FabSwingers.com forum: No anal at Our Place 4 Fun

By *laaaaah OP Man
over a year ago

Gravesend

When my fb and I checked this place out a couple of Tuesdays back, we were keen to see if we could find a guy for some DP, but there were a number of signs specifically prohibiting butt stuff!

I've never seen anything like this in a club before. Is there a particularly grim story behind this or something?

I should say, of course, that we totally respected the signs and still managed to have a great time. Brilliant club - loved it.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What do the signs actually say ? Eg is a finger in the bum also banned?

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"I've never seen anything like this in a club before. Is there a particularly grim story behind this or something? "

Yes. Yes there is.

I've heard it from the staff a few times. Love it there myself but really glad I missed that night.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"What do the signs actually say ? Eg is a finger in the bum also banned?"

Yeah, the signage reads "No Anal Play"

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

"What do the signs actually say ? Eg is a finger in the bum also banned?

Yeah, the signage reads "No Anal Play""

BUMMER Dude

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I've never seen anything like this in a club before. Is there a particularly grim story behind this or something?

Yes. Yes there is.

I've heard it from the staff a few times. Love it there myself but really glad I missed that night. "

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By *parkle7Woman
over a year ago

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Wonder how they police this rule......

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Wonder how they police this rule......

They could glue a butt plug into everyone on arrival

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"I've never seen anything like this in a club before. Is there a particularly grim story behind this or something?

Yes. Yes there is.

I've heard it from the staff a few times. Love it there myself but really glad I missed that night. "

We'll come on man. Don't keep us in suspense.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

What about if you're deadly serous, not playing?

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By * Star FilthMan
over a year ago

staplehurst

"What do the signs actually say ? Eg is a finger in the bum also banned?

Yeah, the signage reads "No Anal Play"

BUMMER Dude"

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

There's a part of me that really wants to hear that story...and part that REALLY doesn't...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Should something be banned just because of one accident? I broke my wrist as I slipped getting out of a hot tub but I don't expect all hot tubs to be removed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This story must be bad if they banned anal entirely.

The people demand to know the truth

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oh i want to know....

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By *op2Couple
over a year ago

North west

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just waiting here quietly for the story!

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

lool

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By *parkle7Woman
over a year ago

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"Wonder how they police this rule......

They could glue a butt plug into everyone on arrival"

Good thinking - I’ll have a pink sparkly one plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder how they police this rule......

Low profile, by the back door!

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By *ougarsandcubsWoman
over a year ago

Medway

"When my fb and I checked this place out a couple of Tuesdays back, we were keen to see if we could find a guy for some DP, but there were a number of signs specifically prohibiting butt stuff!

I've never seen anything like this in a club before. Is there a particularly grim story behind this or something?

I should say, of course, that we totally respected the signs and still managed to have a great time. Brilliant club - loved it. "

If you've ever run a party or event and had the pleasure of clearing or and cleaning pee smelling or Poo stained covers etc you would understand why a venue would have the choice to request a ban on such activities with out added health risks ... x

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Morbid fascination makes me wanna now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just waiting here quietly for the story!"

I think it's probably a shit story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess the club know, maybe we should give them a ring?

Oh hang on though.......

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By *wosWoman
over a year ago

east london

It's on here somewhere....

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By *SSmazingMan
over a year ago

london north kensington

"When my fb and I checked this place out a couple of Tuesdays back, we were keen to see if we could find a guy for some DP, but there were a number of signs specifically prohibiting butt stuff!

I've never seen anything like this in a club before. Is there a particularly grim story behind this or something?

I should say, of course, that we totally respected the signs and still managed to have a great time. Brilliant club - loved it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just waiting here quietly for the story!

I think it's probably a shit story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay anal maybe an issue. But what about the avid squirter!?!?.. am pretty sure the mess would be similar in nature.

To which.

It would suggest the mattresses in the club do not have wipable surfaces under the sheets.

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

"When my fb and I checked this place out a couple of Tuesdays back, we were keen to see if we could find a guy for some DP, but there were a number of signs specifically prohibiting butt stuff!

I've never seen anything like this in a club before. Is there a particularly grim story behind this or something?

I should say, of course, that we totally respected the signs and still managed to have a great time. Brilliant club - loved it.

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. When I became a member at OP4F I asked why they don’t allow anal they said the reason they don’t allow anal the smell of poo , the mess it creates. At the end of the day their club their rules I always have a good time at OP4F so for me personally it’s no big deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my fb and I checked this place out a couple of Tuesdays back, we were keen to see if we could find a guy for some DP, but there were a number of signs specifically prohibiting butt stuff!

I've never seen anything like this in a club before. Is there a particularly grim story behind this or something?

I should say, of course, that we totally respected the signs and still managed to have a great time. Brilliant club - loved it.

. When I became a member at OP4F I asked why they don’t allow anal they said the reason they don’t allow anal the smell of poo , the mess it creates. At the end of the day their club their rules I always have a good time at OP4F so for me personally it’s no big deal."

This sounds like uhhh...something else...not anal play. At least not anal play done right

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By *urly_JenTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

" When I became a member at OP4F I asked why they don’t allow anal they said the reason they don’t allow anal the smell of poo , the mess it creates. At the end of the day their club their rules I always have a good time at OP4F so for me personally it’s no big deal."

Knicker inspection on arrival for skid marks? lol

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

"When my fb and I checked this place out a couple of Tuesdays back, we were keen to see if we could find a guy for some DP, but there were a number of signs specifically prohibiting butt stuff!

I've never seen anything like this in a club before. Is there a particularly grim story behind this or something?

I should say, of course, that we totally respected the signs and still managed to have a great time. Brilliant club - loved it.

Thing is I know that we I'm off to a club I've fully douched my ass and it's cleaner than clean just in case bum fun happens so apart from the lube there is no mess.

Butt it's their club so their rules!

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Really wanna know the story now

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By *laaaaah OP Man
over a year ago

Gravesend

We're heading there tonight. I'll ask for the story!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Okay anal maybe an issue. But what about the avid squirter!?!?.. am pretty sure the mess would be similar in nature.

To which.

It would suggest the mattresses in the club do not have wipable surfaces under the sheets.

All of this is what makes me avoid clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna know the story aswell!

Also who stinks of poo during anal that's gross sorry but my wife has never smelt in anyway during anal x

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Okay anal maybe an issue. But what about the avid squirter!?!?.. am pretty sure the mess would be similar in nature.

To which.

It would suggest the mattresses in the club do not have wipable surfaces under the sheets.

All of this is what makes me avoid clubs

The mattresses all have wipe clean covers but with a squirter, the mess doesn't create the smell an accident during anal does. The club is very small and when it's happened in the past, the smell has filled the whole place, leading to the club closing early.

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"When my fb and I checked this place out a couple of Tuesdays back, we were keen to see if we could find a guy for some DP, but there were a number of signs specifically prohibiting butt stuff!

I've never seen anything like this in a club before. Is there a particularly grim story behind this or something?

I should say, of course, that we totally respected the signs and still managed to have a great time. Brilliant club - loved it. "
. We go to a club regular and no particular rules on play. But we had gone into a room after another couple. Who hadn’t tidied up after themselves and we knew there had been anal play

Do I have to explain why we knew???

That possibly a reason why some clubs don’t allow it. Staff aren’t there to clean your shit.,!!,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay anal maybe an issue. But what about the avid squirter!?!?.. am pretty sure the mess would be similar in nature.

To which.

It would suggest the mattresses in the club do not have wipable surfaces under the sheets.

All of this is what makes me avoid clubs

A sensible answer to the conundrum.

So basically small club. Not alot of ventilation. Anal Accident. Rank smell. Club closes equals badd for business,equals no anal rule..

Simples.

Sounds like a well run club with good principles which allows them to keep their patrons happy.

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

I think it’s fair enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just waiting here quietly for the story!

I think it's probably a shit story.

They did tell me a very long time ago. From what I remember somebody forgot to "empty" before doing some anal play and left rather a mess.

think about it,poo is not an easy thing to clean up and leaves rather a nasty smell.

If that happens you've ruined your whole club for a night, but the flip side to that is, it could happen in any club.

But it's a club with rules, so you have to respect the rules.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Okay anal maybe an issue. But what about the avid squirter!?!?.. am pretty sure the mess would be similar in nature.

To which.

It would suggest the mattresses in the club do not have wipable surfaces under the sheets.

All of this is what makes me avoid clubs

A sensible answer to the conundrum.

So basically small club. Not alot of ventilation. Anal Accident. Rank smell. Club closes equals badd for business,equals no anal rule..

Simples.

Sounds like a well run club with good principles which allows them to keep their patrons happy.

It is - management and staff have always been amazing.

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