

Ooooohhh - you certainly do! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have the excellent job of laying the buffet on our volunteers!!!

Can you do me a sausage, egg (runny) and baked beans special please...with lots of ketchup !!!"

If i'm having that lot poured on me I want brown sauce - not ketchup! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why oh why do I have to work??!!! "

Noooooooo! I'll phone your boss and pretent to be your mum - tell em your sick!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll do the buffet if you'd like xx"

That's great hun! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the excellent job of laying the buffet on our volunteers!!!

Can you do me a sausage, egg (runny) and baked beans special please...with lots of ketchup !!!

If i'm having that lot poured on me I want brown sauce - not ketchup! xx"

Nearly forgot...will there be any room for a rack of toast...and marmalade (all part of a healthy builders breakfast!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi paula id luv to be eaten x what time does it start please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi paula id luv to be eaten x what time does it start please x"

Doors open at 10.30 hun. But you need to have your name on Townhouse Twosome's list. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have the excellent job of laying the buffet on our volunteers!!!

Can you do me a sausage, egg (runny) and baked beans special please...with lots of ketchup !!!

If i'm having that lot poured on me I want brown sauce - not ketchup! xx

Nearly forgot...will there be any room for a rack of toast...and marmalade (all part of a healthy builders breakfast!)"

Erm - i'm not a big girl - maybe we need to find you a bbw buffet to help you fit all that on! And wouldn't you be too knackered to do anything with the lovely ladies after eating that lot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grrrr I read the date wrong sorry thought it was in feb gutted now lol oh well next time I hope to help you sexy lot out x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call in sick? Haha! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be telling myself a lie haha I work for myself lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id be telling myself a lie haha I work for myself lol "

All work abd no play makes Jonny a dull boy!

But I think the list is full for single males now hun!

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the excellent job of laying the buffet on our volunteers!!!

Can you do me a sausage, egg (runny) and baked beans special please...with lots of ketchup !!!

If i'm having that lot poured on me I want brown sauce - not ketchup! xx

Nearly forgot...will there be any room for a rack of toast...and marmalade (all part of a healthy builders breakfast!)

Erm - i'm not a big girl - maybe we need to find you a bbw buffet to help you fit all that on! And wouldn't you be too knackered to do anything with the lovely ladies after eating that lot? "

Sorry...just being silly. I'm sure you'll be delicious top to toe and I admire you for doing it !

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool


"I have the excellent job of laying the buffet on our volunteers!!!

Can you do me a sausage, egg (runny) and baked beans special please...with lots of ketchup !!!

If i'm having that lot poured on me I want brown sauce - not ketchup! xx

Nearly forgot...will there be any room for a rack of toast...and marmalade (all part of a healthy builders breakfast!)

Erm - i'm not a big girl - maybe we need to find you a bbw buffet to help you fit all that on! And wouldn't you be too knackered to do anything with the lovely ladies after eating that lot?

Sorry...just being silly. I'm sure you'll be delicious top to toe and I admire you for doing it !"

I'm starving now!!! hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paula id try it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Paula id try it"

Thanks sweetie but we've already had a couple of willing victims - erm - volunteers I mean!! See you tomorrow sweetie! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure I don't mind can any1 eat the food or do you have to be invited?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooooo . tomorrow ladies and gentlemen......we feast!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is sounding more and more fun by the hour....can't wait, I'm starving already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why oh why do I have to work??!!! "

So you can get pennies for your other club visits with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why oh why do I have to work??!!!

So you can get pennies for your other club visits with me"

Yeh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why oh why do I have to work??!!!

So you can get pennies for your other club visits with me

Yeh!!! "
get the overtime in and we can do more visits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why oh why do I have to work??!!!

So you can get pennies for your other club visits with me

Yeh!!! "
get the overtime in and we can do more visits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope there will be another buffet soon

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