FabSwingers.com forum: No pockets !!!

By *akes handyman OP Man
over a year ago

In the Lakes

So the club is dress down... but where do you keep your stuff?

Condoms, lube, or if the ladies ( or guys ..lol) the lipstick

Do we need a utility belt ? Lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

We have a small man bag which stays in the locker until playtime and then accompanies us to a room

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a bum bag if your a guy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For ladies it’s ok as we can carry our handbags around

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So the club is dress down... but where do you keep your stuff?

Condoms, lube, or if the ladies ( or guys ..lol) the lipstick

Do we need a utility belt ? Lol"

I think they are called fanny bags lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a little wash bag with a wristlet x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"So the club is dress down... but where do you keep your stuff?

Condoms, lube, or if the ladies ( or guys ..lol) the lipstick

Do we need a utility belt ? Lol"

Condoms tucked into locker key band...lipstick just comes off so why bother and lube not needed.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *JohnMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I made myself a little pouch that holds a few condoms, and clips onto the wristband that the key is on.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *akes handyman OP Man
over a year ago

In the Lakes

Still I guess it doesn’t look slovenly, stood around with your hand in your pockets !!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

We sometimes wear leather hip bags, the sort people wear at music festivals

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I have a smart black runners wrist wallet. Does the job nicely. Easily available on Ebay. Would recommend spending a bit more and getting something like the Karrimor ones, the really cheap ones have poor stitching and rubbish zips.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of several reasons I don't agree with mandatory clothes removal.

Also, it's not "dressing down". It's "undressing". Dressing down is wearing casuals instwad of something smart. People have no respect for the language.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *akes handyman OP Man
over a year ago

In the Lakes

"I have a smart black runners wrist wallet. Does the job nicely. Easily available on Ebay. Would recommend spending a bit more and getting something like the Karrimor ones, the really cheap ones have poor stitching and rubbish zips."

Good idea !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

"One of several reasons I don't agree with mandatory clothes removal.

Also, it's not "dressing down". It's "undressing". Dressing down is wearing casuals instwad of something smart. People have no respect for the language."

Agree entirely - we use the waist bags when we decide not to bother dressing after playing - this is one reason The Attic is our favourite club.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

It's great being a trany in a club, you would be amazed at the shit I can fit into my bra !!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ullpa72Man
over a year ago

Isle of Arran

"It's great being a trany in a club, you would be amazed at the shit I can fit into my bra !! "
Loved this reply !you almost made me spill my Horlicks !!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *izbitMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Usually dress down means underwear or shorts if your a bloke so pockets or as someone else said just under the elastic wrist band if they arnt provide in the rooms

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr ABC has some pool/beach shoes which have zip up pockets on the side of them. They're designed for you to put a cash card and a key or some change in them without needing a bag. Perfect for condoms and locker key!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

With the locker key. More stuff, I take a clear toiletries bag which can be easily seen into to show I don't have anything I shouldn't.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *urse234Woman
over a year ago

somewhere in Essex

"It's great being a trany in a club, you would be amazed at the shit I can fit into my bra !! "

Bras are quite handy! Cards/keys/money/change

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/09/19 18:47:44]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a wash bag that we use for our shag bag toys condoms etc

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You my friend need a "Beer Belly Bum Bag"... They'll never know!

https://www.menkind.co.uk/beer-belly-bum-bag

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *akes handyman OP Man
over a year ago

In the Lakes

"You my friend need a "Beer Belly Bum Bag"... They'll never know!

https://www.menkind.co.uk/beer-belly-bum-bag

Lmao

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I'm lucky, I carry a handbag filled with life's essentials. Condoms, lube, small hairbrush, emergency makeup, body spray, cigarettes and a million lighters that I can still never find! I really must clear it out one day.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take mini bag with me its glittery I call it my slag bag ha ha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little Black bag.

Hate the jingle of keys

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *sername Bi CDTV/TS
over a year ago

Richmond, North Yorks and Kent

I suddenly feel inspired to get a Spongebob backpack.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"One of several reasons I don't agree with mandatory clothes removal.

Also, it's not "dressing down". It's "undressing". Dressing down is wearing casuals instwad of something smart. People have no respect for the language."

Undressing could be construed as naked. It’s a useful way of describing what happens in a club environment when people remove their ‘civvies’. Some ladies ‘dress up’ in corsets, stockings, boots, wigs etc. TV & CD’s are also very beautifully dressed. Some guys are in shorts, or underwear, or a towel.

Languages adapt & evolve. ‘Google’ is no longer just a company name - it’s a verb.

Some people have no respect for the fact language is a living, developing thing

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *akes handyman OP Man
over a year ago

In the Lakes

[Removed by poster at 30/09/19 17:02:35]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *akes handyman OP Man
over a year ago

In the Lakes

"One of several reasons I don't agree with mandatory clothes removal.

Also, it's not "dressing down". It's "undressing". Dressing down is wearing casuals instwad of something smart. People have no respect for the language.

Languages adapt & evolve. ‘Google’ is no longer just a company name - it’s a verb.

Some people have no respect for the fact language is a living, developing thing

I like that ... xxxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of several reasons I don't agree with mandatory clothes removal.

Also, it's not "dressing down". It's "undressing". Dressing down is wearing casuals instwad of something smart. People have no respect for the language.

Languages adapt & evolve. ‘Google’ is no longer just a company name - it’s a verb.

Some people have no respect for the fact language is a living, developing thing

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Language is contextual. In swinging, dress down means something specific. If we were on a golfing forum, I might understand the issue.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

"One of several reasons I don't agree with mandatory clothes removal.

Also, it's not "dressing down". It's "undressing". Dressing down is wearing casuals instwad of something smart. People have no respect for the language."

You need to get out more ! Lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Dressing down helps with security. Way harder to hide phones, recording devices, anything like that, that no one wants in a club.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Language is contextual. In swinging, dress down means something specific. If we were on a golfing forum, I might understand the issue. "

On both sites people are trying to get it in a hole !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Language is contextual. In swinging, dress down means something specific. If we were on a golfing forum, I might understand the issue.

On both sites people are trying to get it in a hole !"

Well played

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Small drawstring washbag, tucks into the towel around your waist so still hands free.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of several reasons I don't agree with mandatory clothes removal.

Also, it's not "dressing down". It's "undressing". Dressing down is wearing casuals instwad of something smart. People have no respect for the language.

You need to get out more ! Lol"

I tried that, but other people didn't like it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"So the club is dress down... but where do you keep your stuff?

Condoms, lube, or if the ladies ( or guys ..lol) the lipstick

Do we need a utility belt ? Lol"

you could do what prisoners do with their contraband.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *akes handyman OP Man
over a year ago

In the Lakes

"So the club is dress down... but where do you keep your stuff?

Condoms, lube, or if the ladies ( or guys ..lol) the lipstick

Do we need a utility belt ? Lol

you could do what prisoners do with their contraband. "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Dressing down helps with security. Way harder to hide phones, recording devices, anything like that, that no one wants in a club. "

I’ve seen a group sex session in a viewing room at a club blatantly recording the session on a mobile. Is this allowed?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ve seen a group sex session in a viewing room at a club blatantly recording the session on a mobile. Is this allowed? "

Of course it isn't but sometimes a group who know each other might all consent. If it bothered you, why didn't you report it ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UK porn party on pornhub.

Real swingers filmed with consent in clubs.

Consent is the most important thing.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ve seen a group sex session in a viewing room at a club blatantly recording the session on a mobile. Is this allowed?

Of course it isn't but sometimes a group who know each other might all consent. If it bothered you, why didn't you report it ? "

It didn’t bother me at all, you assumed it did....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’ve got a naughty tin. Looks like the old style American school sandwich box lol.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread