FabSwingers.com forum: Hottie & Luke's birthday bash 28/6 @ jaydees ( part 22 )

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So the list is closed, we are all getting excited and looking forward to what is looking like a good evening!!

So just a few reminders

The list is closed, there will no entry for anyone who isn't on the guest list or who isn't a regular at the club.

Take towels with you if you want to use the hot tub.

Lockers are available for a £5 deposit

If you need transport to and from the evening event, then please pm me with where your staying before lunch time Thursday. £5 each way.

Being your alcohol and mixers with you.

Whilst it is a social it is being held in a club, so club rules apply.

And most important...... Have fun!!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Just remind me, whats the admission for single women again for the evening do? I know the afternoon do is a fiver.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The prices are as follows...

Couples £20

Single guys £25

Single fems £5

Afternoon BBQ £5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its almost here

I will be a bag of nerves by Friday

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"The prices are as follows...

Couples £20

Single guys £25

Single fems £5

Afternoon BBQ £5 "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops, missed the last two threads , am I still invited or did I get chucked off for not being diligent lol!!!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Checking in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its almost here

I will be a bag of nerves by Friday

Same as us pink

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oops, missed the last two threads , am I still invited or did I get chucked off for not being diligent lol!!!"

No, you were designated as the driver for the evening and Lucy has been working hard allocating car loads for your driving slots for the night. You have been let off from wearing a mask when in chauffeur mode but you will have to wear a cap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its almost here

I will be a bag of nerves by Friday

Same as us pink

I am assured nobody bites

Thank Christ Luis Suarez isn't coming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its almost here

I will be a bag of nerves by Friday

Same as us pink

I am assured nobody bites

Thank Christ Luis Suarez isn't coming!"

We don't bite just nibble lol

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Its almost here

I will be a bag of nerves by Friday

I'm starting to think there's something wrong with me... I'm not nervous at all... just can't wait

lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Its almost here

I will be a bag of nerves by Friday

I'm starting to think there's something wrong with me... I'm not nervous at all... just can't wait

lol"

Excitement and nerves are very similar. Your response is to enjoy the excitement.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Woo hoo can't wait...dress is here..mask hasn't arrived as yet

getting my nails done Friday so getting into the swing of things...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its almost here

I will be a bag of nerves by Friday

I'm starting to think there's something wrong with me... I'm not nervous at all... just can't wait

lol"

Haha I also cant wait . Will still be nervous though. First ever social I will have been to

Mabye youll get the butterflies on your journey down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its almost here

I will be a bag of nerves by Friday

Same as us pink

I am assured nobody bites

Thank Christ Luis Suarez isn't coming!

We don't bite just nibble lol

Nothing wrong with nibbles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The club has brought in water cannons

so any ladies wanting to take part in a wet tshirt comp? Bring an old plain tshirt with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its almost here

I will be a bag of nerves by Friday

Same as us pink

I am assured nobody bites

Thank Christ Luis Suarez isn't coming!

We don't bite just nibble lol

Nothing wrong with

nibbles "

That's good then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The club has brought in water cannons

so any ladies wanting to take part in a wet tshirt comp? Bring an old plain tshirt with you

Sounds good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The club has brought in water cannons

so any ladies wanting to take part in a wet tshirt comp? Bring an old plain tshirt with you

Blimey!!! Can I do the squirting

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The club has brought in water cannons

so any ladies wanting to take part in a wet tshirt comp? Bring an old plain tshirt with you

I'm not falling for that one again.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"The club has brought in water cannons

so any ladies wanting to take part in a wet tshirt comp? Bring an old plain tshirt with you

Blimey!!! Can I do the squirting

Yes, but what about the water cannons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The club has brought in water cannons

so any ladies wanting to take part in a wet tshirt comp? Bring an old plain tshirt with you

I think I may have to go shopping for a new plain t shirt

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

So just to confirm, I need:

£5 for pre-social pig

£5 for taxi there

£25 to get in

£5 for a towel

£5 for a taxi back

£10 for someone to watch my back

£5 for safety bribes

£5 for a maccy breakfast

Fookin ell, someone lend us some fivers

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"£5 for pre-social pig

£5 for taxi there

£25 to get in

£5 for a towel

£5 for a taxi back

£10 for someone to watch my back

£5 for safety bribes

£5 for a maccy breakfast"

Meeting lots of lovely Fabsters - Priceless

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"So just to confirm, I need:

£5 for pre-social pig

£5 for taxi there

£25 to get in

£5 for a towel

£5 for a taxi back

£10 for someone to watch my back

£5 for safety bribes

£5 for a maccy breakfast

Fookin ell, someone lend us some fivers

You need to bring your own towel

.. but you'll need that fiver if you want a locker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£5 for pre-social pig

£5 for taxi there

£25 to get in

£5 for a towel

£5 for a taxi back

£10 for someone to watch my back

£5 for safety bribes

£5 for a maccy breakfast

Meeting lots of lovely Fabsters - Priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£5 for pre-social pig

£5 for taxi there

£25 to get in

£5 for a towel

£5 for a taxi back

£10 for someone to watch my back

£5 for safety bribes

£5 for a maccy breakfast

Meeting lots of lovely Fabsters - Priceless

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Who wants a ride on my donkey?

£5

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So just to confirm, I need:

£5 for pre-social pig

£5 for taxi there

£25 to get in

£5 for a towel

£5 for a taxi back

£10 for someone to watch my back

£5 for safety bribes

£5 for a maccy breakfast

Fookin ell, someone lend us some fivers

I'll watch your back for free. Mostly because I will be getting my piggy back ride.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Who wants a ride on my donkey?

£5

Using an euphemism doesn't stop it from being against site rules to ply your trade.

I slip you one if I find it bucks.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Who wants a ride on my donkey?

£5

Using an euphemism doesn't stop it from being against site rules to ply your trade.

I slip you one if I find it bucks.

I would be done by trade descriptions!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

I have a wad of fivers if interested

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Oh not long to go now

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

3 sleeps

Sorry Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said it in the other thread but I'm arriving around 9 but I live fairly close, so if any one needs picking up I'm happy to oblige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting excited now, I'm getting organised and off to get my last bits later today... Can my name be down for the transport please... I think it is x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 sleeps

Sorry Ryan

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Just checking in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh not long to go now

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"3 sleeps

Sorry Ryan

Ah yea that's it, you charge in when the counting gets easy. You weren't so cocky when it was double figures huh!

Ps that cost you £5

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Dress is altered, got my accessories, think I've decided what to do with my hair. Now.I just need some hair gunk and maybe some sheer nude hold ups and I'm good to go!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm looking forward to see all the lovely dresses

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

If anyone is coming from the Salisbury area and needs a lift, I have 2 spaces in the car.

If you cannot pm, let me know on here

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm looking forward to see all the lovely dresses

Oh I don't suppose someone has a silver clutch bag I could borrow for the evening??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone is coming from the Salisbury area and needs a lift, I have 2 spaces in the car.

If you cannot pm, let me know on here

I thought you had a car full?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to get my shit together and get excited this is really hard

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"I'm looking forward to see all the lovely dresses

Oh I don't suppose someone has a silver clutch bag I could borrow for the evening??

I have a small silver bag you can borrow. Send your email, I'll send a pic x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"If anyone is coming from the Salisbury area and needs a lift, I have 2 spaces in the car.

If you cannot pm, let me know on here

I thought you had a car full?

So did I! Hope people aren't dropping out x

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

There are 3 of us who would appreciate a lift from close to jct 7 on the A1, directly in your way if you are coming from London areas....

If not I'll drive but I hoping to be car free and drinking!

Xxx

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"If anyone is coming from the Salisbury area and needs a lift, I have 2 spaces in the car.

If you cannot pm, let me know on here

I thought you had a car full?

So did I! Hope people aren't dropping out x"

Nobody dropping out, don't worry. Some chose to get their some other way...maybe they got scared of having a French woman at the wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so fecking excited!!!!

My mask is due in the next couple of days, and I shall start packing this eve, need to dye my hair tonight too, then nails Friday before party time Saturday!!!

Setting up a salon in my hotel room if anyone else needs a quick hand with hair and make up! lol (please keep in mind, I have to get myself ready too!)

Mini road trip with Bambi will be awesome too!

Can't wait to meet you all!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I'm so fecking excited!!!!

My mask is due in the next couple of days, and I shall start packing this eve, need to dye my hair tonight too, then nails Friday before party time Saturday!!!

Setting up a salon in my hotel room if anyone else needs a quick hand with hair and make up! lol (please keep in mind, I have to get myself ready too!)

Mini road trip with Bambi will be awesome too!

Can't wait to meet you all! "

We may have a few more joining us for part of the trip...fun fun fun...just no singing 'its feeling like...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so fecking excited!!!!

My mask is due in the next couple of days, and I shall start packing this eve, need to dye my hair tonight too, then nails Friday before party time Saturday!!!

Setting up a salon in my hotel room if anyone else needs a quick hand with hair and make up! lol (please keep in mind, I have to get myself ready too!)

Mini road trip with Bambi will be awesome too!

Can't wait to meet you all!

We may have a few more joining us for part of the trip...fun fun fun...just no singing 'its feeling like...'

I call shotgun! I want to sitin the front next to the pretty French lady!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Just painting my toenails.. Leaving the fingers to the professionals tomorrow afternoon after I've had my hair cut. Ah a few hours of pampering. Blissful!!

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Oh lord I need to sort a dress quick lol

D x

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I'm so fecking excited!!!!

My mask is due in the next couple of days, and I shall start packing this eve, need to dye my hair tonight too, then nails Friday before party time Saturday!!!

Setting up a salon in my hotel room if anyone else needs a quick hand with hair and make up! lol (please keep in mind, I have to get myself ready too!)

Mini road trip with Bambi will be awesome too!

Can't wait to meet you all!

We may have a few more joining us for part of the trip...fun fun fun...just no singing 'its feeling like...'

I call shotgun! I want to sitin the front next to the pretty French lady!

Oooo a sexy co-pilot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just want to say a big thank you to jay-dee and Tracy at jaydee's for all their help and communication throughout the organising of this event!

They have been brilliant! 3 cheers to these lovely people Saturday night guys and girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so fecking excited!!!!

My mask is due in the next couple of days, and I shall start packing this eve, need to dye my hair tonight too, then nails Friday before party time Saturday!!!

Setting up a salon in my hotel room if anyone else needs a quick hand with hair and make up! lol (please keep in mind, I have to get myself ready too!)

Mini road trip with Bambi will be awesome too!

Can't wait to meet you all!

We may have a few more joining us for part of the trip...fun fun fun...just no singing 'its feeling like...'

I call shotgun! I want to sitin the front next to the pretty French lady!

Oooo a sexy co-pilot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 3 hrs left at work then I'm off till Monday so my pampering and packing starts tomorrow

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I have 3 hrs left at work then I'm off till Monday so my pampering and packing starts tomorrow

I'm off after tomorrow until Tuesday I cannot wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may not be staying for the whole night. May just pop in and say 'ello'.

Few things have popped up. Not the greatest of timings on my part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want to say a big thank you to jay-dee and Tracy at jaydee's for all their help and communication throughout the organising of this event!

They have been brilliant! 3 cheers to these lovely people Saturday night guys and girls

Absolutely bless them xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want to say a big thank you to jay-dee and Tracy at jaydee's for all their help and communication throughout the organising of this event!

They have been brilliant! 3 cheers to these lovely people Saturday night guys and girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is coming from the Salisbury area and needs a lift, I have 2 spaces in the car.

If you cannot pm, let me know on here

I thought you had a car full?

So did I! Hope people aren't dropping out x

Nobody dropping out, don't worry. Some chose to get their some other way...maybe they got scared of having a French woman at the wheel

Ahhh you'll be in a car. I imagined you on your bike with your passengers in a pyramid formation behind you.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I just want to say a big thank you to jay-dee and Tracy at jaydee's for all their help and communication throughout the organising of this event!

They have been brilliant! 3 cheers to these lovely people Saturday night guys and girls

Hear hear (or is it here here)

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"If anyone is coming from the Salisbury area and needs a lift, I have 2 spaces in the car.

If you cannot pm, let me know on here

I thought you had a car full?

So did I! Hope people aren't dropping out x

Nobody dropping out, don't worry. Some chose to get their some other way...maybe they got scared of having a French woman at the wheel

Ahhh you'll be in a car. I imagined you on your bike with your passengers in a pyramid formation behind you.

Fookin' hell! Do you want all major roads around Bedford blocked by ambulances, helicopters and bored MPs being nosey??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checking in and I still have a seat available if anyone needs a lift on my way from MK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may not be staying for the whole night. May just pop in and say 'ello'.

Few things have popped up. Not the greatest of timings on my part.

It will be lovely to meet you even if it's just a flying visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checking in

Hi long time no see be good to catch up with u x

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I may not be staying for the whole night. May just pop in and say 'ello'.

Few things have popped up. Not the greatest of timings on my part.

Do I get a feel of your scrumptious beard before you go?

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By *andyMooCouple
over a year ago

bedford

"I just want to say a big thank you to jay-dee and Tracy at jaydee's for all their help and communication throughout the organising of this event!

They have been brilliant! 3 cheers to these lovely people Saturday night guys and girls

I'll second that. They have worked tirelessly to acccmodate this event.

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By *andyMooCouple
over a year ago

bedford

"Oh lord I need to sort a dress quick lol

D x "

And Mask.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just checking in and I still have a seat available if anyone needs a lift on my way from MK"

I think complex mister was looking for a lift from MK but there are 2 of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh lord I need to sort a dress quick lol

D x

And Mask. "

My mask is Crap

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I wished my staff team (all lovely young men under 30) a good weekend and they asked me what I was up to this weekend. I said a masquerade ball. One of them asked where and I said I couldn't say. He immediately jumped to the assumption it must be naughty!

I have never spoken about this side of my life with this lot. What with being called a fallen woman last week and now this I think I might have to wear my mask permanently.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I wished my staff team (all lovely young men under 30) a good weekend and they asked me what I was up to this weekend. I said a masquerade ball. One of them asked where and I said I couldn't say. He immediately jumped to the assumption it must be naughty!

I have never spoken about this side of my life with this lot. What with being called a fallen woman last week and now this I think I might have to wear my mask permanently.

At least he didn't say "What a coincidence, so am I"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never spoken about this side of my life with this lot. What with being called a fallen woman last week and now this I think I might have to wear my mask permanently.

At least he didn't say "What a coincidence, so am I""

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checking in and I still have a seat available if anyone needs a lift on my way from MK

I think complex mister was looking for a lift from MK but there are 2 of them "

Thanks cheeky , already made enquiries but the lovely man only has one spare seat. I would jump in the boot but I might wrinkle my dress

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just checking in and I still have a seat available if anyone needs a lift on my way from MK

I think complex mister was looking for a lift from MK but there are 2 of them

Thanks cheeky , already made enquiries but the lovely man only has one spare seat. I would jump in the boot but I might wrinkle my dress

Ermm no complex can get in the boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checking in and I still have a seat available if anyone needs a lift on my way from MK

I think complex mister was looking for a lift from MK but there are 2 of them

Thanks cheeky , already made enquiries but the lovely man only has one spare seat. I would jump in the boot but I might wrinkle my dress

Ermm no complex can get in the boot

I am taking the spare wheel out as we speak

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Oh lord I need to sort a dress quick lol

D x

And Mask. "

I've told you I'm not wearing one

The last one is at Jaydees somewhere lol

D x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have never spoken about this side of my life with this lot. What with being called a fallen woman last week and now this I think I might have to wear my mask permanently.

At least he didn't say "What a coincidence, so am I""

If you, my work colleagues, are going then let's just not mention it on Monday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checking in and I still have a seat available if anyone needs a lift on my way from MK

I think complex mister was looking for a lift from MK but there are 2 of them

Thanks cheeky , already made enquiries but the lovely man only has one spare seat. I would jump in the boot but I might wrinkle my dress

Ermm no complex can get in the boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checking in and I still have a seat available if anyone needs a lift on my way from MK

I think complex mister was looking for a lift from MK but there are 2 of them

Thanks cheeky , already made enquiries but the lovely man only has one spare seat. I would jump in the boot but I might wrinkle my dress

Ermm no complex can get in the boot

I am taking the spare wheel out as we speak

I will be taking the passenger seat out like Hightower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checking in and I still have a seat available if anyone needs a lift on my way from MK

I think complex mister was looking for a lift from MK but there are 2 of them

Thanks cheeky , already made enquiries but the lovely man only has one spare seat. I would jump in the boot but I might wrinkle my dress

Ermm no complex can get in the boot

I am taking the spare wheel out as we speak

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haha or I could just siton someone's lap

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Well my toes are done and I've thrown some shoes and underwear in a bag.. Am I ready yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh lord I need to sort a dress quick lol

D x

And Mask.

I've told you I'm not wearing one

The last one is at Jaydees somewhere lol

D x"

Can't go to a masquerade ball without a mask

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Well my toes are done and I've thrown some shoes and underwear in a bag.. Am I ready yet?

If you have downed the Pimms then you need to get some more. Otherwise you're done.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Well my toes are done and I've thrown some shoes and underwear in a bag.. Am I ready yet?

If you have downed the Pimms then you need to get some more. Otherwise you're done.

The pimms remains in tact! I did well there considering I had the bottle and a glass ready then talked myself out of it

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By *oxy-blonde-vixenWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Oh lord I need to sort a dress quick lol

D x

And Mask.

I've told you I'm not wearing one

The last one is at Jaydees somewhere lol

D x

Can't go to a masquerade ball without a mask

Sadly they make me panic the last one lasted less than two mins

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Are WE there yet??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did i see it was black tie somewhere in the threat if so is that a bow tie??

Really can't wait to see you all again, getting very excited now

Ruby x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well my toes are done and I've thrown some shoes and underwear in a bag.. Am I ready yet?

I doubt it

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So just to confirm, I need:

£5 for pre-social pig

£5 for taxi there

£25 to get in

£5 for a towel

£5 for a taxi back

£10 for someone to watch my back

£5 for safety bribes

£5 for a maccy breakfast

Fookin ell, someone lend us some fivers

I'll watch your back for free. Mostly because I will be getting my piggy back ride.

Ruby

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED

well I got my mask through the post from a crappy ebay seller and it's broken, now I've not got time to obtain a new one unless anyone knows of any shops that sell them...So I'm wondering has anyone got a spare mask I could borrow or purchase please

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED

Try Luveyababe! I seem to remember they have a shop in b'ham!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED

borrow or purchase please

Buy off amazon and they will get to you next day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED

Try pound shop or Anne summers had some in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did i see it was black tie somewhere in the threat if so is that a bow tie??

Really can't wait to see you all again, getting very excited now

Ruby x"

Yes it's black tie for the gents ruby, so bow tie will be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There alot of ppl going to this meet...you sure we can all fit in the hot tub??

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"There alot of ppl going to this meet...you sure we can all fit in the hot tub??

If not, we'll just take turns!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED

I've got a spare cheeky.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED

I've got a spare cheeky.

Oh fantastic thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED

I have a mask you can borrow I wore it to your party

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED

I've got a spare cheeky.

Oh fantastic thanks xx"

Will put it in my bag now (memory like a sieve!)

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED

I have a mask you can borrow I wore it to your party

Lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED

I've got a spare cheeky.

Oh fantastic thanks xx

Will put it in my bag now (memory like a sieve!)"

Thank you once again x

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED

I've got a spare cheeky.

Oh fantastic thanks xx

Will put it in my bag now (memory like a sieve!)

Thank you once again x"

Have put two spares in, one silver and one gold.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

And I'm at the 'lodge.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

This weather forecast can fuck off!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED

I've got a spare cheeky.

Oh fantastic thanks xx

Will put it in my bag now (memory like a sieve!)

Thank you once again x

Have put two spares in, one silver and one gold."

Omg silver will go perfect with my dress

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"And I'm at the 'lodge."

So am I

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By *teed99Man
over a year ago

Kettering

"This weather forecast can fuck off!!

On BBC website, Saturday night at St. Neots is showing as dry

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"This weather forecast can fuck off!!

On BBC website, Saturday night at St. Neots is showing as dry"

The weather is not going to dampen my excitement!

Shall I bring big golf brollies??? Best bbq I've ever had was in the rain!!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"3 sleeps

Sorry Ryan

Ah yea that's it, you charge in when the counting gets easy. You weren't so cocky when it was double figures huh!

Ps that cost you £5 "

Pffft... Look back.. I started the flipping countdown when it was in triple figures...

Apology accepted in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This weather forecast can fuck off!!

On BBC website, Saturday night at St. Neots is showing as dry

The weather is not going to dampen my excitement!

Shall I bring big golf brollies??? Best bbq I've ever had was in the rain!!

Well someone did mention wet tshirt conest didnt they ????

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"This weather forecast can fuck off!!

On BBC website, Saturday night at St. Neots is showing as dry"

Not too fussed about the night time as will be indoors it's the BBQ that I want nice weather for x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED

I have a spare one I bought with the lovely Fab women in Camden. It has green feathers and is an easy to wear one as it is on a head band. You are welcome to it if that suits your outfit.

Otherwise I have a red glittery straightforward eye mask one.

I also have a monkey and a tiger mask.

I'm in need of someone to plait my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This weather forecast can fuck off!!

On BBC website, Saturday night at St. Neots is showing as dry

Not too fussed about the night time as will be indoors it's the BBQ that I want nice weather for x"

There is a marquee on one side of the club by the bar and a tented smoking area by the garden and hot tub on the other side of the club so all will be fine if it rains xx

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Popping in...nails are now silver, the loggers are coming in for deforestation duties tomorrow and I'm going to give the silver dye another go tomorrow night...1 day left in work then off to York on Friday morning...see y'all Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you all on Saturday. Be sure to come and say hello if you spot me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm staying at Shagalodge now... you've been warned.

Public thanks to The BirminghamWeekend, Scotty aka Trevor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So how we all doing? Everyone ready now? Cos I'm not lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"So how we all doing? Everyone ready now? Cos I'm not lol

Not much to do, as I would only be gilding the lily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hair cut tommorrow wait for chauffeur and Miss Penelope to turn up on sat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anybody see us there please say hello to us we won't bite only nibble lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anybody see us there please say hello to us we won't bite only nibble lol

I'm sure you'll be saying hello to lots of people on Saturday night!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"See you all on Saturday. Be sure to come and say hello if you spot me"

Oh I Definately will!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anybody see us there please say hello to us we won't bite only nibble lol

I'm sure you'll be saying hello to lots of people on Saturday night!

We can show you face pics on request lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Jeez don't you women faff about. Wipe a flannel over your face and get in the car. 10 mins after packing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez don't you women faff about. Wipe a flannel over your face and get in the car. 10 mins after packing. "

considering you had your monthly bath last week ya only need to pack don't you Ryan dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez don't you women faff about. Wipe a flannel over your face and get in the car. 10 mins after packing. "

lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm getting my nails dome Friday

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

If any female needs a mask, I have 4 going spare (not bought for this social) bought for the non Edinburgh one, but if you want me to pack them, just say, more than welcome to them as just lying in a bag

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"If anybody see us there please say hello to us we won't bite only nibble lol

And seeing as I think I will be the one travelling the furthest please feel free to make the most of meeting me

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By *heHoneymonstersCouple
over a year ago

cambridge

Does anyone know if theres a fancydress shop in st neots or close by recieved our masks today mines fabulous but hubbies is snapped been offered a refund as they say can't get one sent out to us in time someone please helpppppp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anybody see us there please say hello to us we won't bite only nibble lol

And seeing as I think I will be the one travelling the furthest please feel free to make the most of meeting me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See you all on Saturday. Be sure to come and say hello if you spot me

Oh I Definately will!!

Look forward to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone know if theres a fancydress shop in st neots or close by recieved our masks today mines fabulous but hubbies is snapped been offered a refund as they say can't get one sent out to us in time someone please helpppppp "

What colour is he after? I have a few at home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And seeing as I think I will be the one travelling the furthest please feel free to make the most of meeting me

I will definitely be saying hello

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"If anybody see us there please say hello to us we won't bite only nibble lol

And seeing as I think I will be the one travelling the furthest please feel free to make the most of meeting me

Would you like to see my ferrets?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Jeez don't you women faff about. Wipe a flannel over your face and get in the car. 10 mins after packing.

considering you had your monthly bath last week ya only need to pack don't you Ryan dear

You got me sussed Frederick

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By *heHoneymonstersCouple
over a year ago

cambridge

What colour is he after? I have a few at home? "
that would be great if u can pref red or black but at this point i'll just be glad to know he has something

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

And seeing as I think I will be the one travelling the furthest please feel free to make the most of meeting me

I will definitely be saying hello

Well I'm be saying hello to you to

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"If anybody see us there please say hello to us we won't bite only nibble lol

And seeing as I think I will be the one travelling the furthest please feel free to make the most of meeting me

Would you like to see my ferrets?

Depends on where 'they' are being kept

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What colour is he after? I have a few at home? that would be great if u can pref red or black but at this point i'll just be glad to know he has something "

I've got a red one and a black one! Nothing special but your more than welcome to use one.. I will bring both with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez don't you women faff about. Wipe a flannel over your face and get in the car. 10 mins after packing.

considering you had your monthly bath last week ya only need to pack don't you Ryan dear

You got me sussed Frederick

I would suggest not to continue with the boxers routine on this occasion though

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By *heHoneymonstersCouple
over a year ago

cambridge

What colour is he after? I have a few at home? that would be great if u can pref red or black but at this point i'll just be glad to know he has something

I've got a red one and a black one! Nothing special but your more than welcome to use one.. I will bring both with us

"
thank u soo much r u at the social during the day so he can have a peek plz xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What colour is he after? I have a few at home? that would be great if u can pref red or black but at this point i'll just be glad to know he has something

I've got a red one and a black one! Nothing special but your more than welcome to use one.. I will bring both with us

thank u soo much r u at the social during the day so he can have a peek plz xx"

Lol I blooming hope we are as I'm organising it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've tried my dress on and it's too big

it don't look right so I guess it will be a black dress out the wardrobe....I'm useless lol

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By *heHoneymonstersCouple
over a year ago

cambridge

What colour is he after? I have a few at home? that would be great if u can pref red or black but at this point i'll just be glad to know he has something

I've got a red one and a black one! Nothing special but your more than welcome to use one.. I will bring both with us

thank u soo much r u at the social during the day so he can have a peek plz xx

Lol I blooming hope we are as I'm organising it

"
sorry its been a very eventful 2 weeks my heads everywhere atm lol can't wait only 2 days and I can let my hair down (not going mad we r down from friday) x

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By *heHoneymonstersCouple
over a year ago

cambridge

"I've tried my dress on and it's too big

it don't look right so I guess it will be a black dress out the wardrobe....I'm useless lol "
take it to ur local laundrette they do alterations I had the last dress I wore to jd's altered in 2 days if u explain i'm sure they'd help u out xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, part 22 Is nearly full already, and I've only just found it! I must try and keep up (Saturday too!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh lord I need to sort a dress quick lol

D x "

Pleased you're going to make it!

I will now know a total of 1 people (person!)

(Can you hold my hand? Lol)

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've found a dress in my wardrobe lol bloody hell this is stressful lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've found a dress in my wardrobe lol bloody hell this is stressful lol

Chill bill lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've found a dress in my wardrobe lol bloody hell this is stressful lol

Chill bill lol

I need to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've found a dress in my wardrobe lol bloody hell this is stressful lol

Chill bill lol

I had better check my suit see if it fits now lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I've found a dress in my wardrobe lol bloody hell this is stressful lol

Chill bill lol

I had better check my suit see if it fits now lol"

I am having concerns now too. Might be time to get the Spanx out.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm not dressing in black it's multi coloured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've found a dress in my wardrobe lol bloody hell this is stressful lol

Chill bill lol

I had better check my suit see if it fits now lol

I am having concerns now too. Might be time to get the Spanx out."

Lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"If anybody see us there please say hello to us we won't bite only nibble lol

And seeing as I think I will be the one travelling the furthest please feel free to make the most of meeting me

I am looking forward to meeting you.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Still 2 spaces available if you are attending and coming from south west, M25, A1 or M1 xx

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I've found a dress in my wardrobe lol bloody hell this is stressful lol

Chill bill lol

I had better check my suit see if it fits now lol

I am having concerns now too. Might be time to get the Spanx out."

I thought you fancied a shag...once you're in those Spanx pants you don't get out of them easily...I'll ask Jaydees to put a notice up advertising for strong young men to help you out of your knickers (although that'll probably knacker them for sex)

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I've found a dress in my wardrobe lol bloody hell this is stressful lol

Chill bill lol

I had better check my suit see if it fits now lol

I am having concerns now too. Might be time to get the Spanx out.

Haven't spanx got an access hole?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*****************2 SLEEPS***************

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"*****************2 SLEEPS***************"

Ryan's gonna take the huff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*****************2 SLEEPS***************

Ryan's gonna take the huff

Do I look worried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh lord I need to sort a dress quick lol

D x

Pleased you're going to make it!

I will now know a total of 1 people (person!)

(Can you hold my hand? Lol)"

Hello...I'm Elle....!

Now you know 2....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Aaaaaaarghhhhh!!!! Can I panic now?????

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Grrrrr

Better make sure you're up early tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can you put me on the list.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Grrrrr

Better make sure you're up early tomorrow

Might as well finish this one off and start a fresh...

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