FabSwingers.com forum: Xtasia Forum Social 1st Feb 2014 Pt11

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Forum Social @ Xtasia West Brom

Circus theme night

The club opens at 8pm Saturday and runs until 3am

Club membership is required and you must bring 1 form of ID if your not already a member and you must be on the guest list to receive the opportunity to attend at the discounted prices (see below)

To sign up for membership please pre-apply online (see the Xtasia website found on their club page) for quicker entry on the night - no I.D, no entry!

Special discounted pricing (only available to those on the list!) for the night:

Couples

Members £20. Non members £30 if planning on using the club again in the future with full membership. Non Members £25 as a one off visit if you live miles away

Single Ladies

Members £10. Non members £20 if planning on using the club again in the future with full membership. Non Members £15 as a one off visit if you live miles away

Single Guys

Members £10. Non members £35 if planning on using the club again in the future with full membership. Non Members £22.50 as a one off visit if you live miles away

Please note: Being on the list does not overlook any bans/restrictions already put in place by the club so if in doubt please ask before hand to avoid disappointment and a wasted journey

To have your name added to the list you must either comment on the thread or PM myself directly as I am the one organising the list/doing the admin. If you don't you risk not being added!

The list will Close 22nd January 2014 so get your names down in plenty of time to avoid missing out!

The List will only be available too _iew on this date - at which point NO MORE NAMES WILL BE ADDED - for people to PM me and confirm attendance/non-attendance and to check I have the right details to pass on. Confirmations will be sent out after this with any info required for the night. If on a single profile and you do not have a ' +1' next to your name you will only get single entry price - so make sure I know of any potential +1's even if a non fab member. If your name/+1 isn't on the list you don't get the reduced rate!!

For those driving to the club there is a large car park around the back of the club that they are permitted to use (to the right, not the little one on the left!) Enough for a few hundred cars - so i'm sure there will be a space or two left!

There is no pressure to play for those just wishing to socialise, whilst for those that do there are plenty of rooms and areas available for play

Leave any nerves at the door as you won't be needing them once you're in - any newbies will happily been shown around to make sure you are happy with all the facilities. Feel free to chat to others who have been to the club before to put your mind at rest too!

It is a normal club night so the usual dress code still applies (see below) if you do not wish to join in with our Circus themed night

Club dress code:

Guys - Smart clothing. No ripped jeans, trainers, T-shirts or headwear. Entry may be refused

Ladies - As erotic and flirtatious as you dare. Changing areas have been provided, so bring along a choice of outfits if you wish

Xtasia do have a deal with the Premier Inn next door and also the Park Inn at a fixed rate of £49 on a Saturday night - please state that you will be attending Xtasia so that you will be allocated to the right floor. The Premier Inn, West Bromwich Central, is 50 yards from our front door. The Park Inn is about 1/2 mile from us, right beside Junction 1 of the M5, and our local taxi service charges £3 for the trip between us. As well as lovely rooms, you get full access to the health suite and leisure centre, during your stay. If booking in advance and find that the room is cheaper online then again please call them so they can put you with everyone else. To get the Xtasia rate you MUST CALL THE HOTEL DIRECT to get this. If you book online you will pay the online price!

The club has kindly opened their doors to us all on a couples only night so best behaviour please by everyone - if anyone is found to be breaking club rules, causing a nuisance or generally acting out of line then the owners will ask you to leave

I have been informed by the Xtasia owners that only bona fide club members, and those named on my master list will be allowed in the club on the night - meaning if you are not a member and not on the list with a pre application ready, you wont be getting in on the night

Most FAQ's can be answered via the Club's website (link can be found in the club section of Fab)

Lets make this night as good as the other forum socials - if not better!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here are some circus character ideas for anyone not sure of costumes:

Ringmaster/mistress

Clowns

Gymnasts

Trapeze acts

Jugglers

Lion tamers

Flame throwers

Unicyclists

Hoopers (hula hoop displays)

Stunt riders

'Freaks'

Contortionists

Magicians

Strongmen

Human cannonball

Mime artist

Trick rope

Ventriloquist

Gypsy/Fortune Teller

Snake Charmer

Knife thrower/assistant (no real knifes please!)

Jester

'League of gentlemen'

Some animal act ideas are:

Stunt rider and horse

Lion tamer and lion/tiger

Elephant

Trick dog

Bear

Monkey

Tigers

These are just suggestions, feel free to add any more you can think of to help others out - be as creative as you like!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am still taking orders for chocolate cocks!!!

I will only be making them for those who ask so get your orders in!

You can choose from milk or white chocolate

With or without popping candy

AND with or without marshmallows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Train tickets booked and costume ordered, are we there yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And only 17 more sleeps as well, or just 16 until the foam party if you're doing that as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to do my catwalk with the meggins and my toe socks. And then i might just go off and get changed.

I'd have brb moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here are some circus character ideas for anyone not sure of costumes:

Ringmaster/mistress

Clowns

Gymnasts

Trapeze acts

Jugglers

Lion tamers

Flame throwers

Unicyclists

Hoopers (hula hoop displays)

Stunt riders

'Freaks'

Contortionists

Magicians

Strongmen

Human cannonball

Mime artist

Trick rope

Ventriloquist

Gypsy/Fortune Teller

Snake Charmer

Knife thrower/assistant (no real knifes please!)

Jester

'League of gentlemen'

Some animal act ideas are:

Stunt rider and horse

Lion tamer and lion/tiger

Elephant

Trick dog

Bear

Monkey

Tigers

These are just suggestions, feel free to add any more you can think of to help others out - be as creative as you like!

Ninjas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ninjas?"

I've never seen a Ninja at a circus! If you do see a Ninja, are they really any good as a Ninja?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ninjas?

I've never seen a Ninja at a circus! If you do see a Ninja, are they really any good as a Ninja?

Now you see I have seen shoalin monks and things like that as a circus act they came with the Chinese state circus, so martial arts is a performing art,

And you won't see me I will just be in the shadows perving"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ninjas?

I've never seen a Ninja at a circus! If you do see a Ninja, are they really any good as a Ninja?

Now you see I have seen shoalin monks and things like that as a circus act they came with the Chinese state circus, so martial arts is a performing art,

And you won't see me I will just be in the shadows perving

So you're going to be in and out without being noticed then, I'm sure a few women will be disappointed if that was to happen to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am still taking orders for chocolate cocks!!!

I will only be making them for those who ask so get your orders in!

You can choose from milk or white chocolate

With or without popping candy

AND with or without marshmallows!

Can I have a milk chocolate one with everything in it please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am still taking orders for chocolate cocks!!!

I will only be making them for those who ask so get your orders in!

You can choose from milk or white chocolate

With or without popping candy

AND with or without marshmallows!

Can I have a milk chocolate one with everything in it please

Greedy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ninjas?

I've never seen a Ninja at a circus! If you do see a Ninja, are they really any good as a Ninja?

Now you see I have seen shoalin monks and things like that as a circus act they came with the Chinese state circus, so martial arts is a performing art,

And you won't see me I will just be in the shadows perving

So you're going to be in and out without being noticed then, I'm sure a few women will be disappointed if that was to happen to them

I'm only in it for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am still taking orders for chocolate cocks!!!

I will only be making them for those who ask so get your orders in!

You can choose from milk or white chocolate

With or without popping candy

AND with or without marshmallows!

Can I have a milk chocolate one with everything in it please

Greedy!!

When it comes to chocolate cocks yep ... Actually when it comes to cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am still taking orders for chocolate cocks!!!

I will only be making them for those who ask so get your orders in!

You can choose from milk or white chocolate

With or without popping candy

AND with or without marshmallows!

Can I have a milk chocolate one with everything in it please

Greedy!!

When it comes to chocolate cocks yep ... Actually when it comes to cocks

"
so, you like chocolate?

Shall I bring the chocolate body paint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am still taking orders for chocolate cocks!!!

I will only be making them for those who ask so get your orders in!

You can choose from milk or white chocolate

With or without popping candy

AND with or without marshmallows!

Can I have a milk chocolate one with everything in it please

Greedy!!

When it comes to chocolate cocks yep ... Actually when it comes to cocks

so, you like chocolate?

Shall I bring the chocolate body paint?"

Chocolate spread is better

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm all committed now that I have done the membership thingy. Hotel booked, character sorted. I just need to make the final decision on what to wear, pick up P and drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm all committed now that I have done the membership thingy. Hotel booked, character sorted. I just need to make the final decision on what to wear, pick up P and drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big are the lockers by the way? I may bring a change of clothes to get in to after i kick start my meggins campaign.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big are the lockers by the way? I may bring a change of clothes to get in to after i kick start my meggins campaign.

You know those big 'sports direct' bags? Well we use one for the foam parties as we take towels, clothes and other stuff!

So big enough! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big are the lockers by the way? I may bring a change of clothes to get in to after i kick start my meggins campaign.

You know those big 'sports direct' bags? Well we use one for the foam parties as we take towels, clothes and other stuff!

So big enough! Lol

As long as it fits my holdall, it's all good lol.

Cheers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am still taking orders for chocolate cocks!!!

I will only be making them for those who ask so get your orders in!

You can choose from milk or white chocolate

With or without popping candy

AND with or without marshmallows!

Can I have a milk chocolate one with everything in it please

Added

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am still taking orders for chocolate cocks!!!

I will only be making them for those who ask so get your orders in!

You can choose from milk or white chocolate

With or without popping candy

AND with or without marshmallows!

Can I have a milk chocolate one with everything in it please

Greedy!!

When it comes to chocolate cocks yep ... Actually when it comes to cocks

so, you like chocolate?

Shall I bring the chocolate body paint?

Chocolate spread is better

"
nutella do?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Do xtasia get back to you when you have done the online signing up?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Do xtasia get back to you when you have done the online signing up?"

Yes, they got back to me with a months temp membership. Just need to produce ID on the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do xtasia get back to you when you have done the online signing up?"

As soon as they've had a chance to check your online application, they email you back as far as I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

16 more sleeps (where's the getting more and more excited emote)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"16 more sleeps (where's the getting more and more excited emote)

My outfit arrived just got to try it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"16 more sleeps (where's the getting more and more excited emote)

My outfit arrived just got to try it on

If there's any problem - I'm sure your birthday suit fits fine, and won't get damaged in the foam!

*unless you face plant!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My outfit has arrived too but I don't even want to take it out of packaging yet in case it doesn't fit. It was a large lunch today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am still taking orders for chocolate cocks!!!

I will only be making them for those who ask so get your orders in!

You can choose from milk or white chocolate

With or without popping candy

AND with or without marshmallows!

Can I have a milk chocolate one with everything in it please

Greedy!!

When it comes to chocolate cocks yep ... Actually when it comes to cocks

Can I have what she's having please

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I must remember to call the hotel so they put me on the right floor.

I can't have a chocolate cock

I'll still be on a diet.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Do xtasia get back to you when you have done the online signing up?"

Oooh thanks for the reminder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My outfit has arrived too but I don't even want to take it out of packaging yet in case it doesn't fit. It was a large lunch today.

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how big is that figleaf?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm excited

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I must remember to call the hotel so they put me on the right floor.

I can't have a chocolate cock

I'll still be on a diet."

They're only bitesize

*not inserting any comments about fab and cock sizes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am still taking orders for chocolate cocks!!!

I will only be making them for those who ask so get your orders in!

You can choose from milk or white chocolate

With or without popping candy

AND with or without marshmallows!

Can I have a milk chocolate one with everything in it please

Greedy!!

When it comes to chocolate cocks yep ... Actually when it comes to cocks

Can I have what she's having please

Added

Only making for those that ask, if you don't ask - YOU DON'T GET MY KNOB!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't see any woman being interested in any chocolate bar smaller than a sky+

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm excited

Right got dress....got tights dig out shoes and I'm sorted I've even got a date lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got champagne now,where are the flutes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got champagne now,where are the flutes?"

Depends - Who's pipes are you planning on blowing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm excited

Right got dress....got tights dig out shoes and I'm sorted I've even got a date lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"16 more sleeps (where's the getting more and more excited emote)

My outfit arrived just got to try it on

If there's any problem - I'm sure your birthday suit fits fine, and won't get damaged in the foam!

*unless you face plant!

Don't laugh when I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My outfit has arrived too but I don't even want to take it out of packaging yet in case it doesn't fit. It was a large lunch today.

I've not tried mine on yet either, might brave it later x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Hair appointment booked

Beauty parlour booked

So I'm getting there

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Hair appointment and beauty salon appointment?

Yikes. I'm booking neither. I'll need to borrow Ryan's paperbag.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Are there any circus acts that wear paper bags?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hair appointment booked

Beauty parlour booked

So I'm getting there

I'm booking in before the foam party so all good

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

If anyone wants their make up done.....I'm there in the afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone wants their make up done.....I'm there in the afternoon

I might take you up on that if you don't mind? X

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"If anyone wants their make up done.....I'm there in the afternoon

I might take you up on that if you don't mind? X"

No....not at all x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Hair appointment and beauty salon appointment?

Yikes. I'm booking neither. I'll need to borrow Ryan's paperbag.

Don't worry about it. I'll be travelling down from York that day so no time for third party pampering. I'm looking forward to spending the afternoon on the pre-evening meet. Anyway, my beauty is more of a natural, 'take me as you find me' thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone wants their make up done.....I'm there in the afternoon

I might take you up on that if you don't mind? X

No....not at all x"

I'll also be around for anyone needing a hand with hair and/or make up at prem inn

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Can I order four of the milk chocolate cicks with popping candy please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone wants their make up done.....I'm there in the afternoon

I might take you up on that if you don't mind? X

No....not at all x

I'll also be around for anyone needing a hand with hair and/or make up at prem inn

Hmmm might need some helping taming the mane x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone wants their make up done.....I'm there in the afternoon

I might take you up on that if you don't mind? X

No....not at all x

I'll also be around for anyone needing a hand with hair and/or make up at prem inn

Are you any good @ putting hair up ? Mines @ that mid length and does my head in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my train tickets have arrived, just waiting on my costume now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone wants their make up done.....I'm there in the afternoon

I might take you up on that if you don't mind? X

No....not at all x

I'll also be around for anyone needing a hand with hair and/or make up at prem inn

Hmmm might need some helping taming the mane x "

I'm up for a challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone wants their make up done.....I'm there in the afternoon

I might take you up on that if you don't mind? X

No....not at all x

I'll also be around for anyone needing a hand with hair and/or make up at prem inn

Are you any good @ putting hair up ? Mines @ that mid length and does my head in

Depends what your after and what 'props' I have to work with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone wants their make up done.....I'm there in the afternoon

I might take you up on that if you don't mind? X

No....not at all x

I'll also be around for anyone needing a hand with hair and/or make up at prem inn

Hmmm might need some helping taming the mane x

I'm up for a challenge

Good good, not sure how to have it to go with my outfit x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I may set up salon in the hotel room - Obi can be the skivvy and bring tea & biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may set up salon in the hotel room - Obi can be the skivvy and bring tea & biscuits

I have a little white maids pinny if he's going to be nakid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may set up salon in the hotel room - Obi can be the skivvy and bring tea & biscuits

I have a little white maids pinny if he's going to be nakid

Me? Nekkid? As if!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may set up salon in the hotel room - Obi can be the skivvy and bring tea & biscuits

I have a little white maids pinny if he's going to be nakid

I can find some white cuffs and a dicky bow for him (or just put him in my collar and cuffs!)

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I may set up salon in the hotel room - Obi can be the skivvy and bring tea & biscuits

Oi stop stealing my idea

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Did you see my order for chocolate cocks please me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may set up salon in the hotel room - Obi can be the skivvy and bring tea & biscuits

Oi stop stealing my idea

Mwahahaha!! Its on biatch

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I may set up salon in the hotel room - Obi can be the skivvy and bring tea & biscuits

Oi stop stealing my idea

Mwahahaha!! Its on biatch

Lol knock yourself out...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you see my order for chocolate cocks please me?"

I did! sorry!!

*p.s - 4??!! You hungry for cock?!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Did you see my order for chocolate cocks please me?

I did! sorry!!

*p.s - 4??!! You hungry for cock?!

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lol there for gifts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may set up salon in the hotel room - Obi can be the skivvy and bring tea & biscuits

I have a little white maids pinny if he's going to be nakid

I can find some white cuffs and a dicky bow for him (or just put him in my collar and cuffs!)

decisions, decisions what a choice. How about pinny for tea and cuffs for biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may set up salon in the hotel room - Obi can be the skivvy and bring tea & biscuits

I have a little white maids pinny if he's going to be nakid

I can find some white cuffs and a dicky bow for him (or just put him in my collar and cuffs!)

decisions, decisions what a choice. How about pinny for tea and cuffs for biscuits

Sorted!

Now - with or without the Gimp mask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may set up salon in the hotel room - Obi can be the skivvy and bring tea & biscuits

I have a little white maids pinny if he's going to be nakid

I can find some white cuffs and a dicky bow for him (or just put him in my collar and cuffs!)

decisions, decisions what a choice. How about pinny for tea and cuffs for biscuits

Sorted!

Now - with or without the Gimp mask?

Without ! They scare the life out of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may set up salon in the hotel room - Obi can be the skivvy and bring tea & biscuits

I have a little white maids pinny if he's going to be nakid

I can find some white cuffs and a dicky bow for him (or just put him in my collar and cuffs!)

decisions, decisions what a choice. How about pinny for tea and cuffs for biscuits

Sorted!

Now - with or without the Gimp mask?

Without ! They scare the life out of me

He wont look THAT much different without it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can spread Nutella on my willy if all the choccy ones are gone

Now chewing though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can spread Nutella on my willy if all the choccy ones are gone

Now chewing though"

Haven't even made the yet!!

If you want to suck on my cock - just ask?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My outfit has arrived too but I don't even want to take it out of packaging yet in case it doesn't fit. It was a large lunch today.

how big is that figleaf?"

It doesn't fit and I look like rubble in a short black bin bag on legs with boobs that don't fit sticking out the top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the outfit fits and even got extras so don't have to find boots now, bring it on

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"If anyone wants their make up done.....I'm there in the afternoon

I might take you up on that if you don't mind? X

No....not at all x

I'll also be around for anyone needing a hand with hair and/or make up at prem inn

Hmmm might need some helping taming the mane x "

Just leave it flowing wild and go as a lion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am still taking orders for chocolate cocks!!!

I will only be making them for those who ask so get your orders in!

You can choose from milk or white chocolate

With or without popping candy

AND with or without marshmallows!

Can I have a Milk Chocolate one with popping candy without marshmallows please

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Do xtasia do cocktails

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Do xtasia do cocktails

Yes they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do xtasia do cocktails

Yes they do

The even do fishbowels!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Do xtasia do cocktails

Yes they do

The even do fishbowels!

Do they!!!!!!! Oh wow cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do xtasia do cocktails

Yes they do

The even do fishbowels!

Do they!!!!!!! Oh wow cool

Yep! FishBOWLS too!

*not sure fishbowels wouldgo down too well!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh dear my teatotal evening may have just gone down the pan

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oh dear my teatotal evening may have just gone down the pan

It's a cheap bar

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Oh dear my teatotal evening may have just gone down the pan

It's a cheap bar

"
I'm supposed to be acting ladylike

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oh dear my teatotal evening may have just gone down the pan

It's a cheap bar

I'm supposed to be acting ladylike"

You always will.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oh dear my teatotal evening may have just gone down the pan

It's a cheap bar

I'm supposed to be acting ladylike

You always will.....

I'm in the cocktail corner too. I didn't realise that they have a licence - that makes the whole alcohol thing easier.

Diamond, you act the lady and I'll play the fool.

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over a year ago

"If anyone wants their make up done.....I'm there in the afternoon

I might take you up on that if you don't mind? X

No....not at all x

I'll also be around for anyone needing a hand with hair and/or make up at prem inn

If I don't manage to get mine straightened before would you be able to help please?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is anyone offering a massage before the party? I don't really do hair and make-up as it just looks after itself but getting the kinks out of my body and into my mind would be appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone wants their make up done.....I'm there in the afternoon

I might take you up on that if you don't mind? X

No....not at all x

I'll also be around for anyone needing a hand with hair and/or make up at prem inn

If I don't manage to get mine straightened before would you be able to help please? "

I have a 3.30 available

*or whenever

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"If anyone wants their make up done.....I'm there in the afternoon

I might take you up on that if you don't mind? X

No....not at all x

I'll also be around for anyone needing a hand with hair and/or make up at prem inn

If I don't manage to get mine straightened before would you be able to help please?

I have a 3.30 available

*or whenever

I've nicked your booking bittttchhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone wants their make up done.....I'm there in the afternoon

I might take you up on that if you don't mind? X

No....not at all x

I'll also be around for anyone needing a hand with hair and/or make up at prem inn

If I don't manage to get mine straightened before would you be able to help please?

I have a 3.30 available

*or whenever

I've nicked your booking bittttchhhh

Thieving mare!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone wants their make up done.....I'm there in the afternoon

I might take you up on that if you don't mind? X

No....not at all x

I'll also be around for anyone needing a hand with hair and/or make up at prem inn

If I don't manage to get mine straightened before would you be able to help please?

I have a 3.30 available

*or whenever

I've nicked your booking bittttchhhh

Thieving mare!!

I've so got the giggles.

Half a head each ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want some make up too please. Shame you can't do my hair this time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a nice massage if anyone wants one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm available to give massage and also recieve a massage as well

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Can we not go to harvester instead.....means free salad

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm available to give massage and also recieve a massage as well

I'm not falling for that give one to get one nonsense again. I am still waiting for a massage after having given four. I know I should not tar you because of others but...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK lickety, from your description the outfit sounds perfect.I can also do a massage but none of that sabai room rubbish, I'm not smothering myself in soap and giving you an all over body rub.life's too short for all that mallarky

Now the important stuff

Can anyone caneroll my hair as the beads are starting to fall out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we not go to harvester instead.....means free salad

I want harvester too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do a nice massage if anyone wants one?

Changed my mind... I meant to friends not lurkers who then PM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i was to say i have tiny soft feminine hands; i'm not sure if that's going to win me any masculinity points. But, i'm bringing my oil with me and my creams. My massages are fab.

...just saying.

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over a year ago

"I'm available to give massage and also recieve a massage as well

I'm not falling for that give one to get one nonsense again. I am still waiting for a massage after having given four. I know I should not tar you because of others but..."

Then it would be best if I gave you a massage first then

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I am all set...and ready to go!

I'll be bringing my massage oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess I'd better make up a batch of my massage oil as well then

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I am all set...and ready to go!

I'll be bringing my massage oil

And possible other sexy toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 15 more sleeps to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am all set...and ready to go!

I'll be bringing my massage oil

And possible other sexy toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am all set...and ready to go!

I'll be bringing my massage oil

And possible other sexy toys

What would happen if i said my lips need massaging?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I am all set...and ready to go!

I'll be bringing my massage oil

And possible other sexy toys

What would happen if i said my lips need massaging?

Someone might offer to help you choose what to massage them with?

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over a year ago

"I am all set...and ready to go!

I'll be bringing my massage oil

And possible other sexy toys

What would happen if i said my lips need massaging?

Someone might offer to help you choose what to massage them with?

Vicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My massage oil will!! Be ready,we stop frying chips at midnight.

Doesn't take long to cool down

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Can we not go to harvester instead.....means free salad

I went to the harvester close by. It was not that great unfortunately. The best thing was the salad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting on confirmation of my lift! Will be extremely disappointed if I can't make it now!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Waiting on confirmation of my lift! Will be extremely disappointed if I can't make it now!

I hope you make it. I've been looking forward to meeting you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting on confirmation of my lift! Will be extremely disappointed if I can't make it now!

I hope you make it. I've been looking forward to meeting you.

Ditto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting on confirmation of my lift! Will be extremely disappointed if I can't make it now!

Your coming with me Mrs.. then train from Derby to Brum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting on confirmation of my lift! Will be extremely disappointed if I can't make it now!

Your coming with me Mrs.. then train from Derby to Brum

Queenie to the rescue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 weeks tonight is the foam party and 2 weeks tomorrow is the circus social, yayyyy, are we there yet?

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I'm off to the fancy dress shop tomorrow. I'm really looking forward to going through the Mr Benn style magic door

But then I have to choose between clown and ringmaster....decisions decisions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on stick us on the list

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It's exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is alright if what i wear isn't really circus related? I don't know why i thought a leapord print meggins is within the theme.

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I'll sure that there will have been a circus with leopards at some point in history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 weeks today

Excited much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is alright if what i wear isn't really circus related? I don't know why i thought a leapord print meggins is within the theme.

I'm not going to be circus related. Well.... I'll be an odd looking audience member.

Got my hotel booked so I'm coming.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am looking forward to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is alright if what i wear isn't really circus related? I don't know why i thought a leapord print meggins is within the theme.

I'm not going to be circus related. Well.... I'll be an odd looking audience member.

Got my hotel booked so I'm coming.

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is alright if what i wear isn't really circus related? I don't know why i thought a leapord print meggins is within the theme.

I'm not going to be circus related. Well.... I'll be an odd looking audience member.

Got my hotel booked so I'm coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fox is there an updated list of who is coming now please ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is alright if what i wear isn't really circus related? I don't know why i thought a leapord print meggins is within the theme.

I'm not going to be circus related. Well.... I'll be an odd looking audience member.

Got my hotel booked so I'm coming.

Whooop!! Is it February yet? Now i'm excited.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It is alright if what i wear isn't really circus related? I don't know why i thought a leapord print meggins is within the theme.

I'm not going to be circus related. Well.... I'll be an odd looking audience member.

Got my hotel booked so I'm coming.

Whooop!! Is it February yet? Now i'm excited.

If it's February then it's the day and I am running late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is alright if what i wear isn't really circus related? I don't know why i thought a leapord print meggins is within the theme.

I'm not going to be circus related. Well.... I'll be an odd looking audience member.

Got my hotel booked so I'm coming.

Whooop!! Is it February yet? Now i'm excited.

If it's February then it's the day and I am running late.

That's okay. I probably am too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fox is there an updated list of who is coming now please ?

There is - but its not getting posted in the threads.

A fair few folk asked to be added via PM rather than via here including some with specific reasons (stalker issues and the like) - so it's only going up again after the list closes on the 22nd.

Anyone who wishes to attend after that can still contact the club directly but wont get the agreed discounts.

*sorry - Fox is busy cooking my breakfast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fox is there an updated list of who is coming now please ?

There is - but its not getting posted in the threads.

A fair few folk asked to be added via PM rather than via here including some with specific reasons (stalker issues and the like) - so it's only going up again after the list closes on the 22nd.

Anyone who wishes to attend after that can still contact the club directly but wont get the agreed discounts.

*sorry - Fox is busy cooking my breakfast!

That's fair enough. Enjoy breakfast hang on breakfast it's 1pm lazy bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it looks like I'm offically a Member of Xstasia for a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Fox,

Can you remove me from the list please.

Due to unforeseen (well maybe I should have for seen!) circumstances I don't think I can make it now & I don't want to mess you around with a last minute cancellation.

I'm sooooo disappointed, costume was sorted and I was looking forward to meeting everyone

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over a year ago

"Hey Fox,

Can you remove me from the list please.

Due to unforeseen (well maybe I should have for seen!) circumstances I don't think I can make it now & I don't want to mess you around with a last minute cancellation.

I'm sooooo disappointed, costume was sorted and I was looking forward to meeting everyone

We can take you off now - or leave it til the 22nd - or just leave you on the list til the night if it's not a definite 'can't make it'.

Same goes for everyone. Having your name down gets you the discounted rate and helps the club estimate numbers - nothing more.

If people are 100% sure they won't be coming - let us know. If it's a maybe - let us know nearer the time.

It's just a list - not a legally binding contract.

*although there maybe one small print about buying any lions in attendance a drink!

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over a year ago

" We can take you off now - or leave it til the 22nd - or just leave you on the list til the night if it's not a definite 'can't make it'.

Same goes for everyone. Having your name down gets you the discounted rate and helps the club estimate numbers - nothing more.

If people are 100% sure they won't be coming - let us know. If it's a maybe - let us know nearer the time.

It's just a list - not a legally binding contract.

*although there maybe one small print about NOT buying any lions in attendance a drink! Though Tigers can be brought drinks, especially if it's Fosters

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hey Fox,

Can you remove me from the list please.

Due to unforeseen (well maybe I should have for seen!) circumstances I don't think I can make it now & I don't want to mess you around with a last minute cancellation.

I'm sooooo disappointed, costume was sorted and I was looking forward to meeting everyone

We can take you off now - or leave it til the 22nd - or just leave you on the list til the night if it's not a definite 'can't make it'.

Same goes for everyone. Having your name down gets you the discounted rate and helps the club estimate numbers - nothing more.

If people are 100% sure they won't be coming - let us know. If it's a maybe - let us know nearer the time.

It's just a list - not a legally binding contract.

*although there maybe one small print about buying any lions in attendance a drink!

Only if I get a taste of Lion Bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14 more sleeps and the circus will be in town

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Someone please remind me to call the hotel on Monday so they put me on the right floor. I don't want to miss any shenanigans!

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over a year ago

"Someone please remind me to call the hotel on Monday so they put me on the right floor. I don't want to miss any shenanigans! "

Call the hotel on Monday!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've still not heard back from them yet

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Someone please remind me to call the hotel on Monday so they put me on the right floor. I don't want to miss any shenanigans!

Call the hotel on Monday!

I meant on Monday, smartarse

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've still not heard back from them yet

The hotel or the club?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I've still not heard back from them yet

The hotel or the club?"
club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've still not heard back from them yet

The hotel or the club?club

Message them on their profile on here, or give them a ring.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I've still not heard back from them yet

The hotel or the club?club

Message them on their profile on here, or give them a ring. "
yes, think I will after the weekend, I've emailed them via the website

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've still not heard back from them yet

The hotel or the club?club

Message them on their profile on here, or give them a ring. yes, think I will after the weekend, I've emailed them via the website"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I've still not heard back from them yet

The hotel or the club?club

Message them on their profile on here, or give them a ring. yes, think I will after the weekend, I've emailed them via the website

If you're going to give them a ring, tomorrow afternoon is probably the best time, but messaging on here, I would of thought anytime would be OK. Though you'll probably hear back from them direct before long anyway lol. "
I don't want to be a pain but others have heard back, wasn't sure if there is a problem with my email

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've still not heard back from them yet

The hotel or the club?club

Message them on their profile on here, or give them a ring. yes, think I will after the weekend, I've emailed them via the website

If you're going to give them a ring, tomorrow afternoon is probably the best time, but messaging on here, I would of thought anytime would be OK. Though you'll probably hear back from them direct before long anyway lol. I don't want to be a pain but others have heard back, wasn't sure if there is a problem with my email

It is worth checking, just incase. Better to get it sorted before the social rather than having to fill the forms in etc on the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, work have confirmed that i have the weekend off on the 1st. Is it 2 weeks to go now?

..i also need to sort things with the hotel. They keep telling me to ring back. Apparently their system hasn't updated yet. But i do have a booking nonetheless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all these people witwooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all these people witwooo

Have u username searched them yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all these people witwooo

That's a list of circus characters Jacqs, not usernames...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck off

or om not making ya breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all these people witwooo

Have u username searched them yet?

bitchxxx

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"all these people witwooo

Have u username searched them yet?

bitchxxx"

Meow xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another day closer, only 13 more sleeps now

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I have done my membership application

Just need to phone the hotel tomorrow and sort my outfit now

EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've started packing ready I'm that excited, just got to pick something sexy to get changed into and other bits and bobs... So excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've started packing ready I'm that excited, just got to pick something sexy to get changed into and other bits and bobs... So excited

...i haven't got my shoes yet. Nor have i decided on a top. Oh man!

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over a year ago

"Well I've started packing ready I'm that excited, just got to pick something sexy to get changed into and other bits and bobs... So excited

...i haven't got my shoes yet. Nor have i decided on a top. Oh man!

Don't worry I'm just packing as I get bits, not got my shoes yet or the the clothes for the Friday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pack on the Friday and just see what I throw in the bag lol.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

All sorted, it had gone into my spam box, so I shall be going to the ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All sorted, it had gone into my spam box, so I shall be going to the ball

Yayyyyyyy

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over a year ago

I still need to buy shoes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like shoe shops are going to be doing a roaring trade at this rate

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I've put a post up for those of us who are travelling to West Bromwich and want to meet up before the social.

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/clubs/239911

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over a year ago

"I've put a post up for those of us who are travelling to West Bromwich and want to meet up before the social.

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/clubs/239911"

Must be about time for thread number 12 as well now

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