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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The list is now closed .... But if you there make sure you come and say hello to everyone!!

3 more sleeps to go

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we there yet now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we there yet now "

No, no, no !

Do you want Lucy to spank you or something ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the previous thread .... whatever number that was ....

Cin .... a lot of us will be in the shagalodge .... But no idea how many .... But just look for those who look like they're having a night out in Essex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we there yet now

No, no, no !

Do you want Lucy to spank you or something ? "

Bugger is it that obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From the previous thread .... whatever number that was ....

Cin .... a lot of us will be in the shagalodge .... But no idea how many .... But just look for those who look like they're having a night out in Essex "

It's Kent lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"From the previous thread .... whatever number that was ....

Cin .... a lot of us will be in the shagalodge .... But no idea how many .... But just look for those who look like they're having a night out in Essex

It's Kent lol"

I think he means the white boots etc! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From the previous thread .... whatever number that was ....

Cin .... a lot of us will be in the shagalodge .... But no idea how many .... But just look for those who look like they're having a night out in Essex

It's Kent lol

I think he means the white boots etc! Lol x "

I could have said girls in Newcastle

Was thinking TOWIE

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Are we there yet now

No, no, no !

Do you want Lucy to spank you or something ?

Bugger is it that obvious "

Oh yes! We should form an orderly queue dont you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From the previous thread .... whatever number that was ....

Cin .... a lot of us will be in the shagalodge .... But no idea how many .... But just look for those who look like they're having a night out in Essex

It's Kent lol

I think he means the white boots etc! Lol x "

Oh yeah der , this living in Essex has rubbed off on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we there yet now

No, no, no !

Do you want Lucy to spank you or something ?

Bugger is it that obvious

Oh yes! We should form an orderly queue dont you think? "

Me first

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Are we there yet now

No, no, no !

Do you want Lucy to spank you or something ?

Bugger is it that obvious

Oh yes! We should form an orderly queue dont you think?

Me first "

Me next! Please hold my hand..I've never been spanked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we there yet now

No, no, no !

Do you want Lucy to spank you or something ?

Bugger is it that obvious

Oh yes! We should form an orderly queue dont you think?

Me first

Me next! Please hold my hand..I've never been spanked "

Sshhhh neither have I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we there yet now

No, no, no !

Do you want Lucy to spank you or something ?

Bugger is it that obvious

Oh yes! We should form an orderly queue dont you think?

Me first

Me next! Please hold my hand..I've never been spanked

Sshhhh neither have I "

I'm more than happy to deputise for Lucy

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm at the Holiday Inn but planning to come and meet up with you all at Shagalodge beforehand. We need a system to let people know we've arrived.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm at the Holiday Inn but planning to come and meet up with you all at Shagalodge beforehand. We need a system to let people know we've arrived.

"

Sound the fire alarm in the hotel? he he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm at the Holiday Inn but planning to come and meet up with you all at Shagalodge beforehand. We need a system to let people know we've arrived.

Sound the fire alarm in the hotel? he he he "

You just want a lot of firemen to turn up

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Are we there yet now

No, no, no !

Do you want Lucy to spank you or something ?

Bugger is it that obvious

Oh yes! We should form an orderly queue dont you think?

Me first

Me next! Please hold my hand..I've never been spanked

Sshhhh neither have I "

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I'm at the Holiday Inn but planning to come and meet up with you all at Shagalodge beforehand. We need a system to let people know we've arrived.

Sound the fire alarm in the hotel? he he he

You just want a lot of firemen to turn up "

Am I THAT transparent??? I could strip one naked (have my wicked way with him), steal his outfit and lend it to Ryan for my challenge to him Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't forget to say that you have come "for the social" when you get to club!!

Or you won't get the discount entrance fee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm at the Holiday Inn but planning to come and meet up with you all at Shagalodge beforehand. We need a system to let people know we've arrived.

Sound the fire alarm in the hotel? he he he

You just want a lot of firemen to turn up

Am I THAT transparent??? I could strip one naked (have my wicked way with him), steal his outfit and lend it to Ryan for my challenge to him Lol "

It's the poles and big hoses and getting very wet

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Just be careful if you park next to my car..it has WIDE doors to fit a WIDE me !!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I'm at the Holiday Inn but planning to come and meet up with you all at Shagalodge beforehand. We need a system to let people know we've arrived.

Sound the fire alarm in the hotel? he he he

You just want a lot of firemen to turn up

Am I THAT transparent??? I could strip one naked (have my wicked way with him), steal his outfit and lend it to Ryan for my challenge to him Lol

It's the poles and big hoses and getting very wet "

Shhhhh you! Dont give the game away Foxy

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Just be careful if you park next to my car..it has WIDE doors to fit a WIDE me !! "

Errr be careful of my truck...its even wider! lol

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By *ust a TeaseMan
over a year ago

Earth

if ya want me, ill be in the hot tubs

i gotta find somewhere to hang out seeing as all the corners are taken

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"if ya want me, ill be in the hot tubs

i gotta find somewhere to hang out seeing as all the corners are taken "

Didn't anyone tell ya??? They've only got Round rooms at Eureka's

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Don't forget to say that you have come "for the social" when you get to club!!

Or you won't get the discount entrance fee!!

"

Any freebies going Miss?

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

I'm getting giddy in my chair. Also beginning to wish i had planned to go on Friday, just to make the weekend seem longer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have been asked if we are going to have pre social drinks?

Anyone want to organise it? As I am extremely busy at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been asked if we are going to have pre social drinks?

Anyone want to organise it? As I am extremely busy at the moment "

Still not done with those name badges ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have been asked if we are going to have pre social drinks?

Anyone want to organise it? As I am extremely busy at the moment

Still not done with those name badges ? "

Unfortunately real life needs some attention at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we all just say meet up in hotel at a certain time and go from there.

On a serious note though after a recent thread I'm now having a panic and its put me off going any where near hot tubs which I was looking forward to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it would appear there's a burger king at the same place as the travelodge

So that's breakfast sorted

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Well it would appear there's a burger king at the same place as the travelodge

So that's breakfast sorted "

Is there a bar at Shagalodge or a pub nearby.

Or we invade Blackshadow at the Hilton as they have a bar and large lounge area.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I think we all just say meet up in hotel at a certain time and go from there.

On a serious note though after a recent thread I'm now having a panic and its put me off going any where near hot tubs which I was looking forward to "

What thread was that?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we all just say meet up in hotel at a certain time and go from there.

On a serious note though after a recent thread I'm now having a panic and its put me off going any where near hot tubs which I was looking forward to

What thread was that?? X"

It's sorted , I'm just bringing a load of marker pens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it would appear there's a burger king at the same place as the travelodge

So that's breakfast sorted

Is there a bar at Shagalodge or a pub nearby.

Or we invade Blackshadow at the Hilton as they have a bar and large lounge area.

"

It doesn't say, on the travelodge website ....

Blue Waters Shopping Centre is just down the road... bound to be something there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been laid up ill for a week so as much as id like to meet you all for a drink before hand I know its going to be a very long night so im going to have an easy day and hunt you all down in Eurekas in the evening xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been laid up ill for a week so as much as id like to meet you all for a drink before hand I know its going to be a very long night so im going to have an easy day and hunt you all down in Eurekas in the evening xxxx"

I like the sound of being hunted down

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Well it would appear there's a burger king at the same place as the travelodge

So that's breakfast sorted

Is there a bar at Shagalodge or a pub nearby.

Or we invade Blackshadow at the Hilton as they have a bar and large lounge area.

"

My hotel also has breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it would appear there's a burger king at the same place as the travelodge

So that's breakfast sorted

Is there a bar at Shagalodge or a pub nearby.

Or we invade Blackshadow at the Hilton as they have a bar and large lounge area.

My hotel also has breakfast "

Breakfast on you then

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Well it would appear there's a burger king at the same place as the travelodge

So that's breakfast sorted

Is there a bar at Shagalodge or a pub nearby.

Or we invade Blackshadow at the Hilton as they have a bar and large lounge area.

My hotel also has breakfast "

So does mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How many travel lodges are there in that area?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many travel lodges are there in that area? "

Loads and yours is in dagenham not dartford

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many travel lodges are there in that area?

Loads and yours is in dagenham not dartford "

Are we in the right travel lodge?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"How many travel lodges are there in that area?

Loads and yours is in dagenham not dartford

Are we in the right travel lodge? "

I'm in the campanile... All alone it seems

But it does have a restaurant if anyone wants to hang out for a pre-social social

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Hope so charles st D49 9AP.

What did u read that put u off hot gubs ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many travel lodges are there in that area?

Loads and yours is in dagenham not dartford

Are we in the right travel lodge? "

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope so charles st D49 9AP.

What did u read that put u off hot gubs ?? "

It's ok I'm just going to hand pens out first now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many travel lodges are there in that area?

Loads and yours is in dagenham not dartford

Are we in the right travel lodge?

I'm in the campanile... All alone it seems

But it does have a restaurant if anyone wants to hang out for a pre-social social "

I think that'll do

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I don't want to be a pain...but, if the majority of people are at the Travelodge, would not be easier for those few in other hotels to come to the travelodge rather than have to organise a number of taxis or risk getting lost?

Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't want to be a pain...but, if the majority of people are at the Travelodge, would not be easier for those few in other hotels to come to the travelodge rather than have to organise a number of taxis or risk getting lost?

Just a thought "

I think I agree with you on this bambi!

Not sure if it has a bar but I will check it out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't want to be a pain...but, if the majority of people are at the Travelodge, would not be easier for those few in other hotels to come to the travelodge rather than have to organise a number of taxis or risk getting lost?

Just a thought

I think I agree with you on this bambi!

Not sure if it has a bar but I will check it out now "

I like this as well

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

As I am there on Friday night I will check out what's around. Otherwise party in my room.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't think the hotel does have a bar

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"As I am there on Friday night I will check out what's around. Otherwise party in my room. "

Yohoho, you are on recce duty on Friday. You decide where it's best to meet for a pre-social social.

I don't know if the Holiday Inn has a bar. I do know the Thistle at Brands Hatch and The Hilton, where Blackshadow is booked, have bars as they are the only two hotels I have stayed at in the area before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it would appear there's a burger king at the same place as the travelodge

So that's breakfast sorted

Is there a bar at Shagalodge or a pub nearby.

Or we invade Blackshadow at the Hilton as they have a bar and large lounge area.

It doesn't say, on the travelodge website ....

Blue Waters Shopping Centre is just down the road... bound to be something there "

Yep no bar by the details on the website

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What's happening

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Who is staying in the holiday inn??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Who is staying in the holiday inn?? "

I am.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Travel lodges rarely have bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Travel lodges rarely have bars "

Stayed in one in Peterborough, and the breakfast room was a table and microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Travel lodges rarely have bars

Stayed in one in Peterborough, and the breakfast room was a table and microwave "

The one in Maidstone had a great bar

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Travel lodges rarely have bars

Stayed in one in Peterborough, and the breakfast room was a table and microwave

The one in Maidstone had a great bar "

We are not going to Maidstone though...fox's car is going to be full of booze lol I have toffee vodka and cocktails lol

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By *atchMan
over a year ago

reigate


"Travel lodges rarely have bars

Stayed in one in Peterborough, and the breakfast room was a table and microwave

The one in Maidstone had a great bar "

Yes the bar in Maidstone was good but only after we all got thrown out of the room ha who was to blame think the over zealous staff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Travel lodges rarely have bars

Stayed in one in Peterborough, and the breakfast room was a table and microwave

The one in Maidstone had a great bar

We are not going to Maidstone though...fox's car is going to be full of booze lol I have toffee vodka and cocktails lol "

Piss up on the back seat ?

Remember I'm driving lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Travel lodges rarely have bars

Stayed in one in Peterborough, and the breakfast room was a table and microwave

The one in Maidstone had a great bar

We are not going to Maidstone though...fox's car is going to be full of booze lol I have toffee vodka and cocktails lol "

Any room on back seat then please , I'm only little honest

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Travel lodges rarely have bars

Stayed in one in Peterborough, and the breakfast room was a table and microwave

The one in Maidstone had a great bar

We are not going to Maidstone though...fox's car is going to be full of booze lol I have toffee vodka and cocktails lol

Piss up on the back seat ?

Remember I'm driving lol"

Lol I don't drink during the day I ain't that bad lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

36 hours!

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"As I am there on Friday night I will check out what's around. Otherwise party in my room.

Yohoho, you are on recce duty on Friday. You decide where it's best to meet for a pre-social social.

I don't know if the Holiday Inn has a bar. I do know the Thistle at Brands Hatch and The Hilton, where Blackshadow is booked, have bars as they are the only two hotels I have stayed at in the area before.

"

Okay I will have a look around tomorrow night and let you all know xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I am there on Friday night I will check out what's around. Otherwise party in my room.

Yohoho, you are on recce duty on Friday. You decide where it's best to meet for a pre-social social.

I don't know if the Holiday Inn has a bar. I do know the Thistle at Brands Hatch and The Hilton, where Blackshadow is booked, have bars as they are the only two hotels I have stayed at in the area before.

Okay I will have a look around tomorrow night and let you all know xx"

I'm sure you'll do a thorough job

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

2 more sleeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If pre club meet up gets arranged can ya post it on the thread where it is please ta!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Hair cut day today. Plus booze/haribo shopping! Toe and finger nail painting and bag packing. lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Travel lodges rarely have bars

Stayed in one in Peterborough, and the breakfast room was a table and microwave

The one in Maidstone had a great bar

We are not going to Maidstone though...fox's car is going to be full of booze lol I have toffee vodka and cocktails lol

Any room on back seat then please , I'm only little honest "

You can sit on my knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure about a bar in the holiday inn we are staying there and normally there is a pub very near for food and such well there. Have been when ive stayed in them before x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us.

That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us.

That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men.

"

Thats crap xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Travel lodges rarely have bars

Stayed in one in Peterborough, and the breakfast room was a table and microwave

The one in Maidstone had a great bar

We are not going to Maidstone though...fox's car is going to be full of booze lol I have toffee vodka and cocktails lol

Any room on back seat then please , I'm only little honest

You can sit on my knee "

Cheers , promise I won't wriggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us.

That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men.

"

xxxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us.

That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men.

Thats crap xxx "

I know. It's the effect I have on men. I started with four potentials and now I have none.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us.

That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men.

Thats crap xxx

I know. It's the effect I have on men. I started with four potentials and now I have none. "

Don't worry, I'm a Norma no mates too - we can always hunt together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us.

That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men.

"

You are more than welcome to come with me and cheeky makes sense as we are in the same hotel

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

im looking forward to meeting everyone and saying hello.x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

im looking forward to meeting everyone and saying hello.x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us.

That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men.

"

Lickety that sucks!!! Xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us.

That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men.

Lickety that sucks!!! Xx "

To be fair to him it's an emergency DJ gig where he's getting £500 for the night. I can't really offer anything worth anywhere near that.

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over a year ago

Just a quick thought, does anybody want to swap face pics , yeah I know we did it a while ago but I've slept since then. It may just help us all find each other at hotel and also save look from having to think of conversations with the word Fab in them

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us.

That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men.

Lickety that sucks!!! Xx

To be fair to him it's an emergency DJ gig where he's getting £500 for the night. I can't really offer anything worth anywhere near that. "

Can't we all pitch in a few quid each

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over a year ago


"Just a quick thought, does anybody want to swap face pics , yeah I know we did it a while ago but I've slept since then. It may just help us all find each other at hotel and also save look from having to think of conversations with the word Fab in them "

*Luke

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Just a quick thought, does anybody want to swap face pics , yeah I know we did it a while ago but I've slept since then. It may just help us all find each other at hotel and also save look from having to think of conversations with the word Fab in them "

I don't mind with the regulars who I know will turn up. Won't be sending it to people who I've not really spoken to before. Last time I had total ransoms asking and haven't seen them post on forums before or since! Sneaky buggers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a quick thought, does anybody want to swap face pics , yeah I know we did it a while ago but I've slept since then. It may just help us all find each other at hotel and also save look from having to think of conversations with the word Fab in them

I don't mind with the regulars who I know will turn up. Won't be sending it to people who I've not really spoken to before. Last time I had total ransoms asking and haven't seen them post on forums before or since! Sneaky buggers x "

Sorry yep that's what I meant only with people going social.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Just a quick thought, does anybody want to swap face pics , yeah I know we did it a while ago but I've slept since then. It may just help us all find each other at hotel and also save look from having to think of conversations with the word Fab in them

I don't mind with the regulars who I know will turn up. Won't be sending it to people who I've not really spoken to before. Last time I had total ransoms asking and haven't seen them post on forums before or since! Sneaky buggers x

Sorry yep that's what I meant only with people going social. "

I assume those of you that were at Cupids know what i look like by now. Ping me if you need a reminder.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Just a quick thought, does anybody want to swap face pics , yeah I know we did it a while ago but I've slept since then. It may just help us all find each other at hotel and also save look from having to think of conversations with the word Fab in them "

At the early stages of Manchester it was a few of us with me wandering up to people and saying hello, I think I recognise you. By the time we were putting tables together no one was guessing. It was quite funny playing guess the Fabster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like playing guess who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like playing guess who "

It's always the blonde Scandinavian one wearing the hat

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I like playing guess who

It's always the blonde Scandinavian one wearing the hat "

She's really tall so I think we can spot her.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I like playing guess who

It's always the blonde Scandinavian one wearing the hat

She's really tall so I think we can spot her."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone wants mine just ask

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"If anyone wants mine just ask "

tart lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to look fantastic if my eye doesn't go down before the night. Don't know what I have done to it but it's red and swollen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh poor you i hope your eye gets better ,can you not wear a patch? a pirate hooker !!!!

I looked on calender yesterday and i'm having something done to my vein in my leg sat morning so i'll be the one limping !!!!

Us ladies are not having much luck are we ...my +1 went awol but lucky me someone came to the rescue .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh poor you i hope your eye gets better ,can you not wear a patch? a pirate hooker !!!!

I looked on calender yesterday and i'm having something done to my vein in my leg sat morning so i'll be the one limping !!!!

Us ladies are not having much luck are we ...my +1 went awol but lucky me someone came to the rescue ..... "

Lol a fine pair we will make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its ok ive got a spotty arse so hey ho lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I stupidly wore new shoes to work today and now have massive blisters in my heels!!

Not a good look!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its ok ive got a spotty arse so hey ho lol"

Woo hoo me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its ok ive got a spotty arse so hey ho lol

Woo hoo me too "

I always do in fairness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wear socks "

I should have worn socks with the nasty new shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its ok ive got a spotty arse so hey ho lol

Woo hoo me too

I always do in fairness "

Me too me too , you have made my day thank you thank you xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am exfloiating my arse

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am exfloiating my arse "

I do that everyday

I'm bringing pens for dot to dot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


" "

ohhh hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this getting preened beforehand is hard work !!!..

I've been using fake tan all week ...only to be told i smell of marmite ...well you'll either love me or hate me ..

Have invested in a big bottle of perfume now ..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"this getting preened beforehand is hard work !!!..

I've been using fake tan all week ...only to be told i smell of marmite ...well you'll either love me or hate me ..

Have invested in a big bottle of perfume now .."

oh what one did you get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got avon and it stinks well it was 1/2 price...lol..am now going over it with st tropez which is double the price but better .Wish i had just got that in the 1st place ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wear socks "

White knee highs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am exfloiating my arse "

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got avon and it stinks well it was 1/2 price...lol..am now going over it with st tropez which is double the price but better .Wish i had just got that in the 1st place .. "

I'm having one done tomorrow but slightly worried what with living in Essex , if it goes wrong I will be the tangoed one in the corner with the patch on eye and handful of pens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got avon and it stinks well it was 1/2 price...lol..am now going over it with st tropez which is double the price but better .Wish i had just got that in the 1st place ..

I'm having one done tomorrow but slightly worried what with living in Essex , if it goes wrong I will be the tangoed one in the corner with the patch on eye and handful of pens "

Some may think that's a sexy look, you never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got avon and it stinks well it was 1/2 price...lol..am now going over it with st tropez which is double the price but better .Wish i had just got that in the 1st place ..

I'm having one done tomorrow but slightly worried what with living in Essex , if it goes wrong I will be the tangoed one in the corner with the patch on eye and handful of pens

Some may think that's a sexy look, you never know "

I'm keeping everything crossed for that

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By *ust a TeaseMan
over a year ago

Earth

any one need help with the fake tan they are applying lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got avon and it stinks well it was 1/2 price...lol..am now going over it with st tropez which is double the price but better .Wish i had just got that in the 1st place ..

I'm having one done tomorrow but slightly worried what with living in Essex , if it goes wrong I will be the tangoed one in the corner with the patch on eye and handful of pens

Some may think that's a sexy look, you never know

I'm keeping everything crossed for that "

You go girl, men love a bit of confidence

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I've just been on the sunbed.

Fake tan and I do not get on x

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I have Popcorn- Marshmallows and Werthers for nibbles..

Two tins of Mojito for dutch courage in the afternoon need to buy wine and or vodka tomorrow. Filled the car with petrol got two new rear tyres.

Will fill the boot with all my bits and rotate my CD's for the journey..

I bought a scratchy sponge just to make sure I dont have a spotty bum will need someone to screw the balls on my horseshoes as I cant do it with long nails and anyway my tummy gets in the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have Popcorn- Marshmallows and Werthers for nibbles..

Two tins of Mojito for dutch courage in the afternoon need to buy wine and or vodka tomorrow. Filled the car with petrol got two new rear tyres.

Will fill the boot with all my bits and rotate my CD's for the journey..

I bought a scratchy sponge just to make sure I dont have a spotty bum will need someone to screw the balls on my horseshoes as I cant do it with long nails and anyway my tummy gets in the way. "

What's horseshoes ?

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By *ust a TeaseMan
over a year ago

Earth

so you will be glowing then

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I have Popcorn- Marshmallows and Werthers for nibbles..

Two tins of Mojito for dutch courage in the afternoon need to buy wine and or vodka tomorrow. Filled the car with petrol got two new rear tyres.

Will fill the boot with all my bits and rotate my CD's for the journey..

I bought a scratchy sponge just to make sure I dont have a spotty bum will need someone to screw the balls on my horseshoes as I cant do it with long nails and anyway my tummy gets in the way. "

Popcorn??? Does that mean we can make pass the popcorn jokes all night!?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

me and fake tan don't go so won't be doing that.....however i will be dying my hair shaving my legs and fanny exfloiating my arse legs and arms lol

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"I have Popcorn- Marshmallows and Werthers for nibbles..

Two tins of Mojito for dutch courage in the afternoon need to buy wine and or vodka tomorrow. Filled the car with petrol got two new rear tyres.

Will fill the boot with all my bits and rotate my CD's for the journey..

I bought a scratchy sponge just to make sure I dont have a spotty bum will need someone to screw the balls on my horseshoes as I cant do it with long nails and anyway my tummy gets in the way.

Popcorn??? Does that mean we can make pass the popcorn jokes all night!? "

Yes indeed .. my point exactly.. As I will be sitting in a corner with Mooodymoo.

And horseshoes are piercings..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me and fake tan don't go so won't be doing that.....however i will be dying my hair shaving my legs and fanny exfloiating my arse legs and arms lol "

I'm sorry but I'm pmsl at fanny exfoliating my arse legs and arms

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"me and fake tan don't go so won't be doing that.....however i will be dying my hair shaving my legs and fanny exfloiating my arse legs and arms lol

I'm sorry but I'm pmsl at fanny exfoliating my arse legs and arms "

Its hard work being a woman lol...oh painting my toe nails and hoping my outfit will fit.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wooohooo

My costume has arrived

Well it's at the post office for collection

Sorry to disappoint but I will NOT be turning up in my kilt

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm going to put on some eyeshadow and lipstick and I will be fully moisturised as usual. That's it. Oh, a shower before going out too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a haircut!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I'm having a haircut! "

You won't see it under the fro!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm having a haircut! "

Yep that about sums up a mans prep

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"I'm having a haircut! "

Had one at the start of the week. I'l all good to go

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse "

What have they sent ?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse "

Ohh Bum ring them up ask them to get the right one into post today

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse

What have they sent ? "

a working girl thing very app but its a size nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh no....am feeling your pain !!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse

What have they sent ?

a working girl thing very app but its a size nothing "

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse "

It's ok...

I'm fucked for an outfit too.

My "date" for the evening has hers..but I fucking ain't got mine.

Gonna be a Casual job for me I think.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse

It's ok...

I'm fucked for an outfit too.

My "date" for the evening has hers..but I fucking ain't got mine.

Gonna be a Casual job for me I think. "

If you've got a rugby shirt bring it for me and I'll let you have a basque and some stockings for your outfit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse

It's ok...

I'm fucked for an outfit too.

My "date" for the evening has hers..but I fucking ain't got mine.

Gonna be a Casual job for me I think.

If you've got a rugby shirt bring it for me and I'll let you have a basque and some stockings for your outfit. "

I dont. But why do you want a rugby shirt?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse

It's ok...

I'm fucked for an outfit too.

My "date" for the evening has hers..but I fucking ain't got mine.

Gonna be a Casual job for me I think.

If you've got a rugby shirt bring it for me and I'll let you have a basque and some stockings for your outfit.

I dont. But why do you want a rugby shirt? "

I was planning on coming as a hooker.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Rang them they can send it out but won't be with me until Saturday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, that's cutting it fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure that on the night after all the outfit dramas,hair catastrophes and nail disasters and thats just the men! Everyone will look fantastic regardless xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse

It's ok...

I'm fucked for an outfit too.

My "date" for the evening has hers..but I fucking ain't got mine.

Gonna be a Casual job for me I think.

If you've got a rugby shirt bring it for me and I'll let you have a basque and some stockings for your outfit.

I dont. But why do you want a rugby shirt?

I was planning on coming as a hooker."

Jahaha!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Im sure that on the night after all the outfit dramas,hair catastrophes and nail disasters and thats just the men! Everyone will look fantastic regardless xxx "

When we're all dishevelled and tired.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Damn, that's cutting it fine "

lol you tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope all the wardrobe disasters get sorted!

If not - just wear nice underwear! Last time I strolled down 'De Wallen' in Amsterdam that's all the girls were wearing! Then just tie a red light bulb round your neck!

On a slight tangent - we'll have room for 3 happy Shagalodge guests in the car to and from the club!

Hottie gets the front seat of course!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hope all the wardrobe disasters get sorted!

If not - just wear nice underwear! Last time I strolled down 'De Wallen' in Amsterdam that's all the girls were wearing! Then just tie a red light bulb round your neck!

On a slight tangent - we'll have room for 3 happy Shagalodge guests in the car to and from the club!

Hottie gets the front seat of course! "

I'll go teetotal for the night and drive the Holiday Inn people as long as someone navigates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 space left for a happy single Shagalodger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope all the wardrobe disasters get sorted!

If not - just wear nice underwear! Last time I strolled down 'De Wallen' in Amsterdam that's all the girls were wearing! Then just tie a red light bulb round your neck!

On a slight tangent - we'll have room for 3 happy Shagalodge guests in the car to and from the club!

Hottie gets the front seat of course! "

I'm chauffeuring too

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"1 space left for a happy single Shagalodger! "

Who's the other 2?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 space left for a happy single Shagalodger!

Who's the other 2?? Xx"

Willabooby and Kelly Brook!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"1 space left for a happy single Shagalodger!

Who's the other 2?? Xx

Willabooby and Kelly Brook! "

Oooh FFFM??? Nice!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us.

That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men.

Lickety that sucks!!! Xx

To be fair to him it's an emergency DJ gig where he's getting £500 for the night. I can't really offer anything worth anywhere near that. "

What a shame my friend! I am gutted for you but I have no doubt you will find plenty of suitors to keep you entertained during the night. Us single ladies will have the choice of the Queen!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am exfloiating my arse

I do that everyday

I'm bringing pens for dot to dot "

We can play it on eachother ive even clearasilled mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Vodka jellies have been made

And hopefully someone will give us a lift to the venue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lickety let me know if you need a rugby shirt my sons will have a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am exfloiating my arse

I do that everyday

I'm bringing pens for dot to dot

We can play it on eachother ive even clearasilled mine "

Hibisrub is really good and then sudocream

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Just been told weather is going to be nice also .. 22 degrees

mind you not much good if we are at the hotel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vodka jellies have been made

And hopefully someone will give us a lift to the venue "

Lift from hotel to club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im about to set off for a spray tan n nails....and my tummy is huge and always get in the way so i shall be tucking it into my knickers

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By *ust a TeaseMan
over a year ago

Earth

Although I am not staying at a hotel I will be coming over the Dartford crossing. I already have one in my car. But if people are in need of a lift. Then all you got to do is ask.

Btw I am coming from rugby so i prob will be passing by about.

730/8pm

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Lickety let me know if you need a rugby shirt my sons will have a few "

Will they be big enough to get round my chest and tummy? They are both a little big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vodka jellies have been made

And hopefully someone will give us a lift to the venue

Lift from hotel to club "

I should have room for three

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