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"Are we there yet now " No, no, no ! Do you want Lucy to spank you or something ? | |||
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"Are we there yet now No, no, no ! Do you want Lucy to spank you or something ? " Bugger is it that obvious | |||
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"From the previous thread .... whatever number that was .... Cin .... a lot of us will be in the shagalodge .... But no idea how many .... But just look for those who look like they're having a night out in Essex " It's Kent lol | |||
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"From the previous thread .... whatever number that was .... Cin .... a lot of us will be in the shagalodge .... But no idea how many .... But just look for those who look like they're having a night out in Essex It's Kent lol" I think he means the white boots etc! Lol x | |||
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"From the previous thread .... whatever number that was .... Cin .... a lot of us will be in the shagalodge .... But no idea how many .... But just look for those who look like they're having a night out in Essex It's Kent lol I think he means the white boots etc! Lol x " I could have said girls in Newcastle Was thinking TOWIE | |||
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"Are we there yet now No, no, no ! Do you want Lucy to spank you or something ? Bugger is it that obvious " Oh yes! We should form an orderly queue dont you think? | |||
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"From the previous thread .... whatever number that was .... Cin .... a lot of us will be in the shagalodge .... But no idea how many .... But just look for those who look like they're having a night out in Essex It's Kent lol I think he means the white boots etc! Lol x " Oh yeah der , this living in Essex has rubbed off on me | |||
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"Are we there yet now No, no, no ! Do you want Lucy to spank you or something ? Bugger is it that obvious Oh yes! We should form an orderly queue dont you think? " Me first | |||
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"Are we there yet now No, no, no ! Do you want Lucy to spank you or something ? Bugger is it that obvious Oh yes! We should form an orderly queue dont you think? Me first " Me next! Please hold my hand..I've never been spanked | |||
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"Are we there yet now No, no, no ! Do you want Lucy to spank you or something ? Bugger is it that obvious Oh yes! We should form an orderly queue dont you think? Me first Me next! Please hold my hand..I've never been spanked " Sshhhh neither have I | |||
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"Are we there yet now No, no, no ! Do you want Lucy to spank you or something ? Bugger is it that obvious Oh yes! We should form an orderly queue dont you think? Me first Me next! Please hold my hand..I've never been spanked Sshhhh neither have I " I'm more than happy to deputise for Lucy | |||
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"I'm at the Holiday Inn but planning to come and meet up with you all at Shagalodge beforehand. We need a system to let people know we've arrived. " Sound the fire alarm in the hotel? he he he | |||
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"I'm at the Holiday Inn but planning to come and meet up with you all at Shagalodge beforehand. We need a system to let people know we've arrived. Sound the fire alarm in the hotel? he he he " You just want a lot of firemen to turn up | |||
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"Are we there yet now No, no, no ! Do you want Lucy to spank you or something ? Bugger is it that obvious Oh yes! We should form an orderly queue dont you think? Me first Me next! Please hold my hand..I've never been spanked Sshhhh neither have I " | |||
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"I'm at the Holiday Inn but planning to come and meet up with you all at Shagalodge beforehand. We need a system to let people know we've arrived. Sound the fire alarm in the hotel? he he he You just want a lot of firemen to turn up " Am I THAT transparent??? I could strip one naked (have my wicked way with him), steal his outfit and lend it to Ryan for my challenge to him Lol | |||
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"I'm at the Holiday Inn but planning to come and meet up with you all at Shagalodge beforehand. We need a system to let people know we've arrived. Sound the fire alarm in the hotel? he he he You just want a lot of firemen to turn up Am I THAT transparent??? I could strip one naked (have my wicked way with him), steal his outfit and lend it to Ryan for my challenge to him Lol " It's the poles and big hoses and getting very wet | |||
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"I'm at the Holiday Inn but planning to come and meet up with you all at Shagalodge beforehand. We need a system to let people know we've arrived. Sound the fire alarm in the hotel? he he he You just want a lot of firemen to turn up Am I THAT transparent??? I could strip one naked (have my wicked way with him), steal his outfit and lend it to Ryan for my challenge to him Lol It's the poles and big hoses and getting very wet " Shhhhh you! Dont give the game away Foxy | |||
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"Just be careful if you park next to my car..it has WIDE doors to fit a WIDE me !! " Errr be careful of my truck...its even wider! lol | |||
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"if ya want me, ill be in the hot tubs i gotta find somewhere to hang out seeing as all the corners are taken " Didn't anyone tell ya??? They've only got Round rooms at Eureka's | |||
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"Don't forget to say that you have come "for the social" when you get to club!! Or you won't get the discount entrance fee!! " Any freebies going Miss? | |||
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"I have been asked if we are going to have pre social drinks? Anyone want to organise it? As I am extremely busy at the moment " Still not done with those name badges ? | |||
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"I have been asked if we are going to have pre social drinks? Anyone want to organise it? As I am extremely busy at the moment Still not done with those name badges ? " Unfortunately real life needs some attention at the moment! | |||
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"Well it would appear there's a burger king at the same place as the travelodge So that's breakfast sorted " Is there a bar at Shagalodge or a pub nearby. Or we invade Blackshadow at the Hilton as they have a bar and large lounge area. | |||
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"I think we all just say meet up in hotel at a certain time and go from there. On a serious note though after a recent thread I'm now having a panic and its put me off going any where near hot tubs which I was looking forward to " What thread was that?? X | |||
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"I think we all just say meet up in hotel at a certain time and go from there. On a serious note though after a recent thread I'm now having a panic and its put me off going any where near hot tubs which I was looking forward to What thread was that?? X" It's sorted , I'm just bringing a load of marker pens | |||
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"Well it would appear there's a burger king at the same place as the travelodge So that's breakfast sorted Is there a bar at Shagalodge or a pub nearby. Or we invade Blackshadow at the Hilton as they have a bar and large lounge area. " It doesn't say, on the travelodge website .... Blue Waters Shopping Centre is just down the road... bound to be something there | |||
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"Ive been laid up ill for a week so as much as id like to meet you all for a drink before hand I know its going to be a very long night so im going to have an easy day and hunt you all down in Eurekas in the evening xxxx" I like the sound of being hunted down | |||
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"Well it would appear there's a burger king at the same place as the travelodge So that's breakfast sorted Is there a bar at Shagalodge or a pub nearby. Or we invade Blackshadow at the Hilton as they have a bar and large lounge area. " My hotel also has breakfast | |||
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"Well it would appear there's a burger king at the same place as the travelodge So that's breakfast sorted Is there a bar at Shagalodge or a pub nearby. Or we invade Blackshadow at the Hilton as they have a bar and large lounge area. My hotel also has breakfast " Breakfast on you then | |||
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"Well it would appear there's a burger king at the same place as the travelodge So that's breakfast sorted Is there a bar at Shagalodge or a pub nearby. Or we invade Blackshadow at the Hilton as they have a bar and large lounge area. My hotel also has breakfast " So does mine. | |||
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"How many travel lodges are there in that area? " Loads and yours is in dagenham not dartford | |||
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"How many travel lodges are there in that area? Loads and yours is in dagenham not dartford " Are we in the right travel lodge? | |||
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"How many travel lodges are there in that area? Loads and yours is in dagenham not dartford Are we in the right travel lodge? " I'm in the campanile... All alone it seems But it does have a restaurant if anyone wants to hang out for a pre-social social | |||
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"How many travel lodges are there in that area? Loads and yours is in dagenham not dartford Are we in the right travel lodge? " Oh yes | |||
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"Hope so charles st D49 9AP. What did u read that put u off hot gubs ?? " It's ok I'm just going to hand pens out first now | |||
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"How many travel lodges are there in that area? Loads and yours is in dagenham not dartford Are we in the right travel lodge? I'm in the campanile... All alone it seems But it does have a restaurant if anyone wants to hang out for a pre-social social " I think that'll do | |||
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"I don't want to be a pain...but, if the majority of people are at the Travelodge, would not be easier for those few in other hotels to come to the travelodge rather than have to organise a number of taxis or risk getting lost? Just a thought " I think I agree with you on this bambi! Not sure if it has a bar but I will check it out now | |||
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"I don't want to be a pain...but, if the majority of people are at the Travelodge, would not be easier for those few in other hotels to come to the travelodge rather than have to organise a number of taxis or risk getting lost? Just a thought I think I agree with you on this bambi! Not sure if it has a bar but I will check it out now " I like this as well | |||
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"As I am there on Friday night I will check out what's around. Otherwise party in my room. " Yohoho, you are on recce duty on Friday. You decide where it's best to meet for a pre-social social. I don't know if the Holiday Inn has a bar. I do know the Thistle at Brands Hatch and The Hilton, where Blackshadow is booked, have bars as they are the only two hotels I have stayed at in the area before. | |||
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"Well it would appear there's a burger king at the same place as the travelodge So that's breakfast sorted Is there a bar at Shagalodge or a pub nearby. Or we invade Blackshadow at the Hilton as they have a bar and large lounge area. It doesn't say, on the travelodge website .... Blue Waters Shopping Centre is just down the road... bound to be something there " Yep no bar by the details on the website | |||
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"Who is staying in the holiday inn?? " I am. | |||
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"Travel lodges rarely have bars " Stayed in one in Peterborough, and the breakfast room was a table and microwave | |||
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"Travel lodges rarely have bars Stayed in one in Peterborough, and the breakfast room was a table and microwave " The one in Maidstone had a great bar | |||
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"Travel lodges rarely have bars Stayed in one in Peterborough, and the breakfast room was a table and microwave The one in Maidstone had a great bar " We are not going to Maidstone though...fox's car is going to be full of booze lol I have toffee vodka and cocktails lol | |||
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"Travel lodges rarely have bars Stayed in one in Peterborough, and the breakfast room was a table and microwave The one in Maidstone had a great bar " Yes the bar in Maidstone was good but only after we all got thrown out of the room ha who was to blame think the over zealous staff | |||
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"Travel lodges rarely have bars Stayed in one in Peterborough, and the breakfast room was a table and microwave The one in Maidstone had a great bar We are not going to Maidstone though...fox's car is going to be full of booze lol I have toffee vodka and cocktails lol " Piss up on the back seat ? Remember I'm driving lol | |||
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"Travel lodges rarely have bars Stayed in one in Peterborough, and the breakfast room was a table and microwave The one in Maidstone had a great bar We are not going to Maidstone though...fox's car is going to be full of booze lol I have toffee vodka and cocktails lol " Any room on back seat then please , I'm only little honest | |||
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"Travel lodges rarely have bars Stayed in one in Peterborough, and the breakfast room was a table and microwave The one in Maidstone had a great bar We are not going to Maidstone though...fox's car is going to be full of booze lol I have toffee vodka and cocktails lol Piss up on the back seat ? Remember I'm driving lol" Lol I don't drink during the day I ain't that bad lol | |||
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"As I am there on Friday night I will check out what's around. Otherwise party in my room. Yohoho, you are on recce duty on Friday. You decide where it's best to meet for a pre-social social. I don't know if the Holiday Inn has a bar. I do know the Thistle at Brands Hatch and The Hilton, where Blackshadow is booked, have bars as they are the only two hotels I have stayed at in the area before. " Okay I will have a look around tomorrow night and let you all know xx | |||
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"As I am there on Friday night I will check out what's around. Otherwise party in my room. Yohoho, you are on recce duty on Friday. You decide where it's best to meet for a pre-social social. I don't know if the Holiday Inn has a bar. I do know the Thistle at Brands Hatch and The Hilton, where Blackshadow is booked, have bars as they are the only two hotels I have stayed at in the area before. Okay I will have a look around tomorrow night and let you all know xx" I'm sure you'll do a thorough job | |||
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"Travel lodges rarely have bars Stayed in one in Peterborough, and the breakfast room was a table and microwave The one in Maidstone had a great bar We are not going to Maidstone though...fox's car is going to be full of booze lol I have toffee vodka and cocktails lol Any room on back seat then please , I'm only little honest " You can sit on my knee | |||
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"I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us. That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men. " Thats crap xxx | |||
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"Travel lodges rarely have bars Stayed in one in Peterborough, and the breakfast room was a table and microwave The one in Maidstone had a great bar We are not going to Maidstone though...fox's car is going to be full of booze lol I have toffee vodka and cocktails lol Any room on back seat then please , I'm only little honest You can sit on my knee " Cheers , promise I won't wriggle | |||
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"I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us. That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men. " xxxx | |||
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"I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us. That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men. Thats crap xxx " I know. It's the effect I have on men. I started with four potentials and now I have none. | |||
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"I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us. That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men. Thats crap xxx I know. It's the effect I have on men. I started with four potentials and now I have none. " Don't worry, I'm a Norma no mates too - we can always hunt together! | |||
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"I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us. That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men. " You are more than welcome to come with me and cheeky makes sense as we are in the same hotel | |||
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"I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us. That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men. " Lickety that sucks!!! Xx | |||
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"I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us. That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men. Lickety that sucks!!! Xx " To be fair to him it's an emergency DJ gig where he's getting £500 for the night. I can't really offer anything worth anywhere near that. | |||
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"I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us. That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men. Lickety that sucks!!! Xx To be fair to him it's an emergency DJ gig where he's getting £500 for the night. I can't really offer anything worth anywhere near that. " Can't we all pitch in a few quid each | |||
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"Just a quick thought, does anybody want to swap face pics , yeah I know we did it a while ago but I've slept since then. It may just help us all find each other at hotel and also save look from having to think of conversations with the word Fab in them " *Luke | |||
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"Just a quick thought, does anybody want to swap face pics , yeah I know we did it a while ago but I've slept since then. It may just help us all find each other at hotel and also save look from having to think of conversations with the word Fab in them " I don't mind with the regulars who I know will turn up. Won't be sending it to people who I've not really spoken to before. Last time I had total ransoms asking and haven't seen them post on forums before or since! Sneaky buggers x | |||
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"Just a quick thought, does anybody want to swap face pics , yeah I know we did it a while ago but I've slept since then. It may just help us all find each other at hotel and also save look from having to think of conversations with the word Fab in them I don't mind with the regulars who I know will turn up. Won't be sending it to people who I've not really spoken to before. Last time I had total ransoms asking and haven't seen them post on forums before or since! Sneaky buggers x " Sorry yep that's what I meant only with people going social. | |||
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"Just a quick thought, does anybody want to swap face pics , yeah I know we did it a while ago but I've slept since then. It may just help us all find each other at hotel and also save look from having to think of conversations with the word Fab in them I don't mind with the regulars who I know will turn up. Won't be sending it to people who I've not really spoken to before. Last time I had total ransoms asking and haven't seen them post on forums before or since! Sneaky buggers x Sorry yep that's what I meant only with people going social. " I assume those of you that were at Cupids know what i look like by now. Ping me if you need a reminder. | |||
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"Just a quick thought, does anybody want to swap face pics , yeah I know we did it a while ago but I've slept since then. It may just help us all find each other at hotel and also save look from having to think of conversations with the word Fab in them " At the early stages of Manchester it was a few of us with me wandering up to people and saying hello, I think I recognise you. By the time we were putting tables together no one was guessing. It was quite funny playing guess the Fabster. | |||
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"I like playing guess who " It's always the blonde Scandinavian one wearing the hat | |||
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"I like playing guess who It's always the blonde Scandinavian one wearing the hat " She's really tall so I think we can spot her. | |||
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"I like playing guess who It's always the blonde Scandinavian one wearing the hat She's really tall so I think we can spot her." | |||
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"If anyone wants mine just ask " tart lol | |||
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"Oh poor you i hope your eye gets better ,can you not wear a patch? a pirate hooker !!!! I looked on calender yesterday and i'm having something done to my vein in my leg sat morning so i'll be the one limping !!!! Us ladies are not having much luck are we ...my +1 went awol but lucky me someone came to the rescue ..... " Lol a fine pair we will make | |||
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"Its ok ive got a spotty arse so hey ho lol" Woo hoo me too | |||
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"Its ok ive got a spotty arse so hey ho lol Woo hoo me too " I always do in fairness | |||
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"Wear socks " I should have worn socks with the nasty new shoes | |||
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"Its ok ive got a spotty arse so hey ho lol Woo hoo me too I always do in fairness " Me too me too , you have made my day thank you thank you xx | |||
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"I am exfloiating my arse " I do that everyday I'm bringing pens for dot to dot | |||
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"this getting preened beforehand is hard work !!!.. I've been using fake tan all week ...only to be told i smell of marmite ...well you'll either love me or hate me .. Have invested in a big bottle of perfume now .." oh what one did you get? | |||
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"Wear socks " White knee highs | |||
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"I got avon and it stinks well it was 1/2 price...lol..am now going over it with st tropez which is double the price but better .Wish i had just got that in the 1st place .. " I'm having one done tomorrow but slightly worried what with living in Essex , if it goes wrong I will be the tangoed one in the corner with the patch on eye and handful of pens | |||
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"I got avon and it stinks well it was 1/2 price...lol..am now going over it with st tropez which is double the price but better .Wish i had just got that in the 1st place .. I'm having one done tomorrow but slightly worried what with living in Essex , if it goes wrong I will be the tangoed one in the corner with the patch on eye and handful of pens " Some may think that's a sexy look, you never know | |||
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"I got avon and it stinks well it was 1/2 price...lol..am now going over it with st tropez which is double the price but better .Wish i had just got that in the 1st place .. I'm having one done tomorrow but slightly worried what with living in Essex , if it goes wrong I will be the tangoed one in the corner with the patch on eye and handful of pens Some may think that's a sexy look, you never know " I'm keeping everything crossed for that | |||
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"I got avon and it stinks well it was 1/2 price...lol..am now going over it with st tropez which is double the price but better .Wish i had just got that in the 1st place .. I'm having one done tomorrow but slightly worried what with living in Essex , if it goes wrong I will be the tangoed one in the corner with the patch on eye and handful of pens Some may think that's a sexy look, you never know I'm keeping everything crossed for that " You go girl, men love a bit of confidence | |||
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"I have Popcorn- Marshmallows and Werthers for nibbles.. Two tins of Mojito for dutch courage in the afternoon need to buy wine and or vodka tomorrow. Filled the car with petrol got two new rear tyres. Will fill the boot with all my bits and rotate my CD's for the journey.. I bought a scratchy sponge just to make sure I dont have a spotty bum will need someone to screw the balls on my horseshoes as I cant do it with long nails and anyway my tummy gets in the way. " What's horseshoes ? | |||
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"I have Popcorn- Marshmallows and Werthers for nibbles.. Two tins of Mojito for dutch courage in the afternoon need to buy wine and or vodka tomorrow. Filled the car with petrol got two new rear tyres. Will fill the boot with all my bits and rotate my CD's for the journey.. I bought a scratchy sponge just to make sure I dont have a spotty bum will need someone to screw the balls on my horseshoes as I cant do it with long nails and anyway my tummy gets in the way. " Popcorn??? Does that mean we can make pass the popcorn jokes all night!? | |||
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"I have Popcorn- Marshmallows and Werthers for nibbles.. Two tins of Mojito for dutch courage in the afternoon need to buy wine and or vodka tomorrow. Filled the car with petrol got two new rear tyres. Will fill the boot with all my bits and rotate my CD's for the journey.. I bought a scratchy sponge just to make sure I dont have a spotty bum will need someone to screw the balls on my horseshoes as I cant do it with long nails and anyway my tummy gets in the way. Popcorn??? Does that mean we can make pass the popcorn jokes all night!? " Yes indeed .. my point exactly.. As I will be sitting in a corner with Mooodymoo. And horseshoes are piercings.. | |||
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"me and fake tan don't go so won't be doing that.....however i will be dying my hair shaving my legs and fanny exfloiating my arse legs and arms lol " I'm sorry but I'm pmsl at fanny exfoliating my arse legs and arms | |||
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"me and fake tan don't go so won't be doing that.....however i will be dying my hair shaving my legs and fanny exfloiating my arse legs and arms lol I'm sorry but I'm pmsl at fanny exfoliating my arse legs and arms " Its hard work being a woman lol...oh painting my toe nails and hoping my outfit will fit..... | |||
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"I'm having a haircut! " You won't see it under the fro! | |||
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"I'm having a haircut! " Yep that about sums up a mans prep | |||
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"I'm having a haircut! " Had one at the start of the week. I'l all good to go | |||
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"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse " | |||
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"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse " What have they sent ? | |||
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"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse " Ohh Bum ring them up ask them to get the right one into post today | |||
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"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse What have they sent ? " a working girl thing very app but its a size nothing | |||
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"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse What have they sent ? a working girl thing very app but its a size nothing " Oh dear | |||
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"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse " It's ok... I'm fucked for an outfit too. My "date" for the evening has hers..but I fucking ain't got mine. Gonna be a Casual job for me I think. | |||
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"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse It's ok... I'm fucked for an outfit too. My "date" for the evening has hers..but I fucking ain't got mine. Gonna be a Casual job for me I think. " If you've got a rugby shirt bring it for me and I'll let you have a basque and some stockings for your outfit. | |||
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"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse It's ok... I'm fucked for an outfit too. My "date" for the evening has hers..but I fucking ain't got mine. Gonna be a Casual job for me I think. If you've got a rugby shirt bring it for me and I'll let you have a basque and some stockings for your outfit. " I dont. But why do you want a rugby shirt? | |||
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"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse It's ok... I'm fucked for an outfit too. My "date" for the evening has hers..but I fucking ain't got mine. Gonna be a Casual job for me I think. If you've got a rugby shirt bring it for me and I'll let you have a basque and some stockings for your outfit. I dont. But why do you want a rugby shirt? " I was planning on coming as a hooker. | |||
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"They have sent me the wrong fucking outfit!!! now im just fucked can my week get any worse It's ok... I'm fucked for an outfit too. My "date" for the evening has hers..but I fucking ain't got mine. Gonna be a Casual job for me I think. If you've got a rugby shirt bring it for me and I'll let you have a basque and some stockings for your outfit. I dont. But why do you want a rugby shirt? I was planning on coming as a hooker." Jahaha! | |||
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"Im sure that on the night after all the outfit dramas,hair catastrophes and nail disasters and thats just the men! Everyone will look fantastic regardless xxx " When we're all dishevelled and tired. | |||
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"Damn, that's cutting it fine " lol you tell me | |||
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"Hope all the wardrobe disasters get sorted! If not - just wear nice underwear! Last time I strolled down 'De Wallen' in Amsterdam that's all the girls were wearing! Then just tie a red light bulb round your neck! On a slight tangent - we'll have room for 3 happy Shagalodge guests in the car to and from the club! Hottie gets the front seat of course! " I'll go teetotal for the night and drive the Holiday Inn people as long as someone navigates. | |||
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"Hope all the wardrobe disasters get sorted! If not - just wear nice underwear! Last time I strolled down 'De Wallen' in Amsterdam that's all the girls were wearing! Then just tie a red light bulb round your neck! On a slight tangent - we'll have room for 3 happy Shagalodge guests in the car to and from the club! Hottie gets the front seat of course! " I'm chauffeuring too | |||
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"1 space left for a happy single Shagalodger! " Who's the other 2?? Xx | |||
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"1 space left for a happy single Shagalodger! Who's the other 2?? Xx" Willabooby and Kelly Brook! | |||
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"1 space left for a happy single Shagalodger! Who's the other 2?? Xx Willabooby and Kelly Brook! " Oooh FFFM??? Nice! | |||
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"I'm sad to report I will now be on my lonesome. Googlewhack has been pimped out and is plying his trade for money instead of joining us. That's my costume, my bed partner and my navigator all gone. I'm not having a good week with the men. Lickety that sucks!!! Xx To be fair to him it's an emergency DJ gig where he's getting £500 for the night. I can't really offer anything worth anywhere near that. " What a shame my friend! I am gutted for you but I have no doubt you will find plenty of suitors to keep you entertained during the night. Us single ladies will have the choice of the Queen!!! | |||
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"I am exfloiating my arse I do that everyday I'm bringing pens for dot to dot " We can play it on eachother ive even clearasilled mine | |||
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"I am exfloiating my arse I do that everyday I'm bringing pens for dot to dot We can play it on eachother ive even clearasilled mine " Hibisrub is really good and then sudocream | |||
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"Vodka jellies have been made And hopefully someone will give us a lift to the venue " Lift from hotel to club | |||
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"Lickety let me know if you need a rugby shirt my sons will have a few " Will they be big enough to get round my chest and tummy? They are both a little big. | |||
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"Vodka jellies have been made And hopefully someone will give us a lift to the venue Lift from hotel to club " I should have room for three | |||
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