FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Forum Party @ Cupids Part 3

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

27th July, its beach party time.

8-3am at Cupids Swinton, there will be a buffet and fruit punch (alcoholic and non alcoholic)

£5 Single female

£25 Couple

£35 Single male (member)

£40 Single male (guest) - please note this is only if you're on my guest list if not its £60.

When my list shuts its not the end of the story - if you're not on you are welcome to turn up on the night - however, if the club gets too full and you're late you won't get in I'm afraid.

Also the single guest male discount will be closed too.

The list is almost almost full, I have 5 spaces left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travelling from the South to the Cupids Social??

You may have seen the thread I posted in The Lounge the other day about sharing the cost of getting to far away clubs.

We will be going to the Fab Forum Social at Cupids and, as I have a 7 seat people carrier (which is a licensed private hire vehicle) of which FIVE of the seats will be empty, if you'd like to travel there with us and share the fuel costs, we'd be happy to pick you up along the way.

Our route starts at the Dartford River Crossing in NW Kent and will go via M1 and M6. I would be happy to vere off-route to pick anyone up if they can't get close to the motorway.

PM us if you're interested. Single guys reply here and we'll PM you.

ted.

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By *uiet confidenceMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Hi Ruby,

If there is a space left, please can you add me to the list?

Thanks,

Scl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Ruby,

If there is a space left, please can you add me to the list?

Thanks,

Scl."

Sure

4 places left guys

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By *ucykockoffskiCouple
over a year ago

Rochdale

can you add us pls hun

Dan & Holly x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can you add us pls hun

Dan & Holly x"

Yeah sure

2 places left guys - looks like the list may be shutting today!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I cant wait for this party...its been long time coming (no pun intended...

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xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant wait for this party...its been long time coming (no pun intended...

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xxx"

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

hi can you add me to the lisr, i'll be joining Hotrubyandbigted

thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hi can you add me to the lisr, i'll be joining Hotrubyandbigted

thanks"

I'm confused, are you down as a single man?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've got my outfit. If my partner in crime (for this event) is unable to attend would that free up a space for another man?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got my outfit. If my partner in crime (for this event) is unable to attend would that free up a space for another man?"

Yes it would - just let me know whether he's unable to attend and then I've got another spot on the list

That actually goes for anyone on the list, if you can't come or your plus 1 can't please let me know asap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruby ruby ruby ruby.... am I on your list? and if so could you put crimsonminx on it too if theres room plsssssssss *flutters eyelashes*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ruby ruby ruby ruby.... am I on your list? and if so could you put crimsonminx on it too if theres room plsssssssss *flutters eyelashes*"

But of course - and yes you're on the list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi can you add me to the lisr, i'll be joining Hotrubyandbigted

thanks

I'm confused, are you down as a single man? "

Yes Ruby ukmale241 is a single male !!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"hi can you add me to the lisr, i'll be joining Hotrubyandbigted

thanks

I'm confused, are you down as a single man?

Yes Ruby ukmale241 is a single male !!"

Or is there a rate and category for threesomes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hi can you add me to the lisr, i'll be joining Hotrubyandbigted

thanks

I'm confused, are you down as a single man?

Yes Ruby ukmale241 is a single male !!

Or is there a rate and category for threesomes?"

Sadly not! I've put _kmale421 down as a single male

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going to give this a sexy bump and put a few messages for clarity on:

Firstly, whilst the theme of the party is a beach party - it is NOT compulsory for people to join in. If you wish to wear normal club attire (towels/boxers for the men & lingerie or a towel for the women) then that is fine.

Secondly, as with any social, any personal differences people have MUST be kept outside the club. If it becomes apparent that this has not happened both parties of any disagreement will be asked to leave immediately. Its an adult party so lets all behave like adults!

Thirdly, Cupids does not have an alcohol license, therefore if you wish to have a drink at the party you must bring your own, however should you appear to be heavily under the influence the staff reserve the right to refuse you alcohol or to ask you to leave the premises.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I'm going to give this a sexy bump and put a few messages for clarity on:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to give this a sexy bump and put a few messages for clarity on:

.. and hotel booked too

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Bump xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to give this a sexy bump and put a few messages for clarity on:

.. and hotel booked too

Which hotel as I need to book?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there any spaces left?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

cant wait, got my outfit ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still not got my outfit.. think I best get a wriggle on

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Will we be playing pass the (beach) ball?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Such is the popularity of this that I'm having to shut the guest list as my quota for the night has been filled!

This doesn't mean that others can't come, it just means the price for single guys who aren't on the list is now £60 if they aren't a member.

26 days and counting to the party of the century!

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

Can not wait !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ordered my outfit...Excited

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm in excited mode now! I'm about to book my hairdresser for the Friday so my hair looks half way decent and I'll be having my nails put back on too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im VERY excited toooooo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Such is the popularity of this that I'm having to shut the guest list as my quota for the night has been filled!

This doesn't mean that others can't come, it just means the price for single guys who aren't on the list is now £60 if they aren't a member.

26 days and counting to the party of the century!

Is the list just closed for single guys to get a discount or is it closed to everyone? Wondered if I could sneak onto the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey ruby, a lovely forumite, told me about this event, would be nice to meet you all, hoping its not to late to put our names down if possible please...

If it is no worriesaybe next time... Always slow on the uptake me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey ruby, a lovely forumite, told me about this event, would be nice to meet you all, hoping its not to late to put our names down if possible please...

If it is no worriesaybe next time... Always slow on the uptake me

Apologies I see its now closed

Hopefully next time x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Such is the popularity of this that I'm having to shut the guest list as my quota for the night has been filled!

This doesn't mean that others can't come, it just means the price for single guys who aren't on the list is now £60 if they aren't a member.

26 days and counting to the party of the century!

Is the list just closed for single guys to get a discount or is it closed to everyone? Wondered if I could sneak onto the list

The guest list is shut but there will still be room for people to turn up on the night. Get there early though, I'm talking 8pm early!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Such is the popularity of this that I'm having to shut the guest list as my quota for the night has been filled!

This doesn't mean that others can't come, it just means the price for single guys who aren't on the list is now £60 if they aren't a member.

26 days and counting to the party of the century!

Is the list just closed for single guys to get a discount or is it closed to everyone? Wondered if I could sneak onto the list

The guest list is shut but there will still be room for people to turn up on the night. Get there early though, I'm talking 8pm early! "

Thank you Hun, hopefully cu there look forward to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Such is the popularity of this that I'm having to shut the guest list as my quota for the night has been filled!

This doesn't mean that others can't come, it just means the price for single guys who aren't on the list is now £60 if they aren't a member.

26 days and counting to the party of the century!

Is the list just closed for single guys to get a discount or is it closed to everyone? Wondered if I could sneak onto the list

The guest list is shut but there will still be room for people to turn up on the night. Get there early though, I'm talking 8pm early!

Thank you Hun, hopefully cu there look forward to it

Deleted your message by mistake grrrr

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Hi! Just to let everyone who is interested that I am holding 2 rooms that I wont be using (don't ask

). One at the Isis and the other one at the Novotel. Both are double rooms. I have relocated my backside to another hotel (big family room yay).

Single men/Couples/TV/TS if you are struggling to find a room in a nearby hotel, please post on here and I will PM you. Ladies have access to my box.

First come first served...I will be cancelling them on 22nd July. I have not paid for either of them so no messy money exchange.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hi! Just to let everyone who is interested that I am holding 2 rooms that I wont be using (don't ask

). One at the Isis and the other one at the Novotel. Both are double rooms. I have relocated my backside to another hotel (big family room yay).

Single men/Couples/TV/TS if you are struggling to find a room in a nearby hotel, please post on here and I will PM you. Ladies have access to my box.

First come first served...I will be cancelling them on 22nd July. I have not paid for either of them so no messy money exchange. "

So the before and after parties will take place in your room?

As an aside, I laughed at your "ladies have access to my box" line.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Going to have to give up my space Ruby, hope someone makes the most of it

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Hi! Just to let everyone who is interested that I am holding 2 rooms that I wont be using (don't ask

). One at the Isis and the other one at the Novotel. Both are double rooms. I have relocated my backside to another hotel (big family room yay).

Single men/Couples/TV/TS if you are struggling to find a room in a nearby hotel, please post on here and I will PM you. Ladies have access to my box.

First come first served...I will be cancelling them on 22nd July. I have not paid for either of them so no messy money exchange.

So the before and after parties will take place in your room?

As an aside, I laughed at your "ladies have access to my box" line. "

You are cruel M'lady!!! laughing at an OAP is not PC

Glad I gave you a giggle though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are sorry but we are not going to be attending the social due to family priorities. But we both hope you all have a great time

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Ok folks, I will now defo be there! Be sure to come and say 'E-oh'...!

No vodka jelly will be safe now....! (As a few of you may remember I am sure!)

Now..... What to wear.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooo Hols has booked the hotel! staying at the premier Inn.... its ON like Donkey Kong!!

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Cant wait to see everybody, even people I dont know...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant wait to see everybody, even people I dont know...x"

You know meeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok folks, I will now defo be there! Be sure to come and say 'E-oh'...!

No vodka jelly will be safe now....! (As a few of you may remember I am sure!)

Now..... What to wear.....!

Be good to see you again and yes any vodka jelly within our sights is gonna be gone in a flash! Haha

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"Cant wait to see everybody, even people I dont know...x

You know meeeeeeeee"

Oh yes i do......x

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Ok folks, I will now defo be there! Be sure to come and say 'E-oh'...!

No vodka jelly will be safe now....! (As a few of you may remember I am sure!)

Now..... What to wear.....!

Be good to see you again and yes any vodka jelly within our sights is gonna be gone in a flash! Haha

You too! And yes, I remember how they got hoovered up by a certain young lady...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok folks, I will now defo be there! Be sure to come and say 'E-oh'...!

No vodka jelly will be safe now....! (As a few of you may remember I am sure!)

Now..... What to wear.....!

Do you make the vodka jellies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok folks, I will now defo be there! Be sure to come and say 'E-oh'...!

No vodka jelly will be safe now....! (As a few of you may remember I am sure!)

Now..... What to wear.....!

Be good to see you again and yes any vodka jelly within our sights is gonna be gone in a flash! Haha

You too! And yes, I remember how they got hoovered up by a certain young lady...!

Hey! It wasn't just me y'know! Haha

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Ok folks, I will now defo be there! Be sure to come and say 'E-oh'...!

No vodka jelly will be safe now....! (As a few of you may remember I am sure!)

Now..... What to wear.....!

Do you make the vodka jellies?

No, that was the (very) lovely Bitch Librarian - and they were a mix of vodka jellies, tequila jellies and chilli vodka jellies! Yummy yet evil at the same time!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Ok folks, I will now defo be there! Be sure to come and say 'E-oh'...!

No vodka jelly will be safe now....! (As a few of you may remember I am sure!)

Now..... What to wear.....!

Be good to see you again and yes any vodka jelly within our sights is gonna be gone in a flash! Haha

You too! And yes, I remember how they got hoovered up by a certain young lady...!

Hey! It wasn't just me y'know! Haha

True, it was Obi too...!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I am bringing Sangria...my own recipe! He he he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am bringing Sangria...my own recipe! He he he he

Ooo that sounds lovely! I really can't decide what alcohol to bring with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok folks, I will now defo be there! Be sure to come and say 'E-oh'...!

No vodka jelly will be safe now....! (As a few of you may remember I am sure!)

Now..... What to wear.....!

Be good to see you again and yes any vodka jelly within our sights is gonna be gone in a flash! Haha

You too! And yes, I remember how they got hoovered up by a certain young lady...!

Hey! It wasn't just me y'know! Haha

True, it was Obi too...!

Oi !!

I resemble that remark!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Ok folks, I will now defo be there! Be sure to come and say 'E-oh'...!

No vodka jelly will be safe now....! (As a few of you may remember I am sure!)

Now..... What to wear.....!

Be good to see you again and yes any vodka jelly within our sights is gonna be gone in a flash! Haha

You too! And yes, I remember how they got hoovered up by a certain young lady...!

Hey! It wasn't just me y'know! Haha

True, it was Obi too...!

Oi !!

I resemble that remark!

Yup! You dee indood!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I am bringing Sangria...my own recipe! He he he he

Ooo that sounds lovely! I really can't decide what alcohol to bring with me!

Why worry? Your own juices will be more than sufficient to get some heads...and legs to tremble!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok folks, I will now defo be there! Be sure to come and say 'E-oh'...!

No vodka jelly will be safe now....! (As a few of you may remember I am sure!)

Now..... What to wear.....!

Do you make the vodka jellies?

No, that was the (very) lovely Bitch Librarian - and they were a mix of vodka jellies, tequila jellies and chilli vodka jellies! Yummy yet evil at the same time!

Well we hope someone brings them to the Kent social

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Ok folks, I will now defo be there! Be sure to come and say 'E-oh'...!

No vodka jelly will be safe now....! (As a few of you may remember I am sure!)

Now..... What to wear.....!

Do you make the vodka jellies?

No, that was the (very) lovely Bitch Librarian - and they were a mix of vodka jellies, tequila jellies and chilli vodka jellies! Yummy yet evil at the same time!

Well we hope someone brings them to the Kent social

May I suggest that a gentle hint in her direction may produce the desires results....! Well, vaguely suggest it and I'm sure she'll whip up a batch before you've finished!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have most people met before?

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"Have most people met before?"

I will be meeting most for the first time...

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Have most people met before?"

It'll be a mix of people - I've met some but not others. I am sure many will be in the same boat. (Or not in he boat as its a beach party...!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have most people met before?"

I've met one or two!

I can point out the troublemakers and naughty ones if you like?

They're usually the most fun!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Have most people met before?

I've met one or two!

I can point out the troublemakers and naughty ones if you like?

They're usually the most fun!

Won't it look odd pointing at yourself though Obi...?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Have most people met before?

I've met one or two!

I can point out the troublemakers and naughty ones if you like?

They're usually the most fun!

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I will be meeting people for the first time too.....Maybe I should wear the hat from my Avatar so you'll all recognize me

I meant on my head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have most people met before?

I will be meeting most for the first time..."

Me too.. ive only met a handful x

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"Have most people met before?

I've met one or two!

I can point out the troublemakers and naughty ones if you like?

They're usually the most fun!

sounds like I am getting a ride up with a few of them

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I won't know anybody at all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won't know anybody at all!"

You will by the end of the night though!

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Where is everyone staying? I'm currently looking at booking my accommodation...or does anyone know of a comfy park bench going spare?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where is everyone staying? I'm currently looking at booking my accommodation...or does anyone know of a comfy park bench going spare?

There are some at the Isis Hotel in Swinton and some in the Premier Inn in Swinton from what I know. I'll be staying in my bed at my house!

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Need anyone to tuck you in?

Premier Inn and Isis a bit pricey on my own, I've found a nice B&B in Eccles for 2/3 of the price. I've heard the local cakes are nice too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am bringing Sangria...my own recipe! He he he he

Ooo that sounds lovely! I really can't decide what alcohol to bring with me!

Why worry? Your own juices will be more than sufficient to get some heads...and legs to tremble!!

Ooo you saucy minx!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Ok folks, I will now defo be there! Be sure to come and say 'E-oh'...!

No vodka jelly will be safe now....! (As a few of you may remember I am sure!)

Now..... What to wear.....!

Do you make the vodka jellies?

No, that was the (very) lovely Bitch Librarian - and they were a mix of vodka jellies, tequila jellies and chilli vodka jellies! Yummy yet evil at the same time!

Well we hope someone brings them to the Kent social

May I suggest that a gentle hint in her direction may produce the desires results....! Well, vaguely suggest it and I'm sure she'll whip up a batch before you've finished!!

I should be attending both functions and generally bring party favours.

Though like my user name there is often an unexpected surprise for the unwary - and evie who is rather good at getting a chilli hit every time!

If I get my cake tin back there may even be my humongous choccie cake...

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Ok folks, I will now defo be there! Be sure to come and say 'E-oh'...!

No vodka jelly will be safe now....! (As a few of you may remember I am sure!)

Now..... What to wear.....!

Do you make the vodka jellies?

No, that was the (very) lovely Bitch Librarian - and they were a mix of vodka jellies, tequila jellies and chilli vodka jellies! Yummy yet evil at the same time!

Well we hope someone brings them to the Kent social

May I suggest that a gentle hint in her direction may produce the desires results....! Well, vaguely suggest it and I'm sure she'll whip up a batch before you've finished!!

I should be attending both functions and generally bring party favours.

Though like my user name there is often an unexpected surprise for the unwary - and evie who is rather good at getting a chilli hit every time!

If I get my cake tin back there may even be my humongous choccie cake..."

Music to my ears....!

And I think Evie may stay clear this time - I think she did get chilli every time before! The look on her face was priceless!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I know just a couple of people from social meets.

It does seem that many of us are staying at the same hotel. Time to revive the classic swingers keys in a bowl?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I won't know anybody at all!"

You'll know me Wyrd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems as though we may be making an appearance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It seems as though we may be making an appearance

Yay!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I am bringing Sangria...my own recipe! He he he he

Ooo that sounds lovely! I really can't decide what alcohol to bring with me!

Why worry? Your own juices will be more than sufficient to get some heads...and legs to tremble!!

Ooo you saucy minx!

That I am

....I did not give you enough time to find out did I? I look forward to seeing you again...god you are tall and sexy!!

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

I will be doing extra celebrating at the beach party as just got confirmation that my decree NISI pronouncement is happening on the 26th,so one step closer to FINALLY getting a divorce ! Woohoo!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I won't know anybody at all!

You'll know me Wyrd

Do we get name tags rubes? So I don't have to keep flashing my giggle strip to get recognised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am bringing Sangria...my own recipe! He he he he

Ooo that sounds lovely! I really can't decide what alcohol to bring with me!

Why worry? Your own juices will be more than sufficient to get some heads...and legs to tremble!!

Ooo you saucy minx!

That I am

....I did not give you enough time to find out did I? I look forward to seeing you again...god you are tall and sexy!!

Hehe why thank you, although I'm not tall its just my heels!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won't know anybody at all!

You'll know me Wyrd

Do we get name tags rubes? So I don't have to keep flashing my giggle strip to get recognised.

Yes there will be name tags!!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"It seems as though we may be making an appearance

Yay!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"It seems as though we may be making an appearance

Yay!

Whoop whoop!

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"I won't know anybody at all!

You'll know me Wyrd

Do we get name tags rubes? So I don't have to keep flashing my giggle strip to get recognised.

Yes there will be name tags!! "

Bugger! I was going to pretend to be someone else

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Can't wait for the party,so many new people to meet,and some friends to catch up with

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I am bringing Sangria...my own recipe! He he he he

Ooo that sounds lovely! I really can't decide what alcohol to bring with me!

Why worry? Your own juices will be more than sufficient to get some heads...and legs to tremble!!

Ooo you saucy minx!

That I am

....I did not give you enough time to find out did I? I look forward to seeing you again...god you are tall and sexy!!

Hehe why thank you, although I'm not tall its just my heels!

Good job you didn't try and deny the sexy bit...!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Room booked in shagfest central.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I won't know anybody at all!

You'll know me Wyrd

Yes I will

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Im trying to rejig my diary to put in an appearance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im trying to rejig my diary to put in an appearance

Oh how exciting! Be nice to meet you

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I won't know anybody at all!

You'll know me Wyrd

Do we get name tags rubes? So I don't have to keep flashing my giggle strip to get recognised.

Yes there will be name tags!! "

Can I wear antlers too??

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"It seems as though we may be making an appearance

Yay!

Whoop whoop!

Got to have a bit of Sex On The Beach

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

awwww, wish I had booked a hotel so I could have a drink

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"I won't know anybody at all!

You'll know me Wyrd

Do we get name tags rubes? So I don't have to keep flashing my giggle strip to get recognised.

Yes there will be name tags!!

Can I wear antlers too??

Bambi was too young to have antlers

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"I won't know anybody at all!

You'll know me Wyrd

Do we get name tags rubes? So I don't have to keep flashing my giggle strip to get recognised.

Yes there will be name tags!! "

But where am I supposed to stick the pin? I'm not into piercing!

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"awwww, wish I had booked a hotel so I could have a drink

There's still time, I booked a room for 40 notes on fri, pm if you want the name of the guest house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won't know anybody at all!

You'll know me Wyrd

Do we get name tags rubes? So I don't have to keep flashing my giggle strip to get recognised.

Yes there will be name tags!!

But where am I supposed to stick the pin? I'm not into piercing!

Sticky labels! Probably on your skin is the answer, but they don't really hurt when they come off!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I won't know anybody at all!

You'll know me Wyrd

Do we get name tags rubes? So I don't have to keep flashing my giggle strip to get recognised.

Yes there will be name tags!!

Can I wear antlers too??

I'm sure you'll be horny enough without...!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"awwww, wish I had booked a hotel so I could have a drink

Aw no, I was gonna bring a bottle of Malibu for us

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Anybody wanna go halves on a hotel room with me?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"awwww, wish I had booked a hotel so I could have a drink

Aw no, I was gonna bring a bottle of Malibu for us

just posted if anyone will go halves on a room with me x

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"awwww, wish I had booked a hotel so I could have a drink

Aw no, I was gonna bring a bottle of Malibu for us

just posted if anyone will go halves on a room with me x"

I would've shared, but my vanilla FWB is coming with me now...I'll bring Malibu anyway and hope you get a roommate xxx

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"awwww, wish I had booked a hotel so I could have a drink

Aw no, I was gonna bring a bottle of Malibu for us

just posted if anyone will go halves on a room with me x

I would've shared, but my vanilla FWB is coming with me now...I'll bring Malibu anyway and hope you get a roommate xxx"

not a prob, just wish I had the funds to pay for the room myself

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By *azza46Man
over a year ago

stalybridge

Can you add me to the guest list if there is still room, thanks

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Anybody wanna go halves on a hotel room with me?"

BUMP

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I won't know anybody at all!

You'll know me Wyrd

Do we get name tags rubes? So I don't have to keep flashing my giggle strip to get recognised.

Yes there will be name tags!!

Can I wear antlers too??

I'm sure you'll be horny enough without...!

He he! Always horny...too many sexy men and ladies around!! Not good for the ticky ticker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi

Can you add me to the guest list if there is still room, thanks"

I shut the guest list due to it being full last Sunday. The club will still be open as normal however the price for a single guest male will be back at £60 as per usual party prices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really hoping to make this....

Would it be very naughty to pull a sickie at work

... And don't know anyone, but would be nice to catch up with y,all

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"Really hoping to make this....

Would it be very naughty to pull a sickie at work

... And don't know anyone, but would be nice to catch up with y,all

It would be a little bit naughty...but naughty is good

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

I will be there,but driving!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really hoping to make this....

Would it be very naughty to pull a sickie at work

... And don't know anyone, but would be nice to catch up with y,all

It would be a little bit naughty...but naughty is good

Yes your sooo right?

See how you twisted my arm there!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be there,but driving!!!"

Ohhh your not far from us are you?

Looking forward to it

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"I will be there,but driving!!!

Ohhh your not far from us are you?

Looking forward to it

No not far!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really hoping to make this....

Would it be very naughty to pull a sickie at work

... And don't know anyone, but would be nice to catch up with y,all

You know me.. Well not in the flesh.. Yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh queen yes that I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be there,but driving!!!

Ohhh your not far from us are you?

Looking forward to it

No not far!!"

There's a few cant wait to meet, so glad we get name stickers!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Hi! Just to let everyone who is interested that I am holding 2 rooms that I wont be using (don't ask

). One at the Isis and the other one at the Novotel. Both are double rooms. I have relocated my backside to another hotel (big family room yay).

Single men/Couples/TV/TS if you are struggling to find a room in a nearby hotel, please post on here and I will PM you. Ladies have access to my box.

First come first served...I will be cancelling them on 22nd July. I have not paid for either of them so no messy money exchange. "

Just a quick update...rooms in both hotels are no longer available. I hope you all find accommodation for this fabulous party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we get there on time can I please volunteer to put the name stickers onto the men please.... Oh and some of the women too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we get there on time can I please volunteer to put the name stickers onto the men please.... Oh and some of the women too

You can stick mine where ever you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't know anybody at all!

You'll know me Wyrd

Do we get name tags rubes? So I don't have to keep flashing my giggle strip to get recognised.

Yes there will be name tags!! "

So I got two very expensive, hand printed T-shirts bearing the slogan 'We're Swingers. Fancy a f**k?' for NOTHING..????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we get there on time can I please volunteer to put the name stickers onto the men please.... Oh and some of the women too

You're being driven by a real taxi driver. Of course you'll get there on time!!!! Lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we get there on time can I please volunteer to put the name stickers onto the men please.... Oh and some of the women too

You can stick mine where ever you like

After the Xtasia bash where loads fell off - I'm bringing my staple gun !!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"If we get there on time can I please volunteer to put the name stickers onto the men please.... Oh and some of the women too

You can stick mine where ever you like

After the Xtasia bash where loads fell off - I'm bringing my staple gun !!

Wouldn't blu-tac be a bit less, erm, painful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we get there on time can I please volunteer to put the name stickers onto the men please.... Oh and some of the women too

You can stick mine where ever you like

After the Xtasia bash where loads fell off - I'm bringing my staple gun !!

Wouldn't blu-tac be a bit less, erm, painful?

Some of us might like having 'em stapled on....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"If we get there on time can I please volunteer to put the name stickers onto the men please.... Oh and some of the women too

You can stick mine where ever you like

After the Xtasia bash where loads fell off - I'm bringing my staple gun !!

Wouldn't blu-tac be a bit less, erm, painful?

Some of us might like having 'em stapled on....

Noooooo!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we get there on time can I please volunteer to put the name stickers onto the men please.... Oh and some of the women too

You can stick mine where ever you like

After the Xtasia bash where loads fell off - I'm bringing my staple gun !!

Wierd I find that arousing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be there,but driving!!!

Ohhh your not far from us are you?

Looking forward to it

No not far!!

There's a few cant wait to meet, so glad we get name stickers! "

Hmmm well I was glad we get name stickers, but now not so sure getting a tad scared!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be there,but driving!!!

Ohhh your not far from us are you?

Looking forward to it

No not far!!

There's a few cant wait to meet, so glad we get name stickers!

Hmmm well I was glad we get name stickers, but now not so sure getting a tad scared!

Anyone not wishing to get stickered or stapled - I've got a permanent marker in the car too!! Just need a visible bit of flesh to write on of course!!

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"I will be there,but driving!!!

Ohhh your not far from us are you?

Looking forward to it

No not far!!

There's a few cant wait to meet, so glad we get name stickers!

Hmmm well I was glad we get name stickers, but now not so sure getting a tad scared!

Anyone not wishing to get stickered or stapled - I've got a permanent marker in the car too!! Just need a visible bit of flesh to write on of course!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be there,but driving!!!

Ohhh your not far from us are you?

Looking forward to it

No not far!!

There's a few cant wait to meet, so glad we get name stickers!

Hmmm well I was glad we get name stickers, but now not so sure getting a tad scared!

Anyone not wishing to get stickered or stapled - I've got a permanent marker in the car too!! Just need a visible bit of flesh to write on of course!!

So... every woman in Cupids will have 'Obi woz 'ere' written in permanent marker on their bums then...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be there,but driving!!!

Ohhh your not far from us are you?

Looking forward to it

No not far!!

There's a few cant wait to meet, so glad we get name stickers!

Hmmm well I was glad we get name stickers, but now not so sure getting a tad scared!

Anyone not wishing to get stickered or stapled - I've got a permanent marker in the car too!! Just need a visible bit of flesh to write on of course!!

Forehead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be there,but driving!!!

Ohhh your not far from us are you?

Looking forward to it

No not far!!

There's a few cant wait to meet, so glad we get name stickers!

Hmmm well I was glad we get name stickers, but now not so sure getting a tad scared!

Anyone not wishing to get stickered or stapled - I've got a permanent marker in the car too!! Just need a visible bit of flesh to write on of course!!

So... every woman in Cupids will have 'Obi woz 'ere' written in permanent marker on their bums then...???

Starting to feel uneasy

have visions of running around with focker on my ass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be there,but driving!!!

Ohhh your not far from us are you?

Looking forward to it

No not far!!

There's a few cant wait to meet, so glad we get name stickers!

Hmmm well I was glad we get name stickers, but now not so sure getting a tad scared!

Anyone not wishing to get stickered or stapled - I've got a permanent marker in the car too!! Just need a visible bit of flesh to write on of course!!

So... every woman in Cupids will have 'Obi woz 'ere' written in permanent marker on their bums then...???

Starting to feel uneasy

have visions of running around with focker on my ass!

Hope he writes on Ruby quickly or she'll be running round with 'Hot Rub' on her ass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be there,but driving!!!

Ohhh your not far from us are you?

Looking forward to it

No not far!!

There's a few cant wait to meet, so glad we get name stickers!

Hmmm well I was glad we get name stickers, but now not so sure getting a tad scared!

Anyone not wishing to get stickered or stapled - I've got a permanent marker in the car too!! Just need a visible bit of flesh to write on of course!!

So... every woman in Cupids will have 'Obi woz 'ere' written in permanent marker on their bums then...???

Starting to feel uneasy

have visions of running around with focker on my ass!

'F' on the left cheek and 'cker' on the right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we get there on time can I please volunteer to put the name stickers onto the men please.... Oh and some of the women too

You can stick mine where ever you like

Promises promises

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Anyone up for having a light bite and drink before heading over to the club?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Anyone up for having a light bite and drink before heading over to the club?"

I would but John_Nada has promised me a massage. Just hope I don't fall asleep!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Anyone up for having a light bite and drink before heading over to the club?

I would but John_Nada has promised me a massage. Just hope I don't fall asleep!

Is it not possible to do both? I'm hoping for a little warm up session before heading to the club.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"If we get there on time can I please volunteer to put the name stickers onto the men please.... Oh and some of the women too

You can stick mine where ever you like

After the Xtasia bash where loads fell off - I'm bringing my staple gun !!

Glue stick? please be kind

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Anyone up for having a light bite and drink before heading over to the club?

I would but John_Nada has promised me a massage. Just hope I don't fall asleep!

Is it not possible to do both? I'm hoping for a little warm up session before heading to the club."

I thought by 'light bite' you meant food, not a pre-shag shag

It does sound like a good idea though.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Anyone up for having a light bite and drink before heading over to the club?

I would but John_Nada has promised me a massage. Just hope I don't fall asleep!

Is it not possible to do both? I'm hoping for a little warm up session before heading to the club.

I thought by 'light bite' you meant food, not a pre-shag shag

It does sound like a good idea though."

I do mean food, and as this is a social I have not assumed a shag is available to me at the social.. I need to know I won't be grumpy because I'm hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone up for having a light bite and drink before heading over to the club?

I would but John_Nada has promised me a massage. Just hope I don't fall asleep!

Is it not possible to do both? I'm hoping for a little warm up session before heading to the club.

I thought by 'light bite' you meant food, not a pre-shag shag

It does sound like a good idea though.

I do mean food, and as this is a social I have not assumed a shag is available to me at the social.. I need to know I won't be grumpy because I'm hungry.

I'll bring ya a sausage then, shall I...???

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Anyone up for having a light bite and drink before heading over to the club?

I would but John_Nada has promised me a massage. Just hope I don't fall asleep!

Is it not possible to do both? I'm hoping for a little warm up session before heading to the club.

I thought by 'light bite' you meant food, not a pre-shag shag

It does sound like a good idea though.

I do mean food, and as this is a social I have not assumed a shag is available to me at the social.. I need to know I won't be grumpy because I'm hungry.

Well I'm up for it. I'm staying Friday night too so pretty much free any time.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Anyone up for having a light bite and drink before heading over to the club?

I would but John_Nada has promised me a massage. Just hope I don't fall asleep!

Is it not possible to do both? I'm hoping for a little warm up session before heading to the club.

I thought by 'light bite' you meant food, not a pre-shag shag

It does sound like a good idea though.

I do mean food, and as this is a social I have not assumed a shag is available to me at the social.. I need to know I won't be grumpy because I'm hungry.

I'll bring ya a sausage then, shall I...???

That might help. Although Wyrdwoman has scored a massage as well. After all that driving I might need one too, but you'll be in the same boat.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Anyone up for having a light bite and drink before heading over to the club?

I would but John_Nada has promised me a massage. Just hope I don't fall asleep!

Is it not possible to do both? I'm hoping for a little warm up session before heading to the club.

I thought by 'light bite' you meant food, not a pre-shag shag

It does sound like a good idea though.

I do mean food, and as this is a social I have not assumed a shag is available to me at the social.. I need to know I won't be grumpy because I'm hungry.

Well I'm up for it. I'm staying Friday night too so pretty much free any time."

Let's liaise closer to the time. I'll know my ETA once I have spoken to my friend.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Anyone up for having a light bite and drink before heading over to the club?

I would but John_Nada has promised me a massage. Just hope I don't fall asleep!

Is it not possible to do both? I'm hoping for a little warm up session before heading to the club.

I thought by 'light bite' you meant food, not a pre-shag shag

It does sound like a good idea though.

I do mean food, and as this is a social I have not assumed a shag is available to me at the social.. I need to know I won't be grumpy because I'm hungry.

Well I'm up for it. I'm staying Friday night too so pretty much free any time.

Let's liaise closer to the time. I'll know my ETA once I have spoken to my friend."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone up for having a light bite and drink before heading over to the club?

I would but John_Nada has promised me a massage. Just hope I don't fall asleep!

Is it not possible to do both? I'm hoping for a little warm up session before heading to the club.

I thought by 'light bite' you meant food, not a pre-shag shag

It does sound like a good idea though.

I do mean food, and as this is a social I have not assumed a shag is available to me at the social.. I need to know I won't be grumpy because I'm hungry.

I'll bring ya a sausage then, shall I...???

That might help. Although Wyrdwoman has scored a massage as well. After all that driving I might need one too, but you'll be in the same boat."

Yes, but I shall be all 'manly' and take it in me stride....

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over a year ago

"If we get there on time can I please volunteer to put the name stickers onto the men please.... Oh and some of the women too

You can stick mine where ever you like

Promises promises

Well how many places is there to put it ?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Anyone up for having a light bite and drink before heading over to the club?

I would but John_Nada has promised me a massage. Just hope I don't fall asleep!

Is it not possible to do both? I'm hoping for a little warm up session before heading to the club.

I thought by 'light bite' you meant food, not a pre-shag shag

It does sound like a good idea though.

I do mean food, and as this is a social I have not assumed a shag is available to me at the social.. I need to know I won't be grumpy because I'm hungry.

I'll bring ya a sausage then, shall I...???

OMG....have you frozen it?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone up for having a light bite and drink before heading over to the club?

I would but John_Nada has promised me a massage. Just hope I don't fall asleep!

Is it not possible to do both? I'm hoping for a little warm up session before heading to the club.

I thought by 'light bite' you meant food, not a pre-shag shag

It does sound like a good idea though.

I do mean food, and as this is a social I have not assumed a shag is available to me at the social.. I need to know I won't be grumpy because I'm hungry.

I'll bring ya a sausage then, shall I...???

That might help. Although Wyrdwoman has scored a massage as well. After all that driving I might need one too, but you'll be in the same boat.

Yes, but I shall be all 'manly' and take it in me stride....

Is there room for me on the light bite massage boat?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Anyone up for having a light bite and drink before heading over to the club?

I would but John_Nada has promised me a massage. Just hope I don't fall asleep!

Is it not possible to do both? I'm hoping for a little warm up session before heading to the club.

I thought by 'light bite' you meant food, not a pre-shag shag

It does sound like a good idea though.

I do mean food, and as this is a social I have not assumed a shag is available to me at the social.. I need to know I won't be grumpy because I'm hungry.

I'll bring ya a sausage then, shall I...???

That might help. Although Wyrdwoman has scored a massage as well. After all that driving I might need one too, but you'll be in the same boat.

Yes, but I shall be all 'manly' and take it in me stride....

Is there room for me on the light bite massage boat?

I better let the poor lad know I've pimped him out for pre-social massages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Obi is offering Tea and Cakes too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone up for having a light bite and drink before heading over to the club?

I would but John_Nada has promised me a massage. Just hope I don't fall asleep!

Is it not possible to do both? I'm hoping for a little warm up session before heading to the club.

I thought by 'light bite' you meant food, not a pre-shag shag

It does sound like a good idea though.

I do mean food, and as this is a social I have not assumed a shag is available to me at the social.. I need to know I won't be grumpy because I'm hungry.

I'll bring ya a sausage then, shall I...???

OMG....have you frozen it?????

No, it's a nice fresh and very beefy one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone up for having a light bite and drink before heading over to the club?

I would but John_Nada has promised me a massage. Just hope I don't fall asleep!

Is it not possible to do both? I'm hoping for a little warm up session before heading to the club.

I thought by 'light bite' you meant food, not a pre-shag shag

It does sound like a good idea though.

I do mean food, and as this is a social I have not assumed a shag is available to me at the social.. I need to know I won't be grumpy because I'm hungry.

I'll bring ya a sausage then, shall I...???

That might help. Although Wyrdwoman has scored a massage as well. After all that driving I might need one too, but you'll be in the same boat.

Yes, but I shall be all 'manly' and take it in me stride....

Is there room for me on the light bite massage boat?

If not, I'll being me oil and I'm sure the local Lidl's has got a bun round somewhere....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone up for having a light bite and drink before heading over to the club?

I would but John_Nada has promised me a massage. Just hope I don't fall asleep!

Is it not possible to do both? I'm hoping for a little warm up session before heading to the club.

I thought by 'light bite' you meant food, not a pre-shag shag

It does sound like a good idea though.

I do mean food, and as this is a social I have not assumed a shag is available to me at the social.. I need to know I won't be grumpy because I'm hungry.

I'll bring ya a sausage then, shall I...???

That might help. Although Wyrdwoman has scored a massage as well. After all that driving I might need one too, but you'll be in the same boat.

Yes, but I shall be all 'manly' and take it in me stride....

Is there room for me on the light bite massage boat?

I better let the poor lad know I've pimped him out for pre-social massages.

I'm a cheap date, no massage required. I'm happy to sit in the corner with a glass of orange.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yes, but I shall be all 'manly' and take it in me stride....

Is there room for me on the light bite massage boat?

I better let the poor lad know I've pimped him out for pre-social massages.

Oh, I hadn't meant to intrude on your massage, just to have a nibble of something after massage and before the social. Just something to stop me being d*unk immediately.

Either that or we get Ted to sort out sausages and someone else sorts out massages and move from massage to sausage on a conveyor belt.

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over a year ago

Yes, but I shall be all 'manly' and take it in me stride....

Is there room for me on the light bite massage boat?

I better let the poor lad know I've pimped him out for pre-social massages.

Oh, I hadn't meant to intrude on your massage, just to have a nibble of something after massage and before the social. Just something to stop me being d*unk immediately.

Either that or we get Ted to sort out sausages and someone else sorts out massages and move from massage to sausage on a conveyor belt."

... or we could create the 'Smassage' and do away with the conveyor belt....?

Ahhhh - see what I did there...

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Eating a sausage while getting a message, I think you're onto something!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Eating a sausage while getting a message, I think you're onto something!

That sounds boring. I'd rather have a massage.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Yes, but I shall be all 'manly' and take it in me stride....

Is there room for me on the light bite massage boat?

I better let the poor lad know I've pimped him out for pre-social massages.

Oh, I hadn't meant to intrude on your massage, just to have a nibble of something after massage and before the social. Just something to stop me being d*unk immediately.

Either that or we get Ted to sort out sausages and someone else sorts out massages and move from massage to sausage on a conveyor belt."

Did someone mention a conveyor belt? Will there be a cuddly toy (other than BigTed), a fondue set and a canteen of cutlery on it as well as the sausages and the massaged out forumites?

Count me in for a bite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

2 weeks today! Yay!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 weeks today! Yay!!!!

So excited and very nervous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 weeks today! Yay!!!!

So excited and very nervous

Don't be nervous, you'll be fine! I'm very excited now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you all there!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Oooh am excited

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

13 days!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooo looking forward to meeting you all, but have to admit am also sooooo papping my pants!

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"Soooo looking forward to meeting you all, but have to admit am also sooooo papping my pants!

I have to admit I am the same...not been this nervous in a long time...LOL. don't know if it is because coming on my own...new club...only knowing one or two people....combo of everything..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soooo looking forward to meeting you all, but have to admit am also sooooo papping my pants!

It's not that kind of club!!

You'll love it - honestly!!

A very friendly bunch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soooo looking forward to meeting you all, but have to admit am also sooooo papping my pants!

I have to admit I am the same...not been this nervous in a long time...LOL. don't know if it is because coming on my own...new club...only knowing one or two people....combo of everything..

Well we can sit together quaking ha x

Think I'm this way because don't know any one! Never been to cupids, sooo not looking forward to the dressing down element, and so many strong women and men on those forums, prob have a few stiff drinks, beforehand problem is if I have too many ill be running round like a raving lunatic, snogging the faces off everyone! X

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