FabSwingers.com forum: Chameleons or The Townhouse

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which do you prefer, and why?

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By *rMrsRandyCouple
over a year ago

Mids

Chams so cosy and relaxed. Down stairs as friendly as your comfy local even get ya dinner there! As rude as you like and even has a mini night club including dj and dance floor.

It just easily wins.

Don’t hear of many travelling a hundred miles on a regular basis for TH.

Yes done both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate chams, worse night ever and left after 2 hours and never been back. Not tried Townhouse but it's on our list.

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By *avenTinaCouple
over a year ago

Southport

"Chams so cosy and relaxed. Down stairs as friendly as your comfy local even get ya dinner there! As rude as you like and even has a mini night club including dj and dance floor.

It just easily wins.

Don’t hear of many travelling a hundred miles on a regular basis for TH.

Yes done both "
Never been to Chams but love Townhouse friendly and clean, got to be the best in the northwest and we have tried all the others, ps we just love to see a toilet in a profile pic !

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By *rMrsRandyCouple
over a year ago

Mids

And a vacuum ????

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Hate chams, worse night ever and left after 2 hours and never been back. Not tried Townhouse but it's on our list. "

What did you hate about it?

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By *rMrsRandyCouple
over a year ago

Mids

"And a vacuum ????"
wink and a smiley

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Never been Chams, we go either Townhouse or Xtasia had great nights at both of these and we are about in the middle of both

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Hate chams, worse night ever and left after 2 hours and never been back. Not tried Townhouse but it's on our list.

What did you hate about it? "

Yes! Hardly an informative comment and I`m sure others will like to know what you didn`t like about the place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ve been to both and we love Chams, love the set out of the club and how it caters for everyone with the different rooms....

Having said that Townhouse wins hands down. You won’t meet a nicer crowd of people and is by far the friendliest club we’ve ever been to (and we’ve been to a fair few) the club is absolutely spotless and you leave not wanting for anything!!

Give both a go and see what you think

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By *sianCouple4UCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Went to Chams first time last Friday, both loved the set up of the club, the friendly staff and even better clientele.

We can’t wait to go again and become regulars there.

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By *avenTinaCouple
over a year ago

Southport

"And a vacuum ???? wink and a smiley "
what is a 'vacuum'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never understand these types of threads, both clubs are individual, different and miles apart, it’s the equivalent of asking who’s the better football team Aston Villa or Everton, fans of either club will have a biased opinion, just like regulars at either club

Not sure what the OP is trying to achieve or what information they’d get from the thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate chams, worse night ever and left after 2 hours and never been back. Not tried Townhouse but it's on our list.

What did you hate about it?

Yes! Hardly an informative comment and I`m sure others will like to know what you didn`t like about the place."

Found it very cliquey, the guy couldn't be arsed to give us a tour, threw 2 small towels at us and told us to put them on and showed us the changing room instead.

We go to different clubs regularly but have never been back in over a year, didn't particularly like the club layout either, just wasn't fir us we hated it.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Hate chams, worse night ever and left after 2 hours and never been back. Not tried Townhouse but it's on our list.

What did you hate about it?

Yes! Hardly an informative comment and I`m sure others will like to know what you didn`t like about the place.

Found it very cliquey, the guy couldn't be arsed to give us a tour, threw 2 small towels at us and told us to put them on and showed us the changing room instead.

We go to different clubs regularly but have never been back in over a year, didn't particularly like the club layout either, just wasn't fir us we hated it. "

That's fine, I was just curious

Everyone likes different things

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Both clubs are so different x so cant compare

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Hate chams, worse night ever and left after 2 hours and never been back. Not tried Townhouse but it's on our list.

What did you hate about it?

Yes! Hardly an informative comment and I`m sure others will like to know what you didn`t like about the place.

Found it very cliquey, the guy couldn't be arsed to give us a tour, threw 2 small towels at us and told us to put them on and showed us the changing room instead.

We go to different clubs regularly but have never been back in over a year, didn't particularly like the club layout either, just wasn't fir us we hated it.

That's fine, I was just curious

Everyone likes different things

How strange that you had "two small towels thrown at you" when they are normally already in the lockers. The only time you get handed a towel is if you ask for a LARGE one!

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

"Hate chams, worse night ever and left after 2 hours and never been back. Not tried Townhouse but it's on our list.

What did you hate about it?

Yes! Hardly an informative comment and I`m sure others will like to know what you didn`t like about the place.

Found it very cliquey, the guy couldn't be arsed to give us a tour, threw 2 small towels at us and told us to put them on and showed us the changing room instead.

We go to different clubs regularly but have never been back in over a year, didn't particularly like the club layout either, just wasn't fir us we hated it.

That's fine, I was just curious

Everyone likes different things

How strange that you had "two small towels thrown at you" when they are normally already in the lockers. The only time you get handed a towel is if you ask for a LARGE one!"

That's what I thought. Never had a bad time at Chams and the staff are amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate chams, worse night ever and left after 2 hours and never been back. Not tried Townhouse but it's on our list.

What did you hate about it?

Yes! Hardly an informative comment and I`m sure others will like to know what you didn`t like about the place.

Found it very cliquey, the guy couldn't be arsed to give us a tour, threw 2 small towels at us and told us to put them on and showed us the changing room instead.

We go to different clubs regularly but have never been back in over a year, didn't particularly like the club layout either, just wasn't fir us we hated it.

That's fine, I was just curious

Everyone likes different things

How strange that you had "two small towels thrown at you" when they are normally already in the lockers. The only time you get handed a towel is if you ask for a LARGE one!

That's what I thought. Never had a bad time at Chams and the staff are amazing"

So why do you think we've never been back?

Was literally chucked 2 small towels in the changing room (not sure where he got em from) didn't even fit around the Mrs tits never mind anywhere else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not been to TH but been to many other clubs including chams and chams is our favourite, never known towels supplied at reception unless you ask for a new one or large towel..on a friday night it can be very busy and sometimes a regular is asked to give people the tour if staff are busy to avoid people having to wait. But horses for courses we enjoy it and travel as often as we can there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to both, both are a 2 hour drive for me, chams for me personally is too big. Townhouse is my regular club, staff regularly going about tidying up and checking everything ok. Free condoms and lube, unlike chams.

I guess it's just down to personal taste but for me it's Townhouse.

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm thinking of going to Townhouse for my first club night so it's interesting to hear people's thoughts.

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

Chams followed by Partners for me

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By *eachy123Woman
over a year ago

Rochdale/Manchester/Blackpool and were ever the mood takes me

Townhouse is really good although I did enjoy chams but I'm sure it depends on distance and things sometimes townhouse do milf Monday 1st Monday of every month as well xx

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Hate chams, worse night ever and left after 2 hours and never been back. Not tried Townhouse but it's on our list.

What did you hate about it?

Yes! Hardly an informative comment and I`m sure others will like to know what you didn`t like about the place.

Found it very cliquey, the guy couldn't be arsed to give us a tour, threw 2 small towels at us and told us to put them on and showed us the changing room instead.

We go to different clubs regularly but have never been back in over a year, didn't particularly like the club layout either, just wasn't fir us we hated it.

That's fine, I was just curious

Everyone likes different things

How strange that you had "two small towels thrown at you" when they are normally already in the lockers. The only time you get handed a towel is if you ask for a LARGE one!"

Occasionally there aren't towels in the lockers, it's not very common but it does happen. It's perfectly fine for them not to like chams, people like different things. It's by far my favourite club but it's not for everyone.

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By *unLuvazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Townhouse by far we have been to most clubs includes these 2 and none compare to townhouse. Everyone is so welcoming and they always have different stuff on to make everyone happy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love chams never been townhouse.

Both offer different so can't be compared should be a personal choice.. Do both.. Different weekends and experience for yourself..

I tend not to follow the masses.

Cupids Manchester is fab to..

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Love chams never been townhouse.

Both offer different so can't be compared should be a personal choice.. Do both.. Different weekends and experience for yourself..

I tend not to follow the masses.

Cupids Manchester is fab to.. "

Indeed, both clubs are completely different. I am closer to Chams hence I visit there as often as I can bearing in mind I am 150? miles away. I would visit Townhouse just because they do so much for the first time swinger.

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By *ack and jill123Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

We like both both different but equally good x

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We defiantly need to go to Townhouse

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Don’t hear of many travelling a hundred miles on a regular basis for TH "

You may not have heard of them, but there are a lot of regulars to Townhouse events that travel across the UK, as well as a lot of regular visitors from Ireland!

OP, why not try both? It’s very hard to compare because they are both great clubs but completely different! Feel free to say hi if you ever head up to TH!

M x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate chams, worse night ever and left after 2 hours and never been back. Not tried Townhouse but it's on our list.

What did you hate about it?

Yes! Hardly an informative comment and I`m sure others will like to know what you didn`t like about the place.

Found it very cliquey, the guy couldn't be arsed to give us a tour, threw 2 small towels at us and told us to put them on and showed us the changing room instead.

We go to different clubs regularly but have never been back in over a year, didn't particularly like the club layout either, just wasn't fir us we hated it. "

I visited Eureka's last week first time and they were all clique in there and I had a small tour by the person who took me. It was very small dance floor and loads of tables and no one said hello or even hardly smiled.

For me it is a long way to go and right out in the sticks

I only been once and because of the locality will not be going again,I would rather dance and drink in my own home and talk to folk on here!

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By *arracksCouple
over a year ago

Deal

"Hate chams, worse night ever and left after 2 hours and never been back. Not tried Townhouse but it's on our list.

What did you hate about it?

Yes! Hardly an informative comment and I`m sure others will like to know what you didn`t like about the place.

Found it very cliquey, the guy couldn't be arsed to give us a tour, threw 2 small towels at us and told us to put them on and showed us the changing room instead.

We go to different clubs regularly but have never been back in over a year, didn't particularly like the club layout either, just wasn't fir us we hated it.

For me it is a long way to go and right out in the sticks

I only been once and because of the locality will not be going again,I would rather dance and drink in my own home and talk to folk on here!"

Feel the same,went to a fab social night in October with a friend, was anything than social!!

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By *ittlevixenWoman
over a year ago

Mold North Wales

Townhouse in my opinion.

I haven’t found anywhere else that’s comparable for me personally.

There’s condoms in every room, it’s always a great crowd and super friendly!

The single guys always seem to be really respectful which is paramount as I have been on the receiving end of unwanted cheeky gropes in other clubs. I Hate that other venues don’t seem to put rules in place for guys. If they do it’s not drilled home enough.

But OP, go and see for yourself. It’s If you enjoy the club that matters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been to Chams, but I've frequented Townhouse and it's lovely. I'd recommend it to anyone, the facilities are great and the staff are wonderful.

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By *averman007Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Townhouse for me

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By *asbeenCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Chams,Cupids and Quest are 1st division clubs who reinvest wisely and have a huge following of members.

Townhouse, adam & eve, pandora etc are 2nd division but we have had good nights in all of them and please remember this is only our opinion.

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By *rallyFixated1Man
over a year ago

tipton

"Never understand these types of threads, both clubs are individual, different and miles apart, it’s the equivalent of asking who’s the better football team Aston Villa or Everton, fans of either club will have a biased opinion, just like regulars at either club

Not sure what the OP is trying to achieve or what information they’d get from the thread...."

It’s Aston Villa

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Chams,Cupids and Quest are 1st division clubs who reinvest wisely and have a huge following of members.

Townhouse, adam & eve, pandora etc are 2nd division but we have had good nights in all of them and please remember this is only our opinion."

Yeh we haven't reinvested a penny into Townhouse in the 7 1/2 years we had it. We've taken all of our customers money and haven't given anything back at all

Also, I'm not sure what you call huge but 25000 memberships have been issued with our events being amongst the busiest in the region.

One day, we came in and someone had not only paid for, but also organised all of this!:

*Ripped out the entire bar, replaced it with a bigger bar, 9ft mirrors, new furniture, new flooring, new lighting and new soft furnishings

*Completely refurbed the lounge, adding in new flooring, a new stage, new lighting/disco lighting, new music system

*New stairs, bannisters, carpets on all 3 floors and decorated too

4 new swish bathrooms and showers

* Completely ripped out the old beer cellar and made it into an authentic cellar dungeon with custom built equipment

* re-fitted the 1st floor dungeon with new Fetters and custom dungeon furniture

* redesigned another room into a medical clinic with medical grade flooring and a 2.5k medical chair

* All top floor playrooms redecorated

* All mattresses replaced or recovered

* New king size beds in our orgy room

* New BDSM furniture dotted around the club

* Wet area completely retiled and a new bathroom/shower built in

* Outdoor area knocked down, extended and rebuilt with custom urban art on the walls, 14ft square foot solid wooden gazebo and heating.

So someone, somewhere invested wisely on our behalf it seems! How lucky are we? Lol

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chams all the way,townhousr although a nice club isnt in the same league as chams, we live within 25 miles of townhouse and go to chams once a month, best club we know

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Never been to Chams, have however travelled the 3 sometimes 3.5 hours drive to Townhouse for a number of events over the years.

I've also travelled extensively across the UK and Europe and visited several clubs and Townhouse without a doubt is by far one of the best I've had the pleasure of attending. As a single female I feel safe attending any event on my own and have never had a bad night.

Will try chams at some point however feel people should realise clubs are very different and unique and should be!

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By *asbeenCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Wow 25.000 memberships issued for free.

chams single members pay £80 membership per annum & a couples membership is £20.

It would make good business sense to charge the same.

Remember "profit is not a dirty word".

I also thick any club who charges the above prices is very reasonable, and surely what most people are happy or expect to pay.

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By *raladsCouple
over a year ago

athlone westmeath

Heading to Uk next week

To visit few clubs

Never did club scene before

Any advise would be greatly appreciated!

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By *rummiePartyManMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"...Remember "profit is not a dirty word"..."

I dunno...

We're only a couple of weeks past the opportunity of having everything nationalised with fibre optic broadband, university education, sweeties and unicorns given away for free in a non-profit making society. A third of the population voted for this ideal so you can expect that one in three that you ask WILL think that profit is a dirty word.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Never had the pleasure of trying town house yet but like most clubs we have visited we are sure it will have it's pro's and con's . We enjoy Chams but not on a Saturday night.

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

"Wow 25.000 memberships issued for free.

chams single members pay £80 membership per annum & a couples membership is £20.

It would make good business sense to charge the same.

Remember "profit is not a dirty word".

I also thick any club who charges the above prices is very reasonable, and surely what most people are happy or expect to pay.

Townhouse has never charged for membership as we prefer to offer membership to people we have got to know and understand the scene etc...rather than just hand them out to anyone for a fee. Charging a membership fee doesn't sort the wheat from the chaff. To me it makes better business sense to have a club full of people who have earned their place for free and have a happy club of punters, rather than a club full of people who have paid for the right to be there

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"Wow 25.000 memberships issued for free.

chams single members pay £80 membership per annum & a couples membership is £20.

It would make good business sense to charge the same.

Remember "profit is not a dirty word".

I also thick any club who charges the above prices is very reasonable, and surely what most people are happy or expect to pay.

Good business sense

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By *avenTinaCouple
over a year ago

Southport

"Chams,Cupids and Quest are 1st division clubs who reinvest wisely and have a huge following of members.

Townhouse, adam & eve, pandora etc are 2nd division but we have had good nights in all of them and please remember this is only our opinion."
cupids first division ! Your kidding right?? Cupids is ok but Townhouse is so much better, never been to chams or quest